On the Huangquan Road, the soul of the dead remembers the past and present life, the last time to be grateful, and the last time to regret, all the reluctance must be made here. What can't be broken turns into a wandering spirit, floating around, letting time consume everything. If you can break it, you can go to the merit hall to settle the good karma and debts of your previous life, and all the causes and effects will be converted into merit points, and you can prepare for reincarnation with these merit points to the place of reincarnation.

The place of reincarnation cannot be traced to its boundaries, and it is vast and not expressed. Among them, there are tens of thousands of reincarnation exchange offices, and there are hundreds of thousands of congested souls in each place, and the noisy shouts are endless, which is life.

"I want a 200-point selection of nationality, the United States. Another 330-point beautiful voice, I want to be an American superstar! Gender randomization is fine, there are 30 points left to help me add to the life bonus, 10 points a year within 10 years, can be changed for 3 years, right? That's all. ”

"Give me a 50-point city hukou, and the remaining 1 point can be exchanged for a double eyelid, hey, I have done too much evil in my previous life, and I am afraid that I will not have a good life in my next life......"

There were joys and sorrows among the ghosts, and I sighed: "You are not doing a good job of propaganda, otherwise there would not be so many bad people in the world." ”

Lei Gong patted me on the shoulder: "If there is no bad silver, there will be no good silver, and there will be sentient beings in each other's life, the better the previous life, the more evil the next life, the more evil the previous life, the better the next life, and the four reincarnations of good and evil will be rewarded." ”

I asked, "Then who among you immortals is the best?"

Lei Gong arched his hand with reverence on his face and said: "The four Jade Emperors are the best among the immortals." ”

I smiled and said, "Isn't it so bad that the Jade Emperor was so bad in his last life?"

"Don't talk nonsense!" Lei Gong raised his hand to indicate that he was silent, and said respectfully: "The Jade Emperor's old silver family is not in the Five Elements, how can it be compared with the reincarnation of mortal silver!"

I sighed, "So you mean he's not going to be good in his life?"

Lei Gong waved his hand to interrupt the topic, pinched his fingers and said, "It's time to hold back my sister's land, the VIP room is ready, let's go over." ”

As a ghost who was killed by the gods by mistake, of course I didn't have to line up with these ghosts, and followed Lei Gong to a large private room with resplendent gold, only to see a circle of sofas inside, in front of the sofa was a long table, and a large screen was hanging opposite.

This is what Lei Gong said about the VIP reincarnation exchange office, why does it feel so familiar?

As soon as Lei Gong and I sat down, a long-faced ghost walked in with a small wooden stick, and the orchestra conductor stood in front of the screen with a twist, snapped his fingers, and the lights in the private room immediately dimmed, and the screen also showed a detailed exchange catalog.

The long-faced ghost almost touched his chest with his hands and bowed to me: "Welcome to the VIP Reincarnation Exchange, I am your exclusive exchanger, you can call me a big long face." ”

I sighed: "You're welcome, you can introduce me, how much merit I have, what can I exchange." ”

The big long face looked at Lei Gong, Lei Gong nodded, and then the big long face said: "Mr. Zhang Shan, according to the records of the book of life and death, your yang life should have been 150 years, and you were the longest-lived person in the world, but you died early at the age of 25 due to an accident, and the loss of yang shou was converted into 600 points......

I glared at Lei Gong with big eyes, and Lei Gong grinned at me with great guilt.

This Nima, I actually have such a long yang life, how much sin did I suffer in my previous life to get it?

Split.

The big face continued: "Lord Lei Gong has signed an agreement, and he is willing to self-destruct and cultivate for you, and exchange 5,000 merit points for you, plus your own points, a total of 5,710 points. ”

Frightened, my mouth opened into an O-shape, and Lei Gong smiled: "It's too little and insincere, Uncle can't let you lose." ”

Although I don't understand how much Lei Gong's cultivation will be damaged by 5,000 merit points, it must be indispensable, and I am a little embarrassed: "Don't always think about whether I lose or not, don't lose too much, look at you... Pee and pee are all bifurcated, right?"

Lei Gong said that it was a kidney loss! Signaling the big long face to continue, the two fingers of the big long face made scissors in front of him, and he made an angry pose: "The merit value exceeds 5000 points, you can enter this VIP exchange office, here you can exchange some high-level attributes that are not available in the exchange office outside, and the unit price of high-level attributes is more than 1000 points, not everyone can exchange it." ”

Hearing this, my interest increased, and I hurriedly said, "Tell me quickly, what are the high-level attributes?" ”

Snapping twice, the big long face with a small wooden stick on the screen, the screen is still touchy, a little immediately changed, a bewitching beauty appeared on it, the big long face introduced excitedly: "This is a recent exchange volume of high one, now the exchange can also participate in discount activities, as long as 998, the Thai bride to take home!998, bring you a mysterious exotic, bring you a lifetime of ......"

Why do you want to bring back painful memories of my life......

Then the big long face continued to introduce me to various high-level exchange attributes, what the richest man, high-ranking officials, and life extensions can be exchanged here, as well as a variety of incredible special functions, in general, the attribute points in my hand are definitely enough for me to open in the next life, but the more I look at it, the more I feel uncomfortable.

I interrupted the introduction of the big face, shook my head and sighed: "Hey, in fact, it doesn't matter, rich or poor, I don't remember the things of this life in the next life, I am busy in this meal, but I don't want to lose myself too much." ”

Lei Gong sighed with emotion: "You are right, this is the fate of the four mortals." ”

I casually asked, "Why don't you have the attribute to retain memory reincarnation?"

Lei Gong sighed, and said in a helpless tone: "Why not, the party has it, not only retains the attribute of the memory reincarnation, but also dominates the world and the earth, and has the opportunity to rank in the immortal class and the world, although your merit is enough, but I guess you should not be interested, four no?"

After Lei Gong finished speaking, his eyes secretly aimed at me, and I also aimed at him, for a long time, I smiled: "Four, I'm not interested." ”

Lei Gong was a little surprised: "Huh?"

Damn! Who do you think of as a fool? Don't go to the fraud world to inquire about Lao Tzu's name, what kind of liar hasn't seen it? High returns make your head fall off, don't I understand such a simple truth? The pie that fell from the sky Lao Tzu never eats! The intention is already so obvious, and he still wants me to be fooled?

I stared at Lei Gong and asked, "Why me?"

Lei Gong: "What the hell, you, what are you tired of." ”

Although I don't dare to be 100% sure, there is definitely a conspiracy behind this, and I tried to make my eyes firm: "You found me on purpose, who is behind you? I don't believe that the gods are so upright, although our township chief hit the widow and sent ten catties of eggs, but he also slept with the widow." ”

Lei Gong hurriedly explained: "My sister wants to sleep with you!"

I pressed step by step: "Then what kind of conspiracy do you have!"

"I ......" Lei Gong panicked: "I also act according to orders." ”

"Listen to whom!"

Lei Gong pointed to the top of his head: "Above." ”

"Who?"

"You've shackled through the bad words. ”

I asked, "Which one?"

Lei Gong was stunned word by word: "Jade, Emperor, Great, Emperor!"

As a black second generation, I know very well the truth that the people do not fight with the officials, people have money and power, and the key is culture, so it seems quite reasonable to give you the whole half-dead family. What do I have? Ancestral rogue methods and self-taught fraud techniques? Isn't it looking for death to fight with these two points, and it also takes a certain amount of skill to knock on the stuffy stick behind the back of the sack at night, and once I fail, the consequences are unimaginable, I am the second generation of black, and I am not a black belt.

After figuring out this section, I had to be empty, I laughed with him, and asked Lei Gong: "Uncle Lei, why did you say that the Jade Emperor and his old man found me? What can I do for his old man, my two taels of alchemy are not enough." ”

Lei Gong was stunned by my bluff before, and it took him a long time to come back to his senses, straighten his body and then shake his head at the big long face, the big long face was very interesting, and he put his fists on his mouth and trotted out of the private room, this is really ......

I waited for Lei Gong's explanation, Lei Gong looked at me without saying a word, and I felt furious in my heart, now the situation is different, just now I was a slanderous soul, and now I am a little ghost who was targeted by the head of Heavenly Court No. 1, can I not be hairy?

Lei Gong swept me up and down for a long time, and finally said an inexplicable word: "Beitai is coarse and silvery." ”

"Don't dare to be, don't dare to be. I hurriedly humbled myself: "The hooligans who went out of Beitai are all famous. ”

"Huh. Lei Gong smiled: "A little famous? Then you haven't seen the land of fame." ”

Is there still such a cow in Beitai? In my heart, the famous Beitai hooligans? Could it be that Lei Gong is talking about He Boss, who is in the business of touching porcelain in the city? He is indeed very famous, and last year he made a big slip of porcelain and pressed it into a foundation. This thing is on TV and the Internet, and there is a small red mark left at the scene of the incident, when it was the National Day, there were leaders from above to inspect, but it was too late to wipe it off, and it affected the beauty with an oil brush. The leaders were in a hurry, so they asked a calligrapher to write down a line of words along the small red mark that seemed to be a "big" word: the great "big" motherland.

I'm sweating for them, how do you say that if you press two "big" words, how can you write it?

What? What's so big? Don't make fun of the leaders!