Chapter 254: Teasing
Zhuang Xia and Huohuo walked in, and saw a group of people chatting in the courtyard, including men, women, old and young, no less than 100 people. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
The courtyard is also very spacious, covering an area of more than several acres, but the whole hill is only so space, and there is no human figure in the hazy buildings outside the courtyard, and it seems that everyone is gathered here.
The night was dark and the wind was high, and a group of people in the middle of the night were still not sleeping, and they were talking lively.
Needless to say, Zhuang Xia didn't seem to notice the weirdness at all, and greeted the master's house.
"My husband and wife came from afar, and they wanted to find a place to stay as soon as possible, but they couldn't go out when they passed through the mountains and forests.
If you have any trouble, please bear with me. ”
Zhuang Xia and Huohuo looked at hundreds of people, Zhuang Xia was nothing, but Huohuo was very curious, and he wanted to talk many times, thinking of Zhuang Xia's words, he was even more reluctant to have fun here, so he didn't ask anything.
"It's not troublesome, it's not troublesome, we've been waiting for someone to stay for a long time, and multiple people will be more angry. ”
A noble old woman dressed in a gorgeous costume and was complimented by everyone in the center, and she saw both of them licking their lips with their tongues, and saliva flowed out.
The others also nodded when they heard it, their eyes staring at Zhuang Xia and Huohuo in a daze, their throats constantly rolling, as if they were swallowing head water.
The pavilions and pavilions are scattered, and the palatial manor is very magnificent, if ordinary people are here, they have to spend their eyes.
But in the eyes of Zhuang Xia and Huohuo, this is a cemetery, with hundreds of scattered graves, broken monuments and bones everywhere, shrouded in fog, which is very gloomy.
The Cuiliu girl who opened the door for the two of them just now was not so delicate, her feet did not touch the ground, and she couldn't see a shadow when the moonlight sprinkled down.
As for the hostess in the crowd, she was sitting with a white skeleton, covered in no flesh and skin, shaking her skull, pointing and pointing to introduce Zhuang Xia and Huohuo.
"This is Mrs. Qing, this is She Gongzi, this is Xiaojuan, this is Xiaobao......"
She pointed to a two-foot-long frog, a foot-long snake, and two hazy young boys and girls.
The frog's eyes looked at Zhuang Xia and Huohuo spiritually, the snake erected its waist of five or six feet, as if it was taller than the two, and the two young boys and girls stretched out their long tongues and turned pale.
Such a strange combination, but it is a group of rich nobles, chatting with Zhuang Xia and Huohuo.
Huohuo is very curious about these, the cemetery in the mountains has become a mansion, the frog and the snake have transformed into a deceitful person, and the ghost will not be extinguished and will remain in the world for a long time.
The laws of this world seem to be very different from the Giant Heaven World, if you don't become a primordial god, you will be "eaten" by the will of the world in the Giant Heaven, and it will disappear in a moment or three.
And the feminine energy of this world can nourish the soul, as well as strange energy and chaotic thoughts, so there are so many demons and monsters.
"Husband, what are they doing, are they welcoming us as guests?" The kind-hearted fire had never seen such a scene, and thought that ghosts and spirits were also hospitable.
Zhuang Xia also responded with divine thoughts: "They are fooling us and are going to eat us." ”
The two of them have a restrained breath, completely like ordinary people, so they will be favored by these demons and monsters and want to eat them.
The Cuiliu girl who persuaded them not to stay overnight was not of high status, and she was even more ostracized by everyone, standing in the corner at the moment.
The old woman and the ghosts surrounded the two of them in the middle, and although they seemed to be hospitable, they did not want them to escape. And the frog and the viper did not speak, but looked at them with a smile.
"Where are you from, where are you going, do you still have relatives and friends at home?" they poured up, as if they hadn't seen anyone for a long time.
Zhuang Xia is handsome and dashing, and Huohuo is as beautiful as a fairy even if he hides most of his appearance, these ghosts plan to eat the two later, and talk to the two first.
Zhuang Xia made up nonsense, in his mouth, the two of them went to relatives, and there were only the two of them.
"Alas, it's better to stay at home, there are many barren mountains and mountains along the way, if you encounter any demons and monsters, it will be dangerous. The old woman's pale face showed a strange smile.
"Alas, I have a nephew who was eaten by a ghost on the mountain, and his body was eaten by a monster, which is really pitiful. Speaking of which, my nephew looks a bit like you. The old lady Sun, who said that her children and grandchildren were not filial before entering the door, said.
Zhuang Xia smiled, and Huohuo also watched their tricks.
The group of people around them looked like normal people, but in the eyes of Zhuang Xia and Huohuo, their original forms were revealed.
Among them were hanged ghosts with bloody ropes on their hands, starving ghosts, covered in skin and bones, headless ghosts and dead babies.
Few of these ghosts are normal, and it seems that very few people have died by the end of their lives.
They looked at the two of them gloomily, and the transformed figures seemed to be talking lively, like a dinner party for a rich and noble family.
But secretly, they exchanged heads and ears, discussing how to scare the two of them and eat them without even bones.
"These two people don't know we're ghosts yet, hehehehehe. A faceless woman with black hair and a hooded head said.
"If we let them see who we really are, we'll scare the hell out of them. A headless man said.
The lively crowd invited Zhuang Xia and Huo Huo to the side chairs, but in fact, there were two tombstones leaning against the grave.
"The guests must be hungry, right? The old lady said.
As soon as he finished speaking, the ghosts scratched the ground for dirt, caught toads, or plucked out a few candles and presented them.
Huohuo watched their actions with pleasure, and then waved his hand to Zhuang Xia and refused: "We have already eaten." ”
No matter how they tried to persuade them, the two only said that they had no appetite or were full.
If the two of them don't eat these "pastries", the purpose of these ghosts has not been achieved, and he himself doesn't eat them, so he throws them away casually after presenting them.
"We still have a troupe here, do you want to hear about it?" said Mrs. Weiqing.
She clapped her hands, and a group of frogs came out in line, croaking and squatting, their stomachs bulging.
In the fantasy world, there is Hua Dan Xiaosheng singing, singing hoarsely and hoarsely.
Whether it is the illusion or those frogs, the scene is very interesting, Huohuo first laughs and croaks like silver bells, and then there is some fun to watch Xiaosheng flicker that Hua Dan, and he has made a private decision for life.
At the end of the play, a group of frogs jumped out of the scene, and Huohuo almost laughed when he saw it.
"Interesting, interesting, you guys are really people with a heart. Zhuang Xia clapped his hands.
Of course, I have a heart, and I want to tease them before eating.
"It's late at night, and tonight is all about playing, let's go back to sleep!" said the old woman to the crowd.
It's time to eat, they still understand the truth that monks have more porridge and less porridge, so they expel these wandering spirits and manifestation-level ghosts, leaving only them, who are hundreds of years old.
Those people hesitated, but finally reluctantly left, first saying goodbye, and then they all went into the grave.
There were only a dozen or so powerful ghosts left in the field, looking at the two of them with long tongues.
After brushing it, the illusion was shattered, and they all showed their true bodies, looking at Zhuang Xia and Huohuo with hideous faces.
Huge frogs and snakes, and hanged ghosts, headless ghosts, these guys who lack arms and legs, and are very stumbling.
They waited for the frightened yang qi of the two to weaken, so that they could take the opportunity to rush up and eat the souls of the two.
But in the face of these guys who had seen it a long time ago, Zhuang Xia and Huohuo were expressionless at the moment, as if they were still silent in Fang Cai's illusion, as if they hadn't seen their true bodies.
"What is the matter, old woman?" said the serpent.
"How do I know. The rich old woman said.
She was in front of Zhuang Xia with her teeth and claws, but she was ignored, in fact, Zhuang Xia and Huohuo didn't know what they were laughing at in their hearts.
Yawning, Zhuang Xia said to these demons and monsters: "We are also sleepy, let's go to sleep first"
Ignoring these guys, he walked towards a big tree, and the Heaven Swallowing Furnace turned into a coffin and threw it out, and then the two jumped in.
With a pop, the coffin board was closed, and the two laughed inside.
It's so much fun to watch these ghosts and monsters pretend to be today, and the other party thinks they're being teased, but in fact they're just watching each other's fun.
At this time, Huohuo was also glad that he didn't ask about the strangeness when he entered the door, otherwise I'm afraid where would these ghosts and monsters show these thoughts.
But it was said that outside the coffin of the Heaven Swallowing Furnace, more than a dozen old ghosts and frog snakes looked at each other.
"Are we being teased?" asked the frog spirit.
"Are they humans or ghosts?" asked an old man.
"It's supposed to be a ghost, and a ghost sleeps in a coffin. ”
"Is it good for zombies to sleep in coffins!"
Many unwilling old ghosts and frog viper spirits swarmed up and attacked the coffin, but they were bounced away again and again, and the coffin did not even change slightly.
"We can't meet a master, right?" the noble old woman shuddered all over.
As soon as they thought of this problem, these guys scattered in a hurry, because no matter whether the other party was a human or a ghost, a demon or a demon, they couldn't move, and they couldn't see it, which only showed that the other party's Taoism was much deeper than theirs.
The space inside the Heaven Swallowing Furnace is vast, and the interior layout is like the small garden of the Three Saints Palace, all of which are formed by energy transformation.
Zhuang Xia and Huohuo lay on the big bed, hugged each other, and each refined the Fa Yuan Dan and began to practice.
Half an hour later, Zhuang Xia suddenly woke up, and with a wave of his palm, the wall became transparent, and he could see the outside scene clearly.
At this time, a group of Yin soldiers lined up neatly and came towards this cemetery.
"Is this a Yin soldier's excuse?" Zhuang Xia was a little surprised.
In a short time, the hundreds of Yin soldiers arrived at the cemetery of this barren mountain and range, and completely surrounded the place.
As soon as they appeared, many ghosts ran out in a hustle and bustle, huddled and shivering.
"The ghost is going to arrest us in the future, what should we do, I don't want to be reincarnated in the brick world yet!"
A group of old ghosts are also afraid of these Yin soldiers, and they don't know what to do.
At this time, a ghost dressed in black and a ghost dressed in white walked out: "Arrest people in the underworld, it's time to go on the road, do it!"
At the sound of the order, many Yin soldiers seized these ghosts.