"Oh my God, act in a movie!" was the first sentence of Li Zi when he came to the Moss Empire.

Smoke and corpses, weapons scattered everywhere.

"Stinky boy, wipe your torn shoes! If you don't want to die, rush hard!" a burly man with a full beard slapped Li Zi's head from behind, "Where's your weapon?"

"Wait, I'm getting a little dizzy....."

"Don't pretend to be dead!

"I'm really a little dizzy....." A lot of information poured into Li Zi's head, "It's not bad to be able to encounter a tornado ..... come back from the dead with a parachute jump!"

"NND, I've finally come back to life, I'm not a pig's foot yet!!" A group of cavalrymen rushed towards him, armed with dragon spears, and he was about to crash into Lowen, who was weak and sat down in a low-lying grass. The cavalry rumbled past them, ignoring the people in the grass, probably thinking that such a thin man really did not pose any threat to them, and it was better to save some effort to kill the regular soldiers.

Yes, our poor protagonist was reborn with the help of the cannon fodder battalion guy Lowen.

In the fifth year of the new calendar, a war broke out between the Moss Empire and the Daikin Empire over a newly discovered non-attribute gem mine, and as an orphan, Lowen was honorably conscripted by the Moss Empire...... In fact, it was written on the conscription document "food and shelter", and Luo Wen was moved.

The sun was setting, and the battle was slowly subsiding. Sunset is the time for both sides to rest and adjust, make a fire and cook, and both sides have a tacit understanding that Mingjin has withdrawn his troops, and Luo Wen has already crawled back to the camp from the grass.

"Loewen, don't go cook yet!"

"Hey, Lowen, you're not dead yet!"

"Your uncle, you're dead!" Lowen rolled his eyes.

"The stinky boy actually dared to talk back, he really didn't have the courage to die. ”

combed through his memory, it turned out that the previous owner of this body was a famous thin boy in the cannon fodder battalion, everyone loved to bully him, but he never resisted. "If he can eat enough and grow stronger, I think he will still resist, but he is very knowledgeable about current affairs, and he knows that he can't fight and endure it. "But I'm not being bullied, hmph, I'm the new Lowen now!" thought as he walked to the clay stove.

"Luo Wen is here, come on, help me wash the dishes in this cart!" Rosanne, the fat cannon fodder camp chef nicknamed "Fat An", greeted Luo Wen with a smile. Fat An is an old fritter in the cannon fodder camp, and he is kind to everyone, he always says that "peace is a blessing", he is half of Luowen's master, and the food in the cannon fodder camp is taken care of by him, Luowen and his son.

"Senior brother, today is a big disaster, come on, come on, Dad asked me to secretly leave a piece of fat for you, how about it, it's righteous enough." Little Rosan pulled Lowen to the back of the cart and showed Lowen the piece of fat with a look on his face.

"Thanks, little fat man. Fortunately, I stood on the edge today, otherwise I would have been wheeled by the cavalry of the Dajin Empire, and I won't do it next time I don't want to do this kind of thing to make up the number of people!"

"Senior brother's eyes are like torches, and he can see through the truth at once, which really makes me admire my junior brother! I admire you like ......... senior brother."

“STOP！”

"Ah, brother, how many stones are to be laid? This dish still needs to be spread on the stones?" the little fat man looked confused.

"Don't be a sycophant, let's cook, senior brother, of course I know what I look like, I don't need you to say it, be modest, understand? How many times have you said it, be a man, be low-key, be honest. ”

"Yes, yes, senior brother, what you taught is this. Hey, senior brother, you're in a big disaster, it's really a little different, you weren't so sassy before. ”

"Yes, maybe I've seen through life, hey, life, life ......."

Lowen can only feel a little bit of youth when he is with little Rosanne.

This year, Lovan was eighteen years old, and Rothan Jr. was sixteen.

After dinner, a bonfire was lit, and the undead people in the cannon fodder battalion were lying on the grass. Everyone knows that there will be no battle at night, the two sides have been fighting for three months, and everyone has already seen that this battle is just a form of walking, so that the people above are happy, why is their imperial army the most powerful! In the end, the ownership of the attributeless magic gem mine is still decided by the high-level of the Magician Guild. After all, this gem is suitable for magicians of various departments, and it is a very practical strategic material, and only the powerful magician guild has the right to decide, so this matter will give the magician branches of the two empires a headache.

"Senior brother, when this battle is over, my father wants me to get married as soon as I go back, hey, it's so annoying. The little fat man bit a piece of grass and said vaguely.

Luo Wen glanced at him, "It's not a good thing, what's the trouble." The little fat man looked at the sky with a very yearning but very fearful expression, "Although, I also want women, but when I think of the person my father introduced to me, I can't be interested." That figure, that look...... Hey, it really hurts to think about it, brother, do you know this kind of pain?!'

Luo Wen searched for memories in his mind, and the object that Fat An introduced to the little fat man was actually average, and the women in the next village were like that. But since the little fat man once went to the city to meet the eldest lady in the city, he has no interest in Xiaocui, Ruhua, and Xiaolan in the village.

"I raise my hands and feet in favor of your father's wise decision!" said Loewen with a serious face.

"Senior brother, you have really changed! You used to be very sympathetic to me! Spit out the fat slices I gave you!"

The night is thick, the moonlight is just right, the stars are dotted in the night sky, everyone has been fighting for a day, they are very tired, they go to bed early after eating, and the soldiers on duty at night are patrolling in circles. This kind of uneventful battle has long since made everyone lose their vigilance, and the patrolling soldiers chatted in twos and threes against their spears or trees, so as not to fall asleep.

On the other side of the small plain of the Qingshui River was the army of the Dajin Empire, and Luo Wen could see the torches of the other side.

"Chubby, do you want to boo?" Rowan poked little Rosanne's little belly.

"No, I don't feel it yet. The little fat man replied with a confused face.

"Aren't you going to lie?" said Lowen with a look of hatred.

"Oh, I want to shhhhhh ”

"That's right. Let's go to the woods over there. ”

The two men crept into the woods quietly.

"Chubby, do you know, shhh......h ”

"It's so serious to pee, and there are no women here, so everyone won't dislike you for being small, anyway, everyone already knows. ”

"I'm rubbing! everybody knows!!My life!! huh? Chubby, did you hear a bird talking in this tree?" Lowen looked at the top of the tree.

“...... What does it say?"

"It said, little bunny, don't talk, there's someone down there!" Rowan said very seriously, "Let's go up and have a look?"

"Big brother...... Don't play like this, it's okay, daddy knows that I'm going to be spanked. Little Roan was reluctant.

"You go up with me, and I'll help you mess up your blind date when you go back. ”

The little fat man smiled proudly.

"Stinky boy, you've been waiting for me to jump into the pit for a long time!"