Chapter 10: The Golden Pants
At this moment, Sanzang completely understood why there were only steamed buns and fried vegetables on other people's tables, because they couldn't afford to eat them.
As for the weird eyes they had just now, they were clearly waiting to watch the show!
"I don't have any money!"
Sanzang spoke directly.
Who knew that the fat man smiled and said:
"It's okay if you don't have any money, you just leave the coffin. ”
As he spoke, he prepared to carry the coffin.
Sanzang stopped the fat man with a stride.
"Want my coffin, I tell you, impossible!"
The smile on the fat man's face gradually disappeared, and it was cold instead.
"Since you don't have any money and don't plan to mortgage the coffin, what do you want?
A flash of brightness suddenly flashed in Sanzang's eyes, and he said:
"Can I still eat the overlord meal?"
The fat man smiled coldly and said:
"You can try what it is like to eat a bully meal in my kind of hacker stack. ”
"I'm going to eat a bully meal!"
Sanzang hurriedly spoke.
The fat man had an ugly look on his face, and looked at Sanzang with angry eyes.
"Old bald donkey, you're really going to fight me today, aren't you?"
Sanzang innocently said:
"Your food is too expensive, I don't have any money. ”
The fat man glared at Sanzang angrily and said:
"I also said, you can use the coffin as collateral if you don't have any money. ”
Sanzang glared at the fat man and said:
"The coffin is the life of the old man, and wanting the coffin is equivalent to asking for the life of the old man, so I tell you that there is no way!"
The fat man said indignantly:
"Today, the fat man is not powerful, you really think I am a soft persimmon. ”
As he spoke, the original ordinary aura on the fat man's body suddenly soared, and he suddenly surpassed the Mortal Realm and reached the Transforming Dan Realm.
And the people sitting in the inn eating all looked at the fat man in shock, although they knew that there were masters in the inn, but that person was not a fat man. Who would have thought that even the fat man who has always been shameless is a strong man in Huadan, this is a bit of a hacker stack, it is really Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.
"What's going on! Are you still going to eat the overlord meal? I said that if you give me the coffin early, won't there be so much trouble?"
The fat man was very proud, in his mind, as long as he showed such a strong strength, then Sanzang would definitely be completely crushed by his own strength.
"I still want to eat the overlord meal!"
Sanzang's opening shattered the illusion in the fat man's heart.
"Old bald donkey! The fat man is so powerful, don't you have a little sense of fear? Don't you know how to retreat a little? Do you want to be beaten to death?"
The fat man was so angry that the old bald donkey didn't follow his own routine.
"It doesn't seem like you're that strong! I feel like I'm the same ugly boy in my family, so why should I be afraid of you?"
Sanzang's words ruthlessly broke the fat man's heart.
The fat man couldn't help but think in his heart, I was said to be not strong enough, it was too worrying.
"Old bald donkey, don't be blowing nonsense, let me tell you, the fat man is very scary, even I will feel scared!"
The fat man regarded Sanzang's words just now as bragging, and he didn't pay attention to them.
Sanzang looked at the fat man and wanted to see what kind of madness he had.
"Hey, boss, didn't the guests at that table over there plan to run away without paying?"
The little monk Huiming suddenly pointed to the fat man's back in surprise and said.
The fat man was startled, hurriedly turned around and shouted:
"Who the would dare to run away without paying!"
But when he turned around, he found that no one had fled at all.
And when the fat man turned to check, Huiming handed his brick to Sanzang and gestured at the back of the fat man's head.
Sanzang immediately understood what Huiming meant, and secretly said why he bothered so much just now.
After the fat man saw that no one had escaped, he immediately understood that he had been deceived, and quickly turned around to see if Sanzang and the two were ready to escape.
"You dare to deceive the fat man, the fat man is not mad, you don't know ......"
However, as soon as the fat man turned around, he saw a gray, square, brick that had smashed on his head.
Hit by this huge blow, the fat man felt a little dizzy in his head, but he held on to prevent himself from falling.
"How ...... you Sneak attack ......"
Before the fat man finished speaking, the brick slapped the fat man's head again, and this time the fat man couldn't stand anymore and fell directly to the ground.
A group of people who were eating and watching the excitement opened their mouths wide. They couldn't have imagined that the fat man, a Tang Tang Huadan powerhouse, would be stunned by someone with a brick.
"Master, you talked too much today, you should have made a move when he was tricking us, and you had to talk to him for so long. ”
The little monk Huiming looked at Sanzang dissatisfied.
"Accident! It's just an accident! The master didn't fail to react for a while!"
Sanzang was a little embarrassed, his master Tang Tang was actually educated by his apprentice.
Huiming turned his head and glared at the fat man lying on the ground and said:
"This fat man said that it was not good, but to say that robbery and robbery have no future, it is really infuriating. ”
"Yes, this guy dares to question our theoretical beliefs, it's really hateful, and we must teach him a lesson. ”
Sanzang also empathizes.
"Master, how about we rob him all?"
The little monk Huiming came up with an idea.
Sanzang's eyes lit up, and he clapped his hands and said:
"Okay! ”
The two began to rob the unconscious fat man all over his body.
Huiming, who was searching the fat man's body, suddenly raised his head and asked Sanzang:
"Master, shall we leave him a **?"
Sanzang looked at the crowd around them and whispered:
"Let's leave some for him!"
The two of them thoroughly examined the fat man's body, but found that he had no money on him.
"Master, why doesn't this guy have any money?"
Hui Ming was very puzzled.
Sanzang frowned, a person like a fat man, he would never put money out of his body, so he must still hide it on this guy, but he couldn't find it for a while.
"No matter! Let's take away all his clothes, pants, shoes and socks, I don't believe we won't be able to find them. ”
Since you can't find it now, you can simply strip all the items on the fat man's body.
When Huiming heard this, he hurriedly took off the fat man's clothes and pants.
And at this time, Sanzang and the two found something surprising.
"Master, or what we just said will be invalidated, ** don't leave it for him. ”
The little monk Huiming looked at the fat man's golden light, and he didn't know what to make of the golden **, and he was a little dazed.
Sanzang also saw the golden glow** worn by the fat man, and said in agreement:
"Alas, this fat benefactor is really not authentic, you said that ordinary meals are sold so expensive by him, it is really a bit excessive, so the Buddha said to punish!"
"Let's pick it up!"
Hearing Sanzang's agreement, Huiming happily took off the fat man's gold **.
The two packed their things and were about to leave under the watchful eyes of the crowd, but at this time, because the fat man had not heard for a long time, someone came out to check.
An old man about fifty years old came out and saw the two Sanzang who had stripped the fat man of his clothes and the fat man who had been stripped of his clothes.
The three of them looked at each other and were briefly embarrassed. Then the old man exclaimed:
"Robbery!"