Chapter 0382 - I can't get a room when I'm angry

Everyone secretly sweated for the scythe woman in the back, knowing that this starving ghost, once he succeeded, what would happen?

Sister Chang'e finally couldn't help but ask: "Beauty, what else do you want, can you tell my sister?"

This is a secret that we can't hear it, and I whispered it into Sister Chang'e's ears for a long time......

At last, he understood, caught a fish from the crooked stream, took out his heart, trimmed it, and put it in the mouth of the scythe woman in the back......

I saw that the body stretched and contracted, and in the left heart, a bright spot appeared, and a red heart could be seen, which was "thumping" and jumping......

I don't understand what that means?

The hairy man's face emerged from the white mist, and he shouted, "Scythe girl, come up quickly?"

She was extremely disgusted by this sentence, and her voice became very good, saying, "You will call me Bian Meimei in the future." ”

"What an unfamiliar name?" the hairy man couldn't wait, and shouted: "What beauty does she care, she is more beautiful than anything else!"

This old guy has been hungry for decades, and once Bian Meimei falls into his hands, he must be tortured and half dead!

What can I do? They're married, or the kind of relationship where they get on the boat first and buy the ticket later.

The Wang Nun and the nun stared at the white mist with a pair of thief eyes, as if they would not be like men......

Bian Meimei can't wait, the moon skirt is transparent and translucent, as if she wants to show the parts on her body, and it is so faint that people can't figure it out.

It's so mysterious! I have a round house with my wife, will it be the same?

Bian Meimei flew into the white mist without hesitation, and there would definitely be a happy hum......

However, everyone waited and waited, and their ears were pricked up, but there was no movement at all......

The white mist crashed away, and Bian Meimei lowered her face and argued to everyone: "Darling him, he is different from me, and he is not on the same starting line!"

I was stunned! It turned out that he was not human, right?

The wives are staring at the ...... with a strange pair of eyes

The Wang Nu shouted loudly again: "No wonder! Otherwise, what are you doing in chastity pants?"

"Is she nervous? What does this have to do with wearing chastity pants?"

The hair-bearded man finally came out of the white mist and said to everyone: "If Sister Chang'e can help me fix it, wouldn't it be the same as Bian Meimei?"

The color of the big red gown he was wearing had changed, and a stench was slowly wafting in......

Everyone covered their noses tightly with their hands......

Wang Nu squeezed out a voice from between her fingers: "Maohuren, stand far away, can't you smell it?"

Maohu people were very depressed in their hearts, and they inevitably wanted to reply: "Why don't others speak if you are fragrant?"

Sister Chang'e didn't even cover her nose, but just said politely: "I'm sorry! I haven't studied men and can't fix them." ”

The nun suddenly said, "Ghosts become human beings, and they must be dealt with by reincarnation; ”

Maohu was sullen, thought for a long time and asked, "How can Bian Meimei be?"

The nun couldn't answer, so she moved her gaze to Chang'e's face......

Everyone stared at it with expectant eyes, and thought it would be difficult to answer......

I didn't expect to say a word: "Go find a man to fix it! They understand your heart!"

Frustrated, the hair-bearded man looked at me and asked, "Master, can you fix it for me?"

Is he in the wrong place? I'll just fix the women and make their hearts feel like they've been ironed.

The Maohu people had no way to ask for help, so they tightly held Bian Meimei's hand and were about to fly......

Unexpectedly, Bian Meimei shook it hard and scolded loudly: "Get out! What are you looking for me? My body stinks so much...... How can it be accepted?"

The more noisy it is, the more confused it becomes, remembering that he came from the painting, and no one ever thought so.

The hairy beard man was disgraced, shameless, flashed, and disappeared.

With him here, how many can one or two help me deal with some things...... It was inevitable that he was a little lost in his heart, and shouted to the sky: "Maohu people, come back, let's find a way together!"

However, he shouted out his throat and looked around with the eyes of fire and the invisible eye, but he couldn't find it......

Is he like the Golden Swallow, hidden forever?

Sister Chang'e was extremely curious, and drew a round moon in the sky, without using her hands, put her head in it, and observed it for a long time before saying, "The Maohu man has a great temperament, and I can't find any trace of him." ”

Bian Meimei was very nervous, and shouted: "Sister Chang'e, help me take a look at the children!"

Chang'e was very surprised, and couldn't help asking, "Do you still have ......?"

This is a difficult story to tell; a big girl with her impulse and curiosity about men became infected with an out-and-out "pervert", and after a night, she actually had a ......

On the day of delivery, the pain tore my heart apart! I asked someone to search for the midwife, but I didn't see it, and I couldn't wait, I wanted to tear my body apart and let the nasty child get out......

However, the heart was more than enough but the strength was insufficient, and it hurt for a whole day, and it felt like the heavens and the earth were spinning, and I was helpless until I had my last breath......

In the vagueness, the midwife arrived, but it was too late......

When the last stillborn was brought out, she closed her eyes tightly......

I don't know who I'm talking about.

Sister Chang'e's heart was like a mirror, and she sighed and said, "Okay, I'll help you find it!"

I didn't see her pluck the moon with her hand, and she became more than ten times bigger......

Sister Chang'e waved her hand and said, "Follow me!"

The gray-haired old man, with the talisman sword made for his master pinned to his waist, followed him inseparably......

The fairy flavor came out, it was so charming! I don't know how Hou Yi deceived Chang'e back then?

I led the three of my wives and followed closely with ......

Wang Nu's heart was surging, holding the hands of the nun and the fuzzy sister tightly, and singing loudly: "Brother in front, sister in the back; intimate and intimate nicknames do not break up; intoxicated people go forward, always falling behind people......"

I was upset by this song, and I don't know if I was looking for someone, or if I was looking for happiness, and it had nothing to do with them......

Bian Meimei shouted everywhere: "Wanwan, Wanwan, where are you?"

The sky in the moon is always gray and silver, and what can be seen has a dark shadow.

Sister Chang'e opened her eyes several times wider, emitted a silver light, and shouted to the sky: "Come back!

The first time I heard Sister Chang'e shouting someone, it was different from what others shouted......

If she were a modern woman, I would marry her, and perhaps people would never understand that a chubby beauty also has her charming, especially the smell on her body, which is very seductive!

I became more and more bold, and dared to think of anything, when the generalissimo of Tianpeng wanted to get into trouble, tried to flirt, and ended up being a pig for the rest of his life......

This thing discouraged the man, causing the Moon Palace, and no one dared to enter it for a long time......

I am so blessed to be looking for Bian Meimei's child with Sister Chang'e......

All the places looked and nothing?

I'm sure Wanwan was lost in the moonlight, along with the peony fairy and the ominous little black cat.

The nun wanted to show off in front of Sister Chang'e, "hee" laughed for a while, and said, "I will ...... too"

With a wave of his little hand, the hairy eyes flew from nowhere, hanging high......

Mao Yan is so obedient! Don't let it hit my nose, it really did!

Fuzzy girl was very surprised and shouted in a strange voice: "Look!"

Sister Chang'e couldn't help it, moved her moonlight eyes over, and stared at ......

"Oh my God! the damn little black cat appeared! I didn't see the Peony Fairy and Wanwan; what the hell is going on?"

The nun gently put her hand into her hairy eye and shouted, "Mimi, fly into my hand." ”

"Did she take the little black cat for a big fool? and didn't know her, how could it be?"

Sister Chang'e doesn't need to shout, take the little white rabbit out of her wide sleeves, and tease the little black cat......

With a "bang", he knocked the Maoyan door open, and gently fell into the hands of Sister Chang'e, sniffing at the little white rabbit with a black cat nose......

Is it a little gluttonous cat? Blatantly sniffing the scent of the little white rabbit......;

The nun almost laughed out loud: "The husband is so stupid! Can the black cat be with the little white rabbit......?

Bian Meimei was very anxious, and asked the little black cat, "Have you seen Wanwan?"