Chapter 2 War Begins with a Bubble of Urine
The two grabbed the branches of the big tree and climbed up, and only stopped when they were almost at the top.
"Sure enough, the ancients said well, stand high and look far away, and see the girl's navel!" Luo Wen shook his head and said.
"I'll just say, my senior brother is talented, if he was born in a noble lord's family, he would definitely be a big official. Little Rosan looked at Lovan with admiration, "Although this poem is asymmetrical, it makes sense at first listen. ”
"The world is really backward, and the spiritual life is too low. Luo Wen thought in his heart, remembering the cavalry, dragon spear, and infantry he saw fighting during the day, slashing against each other with a large shield as high as one person, and he despised this era of cold weapons very much. But when he thought of being reborn as such a tragic orphan, he almost hung up as soon as he came out, and raised his middle finger to the moon in his heart, "What about the invincible aura of pig's feet, what about the rebirth of a good nobleman, and the almighty master who said well! The great gods are all deceitful !!."
"Chubby, I'm going to shush seriously now, you turn around. ”
"Oh, what a ......"
"Let's have an S-shape first, then a fairy scattered flowers, and the last beautiful Thomas maneuver is over!" Luo Wen stood on a tree of more than ten meters and shushed extremely coquettishly.
Suddenly there was an exclamation from below: "There is a magician up there!
"Well, where are there magicians?" Lowen looked confused, "I also want to meet the legendary magician." ”
Suddenly there was a lot of unquiet in the woods below, and a group of people appeared, armed with spears and machetes, dressed in black. Rowan made a rough estimate of about two hundred people. "I'm rubbing, Chubby, there's an enemy! Don't talk. Rowan was suddenly nervous, and when he encountered this kind of thing for the first time, he whispered to little Rothian.
"Ah!?My dad is still sleeping, what should I do, brother, what should I do, I'm going to save my dad." "The little fat man was about to cry, he had never been to the battlefield, but he was very scared when he was working in the kitchen.
"It's a few hundred meters away from our big camp, there aren't many of them, it's estimated that they want to sneak attack the big tent, let's go down now, the cannon fodder camp shouldn't run into them first, I hope so." ”
After more than 200 people passed, the two of them slipped down, and they didn't care about being cut by a branch at all, so they just wanted to be faster.
The cannon fodder battalion is at the very edge of the large army, and the small hillside facing the Dajin Empire is where the cannon fodder battalion is stationed, and if there is a frontal enemy harassment, the cannon fodder battalion can block it for a while. The regular corps surrounded the big tent, and behind the small hill, the target of more than 200 men in black who sneaked up on the big tent was it. Lovan and Little Rosan followed behind the man in black, quietly entered the cannon fodder camp station, and woke up the familiar people one by one.
"There's an enemy sneak attack, don't sleep, I'll rub, you dead pig!"
"Wake up, Daddy, there's an enemy sneak attack. ”
"Bearded, get up, there's an enemy sneak attack!" ......
When the five people were woken up, there was a shout of killing from behind the small hill. At the same time, in front of the small hillside, the sound of horses' hooves could be heard from the small plain of the Qingshui River, and by the moon, the armor of the enemy reflected a penetrating white light.
"I'll wipe it, it's real!" everyone exclaimed, shouting and scolding one after another.
"Run!" Lovan called the little fat man and Fat An, "Let's go to the woods!" The little fat man's head was a mess at the moment, and Rowan said that he would follow wherever he went.
"Wait, my treasure knife!" Fat An turned around and took his kitchen knife, "Let's go......"
"Uncle bearded, come with us, Uncle Ergui, go this way......" When this kind of chaos is confused, you can only look at who calls whom.
Many people in the cannon fodder camp know each other, all of them are people from several nearby villages, and Luo Wen can bring one person with one person, and he sees one and calls one another. The sound of horses' hooves is getting closer and closer, the shouts of the Chinese army and the men in black are getting louder and louder, someone has set a fire, what is burning, and the fire is reflected in the sky, as if the sky is burning red.
"Hurry up, if you don't leave now, you won't be able to leave later!" Luo Wen grabbed the little fat man and beckoned more than a dozen villagers to run towards the woods.
At a distance of several hundred meters, more than a dozen people just rushed into the woods, the cavalry of the Dajin Empire rushed to the small hillside, and the remaining headless flies like a hundred people were killed by the cavalry in a charge, and the cavalry of the Dajin Empire ran towards the place where the fire was soaring while chopping, and they couldn't take care of the cannon fodder battalion with zero combat effectiveness at all, and the people on the advance route were unlucky, and the people who were far away scattered and fled, and in the dark night, they couldn't even distinguish the direction.
"Don't look back, keep running!" At this time, Luo Wen was like crazy, his thin body burst out with huge energy, and the blood stains on his face that were drawn by the branches one after another did not feel pain.
More than ten people followed Lovan all the way at this time, although everyone is a child of the Moss Empire, but who is willing to fight for the empire, usually oppress everyone, and call everyone to be cannon fodder when they fight, fools can work hard for such an empire, if it weren't for the relatives in their hometown, no one would be willing to pick up arms to fight, not to mention, the cannon fodder battalion has not been systematically trained at all, so some weapons that are fast to rust have been issued.
I don't know how long I've been running, but I can't hear the shouts anymore, but I can still see the red clouds reflected in the sky.
"Rest, I'm tired......" Rowan was already tired and almost collapsed, it felt like he had participated in the 1500 meters in the track and field competition before, and the last lap was simply his legs moving forward with his body.
A group of people hula stopped, regardless of whether the ground was thin mud or rotten leaves, and lay down on all fours.
"Luo Wen, it's good that you took everyone to escape, I can't even tell the direction on this dark night. The bearded Molier thanked Lowen very much.
"Yes, I slept soundly, who knew that there would be a surprise attack, didn't it mean that everyone just behaved, they actually came. "Uncle Ergui is very depressed, he is dreaming of the village flower in the next village.
"It's a shame that my dinner guy didn't bring it out. Fat An looked sorry, "This doggy Fury army!"
"Take a break, we're going to keep walking, and when it's over there, so many of us can be easily searched. "Lovan was very vigilant, feeling that the farther away from the battlefield, the safer.
"Let's go, I'll be back sooner or later!" The little fat man roared very much, at this time he was no longer afraid of the time, but faintly felt a little excited.
Don't run wildly, head for the mountain ahead. On the way, Rowan counted the number of people, and there were twenty-two people, and it turned out that someone had watched them run later, so they followed in. Because the incident came too suddenly, everyone was wearing linen shirts issued by the cannon fodder battalion, except for two people who brought two machetes, and Fat An brought his "treasure knife", a group of people actually didn't bring anything.
It was almost midnight, and before a group of people reached the foot of the mountain, Little Ross pulled Lalovin shyly: "Do you feel a little hungry?"
"Hmm...... There is really a point, the physical exertion is too much. Luo Wenjing was reminded by Xiaopang, and suddenly felt a little hungry, "If you don't say it's okay, I'm at least hungry later." ”
"Senior brother...... It's better to be hungry late than early, so let's take a break and find something to eat. "The little fat man's eyes glowed green when he talked about eating.
"Let's ask your dad and see what he can do. Lovan thought about it, it was time to rest and recover his strength.
Fat An found a stick out of nowhere, supporting his chubby body and moving step by step. Rowan grabbed him: "Uncle Rose, let's rest." Do you know what this place is?"
"I'm tired old man...... What a place, I think about it. According to what I once overheard the commander of a battalion chatting, there is a small plain of the Qingshui River, and this jungle should be a sunset jungle. Fat An said in a tone that was not very sure.
"We didn't bring anything, everyone should be tired of running, let's go find something to eat. Loewen said.
"Look around, see if there are any wild fruits, don't eat them when you see them, pick them and I'll see before eating." Beware of snakes. Roan looked at the two children, one fat and one bad, and said in his heart, "It's still two children who are growing up, and the war should be far away from them." ”
Lovan called a group of people over and told everyone to look around and not go far. Give one of the two machetes to the bearded man and the other to the second uncle, and let them cut some thicker branches and sharpen them into the shape of spears. There's no weapon, so it's the only way, and if you encounter a beast or something, it's good to have a guy to defend yourself. Everyone usually farms the land, grazing cattle, how can they have the experience of jungle life, and at this time they are also confused, once someone takes the lead, they all choose to follow Luo Wen's arrangement and scatter to find food.