As soon as such a question came out, the love saints looked at each other.

Leader: "Boss, your question is too philosophical, what do you want to express?"

"Expressing you dead head, I mean it. ”

The second master said: "Your happy prostitution has just begun, why did you suddenly ask such a non-level word, are you laughing at us for not having a girlfriend?"

Liu San looked at the tiger and said, "Oh, I'm serious, please don't joke." ”

"Am I kidding, boss, you don't have much research on philosophy?" ”

The second master said: "I'm in pain, my girlfriend has repaired it, and I still want to ask myself if I'm alive.... Wow Ka Ka Ka Ka ...."

"Shut up, shut up Lao Tzu, I am, I am ------- really want to know, please....."

Uh-huh?

A hand reached out to touch Liu Sanguan's forehead: "No fever." ”

Second Master: "Boss, you can't have hysteria, right?"

The love saint pushed the second master to the side, and raised his mobile phone, where there was a yellow belt, downloaded from the Internet, special yellow, special wonderful, and the female pig's feet were particularly beautiful.

"Excuse me, classmate Liu Sanguan, do you have any reaction when you see such a video?"

Liu San nodded his head.

"What's the specific reaction?"

"I was excited!! said. ”

"Be more specific. ”

"Warped. ”

"Very well, classmate. ”

Qingsheng put away his mobile phone and said seriously: "Now, I am your psychiatrist, may I ask my classmates, do you say that a dead person will still have such a reaction of raising a flagpole?"

Liu Sanguan was stunned and said, "There shouldn't be, doctor." ”

"That's it, will you still ask such boring and ridiculous questions in the future?"

Liu Sanguan smirked: "Can you let me watch it again, where did you download it from?"

Next to him, the second master and the first leader almost laughed.

To get back to the point, it must be Lao Liu who scared him, what is the purpose, let him practice well, what is the purpose of practice, being a demon hunter, what does a demon hunter do, catching demons and catching demons, I will go to him to be a bear, let others catch him, Lao Tzu will be manic.

He's not manic yet, his three brothers are manic.

The first leader: "Boss, let's talk about serious things, although your idea of catching prostitution thieves is very good, it's a pity, people are not as good as the police, we have been locked up for a few days, and we have been taught a few days by the police uncle, I think, we should re-plan our next beauty hunt." ”

The second master said: "That is, stealing chickens is not a loss of rice, and actually beating the police, of course, this is the pride that our brothers can brag about for a long time, and the sad thing is that our goal is moving away from us, getting farther and farther away." “

"What's wrong?"

"Zhang Yixin called and said that we disappeared silently, because we were disrespectful, unprofessional, irresponsible, and not a group of wrecks of the masters, but the police didn't let us say, boss, just say, how can we get rid of the four nos, this is very embarrassing, isn't it? ”

"I seriously agree, we can't be so embarrassed, we have to find a chance to make amends." ”

The love saint said: "Everyone, do everything, you have to do it, know yourself and know the enemy, you will not be defeated in a hundred battles, I suddenly sounded, we seem to ignore a basic fact, do those girls on the twelfth floor have boyfriends? If so, we are not wasting our feelings in vain?"

The second master said: "Yes, so what, Li Qingwei doesn't have a boyfriend anymore, don't you keep chasing after you, it's not what you said, as long as the girl is not married, there will be a chance?"

Qingsheng retorted: "That's what I said, you didn't see how vicissitudes I have become in order to chase Li Qingwei. ”

He said: "In this case, you kid was the most ruthless when he beat the police that day, isn't he?"

Love Saint: "People have to live in hope. ”

This sentence makes people have to pause, yes, people have to live in hope.

Liu Sanguan couldn't interject his mouth, and now he can finally express: "What are you doing with so much saliva, since you want to soak, of course you have to pay the price, where is the reward if there is no price?"

One hand held out his thumb and said, "Boss, you can do it."

In this way, the first thing you should do is to go to the airport and find out what they like, what they like, what they like, everything must be clarified. ”

The second master said: "Agreed, the question is, how can we obtain this information, this is a difficult task." ”

Qingsheng said: "It's very simple, that is, close, close, close, the skin must be thick, you can use any indiscriminate method, as long as you are close to the person in your mind, the thing is half the success." ”

The leader said: "Pull it down, people don't want to live in it with us, you haven't been kicked out yet." ”

"You can't blame me for this, the boss shamelessly aroused my desires, human nature is like this......

"Please put away your tirade and say something useful. '

Qingsheng bit his fingers, thought for a while, and said, "Where they fly, we will follow." ”

"Please...."

"For example, I fell in love with Tao Yuanyuan, and I checked where she flew during this time, and I could play the role of a passenger on the flight she was on, so that I would be close...."

As soon as the words of the love saint came out, he immediately provoked the second master, and the first hand punched and kicked.

Stupid shortage!plane tickets, who buys plane tickets, are you rich, are you rich, are you rich, are you rich.....

In the next time, the four of them conspired for a long time, but they didn't come up with any good ideas, and finally, Liu Sanguan said: "The matter is divided into two steps, you guys, you have time to go to the airline for two turns." ”

The second master asked, "What about the second step?"

"The second step, of course, has to find Chen Hanfeng. ”

He said, "Boss, your tone is a little crooked." ”

"What do you mean?"

Qingsheng said: "Let me explain, I personally think that Chen Hanfeng is the boss of the Red Dust Seven Wingers, Liu Sanguan is our boss, the boss is the boss, there is no problem with pairing, Tao Yuanyuan is mine, don't rob me." ”

He hurriedly said, "Then I want Zhang Yixin!"

The second master was anxious: 'What about me, what about me...."

Liu Sanguan said: "You can find Lan Xiaoke, or Xia Xuantong." ”

The leader said: "There are four of us, seven of them, what about the excess?"

Qing Shengdao: "It's easy to say, leave one for the thirteen, and the rest of the boss will contract." ”

Thirteen, formerly known as Du Fu, is Liu Sanguan's last sworn friend.

The second master nodded and said, "The boss has worked hard, it should be, that kid is cheaper than thirteen, and he always picks up ready-made." ”

The leader said: "Let's not talk about these first, brothers, since we are acting collectively, shouldn't we have a code name or name to boost morale." ”

Liu Sanguan said: "I think, let's call it a stupid bird action." ”

Qingsheng said: "No, no, no, this action code name is too stumbling?"

Liu Sanguan said: "If we want to chase the beauties who have been mixed in society, what are our advantages?"

The leader said: "We have no money, no power, no car, no house, and people don't look good, it's a problem...."

The second master said: "That's right, we are atypical low-carbon brothers, clumsy, or even the police would dare to beat them, but, Boss Liu, you have to explain why you have to call a stupid bird." ”

Liu Sanguan said: "Silly birds, it is also a compliment, think about it, we are still students, compared to those successful people outside, are we considered dull birds?"

The leader said: 'Boss, you say that, isn't it too much...."

"I'm not finished, although we are stupid birds, our biggest capital is fresh, small fresh meat, how have you heard of it, juicy and tender. We're stupid birds, but the synonym for stupidity, oh think that's purity, isn't it, we don't have that many hearts, right?"

The second master grabbed the back of his head and said, "Boss, it seems reasonable for you to say that." ”

Liu Sanguan then said: "Of course it makes sense, we have a pure mind, we have a pure heart that loves beauty, our biggest weapon is pure, in addition to purity or purity, in front of Chen Hanfeng, don't say that you are the second generation of rich, the second generation of officials, I believe, as long as you are a beautiful woman with taste, will you consider what a pure bubbling little fresh meat tastes like?"

The leader said: "Boss, interrupt, do you think Chen Hanfeng is a woman of taste?"

Liu Sanguan pondered for a moment and said, "Yes, it is indeed a person of taste, how can this boss think about her?"

The second master put up his two thumbs and said, "Boss, the little one admires!"

"Admire a yarn, you all picked up the good ones, I don't pick up the rest, who will pick it up?"

A hand slapped his thigh and said, "Okay, what the boss said is very good, it's called Dumb Bird Action!"

The love saint kicked over: "Dead fatty, you are already stupid!"