After coming to this conclusion, Liu Zhuangzhuang's whole person collapsed, muttered, took out his mobile phone, and prepared to call the police.

Xu Le grabbed him and explained: "Calling the police can't solve the problem of hallucinations. ”

"Hallucination?" Liu Zhuangzhuang was stunned for a moment, and after reacting, he jumped up as if someone had stepped on his toes, and shouted: "How can it be an illusion, the broken lock, the computer, are the best proof!"

"There are surveillance cameras on the main roads, as long as you can find those shots, you can prove that what I said is all true!"

Xu Le lay back in his chair and said with a smile: "And then? Filming you being chased by cats and dogs can prove that these cats and dogs are all sperm? As the owner of the store, it is reasonable for small pets to chase you, right?"

"That ......"

Liu Zhuangzhuang was stunned, the only evidence, before it was taken out, it was proved useless, so collapsed!

"Actually, have you ever considered a question?" Xu Le leaned forward, nodded his braincase, and said, "The main problem is still in yourself." ”

"Thinking day and night, you're under too much pressure, so you have this incredible hallucination. ”

"The lock and the computer ......"

"Of course you did it yourself, you've been under a lot of pressure lately, right? So I understand that you're in this situation, it's normal. ”

"This ...... Why don't I have an impression of myself?" Liu Zhuangzhuang opened his mouth wide, and frankly speaking, he was also more inclined to have everything as his hallucination, after all, last night's picture was too terrifying.

But what Xu Le said was too outrageous,

The locks and computers are all made by themselves, how can they not have any impression at all?

Seeing that Liu Zhuangzhuang didn't believe it, Xu Le lit a cigarette, took a puff and said, "Let me tell you a classic case." ”

"The school is going to take the college entrance examination, and there is such a male student in the dormitory, well, let's call it A. His pre-exam syndrome is more severe, he is anxious all day long, and in order to distract himself, he talks about going home and eating watermelon every day. ”

"One day, boy B, who watched Xiao Huangwen in the same dormitory until the middle of the night, saw A in the lower bunk get up. With a kitchen knife in his hand, A walked past his classmates in the lower bunk one by one and knocked them on the head. The next day, I asked him what he had dreamed about last night, and A said that he dreamed that he had gone back to the countryside to pick watermelons, but unfortunately none of them were ripe. ”

Liu Zhuangzhuang was silent for a moment and said, "So, are you telling me a joke?

"Of course not!"

Xu Le paused and concluded: "So you see, people who are too stressed, how perverted they are, sometimes they can't control themselves, so relax appropriately." ”

"So what do you mean...... I'm perverted?"

"You're not as perverted as boy A in the story, but if you continue like this, I'm afraid it's about the same. Too much stress can lead to this kind of fantasy that resembles a persecution paranoia, when in fact everything is done by yourself, but you wake up and forget. If you still don't believe me, it's good to contact the police directly, but I prefer that you can contact a psychiatrist, your condition is not serious, and you should be fine after three or five treatments. ”

After Liu Zhuangzhuang listened, his face turned white.

Xu Le ignored him anymore, took out his mobile phone and continued to read.

Xiao Hei pouted his ass and went back to the house, obviously unable to listen to it.

After a while, Liu Zhuangzhuang seemed to have made up his mind, swallowed his saliva and said, "I know, thank you." After saying that, he walked away tremblingly.

Looking at Liu Zhuangzhuang's back, Xu Le sighed, he actually managed to fool a normal person into a psychopath, which is amazing.

However, in this regard, Xu Le has no sense of guilt, compared to letting him know these things that are beyond reality in the demon world, mental illness is more down-to-earth and more acceptable, right?

And so it was the morning.

At noon, Liu Zhuangzhuang came over again, and he told Xu Le that he went to psychological counseling this morning and was much more comfortable now. It's just that the consumption is a bit high, and a course of treatment costs 8,000 yuan, which is very painful. Xu Le dismissed him, money is something outside his body, and sent him away.

Being able to become the owner of the monster shop is also a kind of chance, Xu Le decided to let him discover it himself, and in the future, there may be many benefits that cannot be said to the outside world.

At one o'clock, the weather suddenly turned cloudy, and there was a tendency to rain.

It was at this time that Gu Yue'er came in. Today, she is dressed relatively brightly, wearing a small short skirt, with long legs and snow-white, and many passers-by are salient.

But Xu Le just glanced at her lightly, then pointed in Xiao Hei's direction and said, "Over there, go find it yourself if you have something." After saying that, he continued to look at his phone.

In the past few days, Gu Yue'er has been running this way, and she didn't pay attention to it at first, but now she finally understands her intentions, and she actually wants to borrow Xiao Hei.

This kind of thing, Xu Le is naturally inconvenient to call the shots, he is not outrageous enough to treat Xiao Hei as a pet. And as an extraterritorial immortal beast with intelligence, this kind of thing certainly has its own ideas.

It wants to agree, and Xu Le will not stop it.

Gu Yue'er gritted her teeth and looked at Xiao Hei.

The black cat yawned, Gu Yue'er took two steps back, and her little face turned white.

Gu Yue'er begged: "Uncle, you can help me this time, really, once, once!"

Xu Le didn't say anything.

Gu Yue'er said again: "Uncle, this is really important to me, whether I can revitalize the sect or not, it's up to me here!" Gu Yue made a pitiful appearance.

Xu Le looked up at her and said seriously: "It's the first time I've heard that the revitalization of the sect can be decided by a martial arts competition. ”

"......" Gu Yue'er's face was flushed, hot, and she explained eagerly: "No, I mean, if you can win the championship, you can make a name for yourself......" Before she finished speaking, she was interrupted by Xu Le.

"From beginning to end, I didn't say I wouldn't help you, Xiao Hei is over there, you go and ask for it yourself. After Xu Le finished speaking, he went directly to the bedroom, obviously not wanting to bother more.

He was not interested in sectarian disputes at all, and he didn't want to get involved.

As a mortal who is good for nothing but his appearance,

Xu Le's goal is simple.

Have a whole family.

I have a shop under my name, so I can do a small business casually, so that I don't get too bored.

If you still have money to spare, you can build a few hundred houses and rent them all out.

At the end of each quarter, a group message collects more than 100,000 rents.

Although such a day is poor, it is important to be fulfilling!

That's life, isn't it?

Why do you have to fight and kill?

Xu Le really couldn't figure out Gu Yue'er's brain circuit.

Seeing Xu Le enter the door, Gu Yue'er glanced at Xiao Hei, turned around and ran.

Facing Xiao Hei one-on-one, where does she have the courage to stay and continue to beg.

It's just that in this way, the mood is naturally not good, I thought that with Aunt Wang's relationship, Xu Le would definitely help.

Only now did she know how naïve she was.

People don't take themselves seriously at all!

Gu Yue'er left depressedly, Xu Le's side didn't work, she still had to find a way to improve her cultivation, otherwise she could only become cannon fodder in the Sword Conference.