Chapter 15 The same color turtle and turtle

The people below were already happy, laughing and clutching their stomachs, and the tea was squirting out!

Lin Gui also had a flash of inspiration to get this good sentence, and his heart was suddenly extremely proud, and his eyebrows danced on his face.

"Liu Ling, right!"

Lin Gui spread his hands jokingly, and the celebrities below also looked at Liu Ling as if they were watching a joke.

Right?

What's wrong with this Nima?

It's not hard to match this couplet, but the sarcasm in this couplet is the essence!

Liu Ling can be said to have been ridiculed so bloody, and now I'm afraid he wants to find a crack in the ground to get into.

My face is swollen!

Right, yes, yes!

Liu Ling didn't care, his closed eyes opened, and the next link was thrown out directly.

"One two words, two words, two ......"

Nima!

Many celebrities and even three deputy hall owners fell down from the chairs, and the tea in their mouths squirted out directly!

People "one Lu character and two mouths" are talking about the housekeeper surnamed Lu who makes you indistinguishable from tea and wine, where are you going to do this "one two words and two ones"?

A two-word word?

Do you want to say that you are very two?

My face hurt from being beaten by someone just now, and it wasn't swollen enough? Now I slapped myself in two mouths?

This "one two words two one" describes yourself very appropriately!

Ignoring the ridicule of everyone, Liu Ling completed the next link in one go.

"One two words two one, the same color turtle and turtle, I don't know which one is a turtle, I don't know which one is a turtle!"

As soon as the next link came out, the smiles on the faces of the celebrities instantly froze, and then they were stunned.

The same color turtle and turtle, what is this trying to say?

- Not true!

Turtles, turtles, farewells?

Lin Gui, Wei Bei!

Nima!

This is scolding Lin Gui, Wei Bei, one is a turtle, and the other is a king!

Everyone reacted, and immediately burst into laughter, and the case was amazing!

"Liu Ling, you are really crooked!"

"This joint loss is worse than Lin Gui, more ruthless, and more desperate! I have opened my eyes today. ”

"He's so beautiful! He hurt you hillbilly, and you directly scolded the two of them for being turtle bastards, this is a joint ...... Absolutely!"

", slap Liu! I was so drunk yesterday that I didn't even support the door, so I'll serve you!"

......

Those who watched the excitement laughed back and forth.

"One Lu character has two mouths, the same color tea and wine, I don't know which mouth drinks tea, I don't know which mouth drinks. ”

"One two words two one, the same color turtle and turtle, I don't know which one is a turtle, I don't know which one is a turtle!"

They originally thought that Lin Gui's upper link had been damaged to the extreme, but they didn't expect Liu Ling's lower link to clear the clouds and mist, and even see the sky!

not only said that Lin Gui and Wei Bei were turtles and the other were Wang Ba, but also scolded them for being two people.

No, they're not even two. "One two words two one", two people together can reach the threshold of two!

It's ...... Absolutely!

Lin Gui, Wei Bei didn't expect to be fucked instead of pretending to be forced, and his face was as ugly as eating a dead fly.

I'm afraid that both of them will be ridiculed in the future wearing the hat of the turtle king bastard!

The laughter lasted for a long time before it stopped slightly, and then Wei Bei said with a blue face: "Huangkou Xiaoer, listen to the second couplet." ”

"Zhang longbow, riding a horse, piano and pipa, the eight kings are on top, and fighting alone!"

As soon as the upper link came out, the laughter stopped abruptly!

The playful smiles on people's faces also came to an abrupt end, and their pupils couldn't help but shrink at this uplink.

It's a subtle couplet, it's amazing! And it's clear that every sentence has a source.

Lin Gui, Wei Bei, a total of eight brothers, apprenticed in the famous mountain Kunshan, and studied under the strange man Zhang Shangu.

Zhang Shangui is a master of poetry, and he loves to ride horses upside down in his life, which is amazing to the world.

Zhang Longbow rode on horseback, apparently posing for their division.

And the pipa has eight king characters on it.

The king was clearly boasting on the top, elevating their senior brothers and eight people to be as awe-inspiring as the eight kings.

And Liu Ling is just a clown jumping off the beam, he doesn't need other brothers to do it at all, and his Lin Gui's single battle is enough to make Liu Ling speechless and embarrassed!

The ingenuity of this uplink can really be said to be unique for a while, which makes people impressed and breathtaking!

It can be said that this is extremely difficult and of a very high level! Liu Ling ...... this time Hanging!

"This uplink...... It's so ingenious, it's hard, it's hard, it's hard!"

"There are mysteries in every word, and there is a source in every sentence, this Wei Bei is worthy of being a disciple of Zhang Shangui, and he is talented and strong!"

"Alas, I still want to see more of it, it's going to be lively, it's just a little interesting, and it's over directly......"

......

As soon as everyone came to be interested, Wei Bei directly threw off such a sentence that was difficult to get to the blue sky, and some spectators shook their heads and sighed lightly.

The magic stick in their eyes somehow made a witty match today, and their emotions had just been mobilized, and they thought of this and poured a basin of cold water on it.

Not to mention Liu Ling in this Shanglian, even they thought that none of them came out right.

It can be said that this competition is just about to get better and usher in a climax, and it will be over directly, and it will be gone......

My pants are all off, you show me this?

It's also a bit of a disappointment!

I'm afraid this round of life and death is over!

Wei Bei obviously wants to use the words of this couplet to redeem the dignity of the previous couplet!

"Stinky boy, our division is famous, how can you be a country man, a native chicken and a vulgar dog?

Liu Ling pursed his mouth, "Zhang Shan's predecessor was wise and wise, and he never thought that he would teach you two unscrupulous people. Today, I will teach Mr. Zhang Shangui a lesson!"

Before the voice falls, the next link will come out!

"Fake people, attack dragon clothes, ghosts and ghosts, four little ghosts and ghosts, and take it when you put your hands together. ”

As soon as the next link came out, the celebrities and gentlemen were stunned, and then the four were shocked and cheered!

"Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, good, right!"

Qingshuang Jushi's face turned red in an instant, clapping his hands in amazement, and he was full of praise!

There was even a commotion in all directions, and the blue muscles on his face burst out, and he was addicted!

"I'll rub it, the cow will break!"

"This is the next link...... Absolutely!"

"Liu Ling, you are really a genius!"

"This coupling is really wonderful, every word is beautiful! So ingenious, interesting, the old man has taken the oil!"

......

They originally thought that with the difficulty of this link, Liu Ling was afraid that he would only be speechless and admit defeat by putting his pen down.

Unexpectedly, Liu Ling came as soon as he opened his mouth.

And it's so neat and beautiful!

Wei Bei said that they were famous, but Liu Ling said that "fake people, attack dragon clothes", satirizing the two of them as hypocritical and filthy, wearing dragon clothes, they are also turtles and turtles.

They thought that they were as high as the Eight Kings, but in Liu Ling's eyes, Lin Guiwei Bei, together with the four people who were a monk and a doctor who were looking for provocations, were just four little ghosts who were difficult to get on the stage, not worth mentioning, why bother?

If you dare to offend today, I will take it with my hands together, and destroy it with my hands turned over!

This disdain, this contempt, this contempt, simply sees the two as ...... What a piece of!

This linkage can be said to be so scared that Wei Bei is going to spurt out old blood!