10. "Chopsticks Brother" detonated the audience

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After a long flight, the plane will spend twenty hours in New York, and the cabin crew will also rest for the night at a hotel near the airport. A group of graceful beauties walked through the airport hall with suitcases and neat and elegant steps. Tourists from all over the world cast envious glances, and many foreign men stretched out their thumbs and said in broken Chinese, "China, beautiful!"

"Beauties, wait for me!" Xiao Li, the air policeman on duty, chased after him. He had just completed his handover with the airport police department.

"How's it going? What's going on with those two wanted criminals?" the beauties asked in a hurry, and it was in the nature of women to gossip.

"A false alarm. Sister Wu Qian, you recognized the wrong person. ”

"Are we responsible, then?" asked the purser worriedly.

In fact, I'm more concerned about that.

"Coincidentally, there are two members of the Japanese Yamaguchi-gumi, who look very similar to them, and they were issued international wanted notices ten minutes after we took off. ”

Everyone exclaimed, and I quietly exhaled, thank God, thank you Yamaguchi-gumi, thank you International Wanted!

"Two of our planes were almost handed over to Interpol. Their passports were verified and there was no problem at all, so the police released them unconditionally. I don't have anything to do, so I'm going to chase you. ”

"Chase us, it can't be anyone!" someone joked about Xiao Li.

Xiao Li glanced at me unconsciously, and his face turned red, this cute little boy.

I'm also very troubled, I'm ten years older than the cuties, and I'm not as thin and tall as them, but I'm always preferred by the men in my peers---- maybe it's because I look more delicate, more temperamental, plumper, more feminine, and more ......

Suddenly, I thought about my husband---- he would peek at my code and tease me: You narcissist.

We've arrived at the hotel and I'm coding in my notebook.

The little cutie in the same room is busy removing her makeup, and the little beauty who has removed her makeup and flight attendant uniform is writhing in front of the wide makeup mirror, admiring her young and beautiful body.

"Oh, obsessive, men are going to vomit blood for you when they see it. I laughed.

"I hate it, Sister Qian. Xiao Meimei came up to me and stared at my body, "Sister, you are so plump, I envy you." The eyes of those men are rolling around you all day long, and heck, if only I could split half of it. ”

"Isn't it fashionable to lose weight now? You guys are yelling about losing weight all day long. ”

"But what we want to lose is the waist, not the chest. Sister, you are so bad, you are cheap and behaved, making fun of us. ”

Suddenly, a familiar melody hit my eardrums, and I habitually picked up my phone---- but I didn't call!

Isn't this the unbridled melody of the "Little Apple" that I have been looking for in the crowd for thousands of years? But where did it come from?

It turned out to be the TV behind the little cuties, which was broadcasting live the Lollapalooza music festival, a world-renowned music event held every August in Chicago and Illinois, featuring alternative rock, heavy metal rock, punk rock, hip-hop and electronic dance music. Musicians such as Eminem, Lorde, Foster the People, Arctic Monkeys, Iggy Azalea and Kings of Leon have all taken to the stage.

And now there are two Chinese people singing and dancing on stage. The caption at the bottom of the screen reads, "This is the 'Chopsticks Brothers' from China, who, although they are just starting out, have impressed the musicians of the festival's jury with their outstanding talents, and the musicians are eager to see this Divine Comedy from the ancient country of the East into the ears of music fans as soon as possible, so as to detonate the attention of this year's Lollapalooza Music Festival." ”

Little Meimei couldn't help but writhe to the rhythm of the music, and the fans on the TV screen were also crazy high.

The camera gives a close-up of the singer, and both Meimei and I cheered in surprise-----Wanted!

That's right, it's really "Wanted", it's the two of them. At the end of the song, the program team couldn't wait to break into the backstage and interview the two mysterious Chinese who exploded the audience.

"Your songs are so beautiful, you can simply be described as 'subversive', you subvert the conservative impression of the Chinese, subvert the traditional model of music, subvert the rigid history of the Lollapalooza festival where only well-known singers can take the stage, wow, it's just wonderful. Can you introduce yourself, and tell our music fans, what does the name 'Brother Chopsticks' with Chinese characteristics mean?"

"Thank you, thank you. The two of them were so excited that they choked up and hugged each other. The onlookers cheered and whistled for them.

"My name is Xiao Yang---- my name is Wang Dali. They introduced themselves one after the other.

"We want to thank our parents...... "thank them for their incomprehension and lack of support for us, thank our domestic colleagues for their sarcasm and sarcasm, and thank our girlfriends, no, no, no, my girlfriend and his wife, for abandoning us and throwing money into the arms of money." The singers and hosts at the scene were silent, they may not have understood the expression of Chinese, and they must be full of emotion for the breadth and profundity of the Chinese language.

"Ancient Chinese ......," they continued, and continued to speak in unison. I couldn't help but be impressed by their tacit understanding.

"Han Xin---- Sima Qian" and they had a disagreement.

"Say it. Xiao Yang patted Wang Taili on the shoulder, and Wang Taili began to say alone, "Sima Qian was tortured by the palace and worked hard to complete the ...... of "Historical Records"

"Han Xin was humiliated by his crotch and became the founding hero of the Western Han Dynasty......" Xiao Yang grabbed a sentence.

A palace punishment, a crotch, how can it all be related to the man's one? I am puzzled.

"Doesn't your Western Bible say that if someone hits you on the right cheek, you will even break his left cheek......" They resumed their rhythm in unison.

But is that what the Bible says? There was no objection to this, and it seems that the Bible in this time and space might be saying so.

"So, we're working hard, we're trying to ......," they said. But the people at the scene shook their heads and shrugged their shoulders, and the host flipped through a "Dictionary of Modern Chinese" with a confused face.

"We've finally made it----" they shouted in excitement as they raised their voices. The people at the scene cheered like a dream, applause, cheers, whistles, background music, and the sound of sound resounded in the ears.

"You ask, what does 'Brother Chopsticks' mean? Chopsticks are the guys we Chinese eat. "We want to eat, we want to survive, we want to succeed, we want the whole world to know us, and we want the history of music to remember us!"

The audience cheered.

"We are small, music is great!"

The audience cheered.

"When we were in China, we called it 'Brother Knife and Fork', and it never caught fire. On the plane to the United States, a beautiful flight attendant asked us if we were 'chopsticks brothers', and this question was very good, we used to blindly worship and imitate the West, and even called our names knives and forks, but what is a knife and fork?

"Knives and forks are foreigners' eating guys!" they asked themselves, "And chopsticks, chopsticks! are the guys we Chinese eat, only China's is national; only national, is the world!"

The scene was a tsunami.

"We have to have our own characteristics. It is not to follow the trend as before, but to stand at the forefront of music, driven by the world music trend, based on Chinese music, and detonate world music. From success to success, from glory to glory!"

The scene of the tsunami mountain called.