In the Five Qi Refining House of the Dizangwang Temple, I saw white smoke and purple steaming, and all the freshmen began to refine the first pill in their lives according to Luo Xiaojuan's instructions. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Count two coins of dead grass, two coins of sad spirits, two taels of rootless water, and the Jade Emperor's ......"

Fan Tianjiu looked at the "Five Qi Alchemy" that Luo Xiaojuan sent them on the table, and threw all kinds of strange flowers and plants on the table into the furnace.

When he saw the familiar name appear in the book, Fan Tianjiu immediately frowned and turned his head to look around.

I saw twenty or thirty freshmen around, and there were three black mud balls on everyone's table, so Fan Tianjiu immediately recalled in his heart the disgusting feeling he had when he sent these mud balls just now.

"Alas~ The Jade Emperor, who is worthy of being the king of the gods, has so many boogers to dig up, and I am also drunk......"

Thinking of this, Fan Tianjiu couldn't help but wipe his fingers on his clothes again, frowning and muttering.

"Okay, now everyone close the lid of the furnace, hold the handle with both hands, and then use the aura in your body to inject spiritual ...... into the elixir."

Seeing that everyone had finished dispensing the medicine, Luo Xiaojuan commanded loudly.

Hearing this, the freshmen nodded, closed the tripod lid, held the tripod handle with both hands, closed their eyes, and began to operate the impermanent aura in their bodies, injecting it into the tripod.

After a while, I saw that these furnaces began to emit a dazzling light.

"Well, yes, yes, that's it, hold on a little longer......"

Luo Xiaojuan walked in front of everyone with her hands behind her back, and nodded while looking down at everyone's colorful furnace.

"Nine, Brother Nine!What's going on?What's going on with your furnace?!"

While practicing, I saw Si Bi'an glance at Fan Tianjiu's furnace beside him, and suddenly exclaimed in amazement.

"Anzi, are you calling...... I'm rubbing!"

Fan Tianjiu opened his eyes when he heard the sound, and just wanted to ask, when he suddenly looked at the furnace in his hand, he was shocked.

I saw that unlike other glowing furnace tripods during the alchemy of new students, the furnace tripod in Fan Tianjiu's hand did not emit any brilliance, on the contrary, he saw streams of hot gas spraying out from the cracks in the furnace tripod, and the blowing lid of the tripod crackled, like a furnace of hot boiling water.

"Xiao Jiujiu, what's the matter with your Ding?"

Luo Xiaojuan walked up to Fan Tianjiu and looked at his Lian Ding in surprise.

"I don't know, it looks like it's ready to come out of the pot......"

Looking at the steaming refining tripod in his hand, Fan Tianjiu frowned and said suspiciously.

"What? out of the pot?! Do you think this is boiling dumplings -- quick! Quickly open the lid and let me see!".

Luo Xiaojuan said urgently,

"Oh, well......"

Hearing Luo Xiaojuan say this, Fan Tianjiu scratched his head, stretched out his hand to open the top cover, only to hear a bang, and a white rose from the ding.

When the heat dissipated, I saw three lumps of golden, round things, appearing under Fan Tianjiu's refining ding.

"This—This is ......"

Luo Xiaojuan was surprised, and couldn't help but put her hand into the ding, grabbed one of them, and put it in her palm to look at it carefully-

I saw that the "pill" refined by Fan Tianjiu was the size of a palm, steaming, pinching it softly, and there was a circle of folds on the head, which looked very similar......

"Xiao Jiujiu, what are you refining?"

Holding this alien pill, Luo Xiaojuan asked in surprise.

"Of course it's an elixir......"

Fan Tianjiu replied with an innocent face.

"You're big, you're obviously a bun!"

Speaking of this, Luo Xiaojuan immediately threw the 'Baozi Dan' refined by Fan Tianjiu in her hand back into the house, and then looked at Fan Tianjiu and whimpered:

"Woo, Xiao Jiujiu, you went too far, and deliberately blasphemed other people's learning......"

"What kind of deliberate blasphemy? Lao Tzu is completely doing it step by step according to your book, and refining it like this is also your teaching level, okay?"

As soon as he heard Luo Xiaojuan say this, Fan Tianjiu immediately retorted with a roar.

"Woo woo, Xiao Jiujiu, you just want to bully others, that's why you deliberately made it like this......"

The more Luo Xiaojuan cried, the more aggrieved she became, Fan Tianjiu's head suddenly became as big as a bucket, he reached out and picked up this bun-like elixir and put it in his hand, looked at it and muttered:

"What's that...... I really didn't mean to refine it like this, besides, how do you know that this thing has no effect, although it looks a little ugly, but it's big enough, maybe it's a powerful version of the elixir. ”

When Luo Xiaojuan heard Fan Tianjiu say this, she immediately wiped her tears and shook her head affirmatively:

"No, alchemy pays the most attention to the word qi shape, the smell and appearance of your elixir are not right, you still lose it, it must have failed......"

As soon as he heard Luo Xiaojuan say this, Fan Tianjiu's old face couldn't hold back, he stood up with a swish, and shouted:

"How can you girl take 'Dan' by her appearance? Lao Tzu's 'Bao Zi Dan' is infinitely powerful, I'll prove it to you!"

After speaking, Fan Tianjiu looked around, and suddenly reached out and grabbed a little piglet with a head injury from the cage next to him, and then put 'Baozi Dan' to its mouth, teasing:

"Come, good, eat this elixir, it's good for your body......"

But the strange thing is that as soon as the little piglet smelled this bun pill, he immediately twisted his head and struggled, no matter how hard Fan Tianjiu tried, it just didn't eat it.

"Hehe, do you see it, even the pig knows that Brother Jiu's steamed bun pill can't be eaten......"

Seeing the human-pig battle in front of him, a freshman next to him laughed.

As soon as these words came out, Fan Tianjiu's old face suddenly blushed, and he immediately hugged the pig's head, broke its long teeth and desperately stuffed the bun pill into its mouth, and shouted through gritted teeth while stuffing it:

"Grandma's! You pig's head dare not give Lao Tzu face! Eat! Eat! You must give Lao Tzu food today!"

"Hum, hum, a!"

After a long time, the little piglet was finally tossed by Fan Tianjiu and couldn't stand it, so he opened his mouth and swallowed the bun pill in one bite.

"Hehe, that's right, eat Lao Tzu's steamed bun pill, and your minor illness will be cured immediately. ”

Fan Tianjiu said proudly.

"Huh...... Hum ......"

As he was talking, he saw that the little piglet suddenly began to tremble, wrinkled his face and snorted.

"Hey, what's wrong with this little pig, why does it seem a little ......"

"Hmph!"

Before the words were finished, as the little pig suddenly let out a loud wail, poof, I saw that its buttocks suddenly spewed out a pillar of flames with thick smoke, and in an instant, everything in the Dan furnace was ignited!

"What's going on?"

"Oh no! This little piglet is! Run away!"

As the flames flickered, all the freshmen suddenly screamed, began to hug their heads and run away in a panic, and after a while, they fled outside the courtyard in embarrassment......

........................

The moon and stars are scarce, and the bonfire on the Zhihui cliff at midnight is lit, Luo Xiaojuan and a group of freshmen stand on the top of the cliff and look down, only to see that in the canyon behind them, a thatched house is burning under the night sky.

"Alas~ the old doesn't go, the new doesn't come, it's all fate......"

Seeing that her danlu was burned, Luo Xiaojuan sighed, comforted herself, and then turned around, looked at the group of freshmen behind her who were smoked and had black faces, and said in a low voice:

"Ladies and gentlemen, I know you are all frightened, but our Impermanence University has been short of manpower recently, and according to the instructions of the school committee, we must teach you the skills of subduing demons and catching ghosts in the shortest possible time, so that you can work as soon as possible.

Therefore, although such an accident has happened, our teaching plan cannot be stopped, and we will at least have to take another spirit rune class tonight to keep up with the teaching progress, can you hold on a little longer?"

Hearing Luo Xiaojuan say this, as a freshman, you look at me, I look at you, and then smiled slightly, scratched their heads and said to Luo Xiaojuan:

"Hehe, Teacher Luo Xiaojuan, as long as you don't mind, it's okay for us, you can continue to go up! We also want to learn to catch ghosts and subjugate demons as soon as possible, so that we can go home early." ”

"Haha! yes, girl, since your heart is so big, then we are willing to ......"

"Xiao Jiujiu--you stand and listen to me tonight! Don't come near us!"

Just as Fan Tianjiu was about to come forward to talk, he saw Luo Xiaojuan suddenly feel cold and shouted at him.

Seeing Luo Xiaojuan's appearance, Fan Tianjiu knew that she was still angry, so he playfully stuck out his tongue, took a few steps back, and stood at the back of the team.

"Nine Shades Refining Qi, Hundred Transformational Magical Powers!--Carry!"

"Bang, bang, bang, bang......"

With a coquettish shout of Luo Xiaojuan's hands, I saw a white smoke rise, and rows of tables, chairs and benches appeared in front of the eyes of all the freshmen.

On these tables, there is a patterned pistol, pen, ink, paper, inkstone, and some colorful symbols.

"Okay, everyone sit down, let's take a rune class......

When all the freshmen heard this, they sat down at the desk in front of them, and then, I saw Luo Xiaojuan walking to the back of the podium with a cold face, and opened her mouth to say;

"Talismans, as the name suggests, are the production of spiritual runes with special effects.

If alchemy and servicing pills are applied to oneself, then talismans are made to deal with enemies and others.

The specific process is to draw some kind of totem with special effect with cinnabar on the rune paper, which belongs to a kind of spell spell.

According to the different schools, the current mainstream spells in the world are roughly divided into three types, the first is the "mantra" of Buddhism, the second is the "divine mantra" of Taoism, and the third is the "Bible" of the West.

Each of these three spell-type spells has its own merits-

The 'mantra' of Buddhism is longer than the soul and the ghost.

The Taoist 'magic spell' is good at refining demons and subduing demons.

The Western 'Bible' is good at eliminating evil spirits.

Although these three kinds of "words and techniques" are highly powerful, because the verses are too complicated and difficult to remember, for the sake of ease of use, warlocks in the East and exorcists in the West have invariably adopted one method.

That is, these words with magical power are recorded on paper in the form of words or patterns, so that the time for chanting is not saved, and it is convenient and quick to use. ”

Speaking of this, I saw Luo Xiaojuan pick up the cinnabar pen and a blank spirit rune on the podium, and then swiped a few lines of small characters on it, and then frowned, and shouted:

"Nine Shadows Refining Qi, Three Souls Channeling Spirits!--Rise Light Qi Talisman!"

After speaking, I saw her little hand shake up, and with a bang, the spirit rune in her hand was thrown out in an instant, and it instantly stuck to Fan Tianjiu's head not far away.

"Bang!"

With a burst of inflatable sounds, I saw that Fan Tianjiu's body suddenly began to expand violently, he was like a balloon that had been hit with hydrogen, the more it swelled, the bigger it became, and in the end, he gradually floated up from the ground.

"Woo wow! Teacher Luo Xiaojuan, I know that I am wrong, I shouldn't have set fire to your house! You spare me! Help! I'm going to fly away!"

Seeing that it was floating higher and higher, Fan Tianjiu hurriedly stretched out his round arm and dragged the treetops to beg for mercy loudly.

"Shut up! I really won't save you if I call me again!"

Luo Xiaojuan angrily shouted at Fan Tianjiu on the treetops, then ignored him, turned his head and said to the freshmen:

"Although it is much faster to draw a language with mana on a symbol than to say it directly, it also has a disadvantage, that is, it is inconvenient to throw.

Because the charm is paper, it is too light, and if it is thrown against the wind, sometimes it will even be thrown back on yourself, which is very bad.

So, in order to deal with this, we need to use some throwing tools......"

Speaking of this, I saw Luo Xiaojuan pick up the pistol with patterns from the table and say to everyone:

"This is called the Downcast Gun, formerly known as the Exorcist Gun, which was first invented by Dr. Van Helsing, a famous monster hunter in Europe in the 19th century, and can fire silver and holy water bullets, which were originally used by Van Helsing to deal with vampires and werewolves.

Later, this kind of gun was introduced into China in the middle of the twentieth century, and after being transformed, it was named Luoluo Gun, which can fire a variety of special bullets, including glutinous rice bullets against zombies and dog blood bullets against evil ghosts.

The one I have now is an improved version of his 5.0, which can fire not only bullets, but also paper spells. ”

Speaking of this, I saw Luo Xiaojuan crumpling a spell in her hand into a paper ball and stuffing it into the barrel of the gun, then turned around and raised her hand, aiming at the balloon-like Fan Tianjiu on the treetops with a down-and-out gun, and smiled evilly:

"Hehe, I'm going to show you how powerful it is now. ”

Fan Tianjiu on the tree immediately frowned when he heard this, and exclaimed:

"I'm rubbing--isn't it-!"