Lingjiao and Xixuan Parrot have formed a feud since they first met, and that time the parrot was saved by Luo Fatzi, and Luo Fatzi almost didn't hang up for this matter. As a brother, Lingjiao couldn't help it, and later went to see Luo Fatzi with a fruit basket, and said to his face that he would definitely not touch this parrot in the future.

The speaker has no intention and the listener has the intention, and the listener is not Luo Fatzi, but the parrot itself.

Knowing that Lingjiao would not make a move on himself, the parrot that was almost killed finally had a place to breathe, and he flew in front of Lingjiao when he was idle, and he was disgusting to fly.

At first, Lingjiao still wanted adults not to remember villains, and good dogs didn't fight with birds, but they couldn't stand it pestering themselves all day long.

Lingjiao is a pure man, the most important reputation, promised Luo Fat Man not to move the parrot, and he will never move unless he has to, and then he can't help but scold a few words, we all know that Lingjiao scolds and bites people as hurtful.

It's a pity that it chose the wrong target, it's a parrot, and it can even learn the language of people and the language of the elves, not to mention the Ling's dog language.

After the initial unilateral suppression, to the later blue out of blue, and then to the later Lingjiao to stimulate the potential to achieve transcendence, and then continue to repeat the previous reincarnation......

Up to now, a dog and a bird communicate and learn to make progress together, we listened to it for more than ten minutes, and they have been scolding each other, not repeating the same, not repeating the same words, but not even repeating a word......

We were all stunned, even the Snow Fairy and the Elven Envoy each opened a realm passage and took a group of little angels to watch the excitement.

The two of them not only stand and scold, but also run in various positions, seizing the backlight orientation and the angle position that is easy to form reverberation amplification, so as to enhance their momentum and aura as much as possible.

This scolding war has risen to the level of art, and the village woman scolding the street and comparing it with the two, just like the five peers seeing the lower ninth-rate disciples on the top of Huashan to discuss the sword, it is really a difference between cloud and mud.

In the end, I really couldn't listen to it anymore, after all, it was a high-end scolding fight, and the more I scolded, the more ugly it became.

"Two artists, take a break in the intermission, after the master reaches a certain level, don't deliberately pursue breakthroughs, everything goes naturally, chance is often more important than diligence, a flower and a leaf, sometimes worth a hundred days and a hundred nights. ”

I walked over with my hands behind my back, looking like a master, Lingjiao and the parrot listened to my Zen words and thought for a while, and then their eyes lit up, and they said in unison: "Pretend to beep, get out!"

I didn't dare to fight back when I was scolded, I was really not sure that I could scold them.

Luo Fatzi was not happy, and reprimanded the parrot: "I gave you some face, who are you scolding? This is the godfather in my mind, apologize quickly!"

The parrot is Luo Fatzi's favorite of the master, and he is obedient to him, and he has to sacrifice his life to save him, and he is even more grateful to Dade.

After being trained by Luo Fatzi, the parrot honestly flew over and apologized to me: "I'm sorry, sect master, I'm too emotionally involved, I'm offended~"

"it?" I was pleasantly surprised: "How can you parrot your tongue and be able to organize your own language and express it freely?"

The parrot replied in an old-fashioned manner: "Ah, it's okay, I didn't know how to say it before, I held a lot of thoughts in my heart, and after communicating with the king for a while, I benefited a lot, not only learned the art of language, but also learned a lot of emotional venting situations." ”

Lingjiao snorted: "You're polite~"

The parrot nodded to it: "Good mentor and friend." ”

"Alright, don't be poor, I have something to do with the parrot. ”

The parrot stood on one leg and raised its little paws forward: "No, don't call me parrot, I have my own name." ”

I wondered, "Oh, what do you call it?"

"The upper spirit and the lower parrot. ”

"Parrots?"

The parrot nodded to the spirit Jiao: "The surname of the inheritance master, the name of the family, is for the spirit parrot." ”

The scolding just now is just a daily teaching between master and apprentice.

Luo Fatzi and I whispered: "I didn't expect to have a good ...... with Lingjiao"

"yes, let's see what it taught us both......"

I said this with Luo Fatzi in a clear conscience, people Lingjiao and Luo Fatzi just learned to talk when they were civilized, Luo Fatzi was full of bad water, and what he taught it was the ancient Xianxia dialect and official dialect of Wen Crepe, and the Lingjiao who made his mouth full of mouth all day long was later pulled back by me for a long time. So if you want to say who taught whom, that's what we taught badly.

We are willing to see it and the two brothers get along well, otherwise they will not be able to live in peace all day long, as for the final can be dealt with, but to what extent is not something I can manage, people have to engage in the base in the future, I can still stop it?

Enlightened by the spirit Jiao, the parrot's Mandarin and oral expression skills have been infinitely close to that of a normal person with good eloquence, and I tried to teach it a common word in Elven language, "great".

"If you say the word, see if you pronounce it accurately. ”

Luo Fatzi demanded that the parrot must obey my will, and the spirit Jiao also signaled that it had to treat me as a big man, and the spirit parrot had to accept this fact.

The Mandarin-speaking creteed parrot brewed for a long time, imitating my accent and saying, "Gray big." ”

"What 'gray big', is 'great'!"

The parrot corrected after brewing: "The cup is big~"

"Great!"

"Airplane big~"

"Great!"

"Big cup ~"

"Great!"

"Airplane Cup Big ~"

"Huhuhu~~~" I was panting tiredly, and asked Lingjiao: "How did you teach this talent?"

Lingjiao glanced at me, as if it was dissatisfied with my teaching method, and it beckoned to the spirit parrot: "Apprentice, you come~"

The parrot humbly flew over and bowed his head to be taught: "Teacher, please advise~"

Lingjiao slapped the parrot with a dog's paw: "Mom, 'great', repeat!"

Lingjiao's language talent is not covered, I have never taught it elven language, just imitate it on the spot, and it is very standard.

The beaten parrot trembled, and cautiously straightened its tongue: "Wei... Big?"

It became ~

I called the elf envoy out, first introduced her to Luo Fatzi, Lingjiao Lingjiao and others to get to know her officially, and then I asked Luo Fatzi's opinion.

"The elf has a great nephew, and the conditions are a little special, and he wants to sign an exclusive contract with your parrot. My opinion is that it can be considered, this is an opportunity for each of them to exercise and get ahead, and it is also a rare opportunity for you and our spring outing group, which is worth trying to explore. ”

As soon as I heard that I was so serious, Luo Fat Man understood, this is to ask him to cooperate with the routine, if he really did it sincerely, there would be so much nonsense.

"This... This and this ......"

Luo Fatzi hesitated, and the elf envoy was a little panicked, and she asked me, "Viscount Paul is unwilling?"

I translated for her, and Luo Fatzi said: "Oh, it's not particularly difficult, it's just, I actually have arrangements for the parrot, about its future development and future, I, as the master, have planned it, and this will not let the Lingjiao King help enlighten, and plan to enter politics in the future, be a special envoy diplomat or something, you also heard, they both practice diplomatic rhetoric." Now that you suddenly make this request, I'm afraid I'll delay the parrot~"

After I finished translating, I added for him: "It is true that we must consider the possibility of failure, there are opportunities, and risks cannot be ignored." ”

The elven envoy immediately insured me: "At this point, the head of the Chun Chun and Viscount Paul can rest assured, the eldest nephew of this envoy is only in a special situation, and his potential is still very large, much stronger than those common elves with no characteristics." ”

I pretended to whisper with Luo Fatzi to discuss, endlessly.

The elf envoy waited more and more at a loss, and couldn't help but add more chips: "If Viscount Paul and the spring outing group are delayed, the envoy is willing to come forward to compensate." ”

"Then how embarrassing is it~" I said politely, and then looked at Luo Fatzi: "Then it's decided?"

Luo Fatzi nodded: "It's decided~"

I said to the elven envoy that the rare war pet parrot of Viscount Paul of the Spring Outing Group will sign an exclusive contract with her multi-element half-blood elf nephew, and after the contract is signed, the nephew must strictly perform his exclusive duties, and after leaving the elf realm, he is obliged to obey the daily management of the Spring Outing Group. If the value is not reflected within a certain period of time or there is a violation of the above agreement, we have the right to unilaterally waive the exclusive contract and demand compensation from the elves.

The elf made this aunt dutiful, and she signed this obviously unfair agreement without hesitation, and it can be seen from the side that she does have confidence in her eldest nephew.

After the agreement was signed, the elven envoy called her eldest nephew out of her realm of independence.

It was a little elf the size of a half palm, half shorter than a parrot, with a refreshing and handsome appearance, with a sense of purity unique to the elf clan, but this kid was not easy to deal with at first glance, with a bear child expression on his face who was not afraid of being willful and unscrupulous, as if he was not very hygienic, dirty, and flew out with a musty smell.

The elven envoy lectured him: "Why didn't you take a bath?"

The nephew replied casually: "I only washed it five years ago, what are you talking about, you are not my mother......"

The elf envoy smiled embarrassedly at me: "The child left early, and I usually don't want to take care of it, this character is a little naïve, and I will hand it over to you, the head of the regiment, in the future." ”

I hummed: "Don't worry, children who can't be managed by parents will naturally have others to take care of them when they go to society." ”

The elf envoy still has to stay to guide the signing, I said no, we understand the process, since you let go, let it go thoroughly, hesitant to the child is not good.

The elf envoy saw that my first impression of her eldest nephew was not good, and this was about to be rectified, so she understood that it was not good to intervene, and told her eldest nephew to do something good for herself, and left.

As soon as the elf envoy left, the elf's eldest nephew was full of acquaintances, and none of them knew me, and his appearance suddenly converged, but he still showed a look of unconvincing and eager to try.

I asked the parrot, "Do you know what an exclusive contract is?"

The parrot nodded: "I usually listen to you and the master drinking, and the related cow beeps are not less." ”

"Very good, then sign the contract first, and the rest will be talked about later. ”

The parrot, who didn't understand much of our previous conversation, made a small request: "Leader, can you change me to an exclusive elf, I also want to match men and women." ”

That's what I said.,It's a layman at first glance.,After all, the class is a Lingjiao apprentice.,I can't hide my secrets.,I explained to it on the spot the difference between a real cute girl.、A female man and a big cock pseudo-girl.,Let the spirit parrot realize how much room for growth this delicate-faced male elf has。

The elven nephew couldn't understand our language at all, so after seeing that I was forced to chatter, everyone turned their faces sideways, hid half of their faces in the shadows and smiled at him, and the elven nephew was quite bottomless.