Chapter 0381: Chang'e really appeared
However, her right ear was missing, leaving me with a scar that would never heal......
Fuzzy girl and nun crazy water fight, running and dodging, laughing hard......
I can't see that the fuzzy girl has been a husband and wife, and she looks like a virgin, no wonder the damn old man is so envious.
Women are so strange, everyone's breath is different, some want to vomit when they smell it, don't talk about that kind of thing...... Only stupid young people think so badly when they see a woman!
Wang Nu shouted in surprise: "Husband, let's go too!"
What's wrong with her? Don't you want to find a place? With women, except for ...... There is little to do.
I can't help it, and the girl is carrying it tightly, flashing, and it's here. Throw me down and shout: "Husband is here, let's play together!"
Wang Nu is really shameless; in front of so many people, take off all the clothes on her body and throw them out, and she will disappear; she desperately rubs the greasy on her body, and shouts with her mouth: "Husband, come and help!"
The old guy of the hairy beard does not shy away from it. These are my wives, and they don't want to leave.
I finally couldn't help it, and hummed loudly: "Hey, don't you see the woman bathing?
When the hairy man heard this, he was very depressed, and after thinking about it for a long time, he dragged the sickle woman on his back, flashed, and disappeared......
He thought I didn't have an invisible eye, but when he looked into the air, he understood, this shameless old fellow, blatantly ......
I flashed up to him and threatened, "Don't go away, I won't help you with your chastity pants!"
The hairy man was very surprised, flashed, and got into the body of the sickle woman in the back, and a voice came: "Master, this is always okay, right?"
I knew what was going on, but I got by on the big side and didn't chase after it, and when I landed in the water, I was so shocked that I couldn't say a word......
A beautiful woman appeared, and it was the person I had been thinking about for a long time, but I didn't expect it to be real......
She held the little white rabbit in both hands, wore a moon-patterned dress, swam around in the water, and took the initiative to shout: "Hey, beauties, who told me the name?"
The nun looked envious, and was the first to raise her hand and say, "My name is Moffini;
She smiled and held the little white rabbit up high and replied: "In the future, call me Chang'e!"
Everyone was stunned, and their mouths were muttering: "Chang'e!" Thinking about it, they raised their hands high and shouted: "Sister Chang'e, you are so beautiful! Let's play together!"
The most brittle voice is still the nun, I don't know why she is so happy?
Chang'e is older than them, her mature face has swept away her youth, a goose-egg-shaped face, a pair of long willow eyebrows and a pair of bright big eyes, and the most touching thing is the cherry mouth......
This reminds me of a poem by Fan Litian: "Chang'e is worried about running to the cold palace, watching the rainbow in the cold moon lonely, the jade rabbit is depressed and tears on the river, and I don't think about the marshal in my dreams." β
Although Chang'e was beautiful, the beauties recognized by people at that time were different from the aesthetic vision of modern people, and they were too old to be suitable for young people......
Marshal Tianpeng back then, did he smell something with a pig's arched mouth? Only then did the ghost send the gods to come here, leaving a permanent notoriety......
If this matter reached Hou Yi's ears, would he take out a divine bow, take an arrow, pierce the clouds and mist, and penetrate Marshal Tianpeng's pig arch mouth?
I can't imagine Chang'e's state of mind back then;
She was smiling happily now, and it seemed that there was no trace of being molested in her.
I'm not interested in this kind of woman, and at least ...... Still playing like a big girl, is it pretending to be crazy and stupid, I don't know?
The white-haired old man, with an old face, appeared by the crooked river, pretending not to see anything, but only staring at Chang'e and shouting: "Master, your talisman sword is finished, please take a look!"
Didn't this old guy see my wife bathing in the water? Why are you dangling here? Is it smelling something?
I really want to punch it with a fire, but I haven't found a reason for it yet, so I can only swallow this evil breath back secretly.
Chang'e was not interested in the white-haired old man, and only left a sentence: "You keep it for me......!
Sister Chang'e, do you know the tailor, help us find it. β
Chang'e laughed happily and introduced herself after a while: "Heyββ! beauties, don't worry about getting dressed, the patterns I make are the best, and there is no one in the world to compare." β
This is also new, and the nun shouted loudly: "Sister Chang'e, can you perform one?"
Chang'e is very lonely, she can't count how many years she hasn't been here, and she really wants to show everyone her hand...... With a slender hand, with a slight wave, a round moon flashed in the air......
From his body, he pulled out a large pair of scissors, stretched and stretched, until he reached the moon, and after a few cuts, it was gone......
The round moon, the cracked lines, the pieces falling off the ......
When it was finished, it turned into a moonlit gown, which was not worn by the gray-haired old man, but gently approached my body, flashed, turned into my clothes, and left a sentence: "Men should be like this, not ...... signs"
My face was red and blue for a while, and I could only see others, so why couldn't I see myself? As a result, Chang'e found out......
Wang Nu is the most fierce, and highly praises Sister Chang'e for doing the right thing; in fact, she is very envious of others, so she has this expression.
At this moment, two people flashed in front of Chang'e, and the man exclaimed: "Sister fairy, is it amazing......?
He's so shameless? That's what he can say......
I thought Chang'e would be embarrassed, but I didn't expect her to ask inexplicably, "Who are you?"
The gray-haired old man, afraid of putting the blame on himself, rushed to say, "They all came together!"
Wang Nu shouted loudly: "Sister Chang'e, I heard that chastity pants, I must find a tailor ......"
In front of everyone, Chang'e clamped the big scissors with a "click" sound, smiled and said: "This magic scissors, even the moon can make clothes, there is nothing, you can't make it." β
As he spoke, he moved his gaze to the hairy man's face and asked, "Man, why are you wearing that?"
Maohu people panicked and said: "I, I, I, she, her, she ......"
What does that mean? Confusing everybody.
Although I know something, I just listen to the hairy people - I can't speak, it's a shame......
A flush appeared on the nun's face, and she replied shyly like a big girl: "Sister Chang'e, how do you take off your chastity pants?"
This sentence attracts everyone's attention, and they stare closely at the ...... with mysterious eyes
I thought that Sister Chang'e would use big scissors to cut the chastity pants herself, but I didn't expect the scissors to be thrown and "clicked" twice in the place of the Maohu people, and I didn't see any results......
Sister Chang'e put away the big scissors and said, "Okay......"
"It's so weird? I didn't move it, but I was fine?"
The hairy man was shy like a big girl, and spun around in the air to find a place......
Sister Chang'e couldn't stand it, so she took the river ...... Floating in the air into a cloud of fog, the Maohu people were tightly wrapped inside, and a surprised voice was immediately heard: "Sister Chang'e, thank you so much......!
What the hell are you talking about? I don't understand.
The hairy man stuck his head out of the fog and cried out with a look in his face: "Sickle girl, come up quickly! β
This sentence is like a clear spring washing spring, touching a cold heart......
The scythe woman on her back panicked, and used her hands to sort out her hair, smooth and smooth, and twisted into a pimple, coiled on her head......
However, this skeletal face will never be able to wear makeup......
Sister Chang'e was moved with compassion: "To be like this, like this, like this." β
All the people were staring with a pair of curious eyes, could it be that the scythe girl in the back was about to be a bride in the white mist?
However, I didn't understand what Sister Chang'e meant for a long time, so I had to throw out a sentence: "Why don't you help my sister and accomplish our good deeds?"
Chang'e is not easy to refuse in front of so many people......
Pull out a piece of white paper from the air, compare it with a long skirt streamer, measure it, know it, cut the white paper into a human shape, throw it, and be absorbed by the body of the sickle girl, flash, and become a beauty......
Just like a cloud bun and a misty mustache, the hair is flying, the small face is vermilion, and the eyes are bright. There are still cherry mouthfuls to match, which looks exactly like Sister Chang'e, and you can smell a fairy smell from afar......
"Oh my God! Such a beautiful person is about to be defiled by the hairy beard!"
I'm so unbalanced, why don't you marry me?
This incident has been making the scythe woman in her back linger, so anxious that she can't say a word.
The hairy man couldn't wait; a few times, smiling brighter than a flower, swallowing saliva in front of so many people, a greedy heart, exposed outside, eager to eat the back sickle woman in one bite......