Chapter 1: Library Abuse

In 5619 AD, energy was scarce, the sun, moon and stars were dim, and demonic beasts were rampant. Defeated the Seven Great Desolate Lords, subdued the five island kings, the extraordinary young man Song Bufan, slaying the demon dragon, destroying the sea monster, capturing the thunder eagle, capturing the vulture beast, more than ten years of hard work, finally obeyed the orders of the ancestors, and found the supreme and eternal hegemony of the holy energy in the ancient legend in the abandoned temple, and when he opened this treasure book made of gold leaf with great excitement, he was stunned, and the first page read: Song Bufan, you kid is finally here! Don't look at this book. And when he nervously turned the next page one by one, he couldn't laugh or cry, it turned out that this treasure book was a boring life diary of a rogue boy:

I first met Xinyu on a dating website, and since then, this mysterious girl has stumbled into my sight like an alien flying saucer, completely changing my otherwise ordinary life.

I remember when I was twenty-five years old, I went from boy to man, and you know men at this age were always full of animal desires for girls. Oh, I forgot to say, it's embarrassing to say, when I was twenty-five years old, I was still a virgin. As a graduate student in the physics department of a prestigious university, my teenage years were all the way to the battle. Fortunately, because I love to exercise, and I have always been the main striker of the school football team, I didn't become a pale man with glasses, but I have been delayed in getting a girlfriend. However, a sturdy twenty-five-year-old boy who does not have a girlfriend by his side knows what it is like to be alone. The most difficult thing was this summer vacation, because I wanted to use the resources of the school library to catch my graduation thesis, I stayed in school alone and did not return to my hometown, facing this empty campus and dormitory late at night, I was really like a male wolf in love.

No, I really can't read the materials for my graduation thesis. That night, I sat alone in a library chair staring at the thick pile of information books in front of my desk, and my heart was like boiling magma, and the lava was rolling from the bottom of my heart, rushing down every vein of my body and rushing to my brain.

"I'm looking for a girlfriend!" I cried out in my heart, and my hand involuntarily reached for my laptop under a thick book. Under the bright lights of the library, I opened the page of Baidu, typed the word "dating.com" on the search bar, and excitedly clicked the enter button. A row of dating sites was listed in front of my eyes. I didn't care about a lot, and I wasn't in the mood to browse them one by one, so I hurriedly opened the website that ranked first, and my fingers crackled on the keyboard to upload my avatar and register as a new user. I didn't read a few pages, but the avatar of a beautiful girl was like a pair of small hands popping out of the screen and grabbing my heart. She had big eyes, willowy eyebrows, and a small red mouth under her pointed nose. Why does my face get hot when I look at this avatar, I stretched out my palm and pressed it on my heart. God knows how I was so unproductive, and I felt my heart pounding. There was also the girl's mobile phone number, and my eyes were locked by a string of numbers under her profile picture.

"I, I'm going to call her. I was babbling to myself, while taking out my mobile phone from the broken schoolbag on the desk, and dialed a string of numbers according to the mobile phone number on the screen.

"Hey," came the sweet voice of a fresh girl on the other end of the phone. All of a sudden, I was confused, stammered and said to the phone: "I, I make friends." "After saying this, I myself feel stupid enough, how can I come up and say that I make friends, and I am not a breeding animal, I always have to say hello and cultivate feelings, talk about the shortcomings of parents, at least, at least have a self-introduction. I can't help but think of boars breeding sows. Just when I was at a loss for what to do with my phone, the girl on the other end of the phone laughed and yelled at me, "Hey, it's not a breeding animal, how can you say that!" Suddenly, the light from the fluorescent lamp on the ceiling of the quiet school library turned pale, probably because of a day of reading the thesis materials, I hallucinated that a suspended woman in a white dress appeared in front of me, staring at me with straight eyes, and then pointed at the tip of my nose and scolded: "Look! Auntie, I will read minds in the air!" The sound struck me like a white bolt of lightning, and I shuddered in my chair in broad daylight, no, I was so scared that I was talking nonsense, yes, shivering under the bright fluorescent lights of the library.

"Hey," the girl on the other end of the phone said in a voice again, no longer sweet, but in a somewhat tortured tone, "Why don't you speak, you can't be thinking about something, right? If you dare to think about it any more, I'll curse you and curse you as the son of your tortoise brother for the rest of your life. Hey, hey, what do you want...... I can tell you......&$#&ggkff*......&&&¥&ajflagl......" There was a shrill cursing sound from the other end of the phone, and I couldn't help but frown, and put the phone away from my ear in front of me, and because the library was unusually quiet at night, the hysterical curses were still empty in the hall like a fighter jet without a pilot. Fortunately, the windows of this library building are made of tempered glass, otherwise this scolding would suddenly be like an iron ball hitting the wall, and then catapulting onto the glass of the window, breaking the window to pieces.

The sound of scolding over there lasted for at least half a minute, and finally the speed of speech slowed down, maybe the other party was tired of scolding, or maybe it was ......, "Hey, are you listening!" Just as I was distracted, the woman's voice suddenly increased a lot. "Oh, oh, in, listening. "I stumbled to deal with it, and I didn't know what kind of trick I was with that day, but I was so honest. Just when I was worried, the girl over there suddenly changed her tone and said to me softly: "Okay, see that you are also quite well-behaved, I will introduce myself first, my name is Na Xinyu, a senior student in the Department of Chinese at Normal University." ”

"I am also studying at Normal University!" Listening, Na Xinyu's self-introduction, my heart pounded a few times, why is this girl still an alumnus with me! Just when I was secretly thinking about how good it would be if I met this girl on campus in the future, there was another bad laugh on the other end of the mobile phone: "Hehe, if you meet me in school in the future, you have to say hello to me, do you know? I'm a royal!"

"What, what royal family?" asked my second monk confused.

"Nala clan, Nala clan, do you know it? Our surnames are all descendants of Nala clan. The girl who called Na Xinyu over there still smiled evilly and came from the voice on her mobile phone: "I can tell you, if you bump into me on campus in the future, you will have to greet me like a little eunuch in the movie, otherwise you will not have good fruit to eat." ”

Isn't Nala the Yeh Nara clan of Cixi Lafayette? Not only did I have in my mind the picture of myself wearing the costume of a eunuch in the late Qing Dynasty, kneeling on one leg, and greeting Na Xinyu who pretended to be Cixi Lafayette? How can this be done, but before I could prepare the words of counterattack, the voice of the Xinyu over there changed again, and he continued to say softly: "You are angry, it's really interesting to chat with you." Hey, you big man, don't be angry, okay. ”

Once again, I was in a dilemma. Lose your temper, everyone has said that I am angry with a big man and a little girl. Hey, bear with it, I simply hesitated for a second or two, and replied to the mobile phone with a deep groan: "Well,......" Who knows, I just made a sound, and the bad laughter unique to Xinyu came from the mobile phone, although I couldn't see the other party with the mobile phone, but I felt that the other party must be happy and proud on his face, only to hear her smile at me and say: "Well, I just agreed! You big man can't regret talking, and when you see me in the future, you will greet me like a little eunuch." It's decided! You can't go back on what a big man says, or you're not a man. Huh?......" said this, and she suddenly stopped making a sound on the other side of the phone. As for me, listening to half of what she said, my voice was so interrupted, I was really uncomfortable. More precisely, I also wanted to know what was going on on her phone. "What's wrong?" I asked curiously. When I asked, the bad laughter on the other side of the phone suddenly sprayed from my phone to my ear holes, and at first glance, the other party couldn't help but laugh happily. "Me,...... Hey, hey, hey. Na Xinyu smiled breathlessly and said to me: "I'm thinking, hehe, it's not qualified for you to agree to be a eunuch and ask me for peace! So, if you want to be a eunuch, you have to ...... right away. Hey, hey......" There was another bad laugh from the other side of the phone.

"You ......" My anger really reached its peak, and I hesitated to hang up the phone immediately, but I heard Na Xinyu laugh and say, "Hey, I'm angry again." It's not interesting!" and then she hung up on my phone without thinking.

In the quiet library, I sat alone in a chair, staring blankly at the phone that was hung up in my hand. Suddenly, a nameless anger prompted me to hysterically bang the table with my outstretched other hand, shouting, "That Xinyu!