Chapter 555: Laughing Crazy
Lu Zhan guessed correctly, the Special Investigation Bureau is discussing how to solve the problem of panic buying and hoarding of cold spirits.
Thinking about it, the easiest way is to jam every joint, especially the terminal retail joint.
Limited to medical insurance card purchases, each card can only be purchased one box at a time.
Measures such as these, once implemented, can largely eliminate panic buying and hoarding.
Lu Zhan continued to flip through his phone.
Many people complained online because they couldn't buy cold spirit.
A cold is not a big deal, but it can be a real toss-up.
Being able to eat two slices is good for a day or two, who is willing to toss for five, seven, or ten days.
The toss is serious, and I have to go to the hospital to hang water, and it will take at least three or five days to hang up.
Time is delayed, money is spent, and it should be more heartfelt.
Gao Xin said suddenly: "I remember that my aunt seems to have bought a cold spirit. ”
Lu Zhan, Pei Huazhang, Xu Yang, and the three of them looked at Gao Xin together.
Gao Xin hurriedly said: "I really bought it." ”
Then, everyone looked at Lu Zhan again.
Lu Zhan said: "What are you watching me do? ”
Xu Yang smiled: "Little boss, don't you want to try the effect of the cold spirit?"
"Who are you looking for?" Lu Zhan asked him.
Xu Yang said: "It's hard to find a beautiful woman like a flower, and it's hard to find someone with a cold? ”
At this time of year, how normal it is to have a cold.
Lu Zhan couldn't cry or laugh.
At this moment, Lu Zhan's mobile phone rang, and it was Lu's mother calling.
Answering the phone, Lu's mother shouted on the other end of the phone: "Lu Zhan, the weather has changed a lot recently, you have to pay attention to your body, don't catch a cold."
But if you really catch a cold, don't be afraid. Let me tell you quietly, I bought a cold spirit, which is the one that is particularly popular on the Internet. If you have a cold, take cold spirits. ”
Lu Zhan asked, "Mom, you really bought a cold spirit." How many boxes did you buy?"
"A few more boxes. Forty-eight a box, not cheap. I bought three boxes when I passed. ”
Xu Yang egged on Lu Zhan beside him.
Lu Zhan waved his hand and made him as quiet as a chicken.
Lu Zhan said: "It's better to give me a box first, and if I really catch a cold one day, just eat two tablets." ”
Lu's mother hurriedly said: "Once a day, you can only eat one piece at a time." I'm telling you, you can't take medicine indiscriminately. ”
"I know. Mom, you buy cold spirit, is it a cold?"
Lu's mother waved her hand and said, "I don't have a cold." I drink wolfberry soaked water every day, how can I catch a cold. I'm prepared, everyone is grabbing, can I not rob it?"
It makes sense, Lu Zhan was speechless.
Lu's mother said again: "I'll put the cold spirit in the medicine box for you." You'll be able to come back and get it when you're free. ”
"I remembered. Thank you Mom. ”
"Thanks for what. Stinky boy, I hung up. ”
Lu's mother simply hung up the phone.
Xu Yang hurriedly asked, "Little boss, is there any play?" ”
Lu Zhan said: "My mother finally grabbed two boxes of cold spirits, but they can't be wasted. If any of you catch a cold, I'll give you cold spirit. ”
The corners of Xu Yang's mouth twitched, "Then I'll try to catch a cold again." ”
Lu Zhan laughed and stared at Xu Yang, "With your physical fitness, it is more difficult to catch a cold." ”
Gao Xin hurriedly said, "Little boss, what about me?"
"You want to eat cold spirit too?"
Gao Xin nodded again and again.
Lu Zhan shook his head, "With your physique, even if you are bare-chested at minus ten degrees, you won't catch a cold." ”
Xu Yang and Pei Huazhang both burst out laughing.
Pei Huazhang smiled: "I don't have hope, I haven't caught a cold for a long time." Speaking of which, after awakening the ability, the common colds and fevers in the past are gone. I feel like I've lost a lot of joy in life. ”
Lu Zhan smiled and said, "Lao Pei, you are a typical hypocrisy. It's like a rich person saying that being rich is not happy at all, and regretting being rich, it's really begging. How many people want to be with you all year round, and you don't have to experience a cold all year round. Especially in families with small children, when a child catches a cold, the whole family turns on their backs. ”
"The little boss has never raised a child, but he is right. ”
Lu Zhan said: "I have never raised children, but I have seen others raise children. ”
It's really funny for four big men who don't know how to catch a cold to sit together and discuss the problem of a cold.
"Woo ......"
The gourd baby bared her teeth and laughed at the four hypocritical men.
Dad Lu Zhan, you have time to chat and brag, why don't you cook something delicious for Ben Wang.
Lu Zhan beckoned at it.
The gourd baby wagged her tail and ran into Lu Zhan's arms.
Lu Zhan rubbed its head, "It's just finished lunch, are you hungry again?" Look at your stomach, look at this fat all over your body, you can't add any more food." Only three meals a day. ”
"Woo ......"
Lu Zhan's father, you are abusing Ben Wang.
Lu Zhan laughed, bent his fingers, and knocked on the gourd baby's head.
"Let's go, I'll take you up the mountain and do the activity. ”
Lu Zhan planned to go up the mountain to pick pine cones.
Pei Huazhang and Xu Yang are also ready to set off and return to Xiahe Village to open a lo-mei stall.
Gao Xin continued to go to the winery and learn to make wine.
As soon as they said that they were going up the mountain to pick pine cones, the four cute pets were all excited.
They came out from all corners and from the sky.
Cotton and the hacker jumped on Lu Zhan's shoulder and squatted. It's like humming two generals.
The gourd baby was the pioneer, ran out in a gust of wind, and ran back again, bringing weeds and burrs all over her body by the way, and leaning towards Lu Zhan.
Lu Zhante disliked it.
The gourd baby doesn't care, as long as it's happy.
Xiao Fei hovered in the sky, sometimes pulling high, sometimes diving.
In the forest, all kinds of birds are chirping, obviously cheering for Xiao Fei.
Well, Lu Zhan thought too much about the birds.
Listen, what they're all saying.
"Little fat brother is so handsome. ”
"I'm going to give birth to a monkey for my little fat brother. ”
"How do you give birth to different species?"
"I don't care, I just want to give birth to a monkey for my little fat brother. ”
"Little, little fat brother is mine. ”
"I'm the wife of the little fat brother, you are all cheap birds. ”
"Who are you scolding?"
"Whoever scolds whom. ”
"Sisters, what are you waiting for. Come on!"
A flock of birds, coaxing, suddenly flew into the sky from the woods.
Lu Zhan: When they were responding to Xiao Fei.
But I don't want to, this group of birds is tearing up. And it's still for Xiao Fei.
Little Fat Waterfall Sweat, Mom, it's so scary when the bird sisters tear up.
Lu Zhan's father, help!
"What's Fat screaming, screaming so terrifying?"
Lu Zhan asked the hacker.
The hacker bared his teeth and laughed silently.
Haha, dead little fat, flirting with girls all day long. I didn't expect you to have today.
"Oh my God, the hacker laughed. It's scary, I'm scared!"
The birds that were watching the tearing were frightened, and with a coax, they all took off into the air.
Ha ha......
Little Fat flailed his wings and grinned.
I didn't expect the hacker to be worried.
I don't know what exactly the hackers did to the birds.
Hacker expression drop-down, MMP, is this meow so scary?
Ha ha......
Even the gourd baby and cotton laughed along.