Lei Gong flicked his sleeves and said: "It's enough for us to hold back the fake cooing, boy, you have two ways to choose, hey! The first way, with your more than 5,000 merit points to reincarnate, you want to enjoy the glory and wealth and the four power and dance politics, or want to continue to be a hooligan is enough, and Uncle Hui will give you some blessings as compensation for the living land, and this matter will be over." ”

I know that the second path is really important, and maybe it is the one I have to choose, because I am really afraid that they will uncover the rules of me if they don't follow their wishes, and I haven't forgotten how I died.

"The second way, become the official savior of our heaven and earth, to carry out the salvation seal, and if the merit is complete, you will be promoted to the golden immortal in the immortal class, and live with heaven and earth. ”

After Lei Gong finished speaking concisely, he didn't say a word and waited for me to reply, of course I can tell the huge difference between the two, the former is a normal reincarnation, although there is wealth and wealth, it has nothing to do with my current life, and the second path is very mythical, but I have doubts about this, and asked: "Uncle Lei, is this second path set for me by the Jade Emperor's old man?"

Lei Gong replied: "Whether you pick it or not, the second road is there, and the Jade Emperor only recommended the silver selection." ”

"He recommended me?" I was a little flattered: "He knows me as an old man? ”

Lei Gong shook his head: "How straight am I, according to the original plan, my son is responsible for bringing you to the underworld, and after saying that, you will become the official savior in a daze, and finally talk to you in detail, but now you can see through it." ”

Listening to the meaning of his words, this official savior does not seem to be a good errand.

Lei Gong grabbed my shoulder, I immediately reflexively put my hand on my lap and rubbed it, he said, "Boy, you and I are in love." ”

I echoed: "Yes, yes, fall in love." ”

Lei Gong continued: "The people of the round head are destined to achieve great things, and in physiognomy, the heavenly court is full and the earth is round, do you believe it or not?"

"Uh... I believe. "I said I believed it, but I muttered in my heart, am I round in head?

"To tell you the truth, the four official saviors are really good errands, why don't we do it to find you to do it, boy, think about it, what is the reward for this errand? In the early stage, I will give an immortal book, after the Great Perfection, I will only be a golden immortal, and if I fail, I will enter the reincarnation, and the risk is too great for our old immortals to shuttle, and the return is almost four, but for you a mortal to shuttle but four a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, if you succeed, you will become an immortal, and if you fail but four and then return here, there will still be a large amount of merit to you, and we will relax some more from the policy, so that you can play for a few lifetimes without four problems. The main thing is that these four are on the earth. ”

I listened carefully to Lei Gong's words without saying a word, it was basically reasonable and convincing, as a dead ghost, I think this job is quite worth doing, but I still can't rest assured, because it seems that the conditions are too relaxed, and the rewards are too huge, after all, I have been in the fraud circle for a while, and my professional habits keep me vigilant.

I said to Lei Gong: "I didn't say I agreed, I just wanted to ask, what kind of work does this official savior need to do? Will he be crucified? Do you need to shave bald, abstain from sex, and can't eat ......meat?"

Lei Gong interrupted me with a wave of his hand: "You four official saviors, how can you suffer these crimes, the specific situation is like this." ”

Lei Gong said and walked to the big screen and stretched out his hand, a radial pattern appeared on the screen, Lei Gong pointed to the pattern and shook the northeast dialect and chewed the words and said: "Under the jurisdiction of Heavenly Court Drop, there are a total of thirty-three parallel worlds, we call it thirty-three heavens, the world where you live is four in the first heaven and earth foundation world, and the other thirty-two parallel worlds are based on the foundation world, with different development directions, and for thousands of years, each has formed a unique culture and a different ecology. There are many schools of Biyu, and there is a martial arts world that stands up with martial arts, a mechanical world that advocates science and technology and developed artificial intelligence, and a world of cultivating true qi and cultivating the sword, and so on. ”

What is it like to hear the clouds and fog covers? Is there any scientific common sense? How can there be such a world? Why don't you say that there is a netherworld... Forehead...... I thought about my situation, and it seemed that what he said was true.

"The Thirty-Three Heavens have been developing steadily and naturally under the guidance of a chaotic force, which we call the Heavenly Dao Earth, although our Heavenly Court is the management unit, but in addition to having jurisdiction over the basic world, we do not have much authority to interfere with the other thirty-two heavens. Not long ago, Heavenly Dao suddenly issued a warning to Heavenly Court, and several parallel worlds in the Thirty-Three Heavens were facing the danger of destruction, and then, Heavenly Dao gave a savior quota, which could save the Earth World that was about to be destroyed on behalf of Heavenly Court officials, and you, boy, are to take on this major mission Diyin. ”

"Wow~~~~Suck~~" I listened to the mouth of the mouth and stammered, and wiped my mouth and asked Lei Gong: "Listening to what you said, it's quite lively, do you think I can do it? Or does the Jade Emperor think I can do it? Why does he have such confidence?"

Yes, I'm a little pretentious, I always think I can achieve something big, but I still haven't thought of such a feat as saving the world, and it seems that there is more than one world that I need to save, don't make a fuss, I can't even pass the Super Mario, what can I do to save the world.

Lei Gong explained: "The official savior can't use the Heavenly Court Immortal Law when exercising the mission of saving the world, nor can he reveal his true identity, which is also the reason why those of us who are used to using the Immortal Law don't want to do this work, just like the four planes fly fast, but the planes can be confiscated, and you can be like a pilot across half the world in one day. ”

"So you think you can do it without flying a plane?"

Lei Gong explained: "You have never flown a plane, but you must have the ability to hijack an airplane, and I believe in the above-mentioned vision." ”

I don't remember how long it has been since no one has complimented me, but I can't help but feel a little excited, and I eagerly ask, "Can I do it? Look at what you said, I'm so good?"

"It's more than that. Seeing that my interest was greatly increased, Lei Gong hurriedly struck while the iron was hot: "We will also give you some help, although we can't use the immortal method, but we can do things in reincarnation, just like you have extremely high power or power in the parallel world, and you can also use the convenience of being a management unit to provide you with equipment and information to help you complete your mission." ”

"I really want to try that. Lei Gong was overjoyed when he heard this, but I then continued: "But I still choose normal reincarnation, or the same sentence, I never eat the pie that falls from the sky, you better save it." ”

Lei Gong's smiling face slowly put away, looked at me meaningfully, as if he wanted to say something, but finally gave up, he got up and walked to the door of the private room, opened the door, and shouted outside: "The normal procedure doesn't work, let me in." ”

Immediately after that, a large number of Yin soldiers poured in Hulala, and the big long face from before stood at the front and smiled at me.

I asked, "What do you want to do?"

Lei Gong led a group of Yin soldiers to approach me and said: "It's really special, the Jade Emperor has already told me to shuttle you, a kid and a ghost, the normal procedure can't work, like Lao Tzu directly unspoken rules, Lao Tzu originally didn't believe it, but I didn't expect that there were really four water and rice not entering the ground and two stunned." ”

I was in a cold sweat, but I tried to keep myself calm: "Don't you want to lie to me, the Jade Emperor wants to uncover me?

"Phew!" Lei Gong spat out a mouthful of phlegm: "The hooligans have to deal with the hooligan leaders, the blind old man has a lot of saliva, the little ones, send him to the funeral!"

I screamed, and shouted, "I don't think anyone dares to come over today!

The big long face smiled: "The youngest here has been dead for 8 years." ”

Saying that, a group of Yin soldiers pounced on me, and I was subdued before I could scream.

I was carried out of the private room, and countless dead ghosts in the reincarnation outside looked at me curiously, and I scolded: "Get out of here! ”

Under the eyes of all the ghosts, I was carried over the place of reincarnation and went to the Nai He Bridge, and Meng Po on the side of the bridge saw us coming and dropped the pots and pans and hid to the side, as if I had seen the city management. After crossing the bridge, I came to a huge well, and saw countless ghosts swimming into the well one by one.

Lei Gong came to me and said solemnly: "Mo Mo Chirp is not like a good old man, Lao Tzu will not delay your efforts blindly, your merit is worth it for me to help you change it, you can rest assured, Lao Tzu will not take you to the pit." ”

I'm now driven by arms and legs and can't move, can I believe it if I don't pit me at this time?

"After going down to earth, you need to pay attention to two things, the first is that you can't use the immortal method, which has nothing to do with you, and the second is that you can't reveal your true identity, not to mention that you will be destroyed by the power of heaven immediately, and the underworld can't come back, you must remember this. Your first task is to save the Xianxia world, Lao Tzu helped you exchange the body of the sea of qi, after you go down to earth, you will be possessed by the heavenly way in the Xianxia world to prepare the earth body for you, time is tight, you hurry up, and we will contact us through the divine consciousness later. Lei Gong said and grabbed the palm of my right hand, stretched out his fingers and scratched on it: "The Divine Consciousness Array Pharaoh Tzu is attached to your hand, the index finger four 1 middle finger four 2 ring finger four 3 little finger four 4, the thumb is used for activation, you need to contact Lao Tzu You can use your thumb to 1312423 in order, the consultation hotline four 1243, if you have anything you want to ask, you can dial this number, you repeat." ”

Me: "Uncle, I was wrong, can we talk about it again?"

Lei Gong: "Contact Lao Tzu 1312423, the consultation hotline 1243, but I forgot about it, send him to his funeral!"

A few Yin soldiers drove me to the well with an order, shouted and threw me down, and I yelled unwillingly as I fell: "Do you dare to tell me what the complaint number is!!

Lei Gong's voice came: "2223211234216, you repeat it." ”

I'll go to your uncle's, I remember a 6 for such a long string, but how can there be a 6 in this dial key?