Chapter Forty-Three: Ferry and Joe
"Well, speaking of the setting of this note, I always feel like I've seen it somewhere. Ji Wutong looked at the black notebook that was struggling frantically in Fei Li's hand, and suddenly thought of a certain comic that had once swept the world.
Ferrie smiled and nodded: "That's right, it's Death Note! That's really a work full of inspiration and creativity, but don't worry, it's not going to die if it's written in this notebook, at most it's just a toss and don't want to live so much, well, let me demonstrate it~ Joe." Rice!"
He quickly grabbed a quill from the shelf beside him, and was about to write it, but he heard a poof, and a foul-smelling ink squirted out from behind the quill, and smacked Ferry's face, and suddenly the whole shop was filled with a smell of stinky socks.
"Anti-theft quill pen~" Qiao squeezed away Fei Li and shrugged his shoulders at Ji Wutong: "I knew he was going to mess with me, so I dropped the pen in advance, this is also a hot seller, if it is not the owner who has already registered, no matter who picks up the anti-theft quill and tries to write, it will be sprayed all over...... Belch...... How are you feeling now, Ferry?"
The other twin was calmly wiping his face, and with his movements, the stinking ink disappeared little by little, which is very unscientific, but it is very magical!
After cleaning himself up, Ferry frowned and complained, "It's really unlucky, it's twenty years of stinky socks and the smell of sewer, I think we should do less of this." ”
Qiao patted Ji Wutong on the shoulder: "That's right, the stench emitted by each quill is more or less different, of course, you can also DIY the taste you want from us~"
With the extremely enthusiastic introduction of the two (interspersed with the practice of terror of each other), Ji Wutong and Bai Miaomiao began to admire the two twins more and more, their minds seemed to be full of all kinds of strange ideas, and they could be put into practice at any time, the name of the store is not a good interpretation of this place, maybe it would be more appropriate to use the prank base camp.
The wide variety of goods and their huge inventory will drive almost all young people crazy!
For example, according to Ferry, there is a product called Skipping Candy that is very popular with young marginalized people, as long as you eat one, you will randomly have a nosebleed/high fever/vomiting/coma within ten minutes, the result is completely dependent on luck, but no matter what the result, the teacher will happily let you out of the classroom.
Joe's highly recommended burning ping pong ball was also very interesting, and just now, he lifted a small bag of these goose-yellow plastic balls, smashed them the floor, and then immediately opened the door and threw them out!
The unfortunate dozen or so people passing by this store were almost crazy, the bag of ping-pong balls burned quickly, and then emitted a large number of smoke bombs to create billowing smoke, this is not the point, the point is that the smell of smoke is too terrible, Bai Miaomiao watched a frog monster with swollen green eyes crawling out very hard, and finally fell down foaming at the mouth when he began to move the second centimeter.
However, no one plans to roll up their sleeves and rush in to fight the Rice brothers, it's not that they are good, nor are they the rules of the exchange (in this case, no one will care if they are beaten up by a victim of tricks), mainly because everyone knows that the twins are really terrible to the extreme, not that they are strong, mainly because ......
"Ah~ There are indeed people who are trying to smash the store, and we may not be able to beat them. Ferry said nonchalantly, writing Joe's name on the mischief notes with his ballpoint pen, and the latter immediately rushed to the corner with a pale face and began to vomit incessantly......
He vomited and struggled to say, "But... Vomit...... Those people's affordability... Not...... It's obviously a bit bad...... We just used exploding gum... Vomit...... And slalom amazement bowling just let them ...... Haven't been here again, gag!"
"Actually, I've been here. Ferry walked over and patted him on the back and smiled, "Have you forgotten? There's a ghost uncle who ordered three hundred slalom surprise bowling balls from us the next day!"
Ji Wutong and Bai Miaomiao both fell into a state of speechlessness, they really didn't know how to take these words to appear appropriate......
After that, I visited the Crazy Pencil Sharpener (which can completely wipe out your pencil in one second), the Ruyi Key (which becomes smaller every time you insert it, and finally becomes as small as a fingernail), The Secret Diary (when you open it for your parents, you will see poems and songs, and when you open it for friends, it will explode), Real Man Gundam Electric Mosquito Coils (a Zagu Gundam that will attack mosquitoes or your nose with a mini Vulcan cannon and a thunder axe), The wild alarm clock (smoke after three rings, fire after six rings, and attack the crotch after nine rings), Ji Wutong and Bai Miaomiao looked fascinated and dazzled.
Obviously, the two brothers are definitely not normal people, their minds are full of all kinds of friendly jokes (fog) and pranks, and the inspiration, creativity and hands-on ability of the two are the strongest among the people Ji Wutong has ever seen in his life, just now, the two of them have developed a new product while chatting - the scare box!
"Well, if humans buy it, it can scare people and play. Ferry looked at the small purple box with a big question mark in the middle of the boxy in his hand with satisfaction: "The ghost can also be used as a preschool toy when he buys it......"
Ji Wutong smiled and asked, "You two, are you marginal people, or are you the so-called demon hunters in the West?"
"Huh?" Joe's eyes widened, "How is that possible!
"Successful businessman!" Ferry added: "How to say, it doesn't have to be a marginal person as long as you have the ability, such as the two of us, although there are some so-called special functions, but compared to killing all day long, or making yourself like Superman~"
Joe grimaced: "We prefer to invent something fun, that's where the fun lies~ In our country, generally speaking, people like us are the majority of society, well, this group should be called factionalists?"
"It's a prowler~People like us are called prowlers~" Ferry threw a sugar cube into his mouth, then turned blue and shriveled: "Wow! I can touch my ribs!"
It's a piece of zombie candy......
Ji Wutong learned new knowledge again, it seems that not all people with special abilities will enter this industry, they are called prowlers, and it seems that there are many foreign prowlers.
"Na, two big brothers~" Bai Miaomiao blinked and asked, "You should be very rich, right? I feel that there are a lot of small stalls in this place, and there are very few such shops!
This girl has been more obsessed with British dramas recently......
Qiao shook his head: "No, no, no, we grew up on a farm, but this kind of storefront is indeed very expensive, yes~ Actually, we used to set up a stall outside, but then the person in charge here gave us a storefront~"
"You have a good relationship with this person in charge?" Ji Wutong watched Fei Li, who was half human and half ghost, eat another piece of candy that he didn't know what it was, and in a blink of an eye, he returned to his original state and asked curiously.
"Uh......" Ferry thought for a moment, "maybe it's because they get so many complaints, you know, we sell more things here, how to put it, it's more fun!" So there are always customers who don't understand how to feel like they're being played, and they have to pay because of the regulations......"
"Okay...... Ji Wutong smiled and nodded: "I think I understand." ”
It's been a long time since then, and the two of them have been here for so long, so they are naturally embarrassed to pat their butts and leave without buying anything, not to mention that Ji Wutong and Bai Miaomiao really like the things here~ The dealers of all kinds of big toys outside are simply a joke compared to here!
Ji Wutong bought a little skipping candy, a real man Gundam electric mosquito coil (at the same time booked the next free model) and a prank notebook, and at the same time did not promise Bai Miaomiao to buy a wild alarm clock, that thing is indeed a little more dangerous, but he bought Bai Miaomiao a camouflage hat under the recommendation of his twin brother, this thing can make her look and feel like an ordinary girl, and the little girl in the province has to be invisible every time she goes out~
"A total of two hundred credit limits~" Fei Li took Ji Wutong's card and swiped it in front of the counter, and said with a smile: "The first time I came, I will give you a twenty percent discount, one hundred and sixty, thank you for your patronage!"
Ji Wutong nodded and smiled: "Then we will leave first, and we may come to disturb often in the future~"
"That!" Qiao and Fei Li glanced at each other, and suddenly stopped Ji Wutong: "This friend, we have a small request, I don't know if we can discuss it!"
Ji Wutong was stunned: "Huh?"
Ferry touched his chin and said, "How can I say it, we have been working on a new invention recently, but there is something wrong with the material......"
Joe continued, "It's a skant candy derivative for ghosts, but their body structure is ...... Alas, they don't have a body structure at all, so we need some other materials, such as advanced exorcisms, to study the principle. ”
"A more advanced exorcism substance?" Ji Wutong asked, "Are you saying let me help find it?"
"Not really. Ferry shook his head: "We feel that there is a ~ well, high-level exorcism thing on your body, I don't know if you can ...... Borrow it? Or can we buy it?"
Ji Wutong was stupid, why didn't he remember that he had the kind of thing in the mouth of his twins......
Huh!
He pulled a long tooth out of his pocket, looked up and asked, "That's what you're talking about?"
"Yes, yes, yes!" Qiao nodded vigorously, "I found this from the time you came in!
Ferry smiled bitterly: "We can't leave here easily because we are conducting a trial recently, so it's good to receive customers in the store, and if you go out for a long time, you may ......"
"BOOOOOOOM!!" Joe exaggerated his arms outstretched, "something terrible will happen!
The corners of Ji Wutong's mouth twitched: "So, the two of you urgently need this thing in my hand?"
This dogtooth was naturally sold to him by Zhao Yan in Wuyuan Pavilion before, but he didn't use it when he helped Anne later, Ji Wutong's qualifications are still shallow, and his strength is not strong, so naturally he can't see how powerful this dogtooth is, but when he said this to Qiao in the funds, it seems that this thing is still a treasure.
If this thing is Ji Wutong's own or the quality is very average, it is easy to say, even if it is a real wolf dog tooth with many years, it is not worth much, but since this thing is so valuable, Ji Wutong is naturally not easy to decide.
It's not that he is reluctant, he still has a good impression of these two brothers, but this Ji Wutong is no longer his own, after all, this is Zhao Yanban's gift, since it didn't come in handy, it's useless to hold it himself, he thinks it's better to return such a precious thing to its original owner, no matter how bad it is, he has to ask the owner's opinion first......
This belongs to the sense of responsibility, although Ji Wutong can't be said to be too bad, but he has never been a villain, for people who are really good for themselves, he will always be a very responsible, soft-hearted and rotten good guy, of course, if it is a stranger or an enemy, or if the friendship has been good to a certain extent......
His lower limit would instantly become immeasurable......
Fortunately, Zhao Yan has not yet entered the list of his best relations.
So he's still a bit disciplined~
He spread his hands: "I'm not reluctant, but this dog tooth was borrowed from a friend, and I have to return it, but I can go and ask him, if he wants to sell it or doesn't care, he will bring it to the two of you next time I come, do you think this will work?"
The twin brothers glanced at each other and said in unison: "Okay, no problem~"
"We have something else on our hands now, so we're not in a hurry. Ferry laughed.
Qiao also nodded and said: "So it's not right away, but it's better to use it as soon as possible, little brother, you can tell your friends, the price is not a problem! If this thing can really be given to us, you will come here to buy things in the future with a 50% discount!"
"And you'll get the most sincere friendship of the Rice brothers!" said Ferry with a very funny gentlemanly salute.
"Okay~" Ji Wutong nodded and smiled: "I'll write it down, and I'll help you ask when I get back!Do you want to leave a contact information?"
Fei Li pondered for a moment: "There is no signal here, so you don't need to keep your mobile phone number, but we will give you a private mailbox, Joe has done something here before, if there is something, we can see it as soon as possible~"
So the two sides left their contact information, and the two brothers Fei Li and Qiao enthusiastically sent Ji Wutong to the door of the store before waving goodbye.
......
"Hey, what's the atmosphere of the exchange?" On the way home, Ji Wutong turned his head to Bai Miaomiao and asked.
This little girl is rarely able to have a physical entity effortlessly, and she is wearing a camouflage hat and lying on Ji Wutong's back for him to carry on his back.
"Gollum ......"
"Huh?"
“......”
"Cut, I'm asleep......"
The setting sun dragged the two figures who fused together, one large and one small, for a long time......
Chapter 43: The End