Chapter 74: If You Didn't Sell You'd Be the Protagonist

After some chatter and fragmented words, Mumu said goodbye to his parents and embarked on the journey back to school.

On the way, Mu Yuxin said with a smile on her face: "Your parents are really enthusiastic." ”

Mu Mu pursed his lips and agreed, "Yes, yes, but I think it's mainly your false testimony that shocked them. ”

"Do you think those are false testimonies?" Mu Yuxin asked rhetorically.

Mu Mu said as a matter of course: "Needless to say, taking out so many at once to pretend to be forced must be fake, and it won't be wrong." ”

Mu Yuxin said lightly: "So you think so." So be it, let's separate here, and I'll come to you next time I do a mission. ”

After speaking, Mu Yuxin walked away without taking a single cloud with her.

"Those documents are real. When Mu Yuxin's back was about to disappear, such a voice came from Mu Mu's ears.

"Really? Is she really a professor at our school?" Kime shook his head, a little incredulous.

Looking at the cars coming and going on the roadside, the wide roads, the tall buildings, the scattered stalls, and the smell of the air mixed with exhaust fumes, Mu Mu couldn't help but feel a little abruptly out of the world.

Counting his experiences in the past half month, he suddenly found that most of his vacation time was spent on the road. Nima, is there a more tragic and boring holiday than this?

While lamenting that he didn't enjoy the holidays, Kime also jogged back to school. By the time he arrived at the school, the sun was about to set.

Watching the sun set, Kime turned into the cafeteria, packed a dinner, and brought it back to the dormitory.

"Wocao, you actually ordered takeout, and there is a chicken!" Mumu opened the door of the dormitory, and saw that everyone in the dormitory had arrived, and the table was full of takeout boxes, and the unscrupulous roommates were dividing the roast chicken with relish.

"Yo, Thirteen is here, it's really time, and there's a piece of chicken for you to keep. The big fat Li Fei grabbed a piece of chicken in the bag and said to Mu Mu.

Mu Mu looked at Li Fei's unpleasant look, so he politely refused: "No need, you can eat, I'll still eat." ”

Mu Mu took two mouthfuls of the rice in the box and asked, "Why are you so corrupt and rich today?"

Zhang Wei ate the last bite of chicken, and said unsatisfied: "Then you have to ask Adi, this guy suddenly became very generous today, invited us to dinner, and ordered a roast chicken, it is estimated that he is developed." ”

The others echoed suit.

"Okay, everyone has eaten, and Thirteen is back, Adi, now I can share with you your path to making a fortune. Li Fei couldn't wait to ask.

Zhou Di straightened his clothes, and said with a trembling but mysterious face: "Do you know? I am the first pot of gold I earned on Daqingshan." ”

"What is it? Duan Kun said eagerly.

The rest of the people also looked at Zhou Di in unison.

Zhou Di saw that everyone's interest was picked to a high place, and he didn't sell it, and said with a smile: "I dug up a bamboo shoot on Daqing Mountain, and then sold it for more than 10,000 yuan." ”

When everyone heard this, they fell silent for a while.

Duan Kun was the first to jump up and scold: "You are a weak soul, you tricked me into selling bamboo rats last year, I really believed it stupidly, and this year he wants to trick me into digging bamboo shoots." No, I'm going to have to cut you up. ”

While speaking, Duan Kun stepped forward and hugged Zhou Di and gave a cordial greeting.

"Brother Kun, spare your life, what the little brother said this time is true. Zhou Di was pressed under him and said pitifully.

Li Fei came over and persuaded, "Let him finish his words first, Ah Kun." ”

Duan Kun got up, pretended to be fierce, and said viciously to Zhou Di: "Look what do you want to say this time? ”

Zhou Di waved his hand again and again, and said sincerely: "This time it's true, I really dug up a bamboo shoot, and then sold it, making more than 10,000 yuan, and the person who sold it, you should also know." ”

"Who? I don't know your relatives. Duan Kun said angrily.

Zhou Di smiled mysteriously and said slowly: "It's Ye Fan, it's the one who is very popular in the TV series." ”

"Poof!" Kime squirted out the rice in his mouth, but fortunately no one sat directly across from Kime.

Mu Mu asked in surprise: "Is it Ye Fan who acted in the Xianxia drama before the Chinese New Year?"

"yes, yes. Zhou Di nodded vigorously.

"Phew. Duan Kun looked disdainful and retorted: "You want to say that other big stars have a hole in their brains to ask you to buy bamboo shoots, right?" Wocao, can you make up stories more reliably, who the hell will believe your nonsense. ”

"Hey, you don't really believe me. What I said is true, I even took a picture with him, and there are photos on my phone. Saying that, Zhou Di took out his mobile phone, clicked on the photos in the album, and handed them to everyone.

Everyone stepped forward to take a look, and really saw Zhou Di and Ye Fan standing side by side, while Ye Fan was holding a thing similar to a bamboo shoot in his hand.

"No...... It can't be PS. Duan Kun was suspicious.

"Your PS technology is so high, this is a real photo, you can go and identify it." Zhou Di said confidently, because this was originally true.

The group looked at it carefully, studied it for a long time, and finally came to the conclusion that this photo was real.

Zhou Di smiled with satisfaction: "I'll just say it, it's true, you still don't believe it." ”

Mu Mu touched Zhou Di and asked, "You sold that bamboo shoot for more than 10,000 yuan?"

"yes. Hearing someone ask himself, Zhou Di suddenly raised his eyebrows.

It turned out that one day during the winter vacation, Zhou Di accompanied his family to Daqingshan to watch, and when he saw someone digging bamboo shoots on the mountain, he was also interested, but his parents did not allow it, but this still could not stop his plan to dig bamboo shoots. So, Zhou Di took advantage of his parents' inattention, asked someone to borrow a shovel, found a place where no one was, and dug it alone.

Not to mention, Zhou Di's luck is good, he can dig up bamboo shoots in a random place. The overjoyed Zhou Di wanted to go back and show off to his family, but he didn't expect to meet Ye Fan, a big star, halfway, and Ye Fan should have brought his girlfriend to play and go on a tour.

Originally, Zhou Di planned to go up to sign an autograph and take a group photo, but he didn't expect Ye Fan to stop him first and ask him if he had any intention of selling this bamboo shoot. Of course, Zhou Di agreed, on the one hand, this is his favorite idol, and on the other hand, he has money to take it, isn't it.

And Ye Fan was very happy when he saw that Zhou Di was willing to sell, and then he took out a stack of banknotes from his wallet and handed it to Zhou Di. Zhou Di's head was a little dizzy at that time, and he took a photo with the idol in a daze, and walked to the mountainside in a daze.

When he came back to his senses, looking at the stack of banknotes, he almost had the urge to burst into tears, this was the first pot of gold he earned in addition to the New Year's money, although this money was a little inexplicable, according to common sense, bamboo shoots are not worth so much money. Zhou Di thought, maybe it's because other celebrities are rich and rich, and they don't have bad money, isn't there a good saying, I'm happy to buy a thousand dollars?

After listening to Zhou Di's narration, the corners of Mu Mu's mouth twitched, this routine is a little familiar. Then, he kept looking at Zhou Di, could it be that this guy is also a master of good luck, but seeing that Zhou Di couldn't find the north for 10,000 yuan, he knew that this guy was a supporting role in sending treasures to pig's feet, even if there was a good treasure, he would definitely sell it as a bamboo shoot. This is still the conscientious pig's feet of Ye Fan, if you meet a villain, it is estimated that being robbed directly is the best ending.

"I decided that after school on Friday, let's go to Daqingshan. Duan Kun got up and proposed.

"Well, it's not a big deal anyway, so let's go check it out. Li Fei thought about it and agreed.

The rest of the people also had a dispensable attitude, so they went to Daqingshan to inspect and was listed as a collective activity in the dormitory.