Chapter 73: Two or Three Things After Returning Home
At the door of a certain community, Mumu put away his mobile phone, but the joy on his face could not be hidden, and there was no way that he could soar in the air effortlessly from now on.
Approaching the door of the house, Mu Mu suddenly turned around a little nervously, and said to Mu Yuxin: "It's the first time I've taken a girl home, and I don't have much experience, so don't help it for a while." ”
Mu Yuxin waved her hand impatiently and said, "Don't ink, or I'll go back." ”
Mu Mu hurriedly grabbed her, forced a smile and said, "Okay, okay, I'll see you in a while." ”
"Knock Knock"
"Who's coming?" Mama Mu replied in a loud voice.
Mother Mu opened the door, and immediately saw her son, who she hadn't seen for more than ten days, standing outside the door. Mother Mu was overjoyed, and then asked questioningly, "What about the girlfriend you brought?"
When Mu Mu heard this, his heart jumped, and he hurriedly retorted: "It's a female classmate, a female classmate!"
"Yes, yes, girl, okay, what about that person?" asked Mother Mu with sharp eyes.
Mu Mu flashed, revealing Mu Yuxin, who was blocked, and said, "Oh, it's not here." ”
Mu Yuxin was not stage frightened, she took a step forward, was generous, and introduced herself politely: "Auntie, hello, my name is Mu Yuxin, I am a classmate of Mumu, I am a lot of disturbances when I came this time, please forgive me." ”
"Ahh
"Ahem," Kimu reminded with a constant cough.
"Ah, please come in, come in. Mother Mu reacted and hurriedly beckoned Mu Yuxin to enter the door, but Mu Mu was ignored by Hua Hua.
After Mu's mother led Mu Yuxin into the door, she served tea and snacks, and Mu's father also took apples and pears in the west.
When everything is done, everyone sits together and talks freely. Mother Mu said politely: "I'll call you Xin'er, I really didn't expect you to have the same surname as our Mumu." ”
Mu Yuxin corrected euphemistically: "Auntie, I am the Mu of love, the rain on a rainy day, the fragrance of flowers." ”
"Oh, I'm sorry, I made a mistake. Mother Mu said a little embarrassed, and then she asked tentatively: "Xin'er, tell you the truth to Auntie, did Xiaomu hire you?" ”
Mu Mu was shocked and shouted, "Mom, what nonsense are you talking about, what are you hired." ”
Mother Mu sneered and said angrily: "You think your mother doesn't watch the news, it's so foolish, right?" It's been reported on the news that a young man wants to fool his parents, so he spends money to hire a temporary girlfriend, do you want to do this too? ”
In fact, Mother Mu is still secretly annoyed in her heart, you said that you stinky boy hire a girlfriend, why do you want to harm other people's junior high school students or high school students, you are simply mutilating the flowers of the motherland, look at how cute and well-behaved Xin'er is, I hope you don't use lollipops to trick her, otherwise the old lady will break your legs.
Mu Mu chuckled in his heart, his eyes were a little flustered, and he said without hesitation: "Hu ...... Nonsense, how can there be such a thing, this is all on the news, and it cannot happen in reality. ”
After speaking, Mu Mu also looked at Mu Yuxin with a pleading look, hoping that she could explain.
Everyone in the family looked at Mu Yuxin, and when Mu Yuxin saw this, she suddenly looked at Mu Mu with an apologetic look, which made Mu Mu's heart beat wildly, and she intuitively felt that something bad was going to happen.
Sure enough, Mu Yuxin said with some guilt: "I'm sorry, Mumu, you see that Auntie knows everything, so ......"
"You know what the hell, she's just cheating. Didn't we say okay?" Kime cried out in despair.
Mother Mu said with an unkind face: "What did you say? ”
Kime let out a breath, as if his energy had been drained, and lay lazily on the chair, looking loveless.
Mother Mu was about to question Mu Mu, but Mu Yuxin spoke, "Uncle, aunt, can you listen to me." ”
Mu's mother still has a good impression of Mu Yuxin, and she said in a big way: "Xin'er, don't cover Xiaomu." If you have any grievances, Auntie will help you decide. ”
Mu Yuxin thanked her, and then said, "Actually, Mu Mu did come to me before and asked me to pretend to be a female classmate. He begged so hard, and I couldn't help it, who made him my student. Actually, don't look at me like this, in fact, I am no longer a student, I am already a professor. ”
"What?" Mu Mu's family looked at Mu Yuxin with wide eyes, obviously unable to believe this.
"Uncle, auntie, don't you believe me? Mu Yuxin said and took out stacks of certificates from her bag and put them on the table.
"Master's degree certificates, doctoral degree certificates, higher education teacher qualification certificates, even patent certificates, award certificates, are all true. Oh my God, that's a lot. Mother Mu trembled through the various certificates, and her heart had already turned upside down.
Father Mu also said with a look of awe: "That means you are a teacher at Xiaomu School, right?" ”
Mu Yuxin nodded calmly.
"Wocao, when did she become my teacher, you are pretending to be a little too much. Kime roared inwardly.
"Oh, so you're a professor, you're young, that's amazing. No, I'll have to go buy some food and treat it well. It's also to blame Xiaomu, I don't make a phone call when I come, let me know, it's true. Mother Ki said as she complained to Kime.
Mu Mu stood up directly and said, "I'll go buy it." With that, Mume hurriedly slipped away.
"Well, do you know what to buy?" shouted Mother Mu behind her.
It's a pity that Mume has long since disappeared.
Mume wandered aimlessly around the streets, looking absent-minded, and had no intention of going grocery shopping.
After shopping for a long time, Mumu was still empty, but he didn't plan to buy groceries, so he just spent a point to exchange for a deluxe version of the bun package.
So, Mumu had a lot of big bags and small bags in his hand, and he returned home in a hurry.
When Mother Mu saw this, she immediately said with an ugly face: "This is the 'dish' you bought, it's noon, not morning, do you understand." Alas, it seems that I will have to go there myself. ”
Mu Mu was unconvinced: "Isn't it the Lantern Festival today, isn't the Lantern Festival going to eat dumplings? Besides, if these things were placed in ancient times, I am afraid that even the emperor would not be blessed to enjoy them." ”
Father Mu originally planned to come forward to help, but when he heard this, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he complained: "How poor the ancient emperor was, he couldn't even afford to eat steamed buns." ”
At this time, Mu Yuxin stepped forward to relieve the siege and said: "Uncle and aunt, don't underestimate these bun sets, this is made by a special grandmaster, and ordinary people really can't eat it." ”
After speaking, Mu Yuxin added in her heart, not only ordinary people can't eat it, but even I am reluctant to eat it.
Mu's mother and Mu's father obviously don't know when a special grandmaster came near their community, but the girls have said so, and they can't refute it, and looking at the amount of buns in Xiaomu's hand, it is enough for a group of people to eat, and if it is not solved now, it will be a bit of a waste.
Mu's mother said to Mu Yuxin embarrassedly: "Xin'er, I'm really sorry, it's rare for you to come here, and you even let you eat this kind of bun, it's all to blame Xiaomu's stinky boy." Don't worry, wait for the evening Auntie will cook you a table of good dishes. ”
Mu Yuxin said obediently: "No need Auntie, it's good." ”
Mu Mu secretly slandered: "Of course, how much is the food bought outside worth, is it worth 10 million?"
Soon, buns, dumplings, chaos, fried and other things were placed on the table, and even the coffee table next to it was full, which was enough to see that the food exchanged by the system was increased without increasing the price.
After the second elder really tasted the steamed buns, he was full of praise for these foods, and Mu's mother asked Mu Mu: "Where is that grandmaster, I will go to him to buy steamed buns in the future." ”
Mu Mu blinked, and casually made up: "Ah this, that grandmaster has a very strange temper, and he always only looks at his mood when making steamed buns, and he doesn't sell them to ordinary people." It's only me, he will give face, and if you want to eat in the future, just look for me. ”
After the meal, Mu's mother pulled Mumu downstairs under the pretext of taking out the garbage.
Mother Mu said ambiguously: "How long have you been developing?"
"Mom, what are you talking about? Mu Mu asked puzzled.
"I thought this girl was good, I thought she was a high school student, but I didn't expect that she was already a professor. Not to mention that she is beautiful and well-behaved, she is also knowledgeable, such a girl, you have to cherish it. Mother Mu said in a tone of a passer-by.
"Ah, by the way, school starts tomorrow, so I'm going back to school today, so I'll go upstairs and get ready. "Kime fled in the wilderness.
Mu Mu secretly said in his heart: "What kind of ecstasy soup did that violent Lori pour you, let you say good things like this, and be well-behaved, I have never seen her well-behaved." ”