Chapter 255: How good it is to be a ghost, I don't want to be a human!
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The powerful ghost soldiers and ghosts used their soul chasing claws and soul ropes one after another, and captured the ghosts who were gathered in a group, and then they were trapped.
In the face of these Yin soldiers, the ghosts who have been in the barren mountains and mountains for many years are helpless, and even if they resist, they are easily subdued, and the beaten souls tremble, and they are immediately detained.
For a while, the screams continued, and the ghosts cried wolf howls that made people's scalps tingle, and the sound was almost beaten by the ghosts, and this group of lonely ghosts finally quieted down.
Black and white impermanence looked at this group of people, completely ignoring them, the most powerful ones were only a dozen ghosts at the level of ghosts, and the others were all at the level of manifestation and geism, and even killing people could only scare, let alone resist them.
After a period of chaos, the hundreds of ghosts were captured, and then the Yin soldiers lined up and detained the ghosts and left.
Zhuang Xia looked at it in surprise, isn't this the Yin soldier of folklore? I didn't expect to see it as soon as I came to this world.
There are three kinds of Yin soldiers, one is that after the strong army dies in battle, they still think they are still alive, and they want to fight for the dignity and glory of the soldiers. Second, this is the case, there are too many ghosts in the yang world, and the yin soldiers and yin generals will be dispatched to capture these ghosts. The third is that there is a war in Hades.
No matter what the situation is, the living people basically can't live for a few days when they see the Yin soldiers borrowing the way, but Zhuang Xia is not afraid, and he pulls the fire out instead.
"Huohuo, it's wrong to go out to see ghosts. Zhuang Xia appeared in the outside world with a fire and sat on the coffin board.
The sound of the coffin board flipping over and covering almost scared those ghosts, people will scare ghosts to death, okay?
"What's the yincha? Huh, husband, why are they dressed so ugly?" Huohuo rubbed his eyes, and then opened his eyes wide, staring at these ghosts curiously.
Those lonely souls and wild ghosts are missing arms and legs one by one, and their looks and clothes are stumbling. These are better, but the clothes are made of paper.
Paper clothes, Huohuo really haven't seen it.
The ghosts and the yin difference add up to two or three hundred, and they all turned their heads at this moment, staring at the two of them in a daze, quiet and terrifying.
Hundreds of people seemed to be frozen in the barren mountains and mountains at this moment, and the dark blue ghost fire flickered in their eyes from time to time.
If ordinary people saw it, they would definitely be farting and urinating at this moment, and they would kowtow on the ground and beg for mercy to spare their lives.
Zhuang Xia suddenly remembered that there was no underworld in the giant heaven world, and there was no legend of Hades and the black and white impermanence bull head and horse face, Huohuo had no concept in his heart, and was naturally fearless.
Zhuang Xia waved his hand at this moment and greeted these spirits: "Good evening, everyone." ”
Huohuo naturally asked, "Where are you going?"
Two or three hundred yin spirits were still staring at the two of them, not knowing whether to stare at or do something, and there was confusion in their eyes at the moment.
Are these two really stupid or pretending?
Zhuang Xia naturally knew about the separation of yin and yang, and the fact that the living were not allowed to enter the underworld, and then shook his head slightly at Huohuo, explained to her, and then said to the ghost: "You continue to be busy, don't worry about us." ”
He waved his big hand, and it seemed to be very atmospheric.
The corners of the mouth twitch in black and white impermanence, is this a mockery?
Is there such a person who is not afraid of ghosts at all, and has the expression of a cat or a dog that sees it?
It's just that yin and yang don't interfere with each other, and they can't shoot at people who have not yet reached the end of their life.
"Travel on a bad day, and the living retreat!"
Black and white impermanence said coldly, and then commanded the team forward.
The ghost in clothes and armor is detaining the ghost, the noble old woman and her sisters are all there, and the Cuiliu girl who opened the door for Zhuang Xia is also there.
However, the frog spirit and the snake spirit were not affected at all, but they also hid in the cave and did not dare to make a sound.
These ghosts walked quickly, flashing in a trance, like a phantom, and when they encountered shrubs and rocks, they passed directly through.
Darkness flickered, moonlight shone down to illuminate the road, and the team walked with a cloudy wind.
Huohuo was curious, and Zhuang Xia explained aloud on the side: "This is the special ability of spirits, they can pass through entities, such as ghosts through walls or something." ”
The two of them sat on the coffin of the Heaven Swallowing Furnace, advancing parallel to this group of Yin Soldiers, Zhuang Xia ignored the convulsive expressions of this group of Yin soldiers and Yin Generals, and spoke cheaply while looking at them.
Black and white impermanence is really angry, what do you think of us?
We are ghosts, we are ghosts!
You are human beings, shouldn't you be afraid of us? It's too shameful to ignore us like this! Why don't you make a frightened face?
"If you still follow us, don't blame us for being rude!" said Black and White Impermanence.
Zhuang Xia smiled, not taking this threat to heart at all, but explained to them: "My wife has indeed never seen a ghost, and of course I, as a husband, must satisfy her curiosity."
They are all men, and the two of them are also accommodating. ”
Although the black and white impermanence said that, he didn't really do anything, and asked, "Where are you practicing, this world is full of ghosts, what do we have to see!"
"It's just a casual cultivation, it's not as good as the big tree with your back against the netherworld, our husband and wife haven't even seen a ghost, so it is needless to say that they are so miserable. Zhuang Xia said casually.
He and Huohuo are just curious, and the lively mentality is completely fresh.
Once a mysterious and powerful ghost, Zhuang Xia now has the power to turn over mountains and seas, and he is no longer afraid of these existences.
Huohuo curiously pulled the black and white impermanence of the paper clothes, and accidentally tore a corner, and Zhuang Xia, who was watching, pulled Huohuo and asked her to leave some respect for others.
"Come on, come on, the two eldest brothers are busy catching ghosts for the sun, and we're quite embarrassed to nag about it, this little bit of triviality can be taken away. ”
Zhuang Xia threw over a small bottle of spiritual liquid, looked at it in black and white, and coughed: "You can watch it if you want, just don't miss our itinerary." ”
They received something, and their hearts were happy, no one was willing to give such a good thing for many years, and this time they met an atmospheric one, and it was okay to accept bribes for some convenience.
It's okay to be a ghost and love money?
Zhuang Xia and Huohuo walked around, seemingly harmless, but Black and White Impermanence knew that these two people were definitely not easy to mess with, otherwise where did the spiritual liquid come from? Where did the flying coffin come from?
Pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, these two people are really enough.
Zhuang Xia also gave black and white impermanence face, these are just two doppelgangers of other people, otherwise there are so many ghosts in the world to catch, how could the two of them be busy.
What's more, as soon as you come to this middle thousand world, it will be boring to fight and kill, in case you provoke a big guy in the realm of heaven and man or even above, how troublesome it will be.
Zhuang Xia looked at the group of ghosts who were captured, they seemed to be very unhappy, and their expressions were melancholy and sad, as if it was a bad thing to go to the underworld to be reincarnated.
Flying to the side of the noble old woman, Zhuang Xia suddenly asked, "Isn't it good to be a human being in reincarnation, why are you still so unhappy?"
The old woman knew at this moment that Zhuang Xia Huohuo and the two were definitely not ordinary people, but they were going to the underworld, and she would say whatever she wanted.
"I have killed so many people in the human world, and I have absorbed the yang energy of so many living people, I don't know how many years I have to suffer in the eighteenth layer of hell, do you say that the old woman still wants to go to the underworld?"
Black and white impermanence snorted: "After killing so many people, do you still want to feel good?
Zhuang Xia knew, it turned out to be the case, but this old woman also deserved it.
He went to ask the little ghosts who had never killed anyone: "Why don't you want to be reincarnated?"
"I was hanged. The hanged man said.
"I was beheaded. The headless ghost said.
"I was disfigured alive and thrown into a dry well. "Faceless Ghost Road.
"I was killed by mountain bandits. ”
"I was sick in bed for years, and I had enough of sin before I died. ”
"I starved to death, and my family ran out of food. ”
"I was abused to death, and my husband treated me like a slave. ”
"Being a man finds a lot of ghosts around him, and he is scared all day long. ”
"I was killed by a goblin, and I don't have any bones left. ”
These ghosts are chattering, as if complaining, and they have told all the pains of being a human being.
"It's better to be a ghost than to be so miserable. ”
"yes, yes, it's good to be a ghost. ”
"No need to eat, never go hungry. ”
"You won't get sick, you won't be sick. ”
"Eat and drink Lazar and don't care, there is less trouble. ”
"You don't have to work and get tired, you can sleep when you want. ”
"Be a ghost and be free. ”
"You don't have to be afraid of ghosts, you can still practice. ”
"Fame, fortune and power have nothing to do with me, and my soul is greatly liberated, so I am not free and easy. ”
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When it comes to the benefits of being a ghost, they say a lot, as if being a ghost is as good as being a god.
"It's so good to be a ghost, I don't want to be a man!"
After all, in a word, they just want to be ghosts, and they don't want to be reincarnated as people.
Zhuang Xia and Huohuo were in a daze when they heard this, and when they heard this, they simply refreshed their three views.
For the first time, they found out that it was so good to be a ghost.
Black and white impermanence pouted: "There are so many demons and monsters, the world has become a living underworld, if you don't reincarnate as a man, then there will be no salvation in the world."
It's because of you that life on earth is so sad!"
The ghosts are unhappy now, there are so many natural disasters and man-made disasters, but there are still a few demons and monsters: "It doesn't have so much to do with us, you are slandering!"
With a snap, the black and white impermanence whip twitched, and the frightened ghosts stopped talking.
"Miss Cuiliu, you also seem to be a little depressed, is the reason the same as them?" Zhuang Xia asked.
"No, there is warmth and warmth in life, there are family and friends, and I am willing to be reincarnated.
But I can't let go of my brother, I don't know how his life is going, alas. ”
Yes, there are benefits to being a human being, and being a ghost can't be compared.
Miss Cuiliu sighed, and Huohuo was a little pity: "My husband and I can help you go and see, you can rest easy." ”
With her and Zhuang Xia's ability, it's just a matter of breathing.
Miss Cuiliu was overjoyed when she heard this, and hurriedly knelt down to thank her, and then said.
When the other ghosts found out that there was such a good thing, they all begged one after another, but Zhuang Xia stopped the fire and did what was convenient, Cuiliu was also regarded as a kind-hearted ghost, and it didn't hurt for him to help.
The other ghosts, who were eager to suck their yang energy at first, were just pretending to be pitiful at this time.
Following this team of Yin soldiers all the way, Zhuang Xia and Huohuo satisfied their curiosity, and watched the Yin soldiers borrow the team to go straight to the underworld along a road and disappear into the yang world.
The coffin that the two of them were riding fell to the ground with a pop, and Zhuang Xia and Huohuo entered the inner space to practice again.
It wasn't until the next day that the two of them woke up after a night of practice.
With the Fa Yuan Dan, the energy composition of this heaven and earth has no effect on them, and there is no need to exhale the aura of this world, but to remove impurities and refine and condense the kung fu.
"Yin flourishes and Yang declines, Yin Qi is too strong, no wonder so many ghosts are breeding. Zhuang Xia sighed.
At this time, it was already eight or nine o'clock in the morning, and last night with the black and white impermanence procession arrived very late, and they had no idea of time during the practice, so they got up so late.
As soon as they got into bed, the two discovered something interesting.
Hundreds of people from the outside world surrounded the coffin where they lived, and more than a dozen people in front of them desperately pulled the coffin forward, and the people on the side knocked on the coffin and looked at it.
"This coffin suddenly appeared on the road, and there might be a zombie inside. Look at the patterns of birds and beasts on this coffin, as well as the silver starry light, it is absolutely amazing. An old man with a long beard said.
"That's it, such a precious coffin, ordinary people can't afford to use it, and it's so well preserved, if there is a zombie, it must be opened at noon and sunburned!"
Zhuang Xia and Huohuo were speechless for a while, and they were actually regarded as zombies.
This group of people is not a threat, and the combat power is only five. No wonder he didn't wake up yesterday, and the warning mechanism wasn't triggered at all.
It's already morning, this group of people is very concerned about catching demons and monsters, and usually zombies and ghosts will not haunt during the day, there are so many of them, and they are even more bold.
"Please come to Qingyue Temple, the old Taoist priest, you must kill the evil demon in the coffin!"
"Kill!"
Zhuang Xia didn't bother to pay attention to this group of people, and the coffin suddenly flew up, frightening the group of people to retreat.
"The zombies are coming out, run away!" they were terrified.
As human beings, we are naturally afraid of unknown and mysterious demons and monsters.
With a sigh, Zhuang Xia drove the Heaven Swallowing Furnace and left, only to show up in a quiet place.
"I can't transform the coffin next time, yesterday was the right time, the coffin sleeping in the cemetery in the barren mountains and mountains is naturally suitable, and it is better to change a house or something in the future. Zhuang Xia's words made Huohuo cover his mouth and chuckle.
"How dare you laugh at your husband and me, see how I clean you up!" Zhuang Xia was about to spank her.
Huohuo jumped to the side with his hips, thought about it and covered his eyes, meaning you fight!
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"I didn't expect us to arrive at Miss Cuiliu's hometown by mistake. Zhuang Xia said.
Stopped on the way to Lijiazhuang last night, but was found and dragged to Lijiazhuang.
After the Cuiliu girl got married, she was buried in another country, and her younger brother was still in this Lijiazhuang.
"Then let's go and see!" said Firefire.
The people of Lijiazhuang don't seem to be very vigorous, and they don't see a few people when they go to work in the fields during the day.
finally ran into an aunt, and hurriedly asked, "Auntie, do you know where Li Renyuan's house is?"
The aunt was a little distracted when she saw Huohuo, she had never seen such a beautiful girl in her life. But when he heard Li Renyuan's three words, it was a spirit, and the whole person trembled a little, and seemed to be extremely frightened.
"There are monsters in his house, but you can't go!" The aunt pulled the fire and said that she wouldn't let her go there with Zhuang Xia.
Zhuang Xia and Huohuo had to say that they had heard some wild news when they passed by, and they just asked.
"Li Renyuan's wife gave birth to a monster and scared people to death!" the aunt said.
"What monster?" asked Huohuo curiously.
"His wife, who is as beautiful as a flower, gave birth to a dog cub for him, and his wife is not a human being or a monster!"
Huohuo let out a sigh, obviously startled.