A few days later, school started, and early this Sunday morning, like the usual summer vacation morning, I lazily climbed up from the bunk bed in the dormitory, reached for my phone and fumbled with my phone to check the time. A red plus sign appeared on WeChat's address book, and I clicked on it without thinking about it, and it turned out to be the girl named Na Xinyu who asked to add me. This little girl dared to add me to WeChat to be a good friend, I had a sinister smile in my eyes, and clicked the accept button without thinking.

You must know that as a top student in the physics department, it is not a problem to install rogue software to steal a WeChat account or something. The plan to take revenge on that little girl has formed a preliminary outline in my mind. 、

Just do it, and in less than an hour, I'll be done. On my other spare phone, I was able to log in with my account with Na Xinyu. I was flipping through her circle of friends while figuring out how to make her stink at school. Thinking of her, standing in the corner aggrievedly, and a bunch of classmates and friends pointing at her and scolding, I couldn't help but laugh out loud. If you want to say that I am such a person, I will take revenge.

As for my plan to stink that Xinyu, it is actually very old-fashioned and naïve when I think about it now, but it is to grasp her connections from her circle of friends first, and then rely on the WeChat window to ask for red envelopes with friends in her name, vexatious, etc., so that her friends hate her.

Yes, isolate her relationships first. I thought about it and laughed evilly. As for setting up a mass messaging software or something, it was a piece of cake for me. But for me, a physics student, making up a credible nonsense and asking her friend for money is really a waste of my efforts. After holding back my efforts for half a day, I smiled evilly and typed a line of small words on the screen: Hi, dear, I unfortunately suffered from a urinary tract infection due to my long-term lack of personal hygiene, and recently I have often suffered from urine bleeding, which is unbearable, and the hospital cost is really high.

I sighed, old-fashioned! I made up this WeChat is still old-fashioned! However, what can I do, I am not learning Chinese like her Xinyu, even if this WeChat is not credible, all her friends who send it in groups should be able to make her a laughing stock of her friends. Thinking of this, I smirked, my fingers trembling with excitement and clicking the button on the screen.

For an entire afternoon, I was basking in the joy of revenge. Thinking about the expressions on the faces of Xinyu's friends after receiving WeChat, I was happy in my heart. Failure to pay attention to personal hygiene can lead to urinary tract infection!

In the evening, I hummed a little tune and went to the school cafeteria to eat. As soon as I entered the cafeteria, I felt a pair of angry eyes staring at me. Who? I followed, my instinct looking into the angry gaze. Thin eyebrows turned into two upside-down lancets on the angry face, and the eyes were like two flamethrowers. That's right, I've seen a picture of this girl on a dating site, and it's her! It's just that it's no longer as sweet as the lighting on the dating site, but it's become powdery, like she wants to eat people. I'm a mother, she wouldn't know that I stole her WeChat and sent that prank message in a group, right? This idea only formed in my mind slightly, and was immediately broken by my logical thinking. Impossible, how would she know that she, a small jumping bean in the Chinese department, would not guess that I, a senior student in the physics department, could steal her WeChat, let alone that I sent a mass message to slander her! With this confidence, I pretended to be nothing, continued to hum a small tune, carried the lunch box casually, and swaggered towards the dining window. Look at that Xinyu's expression, it must be that my poisonous plan to send WeChat messages has succeeded! Haha, her discomfort is my comfort. How do you say that? Build your own happiness on the pain of others. Hee-hee, I'm happy right now, she's miserable right now. Haha, the thought that my treacherous plan should have succeeded, my face suddenly bloomed with joy, and I walked as if he was in the clouds.

"Song Yubai!"

I was secretly smug when suddenly a shrill voice almost burst my eardrums, like the harshness of scraping a blackboard with sharp glass. I frowned and looked at the voice, where Xinyu was rushing towards me like an angry lioness with a lunch box of food.

"You, what are you doing. "Because of what I had done, I spoke in a weak voice and stumbled.

"Let me ask you, did you send a group WeChat message to slander me!" That Xinyu held the lunch box in her right hand and pointed at the tip of my nose with her left hand, and because the voice was too sharp and harsh, the students in the whole cafeteria looked towards us.

I was so confident in my heart that I told myself secretly. She didn't know what I was doing, she didn't know what I was doing, she raised her voice and shouted at Na Xinyu: "What are you slandering you? Tell me, what is the WeChat of the group message? Are you ...... here?"

Before I could finish speaking, Na Xinyu slammed my head and threw a lunch box of food over.

Meatball stew. I see, her lunch box contains meatball soup, stew, and rice. The sticky ball juice rolled from my hair to my face, the rice particles on my face looked like white hemp, and my head was covered with a few rotten vegetable leaves, and the ball was like a small cannonball, hitting my face, head, and body, and then jumped to the ground and danced on the ground and laughed at me.

I touched my face with my hand, ready to roar like a lion, but I saw that Xinyu turned and walked away, and the sneering eyes in the cafeteria shot at me.

"I want revenge!" I don't care so much anymore, I want to catch up with Na Xinyu, grab her, and tear her to pieces.

Bang, bang, I stepped on a few balls on the ground, and there was a dog eating. The students in the cafeteria couldn't hold back anymore and burst into laughter.

Zhao Ming is my best iron buddy, he lived in my upper bunk at the beginning of his freshman year, this kid is known as a jack of all trades at school, and he has a lot of information about good popularity at school, although he has a pair of thief's little eyes, but nothing that happens can escape his eyes. This summer, several other dormitory mates in our dormitory have all graduated from graduate school and gone home, only Zhao Ming and I hope to use the school library to write a better master's thesis and stay in school, I didn't go home for the whole holiday, and he just started to work back.

"Hey, it's a fool of you to chase a girl, right?" I was holding a head of rotten vegetable leaves and ball soup, and as soon as I entered the dormitory, Zhao Ming grinned evilly and grinned at me.

"Chase her!" I disdainfully picked up a towel from the basin shelf, wiped my face, and said lightly: "Your information is clever enough, I just made a fool of myself in the cafeteria, and you got the news?"

Zhao Ming let out a wicked laugh, and said with a winkled eyebrow at me: "Come on, you don't know yet." If you can't chase other girls, you can use the technology of stealing chickens and dogs to steal other people's WeChat and damage the reputation of other girls. ”

"Hey, you Zhao Ming!" I was in a hurry, and I didn't wipe my face anymore, and shouted at Zhao Ming with a rotten vegetable leaf on my head: "You kid is still not a buddy! I was made like this, and you still speak for that little girl!"

Zhao Ming still had a wicked smile on his face, squeezed his eyes at me and said: "Who said that I won't help you, with my brother's connections in the school, with my brother's know-it-all information, with my brother's bad stomach, with my brother's ......"

"Oh, you're kid. I was really anxious, and shouted at Zhao Ming: "Just say how to give my brother this breath!"

Zhao Ming smiled and his eyebrows fluttered, he ran to me and flicked off the rotten vegetable leaves on my head with his fingers, and said with a happy smile: "But I said you, Song Yubai, you are embarrassed to be thrown home this time." Don't look at the fact that there are not many students in the cafeteria, but this thing is a good thing, and a bad thing spreads thousands of miles. Let me tell you, now the whole school knows that you can't chase other girls, and you play bad for other girls. And," Zhao Ming smiled and leaned back: "Moreover, you were also made a soup chicken by a girl in public, not a meatball soup chicken." Hahaha......"

"Who, who said I chased her!" "To say that I really liked that Xinyu at the beginning. But after being abused twice, I can't hate her, let alone chasing her. This will be ridiculed by Zhao Ming like this, and I will attack my brain with a headless anger, and push Zhao Ming fiercely and shout: "Who said I chased her!

Zhao Ming was pushed by me like this, and his face was also anxious, and he shouted at me: "Hey! You can't eat mutton and make a fuss, what are you doing with me! Look at what is posted on the small blackboard in the school square! What are you doing with me!"

My eyes suddenly turned black, I felt that things were not good, and I didn't care about Zhao Ming, so I ran to the school square.

The small blackboard at the west end of the school square was originally for students to post some bad information about lost and found, but today it was crowded with a bunch of people. From a distance, I watched everyone talking and laughing at a crumpled piece of A4 paper pasted on the blackboard. While grabbing the rotten vegetable residue on my head, I ran over in three steps and two steps, picking up the crowd and seeing it clearly.

The first thing that jumped into my pupil was a two-inch photo of me on an A4 paper, the same one I uploaded on a dating site. My head was dizzy, my eyes were dark, and I forced myself to read the words on the A4 paper. Damn, I saw it written. Statement: After I rejected the shameless pursuit of the school's scoundrel Song Yubai, the scoundrel was angry and stole my WeChat account and used WeChat mass sending to slander my reputation. I gave the scoundrel a lesson in the school cafeteria in the way of dumping his face with meatball soup, and I hope that the scoundrel can correct his mistakes in the future.

"Hey, you Xinyu!" I shouted angrily!

A bunch of classmates were laughing and talking about the A4 paper pasted on the blackboard, and as soon as I shouted, suddenly a classmate saw me, pointed at me and shouted: "Song Yubai!" ”

Well, all eyes were on me.

"Scoundrel Song Yubai!"

"Look, there's still rotten vegetable leaves in the meatball soup on your head!"

A laugh, and I, of course, am the laughing stock of all this laughter. I still had the heart to stay here, covered my face, and ran back to the dormitory. Bang, bang, slam the door shut, and with a bang, I slammed my body on the single bed in the lower bunk, and my face was more ugly than eating.

"How's it going? Zhao Ming, who was on the top bunk, happily leaned down and smiled at me.

"Fuck you!" I threw a pillow and smashed it at Zhao Ming.

Zhao Ming climbed down from the top bunk with a smile, picked up the pillow on the ground, and said to me with a wicked smile: "Do you want to say, it's not difficult to take revenge on this girl, it just depends on your ......"

"What a revenge!" I scrambled out of bed. And, as for Zhao Ming, he still smiled at me and sold Guanzi.

"I'll put the best circumvention software in your laptop, so that you can download a film anytime, anywhere. I didn't want to shout to Zhao Ming.

And Zhao Ming still smiled and said nothing.

"Your graduation thesis defense this time is on me. "I continue to raise my price.

Zhao Ming narrowed his eyes, lowered his body, and smiled at me: "Big brother, it's really right to say that you are an iron rooster." You're not going to be bloodless, are you? Dude, I want real hard goods, alas. ”

"Okay. I lowered my head and said in a reluctant voice, I have covered the food in your canteen this month.

As for Zhao Ming, he insidiously stretched out two fingers and shook them in front of my eyes, and said with a wicked smile: "Two months, two months of food." ”

"Hey!" I was anxious, straightened up, and shouted at Zhao Ming: "Don't slaughter me like a pig!

Zhao Ming hugged his shoulders and shook his head. He sighed, blew a strand of hair from his forehead with the corner of his mouth, and said to me lightly: "I asked someone to cheat on my last exam, as if that kid sat on the ground and forced me to give him three months' food expenses. Speaking of this, Zhao Ming tapped his head with his finger, thought for a while and said, "When did that happen? It seems to be a cold winter, right? Oh! I remember, it was before the last winter vacation!"

"Don't say it, don't say it! I'll give you, I'll give you two months' food. I'll give, can't I give!" I knew that I didn't care, and it was true to surrender quickly.

Zhao Ming finally smiled, this time not a bad smile, but a happy smile. He touched his chin with his hand and squinted at me and said, "You don't need to have this seafood stir-fry or something, but you have to have meat for a while, and it must be hard." Hey, I can tell you Song Yubai, don't fool me with clear soup balls and stewed vegetables like that of other people's Xinyu!"

"Oh, there are hard goods, there are hard goods, and you have to eat hard goods. "When I mentioned the Xinyu meatball stew, my face was flushed, but I didn't admit defeat.

Zhao Ming saw that it was almost enough to squeeze me, so he pulled a chair and sat at the head of my bed, took out a small notebook from his pocket, picked up a ballpoint pen from my bed, and said to me seriously: "Okay, make a plan to retaliate against that Xinyu." From now on, it's officially begins. ”

"Hmm!" I nodded vigorously. Self-confidence came all of a sudden! What people. The information in the school, the best good popularity, wide friends, big face, this will have Zhao Ming to help me, I must die that Xinyu I don't know how to die!

Zhao Ming and I laughed evilly and began to make a specific revenge plan.