Chapter Seventy-Eight: The Second Style: Domineering Side Leakage (4 more)

Probably because she was hit too badly, in the next four or five days, Gu Yue'er didn't come to the door again.

Xu Le didn't go so cheap as to ask why people didn't continue to ask for this kind of question.

Of course, the main thing is that he has been so busy these days that he has no time to think about such trivial things.

Since joining the "pet" team, Xu Le has gained more experience every day than in the past week. This made him can't help but ask himself, is he mentally retarded?

Why has it never been thought of before?

In just four days, the recovery of the body has increased by two percentage points, and according to this process, in another three months, you can go to the sky and the earth to gallop on the horse.

As the saying goes, people are in good spirits on happy occasions, because of this matter, Xu Le didn't bother with the loss of 100,000 yuan after all, gritted his teeth three days ago, and asked the milk tea headquarters to decorate.

The storefront room is in the location of the former food city, because there have been dead people, no one has cared about it for a long time, Xu Le bought a seat in it at a very low price.

The efficiency of the headquarters is very high, and after receiving the money, a team came the next day and was busy, and as of today, it is almost completed.

Xu Le, the boss, couldn't intervene, and couldn't even give a few words, because once he said something, people would reply with "This is a requirement of the headquarters", and Xu Le was speechless.

Frankly, it wasn't a very pleasant experience to be a boss.

The only commendable thing is that the name of the store has been changed from XX Street Branch to Beibei Branch, and it is finally the master.

At noon, Xu Beibei came over, and as soon as the little guy arrived, he put forward a very subversive opinion on the name of the store.

"Here, can you add a Peppa Pig?" asked Xu Beibei, timidly pointing to the name of the store.

Xu Le said with a dark face: "No, the master will not agree." ”

This is the only disagreement he has with his daughter.

Xu Beibei didn't speak, just looked at the renovation worker pitifully.

When the team leader saw Xu Beibei so cute, he immediately laughed and asked Xu Le if he was his daughter, and after getting a confirmed answer, the team leader patted his chest and said, "Of course you can, my little sister wants it, and my uncle will get it for you!"

"Yay!" Xu Beibei cheered.

Xu Le went out with a black face.

He felt that it would be better for him to do something meaningful, such as finding a cashier girl or something before it opened. Shop decoration or something, forget it......

After eating at noon, Nan Xiaoxi sent Xu Beibei to school, what spring outing is the school going to organize today, Nan Xiaoxi bought supplies for Xu Beibei, and by the way, he brought the little guy to the store for guidance.

Xu Le didn't seem to have anything to do with himself, so he moved a stool and sat outside the store.

This sitting is an afternoon.

When Lao Dao came over, Xu Le was sitting at the door of the store. The whole person is bathed in the sunset, drinking tea while looking at his mobile phone, and his posture is not too leisurely.

Lao Dao hurriedly greeted him, and said with a smile: "Master, my second move has been practiced, do you want to open your eyes?"

Xu Le glanced up at him, and then looked down at his phone, obviously, completely uninterested.

Lao Dao was bored, but he didn't give up, he cleared his throat and said: "Master, this trick of the disciple is called domineering side leakage, once it is used, it will shock the world and cry ghosts and gods!

Xu Le thought about his once trick of "a shock to the tiger's body", and suddenly felt blessed to his heart, put away his mobile phone, and looked up at him.

"So, this is a trick that will expel some gas from a certain organ of the body in order to defeat the enemy without bloodshed?"

"No, no, no!"

Lao Dao blushed and waved his hand to interrupt: "This is different from the previous one, the way of naming is different, this time, it is an abstract nomenclature." ”

Xu Le yawned.

At this moment, a scantily clad young woman happened to walk in front of her.

Lao Dao's eyes lit up, and he pointed at her and said: "Master, look, although this girl's legs are well hidden, according to the distance between the two knees, the distance between her legs is five centimeters, after transforming her figure and leg support plus the squeezing force of her legs. What is the concept of five centimeters...... According to the analysis of his body and overall appearance, it is tentatively set at 6 points. Girls with this score are usually 19 years old for the first time. ”

Lao Dao took a breath and concluded: "To sum up, this girl has completed 1250 XX times in 3 years, an average of about once a day. ”

After Lao Dao finished speaking, he let out a long breath, and looked at Xu Le with a smile.

Xu Le was dumbfounded.

What the hell is this guy talking about?

"It's a way of fortune telling. ”

Lao Dao said complacently, Xu Le's expression, he was very useful.

Xu Le's whole person is not good, he has lived for a thousand years, and he has never seen this kind of fortune-telling method!

"Master, you don't know about this aspect, in fact, fortune telling is a process of seeing, such as judging the person's eating habits through a chocolate pomace at the corner of the mouth, and then extending to all aspects, of course, this is a relatively high-level operation. Ordinary charlatans basically only say some high-probability events, such as asking teenagers if they have any troubles recently, whether they have emotional troubles or the like, in fact, it's, who at this age doesn't have some troubles and thoughts about the opposite sex?"

Xu Le thought about it, it seemed that this was really the case!

"Then you said so much, what is your skill?" Xu Le was also aroused, how did he feel that this guy was the same as an endorsement?

If it is a fortune telling, it is more like a chaotic result deduced by a top student through a formula, and ordinary people can't understand it, and they will only feel that they are lofty and unclear.

Lao Dao smiled: "It's called domineering side leakage!"

Xu Le was speechless, is this different from not saying?

Seeing that Xu Le was unhappy, Lao Dao explained: "In fact, it is equivalent to adding a computer to my brain, which allows me to infer a lot of information in a short period of time through various signs of the target." ”

Xu Le still didn't believe it, it was too bullshit, and it was even more perverted than his divine sense.

Lao Dao was about to speak, but Liu Zhuangzhuang, who had disappeared for most of the day, appeared again and said hello to Xu Le.

The old man pointed at him and said, "Look, this man is overindulgent. ”

Liu Zhuangzhuang, who was still full of red light a second ago, suddenly turned into a pig's liver color, and glared at Lao Dao: "Who are you talking about?!"

Xu Le said, "Beat him, it's okay." ”

Liu Zhuangzhuang glared at Lao Dao and ran away, his back was very embarrassed.

Lao Dao smiled and said, "Master, do you believe it?"

Judging from Liu Zhuangzhuang's reaction, Xu Le was a little convinced.

"Why don't you help me take a look?" Xu Le said suddenly.

Lao Dao said yes, and then walked around Xu Le three times.

After three laps, he suddenly stopped, and said with a look of surprise: "Master, your heavenly spirit cover has a spiritual light spraying out, you are going to fly Huang Tengda, Long Xiao Nine Heavens!"

Xu Le said angrily: "To be honest." ”

"I don't see it. ”

Lao Dao held his breath, and his face turned red.

In fact, he saw it, but he didn't dare to say it.

Can he say that he can see that Xu Le, who is so energetic, rarely knows anything at first glance?

After saying this, he was afraid that he would not be able to help but laugh out loud.

Then, it is estimated that it should be cooled as well......

Xu Le saw his scruples, smiled, and then took out his mobile phone from his pocket and pulled up Xu Beibei's photo.

"Then help me take a look at my daughter. ”

Lao Dao looked at his phone with a smile.

Xu Beibei in the photo is grimacing, the sun is cute and flawless.

But the moment Lao Dao saw this photo, his face was slightly succumbing.

Xu Le said strangely: "What's wrong?"

"I don't know. ”

Lao Dao shook his head, Xu Beibei in the photo is obviously so beautiful and lovely, but I don't know why, he just feels a little uncomfortable.

This feeling is like an instinct, which cannot be put into words or described, and the old Tao can only respond with a sentence of "I don't know".

Xu Le was about to laugh at two sentences, when the phone rang suddenly, Xu Le saw that it was Teacher Zhang, and quickly picked it up.

"Hello Mr. Zhang, hmm......"

After saying a few words, the other party didn't know what to say, and Lao Dao saw Xu Le's face change slightly, then put away his mobile phone and slowly stood up.

"Click!"

The small plastic chair cracked in response.

Lao Dao took a breath, and was about to slap Xu Le's inadvertently smashing the chair, but saw Xu Le looking at him with a sinking face.

His eyes were cold, as if he was looking at a dead man.

Lao Dao subconsciously shuddered, and at a certain moment, he really thought he was going to die.

"I'll go to the hospital, you feel free. ”

The moment the voice sounded, Xu Le's figure instantly turned into a cloud of water vapor, which quickly dispersed and disappeared, as if it had never appeared.

Lao Dao stretched out his head and looked left and right on the street, but he couldn't see the figure, and he was stunned.

If he hadn't always known that Xu Le's cowhide was soaring to the sky, he would have to kneel on the cliff at this moment!

This method is more terrifying than the special effects on TV, right?!

Think about the mentally retarded appearance of pretending to be forced in front of Xu Le with that little breaking skill before......

Lao Dao really wants to dig a pit and bury himself!

What is a gap?

That's it!

It was only a moment later that he suddenly woke up.

"Who does the master want to see when he said he was going to the hospital?"