Chapter 108: Lingjiao King
After a long drought, I met old acquaintances in other places, and we went through the window together and prostituted together...... What's the last sentence?
Anyway, I just want to express my joy at this time!
Oh my God, I just won a phased victory, captured a superb new love, and at the same time got in touch with the Heavenly Court, and the surprises came one after another, just when my happiness was about to burst, the helper sent by the Heavenly Court to me also arrived.
It was none other than the leader of our Purple Mansion Stealing Joy Group, the Lingjiao King!
Do you need to say more about our friendship? The first thing I knew was Shang Ruochun Xichun, and the third was our Lingjiao King, if it wasn't for the fact that it cooperated with Xichun to save my life under Shang Ruochun's sword, how could I have the next Xianxia journey to save the world, and I will never forget this life-saving grace.
Not to mention the later things, it was the deepening of friendship, especially in the Purple Mansion retreat plan, that year I formed a group of stealing joy with Li Shiluo and King Lingjiao, drinking and drinking, drinking and dancing, rapping and gambling in the Purple Mansion, and doing all kinds of things that lacked morality. Especially in the rehearsal of the three vulgar programs, my Lingjiao King is absolutely gifted, it has a unique aesthetic that transcends the racial species, and the representative works are shared by the female disciples of the temple and the fox spirit of the Purple Mansion...... Don't mention it, I'm embarrassed to say it.
In the final battle of Xianxia, Xichun destroyed the Heavenly Court Xiuzhen Group with the Purple Mansion Destruction Corporation, and died of incense, although Lingjiao was not in the Purple Mansion at the time, but also committed suicide after Xichun's death.
Later, I was entangled in saving Xichun, and soon Liu Laoliu was tricked into the online game world, so I didn't have the opportunity to care about the situation of these old buddies.
This time, it can go down to the mortal world to possess Xiao B, which shows that the heavenly court must have given it some kind of position, and judging from its monster truck, there is no problem with its mentality.
Recently, I haven't forwarded a koi little golden Buddha, and the road has simply taken off~
I dismissed the people who were surrounding the garage and brought Little B, who was possessed by the Spirit King, back to my suite.
Lingjiao was dragged off the monster truck by me, and that matter has not been resolved, and when I return to the room, my nose is not my nose and my eyes are not eyes.
I tentatively took out a bundle of grass that I usually feed Xiao B and put it on the ground: "Lingjiao, my king, eat something?"
Lingjiao glanced at it, and rolled his big lips: "Cough~~~ phew!"
I took out another piece of sauce-flavored elbow and put it over: "Some meat?"
Lingjiao glanced at it again, chirped, and didn't move.
I took another jar of wine and slapped it open and handed it over: "What about this time?"
There was wine and meat, and this time Lingjiao kicked and screamed, shook off his cheeks and made it.
This is Lingjiao my king! I can't be wrong!
At the beginning, it was preliminarily confirmed from the facial characteristics and habits, and now after comparing the eating habits, I believe that it is Lingjiao.
I threw myself excitedly, threw the spirit Jiao to the ground, put my arms around its neck and put it in my face, tears really flowed down: "Grass and mud horses! I don't know if I can come down sooner! Grass mud horse, don't you think about your sect master, big brother!"
Lingjiao wanted to get up and stand up, four hooves kicked violently, but he couldn't stand up with the strength, eighty percent was not suitable for this body, just now he saw it walk twice awkwardly, and it was the same as having just finished hemorrhoids surgery.
Then it simply gave up struggling, opened its mouth and pulled its tongue, and let me toss as if it had nothing to love. I got tired of it for a long time, and I felt a little numb, so I let it go.
I sat next to Lingjiao, picked up the wine jar and took a sip, and then asked it: "How are you doing after I leave, I have arranged Luo Fat Man Li Xi, I'm a little sorry for you." ”
Lingjiao turned over and stood up, and wanted to sit down, but he didn't know how to cross his four legs, so he simply forked his hind legs and put his butt on the ground first.
It has its front legs propped up and its hind legs crossed, and its sitting position should be as funny as it is. The big lips trembled for a long time, and a pair of dog eyes bulged out, and he didn't say a word.
Only then did I realize that Lingjiao was in the form of a dragon in his last life, and with his talent and Li Xi's training, he mastered the ability to communicate in language. This time the possession went to Xiao B's body, and the physical body of the species has great limitations, plus it is not suitable for a short time after being possessed, how can it be possible to talk to me.
I sighed: "This is really like a different life, there was so much glory and wealth in the previous life, I can't be the boss, I can't bring my brothers to enjoy happiness." ”
Lingjiao shook his head again and again, stretched out his hooves and tapped my shoulder, kicking and spitting in his mouth, not knowing what he was saying, probably comforting me.
I wiped the moist corners of my eyes and forced a smile: "How are you? Xichun's incident hit you no less than me, and it's not easy to survive." ”
Lingjiao also sighed, and the dog's eyes were covered with a layer of tears.
I took another sip of wine, Lingjiao looked at me directly, and my lips trembled for a long time, before I held back the word "bowl".
I was stunned: "What bowl?"
Lingjiao pursed his mouth into a chrysanthemum shape, hissed loudly, and then said, "Wash the dishes!!"
It dawned on me: "You mean it's inconvenient to drink and you want a straw?"
Lingjiao nodded: "Ah!"
I hurriedly took out a coconut juice, pulled out the straw on it and inserted it into the wine jar.
After a drink, it started to gnaw at its elbows, and I talked to myself.
"Lingjiao, don't worry, I don't look at it this time under the guise of saving the world, in fact, I am here to find Xichun, you know best whether I am reliable or not, this time you are here to help, our brothers have joined forces, it will be easier to save Xichun." ”
Lingjiao sat up and patted his hooves, which was praise and encouragement. I especially appreciate the fact that the Spirit Jiao King can express his emotions in various forms.
I kept taking the good things I brought with me: "This abalone and sea cucumber was made for me by a family when I first arrived here, I like it very much, it is estimated that Xichun can also love to eat, I specially brought a lot, I am usually reluctant to eat, I want to leave it to her." You also taste, see and taste not. ”
Lingjiao looked at me with tears in his eyes, pushed back a pot of abalone, shook his head and continued to fight with his elbow. It's the one who loves Xichun the most besides me.,Never argue with Xichun.,As long as it's something Xichun likes.,It doesn't touch it.。
Sure enough, it's still the Lingjiao King I'm familiar with, affectionate, righteous and funny.
The two of us chatted about my situation while eating and drinking, and I briefly told me what happened to me, from how I was tricked by Liu Laoliu, how to develop in the novice village, and finally when I left the village and met the Holy Sword Academy.
"And guess what, the leader of the crusade army actually has the same name, surname and nickname as Xichun!"
I sold it for a long time, and suddenly a big burden was thrown out, and I almost smashed the spirit Jiao.
"Married!"
"What are you married? Ah, you mean Hiharu. Yes, the commander of the crusading army in their mouth is called the Great Demon King of Xichun, so I intervened in this matter, hoping to confirm her identity. Hey~ It's a pity that the world is unpredictable, after some planning and preparation, now the crusading army has destroyed me, but I haven't been able to see Xichun. ”
Lingjiao also sighed and regretted, and quickly nodded my shoulder again to signal me not to give up and continue to work hard.
I also said that I would not disappoint Xichun's trust and give up everything to find her back.
With such a good effort, Lingjiao has already killed twenty elbows of three jars of wine, after all, it is not the body of a dragon, and I feel uncomfortable looking at it when I am drunk and supportive.
"It's a long time coming, just drink here today, you just went down to earth, it is estimated that the jet lag is quite chaotic, let's rest early." ”
Lingjiao sighed, stood up and staggered, and was about to walk out on two legs.
I hurriedly pulled it: "Forget it, don't go back to the garage, how can I let my Lingjiao King live in such a bad place, tonight I will be one night, and tomorrow I will pack up a mansion for you." ”
Lingjiao's eyes rolled wildly, and he shook his head at me: "Useless and useless~"
I tugged at its ears and gritted my teeth and said, "Why don't you have to be embarrassed, look at your virtue, do you still think about my monster truck!"
Lingjiao grinned embarrassedly when I told me the matter, and his eyes were shaking with big white teeth.
I patted it on the shoulder: "I understand all the old men, especially if you are used to it, but the most lacking in this last world is animal monsters, in addition to resources, I will slowly draw it for you, recently... Hey, you're going to grab the door frame and the sofa first. ”
Lingjiao immediately lost his spirit when he heard me say this, and muttered with a shrunken head: "I can laugh (sleep) I will laugh (sleep) ......"
"Okay, sleep, I'll have someone bring you a cover." Saying that, I connected to the communication with Wan Pei: "Okay, where are you?"
Wan Pei snorted: "I hate you, of course I'm in my room, and I miss me again?"
I glanced at Lingjiao and whispered, "I'm afraid it's inconvenient today, I have an acquaintance here, I have to sleep in my room for a night, you can send a set of futons." ”
Wan Pei said vigilantly: "Acquaintances?
I smiled and replied, "Male!"
I chatted with Lingjiao for a few more words, and Wanpei knocked on the door. I was just about to open the door, when I saw Lingjiao trembling.
I nervously asked, "What's wrong with you?
Lingjiao's big head slowly turned to the door, and tears rained down in a pair of dog eyes.
"What's the matter, brother, don't scare me. ”
Lingjiao stared blankly at the closed door, and his lips trembled: "Married (Xichun)... Married (Heeharu) ......"
I said I knew you wanted to be happy, but she wasn't here.
Lingjiao raised his hooves and pointed to the door, shouting loudly: "Married (Xichun) !!"
"You've drunk too much, it's not Xichun, it's me... It's my new friend. ”
I walked over and opened the door, and pulled Wan Pei, who was holding the futon, to Lingjiao: "Now, let me introduce, this is Lingjiao King, my old friend, Heavenly Court has come down to help me." This is Wan Pei, I... I'm in love!"
Ling Jiao looked at Wan Pei with teary eyes, and his excited expression slowly turned into doubt, and finally turned into disappointment and annoyance. It spat at me and spouted nonsense, and it was probably blaming me for finding a new love.
I can understand its feelings, just now it mistook Wanpei for Xichun, and now it must be very uncomfortable.
I said to Wan Pei: "Ask someone to move two sets of sofas up, preferably in heifer leather, to decompress my brother!"