Chapter 31: Five Qi Refining
When the sun is in the sky, there is a small courtyard with light smoke in the northeast corner of the magnificent Jizooji Temple. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
I saw that this small courtyard is red and green, the vines are pervasive, the purple mushroom is full of fragrance, the Yao grass flowers are everywhere, and a panlong green pattern Ding Zhen is in the courtyard, and the misty fairy gas is steaming on it, and the purple flames are spraying below.
Between the white mist and red glow, a dome road house shows the true image, and its plaque is engraved with four big characters in green books - five qi refining house.
At this moment, in this small courtyard filled with fairy energy, I saw twenty or thirty black and white impermanent freshmen holding books in front of the house, Fan Tianjiu was holding a piece of green bamboo, and he was dancing with his eyebrows and telling them about yesterday's ghost hunting battle-
"When ——! said it was too late, I saw the whistle-toothed ghost hold me violently and try to strangle me to death.
In the face of danger, my little brother I am not afraid of danger, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, Zhao Zilong and other invincible generals in my heart, riding 10,000 grass and mud horses galloping past my heart.
So I looked at my nose and my nose and my heart, my body and my hands, and my hands and sticks, and I shouted, and danced the shadow of a stick in the sky, and hit the red-haired ghost like a torrential rain......!
Speaking of this, I saw Fan Tianjiu put away the green bamboo, closed his eyes and said abruptly:
“...... After a few moments, the world was quiet......"
"Wow——! Brother Jiu is really good!"
"It's amazing! Brother Jiu is too hanging——!"
As soon as Fan Tianjiu's words fell, he saw bursts of cheers from the new students around him, and his eyes were full of uncontrollable admiration.
"Waha——! concession, concession, if anyone wants to take a group photo and sign it, they can make an appointment with my personal assistant, Si Bi'an!"
Hearing everyone's admiration, Fan Tianjiu grinned and laughed, proudly about to lift the dog's tail into the sky.
"Huh, Brother Jiu, when will I become your personal assistant?"
Si Bi'an next to him was stunned when he heard this, raised his head and looked at Fan Tianjiu and asked strangely.
"It's now——! don't interrupt! Cooperate with it! This is the most face-revealing time in Lao Tzu's life!"
Fan Tianjiu stomped on Si Bi'an's buttocks, Si Bi'an's painful brows furrowed, and he puffed out his cheeks and stopped talking.
"Brother Jiu, can you take us to hunt ghosts in the future?"
"Yes, yes, we haven't even seen a ghost until now, but it's only been a few days since you came, and you've already beaten a monster and a demon, and we want to fight with you, get some little stars and little moons or something, so that we can return to the sun as soon as possible." ”
A group of freshmen surrounded Fan Tianjiu and said excitedly.
"Haha, no problem! No problem! When there is no class for two days, I will lead everyone to a ghost hunting parade, and clean up all those wandering ghosts and wild ghosts in the yang world.
Fan Tianjiu patted his chest and laughed loudly at the freshmen, then turned around, looked at the Dao Lu behind him, frowned and muttered:
"Huh, didn't that girl say that she was going to take Danfu class today, why hasn't she come yet?"
"I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm late——!"
With a delicate cry, I saw a black robe, and the petite and delicate Luo Xiaojuan ran in from outside the courtyard.
"Hey, what's going on? Why are you still late as a teacher, it's so irresponsible, right?"
Fan Tianjiu frowned, looked at Luo Xiaojuan and said.
"I'm sorry, the brigade committee has been meeting for too long......"
Luo Xiaojuan gasped and apologized, then looked up, looked at Fan Tianjiu and said with a playful smile:
"Hehe, Xiao Jiujiu, from now on, don't bully Sister Lan......"
"Ahh
Hearing Luo Xiaojuan say this, Fan Tianjiu immediately frowned and wondered.
"Haha, nothing, nothing, everyone come in with me......"
After speaking, Luo Xiaojuan pushed open the door of the Daolu and led everyone in.
Entering the Daolu, I saw that the breath of the herbs was permeated everywhere, and on both sides of the Lu Road was a grid of mahogany medicine boxes, and the long table under the medicine box was full of all kinds of exotic flowers and plants.
I saw that some of these flowers and plants look like dead wood but have antlers, some look like vines but have snake spots, some leaves and butterflies are not distinguished, and some stone rats are difficult to distinguish.
"I'll go, girl, your flowers and plants look like the deformed collectibles of some perverted geeks. ”
Fan Tianjiu followed Luo Xiaojuan inside, stretched out his hand to touch the east and west on these unique-looking flowers and plants, and said curiously.
"Since ancient times, geniuses must have visions, whether it is a human or a plant, what's so strange?"
Speaking of this, Luo Xiaojuan turned her head and instructed the new students behind her:
"By the way, you can just look at these strange flowers and plants, but don't touch them, because some fairy flowers and strange plants are very fierce, such as ......"
"Wow——! help——!, what's going on?!This ghost flower actually has teeth?——! it bites my finger——!
Before Luo Xiaojuan's words were finished, as a wail sounded, I saw Fan Tianjiu shaking his arm and starting to wander around in panic on the road.
On his left hand, a strange black and white flower with fangs on its petals was hanging from it, biting his finger deadly.
"Alas~ For example, this 'white-spotted tiger tooth flower' from hell and cannibalism ......"
Luo Xiaojuan sighed, walked to Fan Tianjiu, who was spinning in pain, took out a handful of powder from the sachet she carried, and raised her hand to sprinkle it on the tiger tooth flower.
"Yawn ——!"
I saw that the white-spotted tiger tooth flower smelled the dust, sneezed violently, and immediately let go of Fan Tianjiu's fingers and fell to the ground.
Luo Xiaojuan bent down, carefully picked up this tiger tooth flower, raised her head, looked at Fan Tianjiu and complained:
"Xiao Jiujiu, I found that your hand is really owed, did you have this bad habit of messing with other people's things without permission before?"
"You're bad——! you're a dead girl, you're embarrassed to blame me!
It's too irresponsible for you to put such a dangerous plant in such a conspicuous place! Oh mom, it hurts me to death......
Fan Tianjiu scolded twice, then his mouth grinned, and he blew up his bitten red fingers with tears.
"Hmph, people put it here, just to let it absorb the medicinal gas, otherwise it will die......"
Speaking of this, Luo Xiaojuan carefully put the tiger tooth flower back on the medicine cabinet, then turned her head, pointed to a pile of small bronze tripods placed in the corner of the wall with her hand, and said to the new students:
"Okay, each of you go there to get a ding, and then come in with me in the Danfang, we're going to have a formal class......"
After speaking, Luo Xiaojuan turned around and walked into the back hall......
........................
In the Dan room behind the Five Qi Refining Pavilion, I saw all the freshmen sitting on the ground, and a small bronze tripod was placed in front of everyone.
In front of them, Luo Xiaojuan stood next to a steaming bronze tripod.
In front of this statue, there is a long case, on which in addition to all kinds of exotic flowers and plants, there are several cages of rabbits, pigs and other small animals.
"Dan Fu Science, as the name suggests, is the ...... of alchemy talisman making"
Speaking of this, Luo Xiaojuan turned around and opened the bronze tripod, threw a few flowers and plants into it, looked at the fire, then turned her head and said to the new students:
"When it comes to alchemy, it can be said that it has a long history.
It is said that in ancient times, humans who drank blood were often injured during hunting, and they would mash various herbs and knead them into grass balls to eat, which can be regarded as the earliest 'alchemy' ......."
Speaking of this, Luo Xiaojuan looked back at Tongding again, pointed to the medicine box on the wall with her hand, and said to Fan Tianjiu:
"Xiao Jiujiu, you hand me the refining materials in the third compartment of the fourth row on the medicine box over there. ”
"Oh, oh, what a ......."
Fan Tianjiu nodded when he heard this, stood up, walked to the medicine cabinet, and followed Luo Xiaojuan's instructions to find the medicine box.
Just when he wanted to open the medicine box, he suddenly subconsciously glanced at the label on the medicine box, but he didn't expect this to see, Fan Tianjiu was stunned and said in surprise-
"You mean this, jade, Jade Emperor's boogers?"
"That's right, that's the one, you take three from it and give it to me. ”
Luo Xiaojuan nodded.
Hearing this, Fan Tianjiu nervously opened the medicine box and carefully glanced inside, only to see a bunch of black dumplings inside.
As soon as he saw those things inside, Fan Tianjiu suddenly felt nauseous in his heart, turned his head and twisted his face and smiled bitterly at Luo Xiaojuan:
"Really, do you really want to take it? It feels so dirty......"
"Hurry up! The heat of this furnace is almost over!"
Luo Xiaojuan urged.
"It's a bad situation...... Lao Tzu really poured eight lifetimes of blood mold this time. ”
Hearing Luo Xiaojuan insist so much, Fan Tianjiu had no choice but to cover his nose, reach out and take three from inside, turn around and throw them to Luo Xiaojuan.
Then I saw Fan Tianjiu rubbing his fingers against his body, and muttered disgustingly:
"Grandma's, this thing can actually be used as a refining material, and I'm also drunk......"
Luo Xiaojuan turned around and threw the three "refining materials" into the furnace, and then said:
"When it comes to alchemy, there have been two major schools since ancient times.
One is our Oriental Dan Technique, which aims to strengthen the body and gain immortality as the ultimate goal of refining.
The other school is Western alchemy, which aims to obtain precious metals and get rich as the ultimate goal of refining.
Although the purpose of these two alchemy techniques is different, the techniques and principles are roughly the same, that is, through the tempering of the furnace fire, various heavenly materials and earth treasures are fused together, in order to appear magical effects......"
Speaking of this, Luo Xiaojuan turned her head to look at the copper tripod again, then opened the lid of the tripod, turned to Fan Tianjiu and said:
"Xiao Jiujiu, there is still a box of 'Queen Mother's Foot Skin' over there, you go and give it to me......"
"I don't take it——! I take it myself!"
Before Luo Xiaojuan could finish speaking, Fan Tianjiu immediately refused categorically.
Hearing Fan Tianjiu's resolute denial, Luo Xiaojuan frowned and muttered:
"It's really ......"
After speaking, Luo Xiaojuan walked towards the medicine box by herself. As soon as she was halfway there, she suddenly stopped, looked at the medicine box and blinked, muttering:
"Well, it's disgusting...... Forget it, you can refine it without that thing, and the effect is almost a little worse......"
After speaking, Luo Xiaojuan turned around and returned to the bronze tripod, closed the lid again, turned to the freshmen and said:
And then we said...... But after thousands of years of continuous failure, whether it is the alchemists of the East or the alchemists of the West, they have all discovered a problem.
That is, whether it is immortality or refining gold, it is a flower in the mirror and a moon in the water, which is impossible to achieve.
As a result, some of them began to change their research ideas and continue to explore.
Finally, after hundreds of years of research, some Oriental alchemists finally invented the miraculous Chinese medicine by concentrating on the development of herbal medicines.
Other Western alchemists opened the way to modern chemistry by studying the changes in matter.
However, there are still some alchemists and alchemists, who still continue to study along the original lines, but they have given up the ultimate pursuit of immortality and alchemy.
As a result, some elixirs that could not live forever but were highly functional were developed.
For example, the 'Dragon and Tiger Strong Tendon Pill', which can instantly increase the strength of the human body several times, and the 'Pangui Xuanjia Pill', which can greatly improve the body's ability to resist blows.
Of course, there is also the 'Oni Weasel Stink Pill' for quick escape, and so on......"
Speaking of this, Luo Xiaojuan glanced at Fan Tianjiu in the audience, and said with a smile on the corner of her mouth:
"Hehe, among all the students in the audience now, there are people who have experienced the miraculous effects of these pills before everyone......
Hearing Luo Xiaojuan say this, Fan Tianjiu suddenly pursed his lips and said sarcastically:
"Yes, yes, it's an honor for Lao Tzu......"
"Hehe, although there are many pills with miraculous effects, the one I want to teach you to refine today is the simplest and most commonly used one...... The hour has come, and it's time to get started. ”
Speaking of this, I saw Luo Xiaojuan turn around, open the bronze dodge beside her, take out a golden pill from the steaming heat, turn her head and say to the new students:
"Hehe, as the so-called people float in the rivers and lakes, how can they not be stabbed.
We are black and white impermanence and usually hunt murderers and ghosts, so injuries and bleeding, and even breaking muscles and bones, are commonplace.
And at this time, this 'Five Qi Golden Creation Pill' will come in handy......"
Speaking of this, I saw Luo Xiaojuan leaning over and taking out a little white rabbit from the cage next to her.
I saw that the rabbit had a bandage on one leg, and through the bandage, I saw that the leg bone had been seriously deformed, and when I looked at it, I knew that it was at least a serious injury such as a fracture.
"Come on, little rabbit, feed you the medicine, it won't hurt if you eat it." ”
After speaking, Luo Xiaojuan stuffed the golden pill into the mouth of the little white rabbit.
"Bang, bang......"
With the sound of staggered bones, I saw that the broken leg of the little white rabbit gradually returned to its original state.
After a while, only to hear a plop, the little white rabbit jumped out of Luo Xiaojuan's arms and jumped out of the door.
"Wow-"
Witnessing the miracle happening, the new students couldn't help but be amazed.
"Hehe, you have seen it all, if you also want to suffer less in the future battles, then you must learn the course of 'alchemy' well.
Okay, now you can refine a five-qi gold creation pill by yourself, let's try it......"
Speaking of this, Luo Xiaojuan pointed at Fan Tianjiu with her hand and said:
"Xiao Jiujiu, you go and take out the box of 'Jade Emperor's boogers', three per person, and distribute them all to everyone. ”
When Fan Tianjiu heard this, his brows suddenly jumped, and he exclaimed:
"Ah——?! what are you talking about?!"