Chapter 24: What a big piece of watermelon rind
The plan was set, but the love saints began to twist again.
"What's the matter, do you have any new ideas?"
"Boss, let's put it this way, is there anything missing in the implementation of a plan in addition to steps, manpower, cooperation, progress, etc.?"
"What's missing?
The thumb and forefinger of the right hand of the love saint rubbed together.
One hand said: "I know, itchy hands, he wants to go to the Great Wall (playing mahjong)." ”
"Get out of the way!"
The second master said with a smile: "Money." ”
Qingsheng said: "Money, how cheesy, it's not called money, it's called funding, boss, you think, if we see Tao Yuanyuan and Zhang Yixin at the airport, we have to invite someone to drink coffee, drink tea or something, you know, things at the airport are expensive....'
"Well, don't say it, how much do you want?"
"It's not how much I want, it's how much do we want?"
Liu Sanguan flashed on the faces of the three of them one by one, and said, "One ..... each"
The leader said: "One hundred, too little, how can you get a thousand!"
In fact, Liu Sanguan meant that 10,000 yuan per person, he wanted to pay them back, and it cost a lot of money to be hospitalized, if it wasn't for hospitalization, his buddies would not be so poor.
However, if the first leader says a thousand, then a thousand first. After all, the money in that card belonged to Chen Hanfeng.
The second master may have seen Liu Sanguan's embarrassment, and said: "Boss, don't panic, we have always been brothers in the same boat, interest, your father's rent can withstand it for the time being, the principal, we will graduate next year, how many brothers can't afford to pay back this principal?"
Qingsheng said: "Second master, what do you mean?"
"At least one thousand and five each. ”
"Nima, I thought you said 810,000, boss, what do you mean?"
The leader hurriedly said: "I think it's still a thousand, the boss still has to be hospitalized, and I don't know how much it will cost." ”
Qing Shengdao: "Then a thousand, that's it, who will take it?"
Liu Sanguan said: "You go." ”
After the love saints left, Liu Sanguan pinched Chen Hanfeng's bank gold card and looked at it again and again. Chen Chenxi just came in to change the potion, so he asked with a smile: "No. 42, why are you looking at this bank card again?"
Liu Sanguan casually put the bank card on the bedside cabinet and said, "I'll ask you one more question." ”
Chen Chenxi's face was flustered, and he immediately said, "You won't ask me again if you are still alive, right?"
"No, no, I'm sorry, I scared you last time. “
Chen Chenxi patted his chest and said, "That's good, you ask." “
"What I asked this time is: When a woman generously lends you hundreds of thousands of yuan, what does that mean, from your point of view, from a woman, no, you are not married, from the perspective of a girl, I want you to be objective and realistic, don't be sloppy. ”
Chen Chenxi's eyes blinked twice, and said, "The cardholder of that card is the woman you said, Chen Hanfeng?"
"So to speak. ”
"What's the relationship between the two of you?"
"I'm asking you, why are you asking me?"
Chen Chenxi suddenly laughed and said: "You are such a stupid hat, you still have to ask me such a question? People like you, otherwise, why did she lend you more than 100,000 yuan at once?"
"Any other explanation?"
"Of course there is. ”
"Tell me, then, what is the reasonable explanation?"
"Neuropathy. ”
Liu Sanguan was stunned, Chen Chenxi hurriedly said: "I don't mean that you are insane, I mean Chen Hanfeng, who lent you money, if she doesn't like you, what is she lending you money for, and borrowing so much at once, think about it..."
"Wait, you're still empathetic?"
"Look at you, it's not to underestimate people, our nurse's IQ is no worse than that of you as a college student, if I am the woman you said, if I don't like you, why should I lend you money, and borrow you so much at once, isn't that a neurosis?"
Chen Chenxi was stunned when he saw this No. 42, and said: "No. 42, look at you, you look like a watermelon peel, such a beautiful stewardess likes you, that's the green smoke on your ancestral grave, you have to treat people well..."
Liu Sanguan glared at her.
"Did I say it wrong, you made me say it, you made me answer. ”
"No, what do I look like a watermelon rind?"
Chen Chenxi hurriedly covered his mouth and smiled, and said, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean that, in fact, you don't look like watermelon skin." ”
"Well, whether it looks like it or not, what does the watermelon rind mean?"
"Slip to where it counts. '
"Is there a connotation? I'm not angry. ”
"Then you have to pledge, raise your hand and swear. ”
"Okay, I promise. ”
Liu Sanguan raised his hand and swore solemnly.
After taking the oath, Chen Chenxi said: "The connotation is----------------- your beautiful flight attendant girlfriend must have been deceived by you, and everyone in Corey said so." ”
"Doctor Ma Liang said the same thing?"
"Well, yes, Maleonn said that a flower was stuck in a big lump of pig dung. ”
Liu Sanguan's eyes widened again.
"Don't be angry. ”
"I'm not angry, I'm not angry, but I don't think I'm like a watermelon peel. ”
"Well, let's take the pumpkin skin, the pumpkin skin is thicker. ”
Chen Chenxi said a word, and ran away with the equipment plate for injection.
Liu Sanguan took out a small square mirror from under the pillow, during the hospitalization, he paid special attention to his appearance, and the flight attendants came to visit, so he had to pay attention to it.
Am I like a watermelon peel?