It doesn't matter if it's a blind or a guess, I'm right anyway.

In the elf world, there is really a way to prolong people's life, it is not as simple as tens of hundreds of years, if this method can be realized, human beings can have a lifespan of tens of thousands of years like elves!

I was crazy at the time, tens of thousands of years to live, then I could use it as a hobby in the future.

On the spot, I couldn't wait to say to Xuexian that she would help me and help me prolong my life in this way.

Xuexian also gave a clear response on the spot, which was a resounding slap in the face, plus a stinky rascal.

At dinner, everyone noticed that half of my face was swollen, and none of them made a sound, just staring at me while eating and drinking. In the end, he looked at me and took the initiative to explain: "Don't look at it, mosquitoes bite!"

Beiguo began to pull his wife's tongue again: "Eh~mosquito bite?I think it was kicked by mosquitoes, and Yin'er~"

Luo Xi was more serious about the problem, he leaned in his glasses to take a closer look, and added, "It's a handprint, Snow Fairy's." ”

Ximei covered her face: "Beast ......"

Lingjiao, who was practicing holding the wine bottle in his mouth, was afraid that he would drop the wine bottle with a bang, and glared at me and scolded me: "Lang beep!?!"

I was all scolded: "What did I do?

Luo Fatzi hurriedly stuffed his wine bottle into Lingjiao's mouth: "Don't be forced to drink your wine, can you ask in public if it's not a human thing......

Ni can tear open the roast chicken with force, and say to the empty chicken breast: "Heartless thing!"

I pointed back and forth all over the table: "What are you all talking about? I have offended you?"

Ximei is the kindest one in the spring outing group, he said to me first: "Leader, can't you let go of the snow fairy?" how pure the elf is, no matter how beast you are, you shouldn't attack her, humans and elves are completely two species, you have to have a bottom line~"

"I'm ......"

Nicole interrupted me, "Why? I'm not as good as that little goblin? Because I can't be as coquettish as she is? But I'm a good person, and you see I don't usually ask for crystal gems or anything like she does." ”

"Hey you ......"

Luo Xi interjected: "If you let go of the snow fairy, I promise you, in addition to the mechanical hand, I can make another mechanical head for you, or it won't be long before the entire mechanical doll can be made, I have set aside enough soul materials according to your requirements." ”

"Okay, okay, but what are you all talking about?"

Beiguo used his orchid finger to smooth the sideburns and blonde hair behind his ears: "Eh~ Men are like this, if you don't admit it, you have to pretend to be confused, or why don't I want to be a man." ”

Luo Fatzi tilted Lingjiao's head back and poured wine into it, and Lingjiao glared at me with dog eyes while drinking.

Luo Fatzi's protector was earnest, and pleaded vigorously: "Don't talk about it anymore, count it on me, all the things that my sect master does that are not human are on me." ”

Nicole squinted her eyes: "His betrayal of my chaos is very inhuman, can it be counted on you?!"

"Fifth Lady don't joke, except for this ......"

"Stop~" I interrupted them: "That's it, you see, I'll punish myself with three cups~"

Saying that, I drank three glasses of wine in a row, and then said: "If there is anything that I can't do before, the head of the regiment can't compensate you, and I will pay attention to it as much as possible in the future, and I will communicate with you in time if there is anything, so as not to let you have doubts and think nonsense." But you have to give me a clear explanation of this today, what the hell is wrong with me? What are you talking about, I really don't have a beep in my heart, can you tell me directly?"

Luo Fatzi shook his head and said that he didn't dare, Lingjiao was ruthless, except for scolding, he couldn't understand at all, Nicole couldn't speak angrily, Ximei was embarrassed and indignant, and he was about to speak, I said you stop me, I am afraid of being angry with myself when I listen to your yin and yang.

"Roshi, you say, I believe you!"

I handed over the task of explanation to the upright Roxi, who methodically put down the knife and fork, took a sip of wine and wiped his mouth, and finally looked at me solemnly and asked me a question: "Everyone said that you always wanted to sleep with Snow Fairy, is it true?"

Beiguo hurriedly said: "It must be true." ”

Lingjiao couldn't bear it anymore, spit out the wine bottle and scolded me: "Lang beep!

Everyone else began to babble.

"Misunderstanding, this is definitely a misunderstanding!" I tried to calm everyone's emotions: "Snow Fairy is my exclusive elf, I treat her like a sister, how can I have such unrealistic ideas, who do you all listen to?"

Together, they pointed to the northern kingdom.

Beiguo hurriedly explained: "I listened to Xuexian. ”

I laughed angrily: "Fuck your uncle, which household in the entire Spring Tour Town has not been rumored by you, and now not only is it starting to harm me, but even the snow fairy is not spared?"

Beiguo rolled his eyes and said: "Eh~ What is your identity, the head of the spring outing group, Nicole entrusts him for life, and the man who wants to promise the throne of the Bit Dynasty in the future, how dare I make your rumors~~"

Seeing that my face was getting more and more ugly, Beiguo hurriedly added: "I really listened to what Xuexian said. ”

I suppressed my anger: "What did she say?"

"She said that when you lied to her about the materials on her body, she secretly left pieces of clothes, saying that she had a body fragrance, and at night, she smelled the body fragrance on the pieces of her clothes and used a mechanical hand to ......"

"Hold it off!" I interrupted him with a red face, what's the matter with the snow fairy, is it perverted?

"It's a misunderstanding, and if it's not a misunderstanding, it doesn't mean anything, does it?"

Beiguo laughed dryly: "Yes, this thing doesn't mean anything, but what do you mean by proposing to Xuexian? Is it a joke?

"Propose?" is ridiculous: "Who said I proposed to her? ”

Beiguo pointed to my face: "In the morning, you proposed to Xuexian, but she refused, and after a while, Xuexian came to chat with me and told me everything!"

I know that Beiguo and Xuexian became best friends, don't think about it, although they don't understand much language together, they rely on their common hobby of parents on the topic of 38, and express it with physical communication gestures, and there is no obstacle to communication.

I didn't bother to explain, chanted a spell to summon the snow fairy, and let her say it herself.

The elven realm opened, and the snow fairy poked his head out to look at it, and hesitated for a moment before jumping out.

I first spoke to Xuexian in Elven language, and then translated in Mandarin: "Now, let Xuexian himself explain this misunderstanding!"

Xue Xian crossed his waist and chirped: "Naochun wants me to help him prolong his life, this matter can only be achieved by marrying with elves, he is changing his direction and proposing to me!"

I don't translate!

I said to Xuexian: "Sister, you didn't explain this matter yourself, okay? I just asked if you could prolong your life, you said yes, I just wanted you to help me, and you didn't say how to do it~"

"If you don't usually do so many things that are inferior to beasts, if you don't peep around and play hooligans, can I think nonsense?

Everyone asked me, "Why are you so excited, translate it~"

I don't translate!

"These things are unrelated, you really misunderstood~"

Xue Xian looked at me squarely: "Misunderstanding? Okay, then you know the truth now? Do you want to do it? I'll give you a chance, you can answer well." ”

I asked myself and nodded slightly: "This is a big deal, if it's convenient, I'd like to do ......"

Snow Fairy slapped him, scolded the stinky rascal, and jumped back to the elven realm.

I looked at everyone with swollen faces on both sides, and everyone said at the same time: "No need to translate, you understand~"

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