Nine, your flight attendants are really delicious

41、

If I were in the original time and space, I would be so desperate that I would commit suicide.

But now, apart from shock and loss, all I have left is nausea, intense nausea!

I felt sick like never before, rushed to the bathroom, and vomited violently. It was a kind of vomiting that searched the intestines and scraped the stomach---- the stomach was empty, and what came out was bitter yellow bile water.

Tears blurred my vision.

I'm not sad about my husband cheating on this plane, but I strongly miss my husband in another plane. My husband ---- my real husband, will he have an affair with another woman behind my dear love? I'm sure he won't. But now, in my original time and space, a person from another time and space, and my husband and I will inevitably have intimate acts, just like I am in this time and space---- I have given my chastity to my husband in another time and space in a daze.

I have to admit that after I realized the exchange of time and space, I still deceived myself and indulged myself, both because of strong vanity, but also because of the nature of women---- once the body is handed over to a man, then even the heart will be delivered. In other words, in addition to vanity, deep down I may have fallen in love with my husband in this plane, because, after all, he is exactly the same as the person I love deeply, or even more so.

However, he trampled on that vague and hazy love!

I stepped onto the balcony and was baptized by the rising sun, as if I were facing a believer in God's blessing, and I confessed my sins!

But I'm glad that my heart is still pure and beautiful.

I suddenly wanted to hear the familiar melody, the unbridled melody, and the simple but profound lyrics.

I searched the internet for "little apple".

The webpage shows technology and wealth information such as Apple mobile phones, Newton's apples, apple cultivation, apple origins, apple market quotes, etc., except for the song "Little Apple".

I called the radio emotional hotline and called "Little Apple" on demand.

"This listener, by listening to your voice, you can guess that you are a beautiful and elegant lady, that you must have a life of leisure and abundance, that your husband must be a successful man, all of this comes from my judgment of your graceful and luxurious voice. It's my pleasure to dedicate a song to such a near-perfect goddess as you, and it's an honor to love you like a diamond on our 'Love You Like a Diamond' emotional hotline." But, unfortunately, we haven't included this song here yet. But it doesn't matter, the songs on demand of such a goddess as you must be world-famous songs that are well-known overseas, and may not have landed in the domestic music scene yet, we will contact the world's top song CLUB as soon as possible, and strive to provide you with your unique 'little apple' ...... in China as soon as possible."

42、

After two days of leisure and affluence, I boarded an international flight from Beijing to New York.

During these two days of leisure and abundance, I still maintained a loving relationship with my husband in this plane, as if nothing had happened. However, my thoughtful husband bought me an expensive California apple that arrived by air in 12 hours from the United States, and I pretended to be grateful to tears.

The plane roared, raising its proud head into the blue sky and white clouds.

I heard a moan of passion and satisfaction.

Close your open mouth---- In order to equalize the air pressure inside and outside the eardrum, please open your mouth slightly when the plane takes off and takes off---- I began to smile and walk around the cabin. I heard another moan of passion and contentment, and as I looked at it, two middle-aged men with squinting eyes and self-absorbed caught my attention. The older one had long hair parted in the middle, a wide nose fluttering, and a big mouth that didn't know what to hum, while the other was a little younger and a little handsome, but with an evil air and cynical look. Their hands were clasped together and placed on the armrests of their seats, as if rubbing against each other, and as if they were beating the beat. Occasionally, a moan came out of their mouths.

Could it be that this is a pair of GAY?

I looked away in embarrassment and walked over to a passenger who had raised his hand.

"Hello, what can I do for you?" I asked, smiling, my white-gloved hands clasped to the right of my abdomen, which was the liver, and if it weren't for the bright smile, people would think I had liver pain.

A cup of water, a cup of tea, and a cup of coffee. The passenger's hand shook in the air, and the world-famous Vacheron Constantin on his wrist glittered with diamonds.

"Would you like three drinks alone, Sir?" I asked, smiling, my hand continuing to cover my liver.

"What do you mean, do you mean that I want more, do you mean that I take advantage of a small advantage, do you mean that I am insatiable......" Vacheron Constantin pointed to my nose.

"Sir, your request is reasonable, I will send it to you at once, please wait a moment. I smiled and clutched my liver.

Also, pick up some of your plane snacks and I'll taste them. Vacheron Constantin shook again.

“Sir, that you have a good taste, we snack on board has distinguishing feature very much, hope you can satisfied, however, haven't to dinner time, there are several characteristics snacks to be Heated, please patience to wait a few minutes?

"It's not meal time, do you mean, I made an unreasonable request. Vacheron Constantin smacked hard in the air, "You are too uncultivated, how can you blame God's demand." Call your captain, I won't talk to someone like you who has no identity!"

"Sir, you are so handsome in English and Chinese, you are really too bold and straightforward, big brother, there is a fate to meet thousands of miles away, there is wine today and drunk tomorrow, let's drink two cups and play two handfuls when we get off the plane, what?" I imitated Yan'e's appearance, one hand crossed my waist, and the other hand was patted on the shoulder of "Vacheron Constantin".

"Hey----" Mr. Vacheron Constantin stood up suddenly, "Sister, what you say! I opened New York Xinxin gold, and if you have something to find me in the future, I will cover you!"

"Brother, what do you want to eat and drink, just order, don't eat on the plane!"

The purser came over with a dark face, gently pushed me aside, and then smiled and said gently to "Vacheron Constantin": "Sir, we will meet your request as soon as possible, for your safety, please sit down!"

Vacheron Constantin sat down obediently and pointed at me, "Your stewardess is so delicious." ”

I had a black line on my face.

"I beg your pardon for the poor service. The purser covered his liver and bowed slightly. Then she motioned with her eyes for me to follow her and walk to the operation room.

I smiled at the Vacheron Constantin, and the Vacheron Constantin diamond-set watch was held up again, and above the diamond's glow, there was a thumbs up.

In the operation room, the purser did not say anything, but prepared what "Vacheron Constantin" needed.

I obediently slapped my hand and asked nervously, "Purser, no, are you okay?"

"You!" the purser frowned, his face clouded.

My heart sank.

"It's really yours, what the hell is the idea, I really sweated for you just now!" the purser turned cloudy and smiled, "It's okay, as long as the passengers don't complain, we definitely won't make our own trouble." ”

"Thank you, Purser. ”

I pushed the food delivery cart into the cabin. The car was filled with drinks and hot and cold snacks, and the cabin was instantly filled with the smell of food.

"Little sister, we want it too!"

It seems that the scent has whetted the appetite of the passengers.

"Please wait. I smiled.

After settling into Vacheron Constantin, I scanned the cabin, looking for the passenger who had just ordered a meal.

"Here and here. “

The pair of "GAY" raised their hands, one for each person. I couldn't help but laugh, because these two hands have been holding together since they got on the plane, and now they are held together, inseparable, like chopsticks.

Chopsticks!

Isn't that pair of instant waves churning in the depths of my mind ---- "Chopsticks Brothers"!

I was so excited that my cheeks were crimson, I pushed the dining cart to them, bowed down, lowered my voice and smiled and asked, "I'm sorry, I take the liberty of asking, are you two chopsticks brothers?"

"I don't want chopsticks. He turned to his cynical companion and asked, "Do you want chopsticks?"

"OF COURSE! OF COURSE, OF COURSE, CHOPSTICKS ARE NEEDED TO EAT RICE!" THE CYNICAL COMPANION GLARED WIDE-EYED.

Looks like I'm thinking too much.

I smiled and walked over to the purser, "Purser, can you help me check the boarding list?"

"What?" the purser's eyes widened with wariness, "Is there a situation?"

The purser's nervousness infected me, and my muscles tensed.

"No, no situation. I said with a humble heart.

"No situation, what to check!" the purser reprimanded me in a low voice, but the smile on his face remained the same.

I thought about it, leaned into the purser's ear, and said mysteriously: "Don't panic, lest you startle the snake, I found that sitting there in the starboard window seems to be a pair of wanted criminals!"

"Well, I know what to do, I don't need you to teach me!"

The purser continued to smile, not seeing the slightest ripple in his heart. is worthy of being a purser, I have seen a lot of wind and waves in the rivers and lakes!

"Yes, yes, you are the purser, old Jianghu, you instruct me what to do next?"

"You hold the wanted criminal, I'll report to the captain. ”

Captain, it's broken! It's getting bigger.

It's really getting bigger!

The purser told me that the captain had an emergency meeting with the air police and safety officer on duty and reported the situation to the ground command center, which contacted the New York airport, which notified the airport police department and took precautions......

"So, what about the boarding list?" I asked. I just want the list.

"The list is only available in the ground airport and departure system, and they are looking at it. The purser replied.

I'm dizzy!

It takes 12 hours to fly from Zhongjing to New York, which is a long journey through the sky. It was also my first flight attendant trip.

However, my main duty is not to serve, but to monitor, to monitor that pair of "wanted criminals".

I was very worried about how I would explain my clever lies when the plane arrived in Hong Kong, and that paper could not contain the fire after all, and I could face jail time.

I'm also excited because these two people are so much like the "chopstick brothers" I was obsessed with in another plane.

Of course, in order not to be detected by the "wanted criminal", I naturally had to serve other passengers.

I was able to get a closer look at the "Wanted".

Their hands seem to be magnetic anodes and cathodes, as they are always glued together, and it's clear that they're beating the beat. Maybe it's my delusion, maybe it's the unbridled melody of "Little Apple" that comes to mind as soon as I see them, and I always feel that the speed of the beat is surprisingly consistent with the "Little Apple" I hum in my heart. I would stare at these two hands for a long time, in a daze with their beat. Fortunately, they always squinted and reveled in their own world, otherwise my identity as "surveillance" would have been exposed.

The purser gently touched me with his elbow as he passed me, and I pulled my eyes out of the beat as if dreaming, and smiled apologetically at the purser. The purser walked past me quietly, as if nothing had happened.

While the passengers were leaning back on their seats and falling asleep, the two men actually stood up from their seats at the same time, their hands glued.

At that time, I was closest to them---- which was a must---- so I quickly got up from the flight attendant's seat, walked over gently, smiled and asked them, "Hello, is there anything you need help with?"

"Oh, where's the bathroom?" they both squinted.

"Please come with me, sir. I reached out and made the standard guiding gesture.

Then, with my hands on my liver, my chest and abdomen straightened, and with a smile on my face, I walked in front with graceful steps, leading the way for a pair of squinting men and taking them to the toilet.

My elegant stewardess thought to herself: these two won't go into the bathroom together!

When I got to the bathroom, I took two more steps forward, then turned backwards and faced them, "Here we go, sir, please come in." I made a standard guiding gesture and walked back to my seat.

On the way, I looked back curiously and saw that these two big men actually squeezed into the small bathroom at the same time. I burst out laughing, but luckily the passengers were drowsy and no one noticed my gaffe.

Don't think we'll be staring at the cabin all the time, how can we stand such flowery crush on an international flight for more than ten hours, so we can go to the flight attendant lounge above the first class cabin to sleep.

The purser and I took turns watching the "wanted criminals."

I'm fine, I eat and sleep well, the purser is calm on the surface, but obviously much haggard, oops, it's a little unbearable.

Finally, the plane flew safely over New York, but the crew was not as relaxed and happy as they imagined, on the contrary, they were even more nervous. All of this is due to my ridiculous lie ----that they must try to pass the "wanted criminal" to the New York police on the premise of ensuring the safety of passengers and the plane.

My subjects also seemed to get nervous, and their hands finally stopped sticking together, and began to make small movements inexplicably, like kung fu and dance.

The purser whispered to me that the two of them might be warming up, and if they found out that the police were taking action, they would definitely use their fists and kicks to take hostages and fight their way out.

I chimed in, applauding the purser's ingenuity.

Alas, the lie of the "wanted man" is about to be exposed. So far, sticking out the head is a knife, shrinking the head is also a knife, you can't hide, you can only play hard.

"Ladies and gentlemen: the plane is descending. Please sit back in your seat, fasten your seat belt, put away the tray table, and adjust the seat back to the normal position. All personal computers and electronic devices must be turned off. Please make sure that your carry-on items are properly stored. Later, we will dim the cabin lights. Thank you!"

The plane landed smoothly at the New York airport with the flight attendant's beautiful voice prompts.

The "wanted criminal" walked peacefully to the ramp of the plane with everyone, as long as they got off the plane, it was the responsibility of the New York police, and the crew all breathed a sigh of relief, only I was up and down in my heart.

"Girl, remember to drink a cup!" "Vacheron Constantin" shouted, "Don't forget, Xin Xin gold, my name is Wang Xin, three gold Xin!"

"Okay, big brother, the mountains and rivers have met, and there will be a period later!" I instantly changed from elegant to bold.

"This girl, smelly, promising, I think you have a good future!" Vacheron Constantin shook his diamond-encrusted watch at me and walked out of the hatch. Looking at his swaying back, the apprehension in my heart inexplicably calmed down a lot.