Sleep is an important part of life, nearly one-third of a person's life is spent in sleep, the quality of sleep directly affects the quality of a person's life.

No matter what stage of life I am in, I attach great importance to sleep, because the ups and downs of life, many times beyond human control, but the quality of sleep at least will not get out of control, as long as you maintain high-quality sleep, then no matter how long or short this life, at least one-third is high-quality.

Based on this belief, I have developed the habit of either not sleeping at all, but sleeping on a sticky pillow whenever I want. So generally as long as I don't intentionally stay up late and don't sleep, I've never encountered insomnia.

But all of this ended in the hands of the Spirit Jiao My King!

Last night, I was in a state of severe overdraft after several days of indulgence and drinking, and I didn't close my eyes all night, because the sound next door was so weird.

Sometimes it's the squeaky sound of springs shaking, sometimes it's the tearing of Slasla's leather, sometimes it's the mysterious continuous sound of crying, sometimes it's the ticking of big tongues.

It was about three or four o'clock in the morning that all the strange sounds disappeared, and I thought I could finally sleep, but I was tormented by the exaggerated snoring of the spirit Jiao until dawn.

I was about to get up in the morning when I heard a scream from outside.

What could make a well-informed NPC scream like that?

I just glanced at it, exclaimed, "I'm a big deal!" and slammed the door shut.

Half an hour later, the engineer team of the War Department, wearing protective clothing, covered three sets of sofas with white sheets, and carried them out in groups of two.

After tossing all night, I only felt sluggish, but Lingjiao seemed to have been beaten with chicken blood, and the house was full of people. I secretly decided that I had to settle it out today, or I would be tossed to death by it.

After breakfast, I brushed my teeth and washed my face, and Lingjiao also got in, smacking his teeth in front of the mirror, squeaking and squeaking.

"What are you going to do? You don't need to brush these big white teeth, do you?"

Lingjiao grinned and took a picture left and right, shook his head unsatisfied, and muttered a bunch of unintelligible words to the toothbrush in my hand.

I really don't like to entangle with him, so let Wanpei send the bubbles up to serve Lingjiao to wash. It is worthy of being from the sky, and the learning ability is strong.

After tossing for more than an hour, I finally got out of the dormitory with a spirit Jiao covered in wax.

On the roof of the teaching building, Wan Pei had prepared a sun umbrella recliner for me as usual, as well as a few rounds of cold milk. Lingjiao followed me all the way, practicing b-box in his mouth, and when he saw the milk on the rooftop, he was so excited that he screamed, and rushed over a few sips to be bored.

Ice milk with ice cubes, ten cups of dry in one go, the ice spirit Jiao's brain hurts, sitting on the ground and rubbing his temples with two front hooves, the pain is not good.

Wan Pei walked over and asked me cautiously, "I don't really understand what happened, I just want to ask, what did this friend of yours do before? ”

I took her hand: "It's a little troublesome, you don't have to worry about it, the freshness will be honest after it passes." ”

Wan Pei hit me on the shoulder: "It's always going to live with you? What's the deal with those sofas? You two got it together?"

I hurriedly explained: "Don't get me wrong, that kind of thing can only be done by perverted beasts, I'm normal." Today's task is to figure out where it lives. ”

"Then the post-war summary that has been arranged today is canceled?"

I nodded solemnly: "It doesn't matter if the sky falls!"

Finally relieved the headache, Lingjiao circled around the recliner twice, lay on it without a teacher, twisted his forehead comfortably a few times, and was attracted by the sunglasses on the round table.

"Waterlogging" (troubled spring) ~ waterlogged (troubled spring) ~~~"

It's called me.

I walked over and asked, "What's the matter, my king?"

Lingjiao pointed to his sunglasses with his hooves: "Clams?"

I picked up my sunglasses and opened the face of the horse with the spirit Jiao on the temples: "It's blocking the sun, but there is no sunlight in this place, I take it just for calves." ”

Lingjiao rolled his lips, his head shook up and down, left and right, and smacked his lips in satisfaction.

I called Lingjiao to the guardrail of the rooftop, pointed down, and asked, "King, you choose a piece of land, and I will build you a palace." However, the craftsmanship of my subordinates is not good, and it is enough to satisfy you, so I suggest you consider taking advantage of the existing conditions. If you look at the guardhouse in the Third Ring Road, it's not bad, it's a separate courtyard, and the space is not small. ”

Lingjiao didn't know what was wrong, he didn't have four legs, he didn't stand on two legs, and his front legs were on the fence, like a leader.

It pointed to the obviously isolated courtyard and wowed, presumably deserted.

"Then you go into the second ring road, the canteen environment of the second ring complex building is very good, where I used to use it as a warehouse, and then it was transferred, and it was cleaned up. Let me tell you that the environment is old, the space is very large, don't you like to wander around, in your own room is enough to have fun. ”

Lingjiao was still not satisfied, and pointed to the girls' dormitory where I lived again.

I decisively refused: "You can't live with me, and we didn't have this habit when we were in Xianxia." I can't arrange a room for you there, I don't know about the problem of you looking at the keyhole and picking the crack in the door, I can't let you affect the normal life of my subordinates. ”

Lingjiao was anxious, and pointed at my chest for a while, and pointed at Wanpei behind me, and the inside of his mouth was not dry or clean, although he didn't understand it, he knew what it meant.

I didn't like it anymore: "Yes! I just don't want you to disturb me, what's wrong! I have someone! Who said that I can't find a good match after I get here, and even if there is anything wrong, it won't be your turn to talk nonsense, remember, you are the spirit pet of Xichun, don't know how to lift!"

Lingjiao was stunned for a moment, and then gently beat his chest: "Move (pain) star (heart)~"

I really obeyed it, put my arm around its shoulders and said, "Okay, okay, I know that you are protecting Xichun, but you know best about men and women, and you can't help it." After this incident, I explained to Xichun myself, we are like this, you just listen to me, live in the canteen of the comprehensive building of the second ring road, and live in the laboratory of the teaching building of the first ring if it is too small. ”

Lingjiao turned his head sideways and ignored me.

I could only grit my teeth ruthlessly: "Okay~ I don't plan to ask for this face, before I find a female animal, I will provide you with a pure leather sofa a day, this time no!"

Lingjiao immediately put his hooves into my palm, shook them up and down with me, and grinned and said, "Love (Cheng) Jiao~"