When you feel that you have done something, if no one is jealous of you, slanders you, and excludes you, it means that your self-feeling is delusional. It has to be that your own father is secretly jealous of you behind your back, and that's really a big deal.

Therefore, the more the elf envoy ridiculed the snow fairy coldly, the happier the snow fairy became, and it was clear that he couldn't eat the grapes and said that the grapes were sour, so he had to show you even more acid.

When I was talking to the elf envoy about business, the snow fairy surrounded me with all kinds of greasy, kissing my nose and sticking to my face for a while, and we talked about the key topic, she suddenly thought: "Dear Chun'er, why don't I help you pick out your ears and pick your nose, while you are still small now, you will advance to the elf king in the future, and your arms will not be able to reach in." ”

I suddenly discovered that Snow Fairy has an otherworldly heavy taste in her bones......

In the end, I agreed to the request of the elf envoy, and then gave her a specific answer after discussing it with Luo Fatzi, the key question is not whether Luo Fatzi agrees or not, I am afraid that the parrot is unreliable, don't delay your nephew.

The elf envoy was grateful and asked me what I needed her to repay me, and the snow fairy stuck her head in my ear and whispered: "She has money, let her help me build an independent field!"

I shook my head, and sold a favor to the elf envoy for nothing, without asking for anything in return. The elf was very grateful, and the snow fairy was very unhappy, and blew heavily in my ear, and I trembled all over my body.

After the elf envoy left, Nicole came in, and saw the snow fairy plucking my ears, and I was humming comfortably.

Nicole seemed to be testing me: "My dear, you agreed to the elven envoy's conditions so easily? This is not like your style, at least you have to take the opportunity to pluck her skin, the elven skin must be precious material." ”

I could hear the hostility in Nicole's words, and even her new best friend, Snow Fairy, sensed something was wrong and snorted softly in my cochlea.

No matter how good the relationship is, it is also a rival in love, and they will have to tear it up sooner or later, so I'll put it aside.

I replied to Nicole, and by the way, I was also comforting the snow fairy: "The elf makes the adult a person who values love and righteousness, otherwise he would not come to me for the matter of the eldest nephew, this time I really have nothing important to ask her, but as long as her nephew is settled, there will be no trouble in the future, and the elf will not help." Making a friend is more valuable than making a deal. Just like the two of you, I promised to help you so much, and I didn't say anything in return, what was the result?

No matter how different their mentality and personality are from ordinary people, and they are not used to flirting in this situation, Snow Fairy is embarrassed to jump back to the elf realm, and Nicole, who was almost run away by me, stayed.

I asked her, "What do you have to do with me?"

"It's... Yes, it's fine......"

I looked at her as if it was hard to speak, and I didn't really want to say something, I knew that I couldn't chase after her at this time, so I got up and pulled her out: "You'll talk about it later, accompany me to find Luo Fatzi first." ”

We camped at the mouth of a mountain gorge, and a bridge was built on both sides of the canyon mouth, so that we could quickly retreat along the bridge to the other end of the canyon if something unexpected happened.

I have to be cautious, I often meet the opposition forces on the road recently, I have heard of our good, face must be given, the key is afraid of meeting those ill-informed stunned young people, seeing us fifty or sixty people driving a hundred sheep, as a big wrong, want to rip and rob a wave, I am annoyed with them, and even as long as I can break the fortune and avoid disasters, I am willing to spend money to buy tickets.

Fat Luo was taking a bath in his tent, the big white fat man was sitting in a cauldron with hot water, and the two chengguan were helping him brush his back with a big brush, exactly the same scene as the scene of the pig.

When Fat Luo saw me coming in, he pretended to be sincerely frightened, and wanted to come to greet me naked, but then he saw Nicole following me, so he didn't dare to stand up.

"I'm a sect master, you see that you don't say hello when you come, you know that fat people usually like to sleep naked at home or swim naked, what if you accidentally abrupt the fifth lady. ”

I laughed and said, "It's okay, your big belly is about to hang to the ground, and you can't block it abruptly." ”

Luo Fatzi was unconvinced: "Sect Master, don't look down on me, the fat man will put on a show for you, I can use my brother to provoke my belly, do you believe it?"

Luo Fatty's meat jokes made Nicole and I laugh.

After selling the treasure obediently, Luo Fat dared to dress up slowly and meet me outside the tent.

"What does the Sect Master command?"

I said, what about your parrot, why don't you always see it with you?

Luo Fatzi expressed helplessness: "Hey, I can't look at it at all, I don't have to let go, and I don't know how to get on the bar with the King of Lingjiao recently, and it's gone now, it must be on the king's side." ”

Luo Fatzi and I chatted and walked to Lingjiao's temporary harem.

I asked him, "How are you feeling lately? Is this cockatoo really as powerful as the legend says?"

Luo Fatzi pouted and shook his head: "I can't tell, I haven't studied it much, either I don't have time or it doesn't have time." ”

"Look at your unobtrusive appearance, you don't have time yet, what can a little war pet do?

"Hey, the fat man is busy right now. Luo Fatzi explained with complacency: "Those young ladies of the cannibal tribe like to write letters, and the fat man has to write to them every day in order to help the sect master you bury your eyeliner in the cannibal tribe." ”

I said that there have been more and more carrier pigeons coming and going recently, and it turned out that Luo Fat was playing tricks.

I also had to admire him: "Fatty, I remember that we stayed in the cannibal for one night, how many can you win that night?"

Luo Pang muttered a mouthful of calculations and came up with the answer: "Five~"

"Five?!How did you do it, did you perform the little brother picking the belly in public?"

Luo Fat Man said proudly: "I don't need to pick my belly, the fat man's fat is enough for them to be deadly, don't forget that they are cannibals, when they see my fat, they are full without eating, and after being full, it is naturally ~~~"

I smiled lewdly and answered: "Hey, lust?"

"Yes~ One night the fat man pounced on five, and the rest was controlled with a small note, you see. Luo Fatzi took out a large handful of letters from his arms, some folded into a heart shape, some folded into thousands of paper cranes, and at first glance they were love letters.

Luo Fat whispered to me: "These are all written by the cannibal patriarch and his wife!"

I was startled: "You can be sure, this letter conveys the spirit of derailment, whether it is big or small, don't let the patriarch find out, then there will be a big problem in my rear." ”

Luo Fat Man waved his hand: "Don't worry, when did the fat man have an accident because of broken shoes, steady~"

While walking and chatting, I suddenly heard the sound of talking in front of me, do a word of mom beep right and a word of master, I and Luo Fat Nicole both nodded, and the two of them were there.