Chapter 14 The Altar of Life and Death, the Couplet!
Everyone was stunned for a while, and after reacting violently, their jaws shattered instantly!
"Click-"
"Click-"
"Click-"
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"Did I hallucinate? This magic stick said to pick ...... Four!?"
"I heard it too, like...... It's really Liu Ling who said it!"
"Are we all dreaming?......
Seeing the bewildered and sluggish expressions of the celebrities, Liu Ling had to repeat it word by word.
"I-to-pick-four-one!"
"Nima! I heard you absolutely right. He said he was going to pick four...... Baume & Mercier!"
The crowd boiled for a while, and the pot exploded.
"Damn, this is the rhythm of heaven!"
"Quick...... Run, someone is pretending to be forced, there is going to be thunder in the sky!"
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Your identity as a god stick has been exposed, just be a man with your tail between your legs, what are you oiling?
Concubine Qiu Ning saw that Liu Ling not only jumped into the fire pit, but also added a fierce fire herself, and the delicate jade face immediately smiled.
"Big man, you have plagued me for a few years, and finally you are merciful and willing to let me go. Good man!"
The four middle-aged men also laughed instantly, and almost fainted to the ground.
One of them, a poet named Wei Bei, fearing that Liu Ling would repent, instantly shouted: "Quick, put on the platform of life and death!"
Then he was afraid that Liu Ling would run away, so he grabbed Liu Ling's sleeve.
Those celebrities and gentlemen also watched the excitement and didn't think it was a big deal, and after a stick of incense, the life and death platform had been placed.
The three deputy pavilion masters, the poet Qingshuang, the Buddhist master Xingyun Zen Master, and the "Xue Divine Doctor" Xue Qing were also invited.
Knowing that the life and death platform was placed here, and it was Liu Ling who went up, and it was still one to four, Qingshuang Layman, Divine Doctor Xue Qing and Xingyun Zen Master all looked at Liu Ling with a confused expression.
What kind of wind is this kid smoking? It's hard to pick up a life, but you have to do it to death?
The table of life and death has been set, and the celebrities have begun to place bets.
This is a tradition attached to the life and death platform, betting on bets, who is optimistic about whom to press, and this gambling game is generally made by Tianhuan Money.
Tianhuan Qianzhuang, a wealthy force, provides financial support for the Baume & Mercier Pavilion, so the three deputy hall masters such as Zen Master Xingyun also turn a blind eye to this.
At this time, a talker from Tianhuan Money Village stood up, but it was a very beautiful woman.
This is Tang Rong, the second lady of Tianhuan Qianzhuang.
Although Tang Rong is skinny and charming, her personality is as big as a boy, and she likes to hang out with people in the market, especially gambling.
The owner of the village was also extremely helpless, but he also had to hand over the gambling business of Tianhuan Money Village to Tang Rong to take care of.
"Buy and leave, fake one penalty 10! Liu Ling is one pick four on the stage of life and death today! Buy Liu Ling to win one and lose 100, buy the other four to win 100 and lose one!"
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Hearing Liu Ling's miserable odds, the celebrities and gentlemen suddenly had a black line.
This is a completely one-sided odds, they have lived for most of their lives, and it is the first time they have seen it!
However, although I know that I can't win much if I bet on Liu Ling to lose, I won't lose money!
If you buy tens of thousands of gold coins, you can also earn a hundred. If you have a fortune of hundreds of millions of gold coins, you can even make millions of dollars steadily!
Therefore, people who are not optimistic about Liu Ling have taken out a large number of treasures, ready to make a big deal, so that they can make money!
"I bet on Liu Ling to lose, 20,000 gold coins!"
"I also bet on Liu Ling to lose, 100,000 gold coins!"
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Almost all of the following pressed Liu Ling to lose.
"I'll press a three-pin pill Tianxue Dan. โ
"I'm betting on a phoenix god vine grass!"
"I'll press a piece of Ancient Green Dragon Jade!"
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The things taken out became more and more precious, and the treasures at the bottom of the pressing box were taken out.
With such low odds, if you want to make a profit, you must press the big one hard.
Anyway, it's almost a sure win, and the bigger the cost, the more income there must be!
And although the odds on Liu Ling's side are extremely high, who would think that Liu Ling can win?
Except for three or five celebrities who were quite good with Liu Ling before, they bet on Liu Ling, and no one is optimistic about him.
And Concubine Qiu Ning thought about it, and finally bet on an ancestral phoenix blood jade to go up, betting on Liu Ling to win.
She didn't by any means hope that Liu Ling could win, she just wanted to use this precious phoenix blood jade to break the fortune and eliminate the disaster.
As long as Liu Ling can fail and leave the Baume & Mercier Pavilion, she will be willing to lose this phoenix blood jade!
Tang Rong, who was the owner of the Heavenly Fantasy Money Village, saw this kind of scene, and her elegant jade face was also gloomy!
She deliberately made Liu Ling's odds so high, but she didn't expect that no one was willing to buy Liu Ling to win.
And most of the people took out the treasures at the bottom of the box to bet on Liu Ling to lose, this time the Heavenly Fantasy Money Village is afraid that it will lose to Grandma's house!
Tang Rong and Liu Ling used to mess around, and the two can even be said to be fox friends and dog friends.
Tang Rong immediately attached to Liu Ling's ear and exhaled Youlan: "Brother, although I also know that you are a waste, but today you must stimulate the power of the desolation in your body!"
Even if you win one game, I can make a lot of money. Otherwise, my dad and I won't be able to explain it!"
Tang Rong had tears on her face, and she sent Liu Ling to kneel.
Liu Ling also twitched the corners of his mouth.
Nima!
Was Lao Tzu seen so badly?
"Liu Ling, come to power! As you wish, there will be a total of three battles. Our two poets take the lead!"
The two poets who spoke were Lin Gui and Wei Bei.
These two were originally famous teachers and were one of the eight apprentices of Zhang Shangui, a strange man in Kunshan.
Zhang Shangui is a reclusive poet, and the eight apprentices are also well-known.
However, Lin Gui and Wei Bei were misbehaved and dissolute.
Zhang Shangui later reprimanded him again and again, but these two people did not change their lives.
And Lin Gui and Wei Bei's brothers have always been inseparable, and they are both on the same page when they bet with others, and they did not deliberately bully Liu Ling with a large number of people.
Liu Ling walked on the stage of life and death with an expressionless face.
"Steward Lu, serve a drink. Give 'Master Liu' a strong fight!"
Lin Gui, Wei Bei waved his hand, and their housekeeper surnamed Lu immediately brought a drink to Liu Ling.
Liu Ling didn't want to waste time, so he directly picked up what looked like a teacup and drank it all.
"Poofโ"
Before he could enter his throat, Liu Ling was suddenly choked by a spicy smell.
"Nima!
Lin Guiwei suddenly laughed.
"Master Liu, the drinks on the stage of life and death have always been wine, you won't be beaten by the royal family and even forget about this, right?"
Liu Ling rolled his eyes angrily.
"Compare poems, huh? Come on, one for one person. I can't write you guys!"
Lin Gui and the others took a drink of the wine glass, and said with a hearty smile: "Liu Ling, although you and I are poets, we may not have to write poems and lyrics to distinguish between high and low, this time we will compare...... The two of us make three couplets, as long as you can match them, even if you win!"
"Pairs?"
Liu Ling's eyes sank, and his pupils shrank.
Poets are not only good at writing poems, they are good at poetry and songs, and they are also a kind of test of talent for pairs.
But I'm afraid of a yarn?
Isn't the pair a couplet from a previous life?
There are a lot of strange couplets on the earth, even if you can't find the opposite, it's a big deal to directly possess Su Shi, and you won't be able to die!
"Get out of your uplink!"
Liu Ling put his hands behind his back and said lightly.
Lin Gui stared at the wine glass that Liu Ling had been drinking just now, and suddenly had a flash of inspiration, stroking his palms and laughing.
"Listen! One Lu character has two mouths, the same color tea and wine, I don't know which mouth drinks tea, I don't know which mouth drinks wine. โ
After listening to Shanglian, the celebrities couldn't help but be stunned, and then instantly burst into laughter.
Nima: This Lin Gui is really bad, this Shanglian is simply amazing!
"One Lu character and two mouths", this Lu character obviously refers to the housekeeper surnamed Lu who served his wine.
The same color tea and wine and the last two sentences, it is clear that they are ridiculing Liu Ling after being beaten into a waste dog by the royal family, and there is no distinction between tea and wine, and I don't know whether to drink tea or wine with my mouth?
This uplink can be said to portray Liu Ling's hillbilly vulgarity to the fullest, and it is three points!
"Lin Gui, you are really a hurtful grandfather! Your kid is also broken-hearted, haha!"
"I have suffered countless losses in my life, but the damage is so subtle and flavorful, and the old man is also willing to bow to the wind!
"I'll go, it's really a lewd talent! Lin Gui, you want Liu Ling to die directly in shame!"
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