Chapter 42: Exchanges

Walking out of the currency trading building, Ji Wutong has no plans to leave immediately, after all, it is rare to come to the legendary exchange, not to mention that he is quite interested in the strange commodities here, and the guests here are also very valuable for viewing, human beings can only be regarded as a relatively large group in it, and the mainstream is far from being called, and more is a huge heterogeneous group~

"Suddenly I have the feeling of visiting a department store zoo...... Ji Wutong said with a smile to Bai Miaomiao, who couldn't stop looking at him, he was not afraid of being beaten.

The latter didn't bother to take care of him, although he was a ghost, but Bai Miaomiao's soil buns were not much worse than someone next to her, this little girl didn't do anything else along the way, and looked around.

In addition to the three official buildings, the first to third trading area is basically scattered stalls, selling everything, most of these 'people' are temporary traders, but there are also some places with storefronts, but the number is much less than ordinary stalls.

At this time, the two happened to pass by a stall selling shrouds, and the owner, a thin mummy, was trying to introduce a dried corpse-like thing to foam.

"So, my cloth here is waterproof and odor-proofing and environmentally friendly~" The mummy chattered about the dried corpse that looked like he wanted to escape for a long time: "It's not that buddy said you, this year's appearance is justice, how many kind-hearted colleagues who just crawled out of the grave were too ugly, smelly, and were destroyed without saying a word, I see that your Yintang is black, it turned out to be burned to death, right? If you don't pack yourself well, the front foot is out of the exchange, and the back foot is easy for people to do!"

The dry corpse, who was not black in any part of his body, raised his arm: "I ......"

"What are you!" The boss patted him on the shoulder, ripped off a bandage on his body, revealing a bowl-sized hole: "Brother, I have personally experienced it, I was young and ignorant at the time, and I thought that there was nothing wrong with this virtue, but guess what, alas, one word, miserable~! Big brother, don't say anything, eight folds, eight folds, you can take away a set of dry, light, fireproof and waterproof shrouds!"

"I ......" The corpse brother opened his mouth helplessly, but was grabbed by the mummy, and without saying anything, he stuffed a ball of white cloth into his hand.

The mummy laughed loudly: "You're welcome! Don't be polite to me! It's not easy to live again, I say a discount is a discount, don't want it! Dude, if you really remember my favor, go back and introduce me to my acquaintance, hold a personal show, next time I'll give you a cheaper!"

"Cheap your uncle!!" The dry corpse finally couldn't bear it anymore: "I'm not a dry corpse! I'm alive!" Lao Tzu is an exorcist in South America, this time I took my wife and children out to play and sneaked to the exchange here to have a look, why do you think I'm a dead person!"

"What's that?" the boss was also dumbfounded: "Is it like being burned at the stake all night, as if you were being burned at the stake." ”

The big black brother was immediately anxious: "Lao Tzu is black! Black man! Do you know that racial discrimination is punishable by prison these days? What's wrong with me being thinner, and I have also participated in marathons on behalf of the country! Can I run fast when I'm fat!?"

"Uh......" The boss, who estimated that he had died early, thought for a while, and then took out a pair of straw sandals from the ground of the stall: "Then do you want this? I heard that the Shenxing Taibao wore it back then, and I heard that it was hand-woven by a relative of the imperial family! After putting it on, the thief is fast!"

"Get out!" the black brother scolded: "You haven't seen what happened to the Three Kingdoms Water Margin!

With that, he shook off the boss's hand and walked away scolding.

Ji Wutong and Bai Miaomiao almost couldn't laugh straight, they also passed a lot of stalls along the way, and they were definitely the strangest couple just now, but to be honest, the black big brother who ran a marathon appeared in this kind of place, and the first feeling gave people was indeed a little bit of a dry corpse, well, it was still roasted.

However, although you can occasionally encounter this kind of donkey-lip and horse-mouth trading, most of the people on the exchange are still buying things on a daily basis, and the variety of goods in it also opens the eyes of the two, and the sellers and buyers are also strange.

At first glance, a beautiful girl who knew that it was a succubus picked a talisman that could hide the smell of sulfur on her body in the shop opened by two marginal people.

There are marginal people who buy all kinds of spiritual herbs and Chinese medicine in the shops opened by monsters.

There are also ghosts full of negative energy who bought all kinds of talismans and exorcism supplies at the stalls set up by the two fake Taoist priests, saying that they wanted to secretly bring them to their parents, but seeing that he was smoked by those magic weapons that had really opened the light, it is estimated that he had to suffer a lot of sins along the way.

In short, this place is indeed very interesting, the rare peaceful coexistence of humans and aliens, maybe after leaving here, the two sides will quickly turn into hostile relations, but in the exchange, all life is equal, and the scene is harmonious.

"Look! Those two marginal people have already started to ask for the phone number and address of that succubus!" Bai Miaomiao said to Ji Wutong, "Do you think they want to find a time to exorcise them?"

Ji Wutong glanced back and replied, "No, I heard that marginal people generally don't kill aliens indiscriminately, anyway, I won't do that, I guess those two young men really like people." ”

"Yoha! Interracial love is really romantic!" Bai Miaomiao's eyes lit up: "Brother Ji, you said that if I work hard to grow up, I will make myself a big-breasted girl......"

"I'll throw you out...... Ji Wutong said with a roll of his eyes: "Don't dream, your personality can't be changed, and you're an older Loli if you die." ”

Before Bai Miao could get angry, Ji Wutong pulled her out with a sharp lunge, turned around and put on a posture of white crane wings, and shouted: "Bah!

I saw that in front of the two of them was an old lady with a wrinkled face and a ghost, she still maintained the posture of reaching out and patting her shoulder, her eyes were wide, and she seemed to be startled by Ji Wutong.

"Ahem......" The old lady reflected after half a sound, coughed dryly, and said with a smile on her face: "Old woman, I'm not a monster, um, but I'm not a human, cough, that's not the point, young man, I've been paying attention to you for a long time......"

Ji Wutong stretched out his hand and shook it, shaking his head firmly: "No! I already have someone I like! It's impossible for us!"

Maybe you're big! What the hell did you just make up for in your brain!

The old lady scolded angrily in her heart, but on the surface, she had a calm face: "I mean, I see that your bones are amazing, you have extraordinary skills at a young age, and your symbolic power is contained but not expressed, condensed but not revealed, it must be the apprentice of a big man, right?"

"Uh......" found that the other party didn't take a fancy to him, Ji Wutong breathed a sigh of relief, shook his head and said: "No, I'm just starting out in the industry, and there are no big people to be masters......"

The old lady was delighted when she heard it: "Haha, that's great...... No, that's a pity! You're so gifted, and it's a waste if you don't have someone to guide you!"

Ji Wutong was stunned, wondering when Lao Tzu had a special talent, and asked, "Then you plan to point out to me?"

"No, no!" The old lady shook her hand, took two steps closer, and said in a low voice, "I stopped teaching my disciples three hundred years ago, but you can take a look at this ......"

She looked left and right, and pulled out a few torn books from her wide sleeves!

From left to right, they are "Super Tooth Plugging Transformation Technique", "Too Void Pure Sheep Sword Intent", "Diamond Scarlet Fist" and "Divine Return Shockwave".

"If you buy all four copies, you only need 1,000 and eight!" The old woman grinned and said with a mouthful of broken teeth that leaked everywhere: "Although I have returned to the mountains and forests, these are only 1,008 in total, only 1,008!

Ji Wutong, as a former quasi-otaku with all kinds of poisons, felt as if a crow was flying over his head at this time, and he didn't say anything.

"That ......" Bai Miaomiao pointed to the third book: "Old woman, are you sure that orangutan is an orangutan?"

The old woman looked at it, okay, it turns out that there is a female doll!

I saw that she took out the basic book again like lightning, fan-shaped it in her hand, and looked at Bai Miaomiao with a kind face: "Little girl, I see that you are the body of Taiyin, I am afraid that you will be destined to commit the three water stars of the Underworld, the Prison Pool, and the Spring Shadow! I'm afraid you won't be able to enter reincarnation! But if you buy these few of my books of the Absolute Yang Sect, not to mention that you can enter reincarnation, even if you break the reincarnation and jump out of the Three Realms and Five Elements, it is just around the corner!"

"I'm a monkey?!" Bai Miaomiao complained with empty eyes: "Why do I have nothing to do and jump out of the Three Realms and Five Elements! And are you sure that I can really learn!?"

These books are "Nine Sheep Divine Skill", "Tong Zi Gong", "Crazy Wing Tianxiang", and "Fox Gold Award Fenghuang Gong".

Not to mention that the only book without typos does not match Bai Miaomiao's gender at all, Ji Wutong is particularly curious about whether the last book teaches people to practice or teach people to make movies......

"So, if I wanted it. Ji Wutong asked in a low voice, "Is it three thousand six?"

"No, no, no! I will give you 3,000 credits today!" the old lady smiled, thinking in her heart that it was too wise to set up a pirated disk a few days ago, and she had to write a book "Rulai Shenzhang" another day, and the sales would definitely be good!

"Well, I see. Ji Wutong took a deep breath, slammed his neck and yelled at the sky: "Someone! There are liars here! Is there anyone to care!!!?

This voice was earth-shattering, and the passers-by around looked sideways, but when they saw the old woman beside Ji Wutong, they instantly turned into a phantom, and disappeared after turning on the spot.

Bai Miaomiao looked at Ji Wutong innocently: "Brother Ji, is that old woman a liar?"

"Don't sell cute!" Ji Wutong snorted with a dejected face: "Are you so stupid! I'm so angry, does Lao Tzu look so stupid! I don't have to pick anyone to deceive anyone, am I like a salted fish!"

Bai Miaomiao grimaced and nodded solemnly, but was played with by Ji Wutong as a big windmill for two minutes before putting it down, and there were small mosquito coils constantly turning in her eyes.

"Hmm, Brother Ji, let's go see that~ Hmm, I'm dizzy. Bai Miaomiao said dizzily, pointing to a storefront not far from the two of them, and the sign on it read 'Strange and Strange'.

Ji Wutong knew that this girl was really maliciously cute, but just now she seemed to be really ruthless, and she was hanging out anyway, so she nodded, and walked over with Bai Miaomiao.

From the outside, this shop looks like a huge clown head, with a cracked mouth that is the door, and two green eyes that are windows, but it can move, always gurgling left and right, and the red nose above the door still does not burst out a puff of ribbons, but it is very atmospheric.

Ji Wutong and Bai Miaomiao walked in, and suddenly felt as if they had entered a toy factory, a large number of unnamed things jumped up and down in it, there was nothing on the rows of colorful shelves, a bunch of balloons were doing rattlesnake maneuvers and fancy flights in mid-air, and there was a music box with a human mouth in the corner, singing hoarsely and destructively, 'My heart is still there'.

"Welcome! Welcome!" "Twin white youths who look the same for each other came out of nowhere out of nowhere, they were wearing long black robes, both with red hair and freckles, and they were looking at the two with a smile on their faces, and said in unison: "Is there anything you need?"

"Hello...... Ji Wutong shrugged: "The first time we came to the exchange, we came in to have a look." ”

"Oh~ turned out to be a new guest. One of the twins on the left smiled and said, "Welcome to Weird, introduce yourself, my name is Ferry, Ferry Rice!"

The one on the right also smiled and said, "Joe." Les, we're the bosses here, well, twins, the hell knows which of us is a little older~"

"Okay~" Seeing the enthusiastic twins, Ji Wutong also lost the tension he had maintained since entering the exchange, and said with a smile: "You are exactly the same." ”

"Oh~ Joe is missing an ear, maybe you can tell us apart by this!" Ferry blinked, "So, two guests, would you like to check out our new product? Maybe you'll need an exploding toilet seat!Well, I mean, as if it exploded!"

Joe shook his head and pulled a yellow plastic ball out of his pocket: "I don't think any guest would want to see a box of exploding toilet seats as soon as they come up, excuse me, two, my brother has been a penchant for exploding things since he almost died in an explosion!

"Or prank notes?" Ferry casually pulled out a struggling notebook from the shelf: "If you write your friend's name on it, they might be constipated, have a nosebleed, and shoot dentures when they sneeze, oh~ That's fascinating, isn't it?"

Ji Wutong and Bai Miaomiao looked at each other, and grinned at the same time, and they all felt that this place seemed to be a little interesting.

Chapter 42: The End