Chapter 9: A bit of a hacking stack
Night fell quickly, and the sky soon became dark, and Sanzang and the two corpses had to choose to spend the night in the forest.
Beside the fire, Sanzang felt that it was really a good choice to subdue the corpse king, not only to carry the coffin and run with him, but also to find food for himself.
Looking at the pheasant being roasted by the flame, Sanzang felt that life was still quite good.
"Ugly man! Let me tell you, my master and I are monks, so we can't kill. If someone asks how the chicken died, you say you killed it!"
"If someone asks you why the chicken is roasted, you say you don't like raw food and eat cooked food instead. If something goes wrong, then I think I'll enjoy playing. ”
The little monk Huiming patted the ugly man of the corpse king and carried out a profound education on it.
The corpse king's heart is boiling, I not only want to serve you, but also take the blame for you, I feel that my future corpse will be dark!
However, in order to make his life better, the corpse king quickly nodded, signaling that he understood.
"Great! You're so smart, I thought if you didn't nod or agree, I could try the basketball that the master invented in the first place!"
The little monk Hui was obviously a little disappointed.
But the corpse king was taken aback, what it was most afraid of now was hearing the word ball.
After you've eaten your fill, of course, it's time to rest. Sanzang lay down in the coffin without hesitation, and Sanzang's reason was that he was afraid that he would not lie in the coffin.
Huiming and Sanzang also squeezed into the coffin, and the corpse king ugly man was arranged by Sanzang to hold a vigil.
The night was fine, and soon passed, Sanzang got up from the coffin, moved his muscles and bones, and said with a sigh:
"Sure enough, a life without a coffin can't be considered a complete life!"
Continuing to hurry, Sanzang continued to lie in the coffin, and the corpse king continued to carry Sanzang to run. As a result, at ten o'clock at noon, Sanzang and his party walked to the avenue and unexpectedly met an inn.
The inn is decorated well, not very simple, but not very good, just so-so!
But what intrigued Sanzang was its name.
"It's a bit of a hacker stack, why do you feel like there's something wrong with this inn when you hear the name?"
Sanzang felt that the name seemed to have a deep meaning.
"Master, I'm hungry, let's eat first!"
The little monk Huiming touched his stomach and looked at the inn door with some fascination.
"Whatever he is, let's eat first, and you'll stay outside, ugly boy." ”
After Sanzang gave an order, he walked into the inn with the coffin.
"Welcome! Welcome! This store is a century-old brand, I don't know if you want to stay in the hotel or eat?"
As soon as he entered the inn door, an obese fat man came over with a smile and asked Sanzang and the two of them.
"Eat, we want to eat, boss, hurry up and get us a table to eat!"
Hui Ming called anxiously.
As soon as he heard Huiming's words, the smile on the fat man's face deepened.
"Okay, okay! I'll get you ready. ”
The fat man was happily about to go into the kitchen to let people prepare meals, but suddenly saw the coffin that Sanzang put behind him, and when he looked closely, he found that it was inlaid with gems, and his eyes immediately straightened.
But the fat man quickly withdrew his eyes and walked into the kitchen.
"Master, do you think there's something wrong with that fat man just now?"
Hui Ming asked Sanzang in a low voice.
Sanzang nodded and said:
"There's definitely a problem, the dead fat man's eyes are straight as he looks at our coffin. I wonder what the hell he has in his heart right now?"
After sitting down, Sanzang and Huiming realized that there were many people in the inn, but the strange thing was that there was a plate of fried vegetables or steamed buns on their dinner table, and they couldn't see any meat.
"Master! This shop is shabby! Why haven't you even seen the meat?"
"Don't talk nonsense, they should have something to eat, but I don't know why these people don't eat it. ”
Sanzang knocked Huiming.
Looking around, Sanzang felt more and more that there was something wrong with this inn, and saw that everyone in the inn was looking at himself and Huiming meaningfully at this time.
And Sanzang also saw the schadenfreude in the eyes of several people.
"The dish is coming!"
I saw the fat man walking out with a tray of vegetables, and soon came to Sanzang's table.
"The two masters are not strange, the small shop is a little shivering, only these fast dishes, and it is not strange. ”
The fat man opened his mouth with a smile.
"The donor has been thinking a lot, and now there are ten dishes left, and I am already satisfied. ”
Although Sanzang didn't know what the fat man was thinking, since he wanted to play, he would play with him.
"In this case, the two masters will use it slowly, and they will be busy first. ”
The fat man greeted and left.
An enticing aroma wafted into Sanzang's mouth, and Sanzang immediately had a great appetite, and he didn't think much about anything else, so he picked up his chopsticks and ate wildly.
The people around looked at Sanzang and Huiming, who were eating a lot, and they were very envious, but I didn't follow them alone, but continued to eat my own steamed buns and vegetables.
"Eat, eat, the more I earn,"
The fat man sat at the counter and looked at Sanzang and Huiming, who were eating wildly, and kept muttering in his mouth.
After some struggle, Sanzang and the two finally stopped.
"Boss!
Sanzang shouted, and a happy smile immediately appeared on the fat man's face.
"Master, you have spent a total of 100,000 taels, please settle the account. ”
Sanzang and Huiming's eyes widened, and they looked at the fat man in surprise and said:
"How much did you just say?"
The fat man smiled and spoke again:
"You have spent a total of 100,000 taels, and I hope you can settle the bill. ”
"Dead fat, who are you fooling? Do you think the old man is stupid? Isn't it just a few dishes? How can it cost 100,000 yuan?"
Sanzang grabbed the fat man, he felt that something was wrong from the beginning, but he didn't expect that now this dead fat man would actually deceive himself.
"Calm down!
The fat man motioned for Sanzang to let him go.
"Humph!"
With a cold snort, Sanzang put down the fat man.
"Don't get excited, master, everything in this shop is normal and qualified, the master can look at the wall by himself, it is clearly written!"
The fat man pointed to the menu on the wall, and Sanzang looked along, and sure enough, he saw some words that were so small that he could hardly go.
"All the food in our store is sold normally, the price is fair, and the children are not deceived, and it is a comprehensive inn that you can trust. The inn does not accept any credit, and if you want to pay for it, we will take a special approach. ”
Sanzang took a look, and the prices of each dish were written on the back. I don't know if I don't see it, and I'm shocked when I see it.
A plate of steamed buns costs 100 taels, and a plate of fried vegetables costs 200 taels. And the sum of those things I ate basically exceeded 90,000.
"You're robbing money?"
Sanzang glared at the fat man.
"Alas! How can I be so fast at robbing money! You are lagging behind, and now is no longer the era of robbing money! This is an era of routines, and we have to rely on routines to make money. ”
The fat man shook his head and educated Sanzang on the concept.
I'm going to go! I've been tricked by someone!
Under the reminder of the fat man, Sanzang realized that he had been tricked.