Silver, inherently dead, or heavier than the mountain, or a hair, if it is killed by the gods, then the pressure is greater than the mountain, I belong to this kind of drop.

My name is Zhang Shan, and I am a well-known black second generation in Gangxiang Township, Beitai Town. One day ten years ago, I finally lost faith in the group that did not seek progress and lifelessness, and decided to leave the circle that had gradually been eroded by the non-mainstream culture of the countryside, and wanted to pursue a quiet, comfortable and high-laughing life.

It was supposed to be a happy time, but I gradually lost myself in online games, fell into online dating, indulged in online gambling, and finally ruined in online shopping...... I said that as long as 998, the Thai bride would take it home, and I invested all my belongings in planning to start a revenge battle against the black matchmaker, but in the end I fell at the feet of the cyber crooks......

In the days that followed, I worked as a debt collection agency, as a private detective, as a subversive as a pyramid scheme, and as a phone scam. I punish lies with lies, execute deception with deception, I am alone against dark goblins, I fight for revenge!

Although I have been through the wind and frost, as the saying goes, life is not as good as it should be, but my experience today is not far from ten, it is outrageous!

The person in front of me, who was purple-faced, drunk, drunk, and slurred, actually called himself Lei Gong, he held my shoulder and spat wine in my ear, and shouted in a thick voice in a northeast accent: "Poof~~~~~~ complain about uncle, blame your uncle for this, sigh! Such a thing, I hit a thunderstorm in Taipei, scaring a Hong Kong silver, uncle drank too much, do you see it? Uncle, don't you drink too much, hey, hey, hey, hey!!, hey

This is the entrance to the Netherworld, and in the distance, ghosts line up in a long row under the organization of ghosts, and enter a high gate. I sat on a small stone pier, some restrained by Lei Gong in his arms, his hands rubbed his legs uncomfortably, like a duck picking up customers for the first time, today's job is estimated to be difficult to deal with, but no matter how bad it is, I can't eat this dumb loss, I see that although this Lei Gong is fierce but seems to be very easy to speak, he asked hard: "That... Uncle, I can't have an explanation for letting you chop you to death? Our township chief hit the widow on a bicycle and sent ten pounds of eggs. ”

"It's not a matter, hey, it's not a matter, are you going straight?" Lei Gong put his head on my temple: "What are the four uncles doing? Uncle four immortals! What are the four immortals doing? Hey, hey, hey, what do the gods want to do!

I panicked, this is a scoundrel? I'm afraid of scoundrels, and it's not easy for my peers to communicate with each other.

Lei Gong continued: "Uncle arranged for you, Uncle arranged for you to reincarnate! Uncle arranged for you to reincarnate into a good silver family, you wait, wait for Uncle to calculate it for you......"

Lei Gong closed his eyes and pinched his fingers as he spoke, and he forced himself to babble and laugh for a while, looking like he was drunk.

"Well, this is okay!" Lei Gong's head slammed into my temple again, like a blow to my head: "Poof~~~~ Uncle counted, the most bullish person in your life, a fat man surnamed Jin, Uncle arranged for you, arranged for you to be reincarnated as a son, as a son!

Lei Gong said and staggered and pulled me to leave, so I hurriedly sat back: "Hey, uncle, let's not rush, let's be steady." You don't think about it anymore, and you can be the son of Jin San's fat man, and I can't do it with this voice. ”

Lei Gong hehe, hey, staggered and pointed at me: "Just kidding, joking with your uncle, don't you want to be the host of the silver, and the fourth is the son!

I laughed: "Uncle Lei misunderstood, I didn't mean that, I mean we have other choices, you see that I am still someone else's son when I am dying, I should be enough......"

"Good envoy!" Lei Gong looked righteous: "You are good at talking, huh! If you don't have a son, you can't be a son, then I'll arrange for you... Arrange for you to be a daughter surnamed Jin, so you can be a girl!"

"Don't, isn't it easier to be a host when you're a girl!" I hurriedly vetoed: "Uncle Lei, do you need to listen to my own opinion on this compensation, how do I think it's Huo Huo me." ”

Lei Gong stared at me and blinked his eyes for a long time, and then he suddenly realized: "Oh~~~ It turns out that there is such a thing as four, you have requirements, four no?!Do you want to put forward conditions to your uncle, four no?!If your uncle doesn't agree, you will sue the heavenly court, and you will be killed by the uncle, four no?!, what are you afraid of, uncle doesn't dare to provoke you now, because uncle's future is in your hands, uncle, you are false, four no?!"

I totaled for a while, Lei Gong really drank too much, why did he tell the truth, so he nodded slowly: "Four ......"

Lei Gong slapped his thigh, it seemed that the wine had woken up a lot, and he spoke neatly: "Come on! Uncle Yin is planted, then let's go, let's find a place to talk." ”

"Where are you going? It's okay not to talk about it here?" I was a little nervous, and my instinct, which had been in the fraud world for many years, told me that if I had to talk about the same topic in a different place, the rhythm would definitely change.

Lei Gong snorted and explained: "Ah, just now... That, uncle doesn't think about the unspoken rules, but you have to think about it and talk about the place where we have to go to reincarnation, and if you don't go there, you don't understand, why don't you want to go?"

I hurriedly agreed: "Go, why don't you go, I'll listen to you." ”

Although there are doubts in my heart, but people are immortals, ghosts don't know what means they have, or don't be too anxious, don't be clever when you encounter hard stubble, this is also experience.

Lei Gong led me towards the gate in the distance and took the initiative to be a tour guide: "If you enter this gate, you will have no return to the Yellow Spring, and if you go to the point of no return, you will never be able to turn back." ”

Hearing this, I hurriedly looked back, and Lei Gong was stunned: "What are you doing?"

I muttered, "Look if the things in your pocket have been left behind, don't come back for a while." ”

Lei Gong: "......"

I noticed that the ghosts on the road were the same as me, and they all maintained the appearance of ordinary people, but not only that, but they were all in good spirits, looking quite good, and smiling on their faces.

I asked curiously, "What's wrong with them? Did you put the noodles in the Meng Po soup?"

Lei Gong glared: "Nonsense, return the four original drops." Uncle and you are in a jacket with you, no matter what disease or disability a silver has before his death, the soul after death will appear in a complete and healthy state, and the sick and disabled Diyin will be restored to health, are you happy? Those who are not in the land can be reincarnated in a good mood, and some worries about Diyin must be troubled, but just died, and it will not be tired for a while. ”

I nodded: "That's the same reason, otherwise you said that those on the stall bed have to find someone to carry them here, not to mention those who let the two kicks blow up to pieces, and it will definitely be difficult to separate them together." ”

I was chatting with Lei Chengcheng, and a ghost walked past me, and the voice in his mouth was tongue-twisting and clear and crisp: "The smell of smoke in the rock burning shop is permeating the Guoshu Museum next door, and there is a lama from the south, you are my father!!"

I admired: "This cross talk is still working so hard until death." ”

Lei Gong pinched his fingers, shook his head and said: "He stuttered four times before his death, and he didn't talk about cross talk." ”

I was happy: "It's a happy time, are you all dead and sick?"

Lei Gong shook his head: "It's not absolute. ”

I asked, "Is there anything else that can't be recovered?"

Lei Gong looked around, and then pointed to a young man squatting on the ground not far away, only to see that the young man was wearing a wide school uniform, and his eyes were blocked like a curtain of bangs on his forehead, but he was gloomy at a young age, and he looked preoccupied.

The two of us approached with the team, and heard the young man whispering to himself: "In this life, I failed to become the overlord of the campus in the first year of junior high school, and I can't send you a peaceful country, in the next life, I am willing to fight the rivers and lakes with the beautiful woman again, write all the prosperity, and enjoy the flowers......"

I got goosebumps and asked him, "Boy, how many years have you been dead?"

The gloomy boy looked at me: "Vulgar people, how can you understand my love for burial." ”

I sneered, "What burial love? I see your sexual function burial love." ”

Lei Gong persuaded me: "If you hold back like him, the Yin Cao Difu will not be able to cure this second disease." ”

When I was getting tired, a ghost hit me from behind, and when I looked back and saw that it was a big ghost, the ghost opened his mouth and scolded, "Are you blind!

I was on fire all of a sudden, and I was about to have a seizure but was stopped by Lei Gong, who shook his head at me gently, his face full of pity. I saw the man walking quickly, and when he saw someone, he opened his mouth and scolded, and I was also slightly sad: "Was this person blind or dumb before he was born?" ”

"Not four. Lei Gong shook his head: "He was small and often bullied, so you can vent it to him." ”

"Is it a disease to be small?"

"It's not a disease. Lei Gong corrected: "It's considered disabled." ”

I looked at the many ghosts and sighed infinitely: "It turns out that they are all poor people." ”

Feeling emotional, a ghost suddenly rushed out of the crowd, ran to the side of the road and took off his pants without saying a word, only to hear him let out a long howl, and then his face was full of spring breeze.

Lei Gong smiled and asked me, "Do you have habitual constipation?"

Before I had time to feel disgusted, there was a rush of footsteps behind me, I hurriedly moved to the side, only to see a ghost rushing over with a strong wind against my shoulder, and then two ghosts also strode after me, the ghost looked back and laughed: "Hey, hey, hey, hey, you're coming to catch me." ”

I looked at Lei Gong with a confused face, Lei Gong also looked at me, and between our sights, there were a few ghosts running over, Lei Gong said helplessly: "The lame man is the most difficult to deal with, and the thief can be happy......"