There is a plot in Lu Ding Ji that is very obscene, the protagonist Wei Xiaobao slept with the Holy Maiden of the Divine Dragon Sect and obtained half of the other party's skills.

I used to envy him so much, what did he have? Martial arts extractor? If I had one, I would have been on the school computer, as long as I could have half the functions of the computer, I would definitely live a more wonderful life than now.

When did I embark on a journey of obscenity? If I soak up Nicole, I can become a king, and if I pick up a snow fairy, I can live a long life, and if I continue to follow this plot, won't I be able to complete the task by lying in bed?

Excuse me, why wouldn't I?

But looking in the mirror, a big swollen face told me that it was definitely not that easy. In addition to the attitude of the snow fairy, people's taboo concepts, Nicole's emotional sustenance, and Lingjiao's supervision and threat, are all stumbling blocks and obstacles on this road.

Luo Fatzi added: "In addition to these floating on the surface, there is another key issue that you can't ignore, the sect master. ”

"What's the key question?"

"The problem of body type, you are so majestic, Xuexian is so petite, there is ...... between you" Luo Fatzi scratched the small crack on the solid wood table with his fingers: "How can this communicate~"

At first, I didn't understand the words, but watching his big thick fingers scratch on the cracks of the table with various techniques, I laughed lewdly: "Hehe, you're too evil, is this a big problem?"

Luo Fatzi accidentally used too much force, buttoned the seam of the table open, and his fingers were pestled in, and the whole table was broken in half with a bang.

I was startled, switched the target object in my mind, and suddenly shuddered: "The problem is indeed huge. ”

Luo Fatzi received the magic skill: "So, this road is impassable." ”

I waved my hand: "Look at the way you haven't seen the world, there is still Ant-Man in the movie, what miracle in this Xixuan world can't happen? Maybe there is some transformation technique, which can make the snow fairy bigger, or make me smaller, and the problem will be solved." ”

Luo Fatzi suddenly realized: "Yes, yes, yes, or you can make you smaller!"

Luo Fat Man and I laughed, and the snow fairy who heard the movement in the elven realm poked his head out of it, snorted at me, and shrank back.

I was immediately discouraged: "The key is still the attitude~"

Luo Fatzi comforted me: "By the way, Sect Master, I haven't asked you why you are doing this, just to play? The image of the fifth lady is stylish enough, can't it satisfy you?"

"What, I'm here for the task. I explained to Luo Fatzi about the dark forbidden technique: "Using that forbidden technique can allow me to obtain god-level power, but I have to deduct 100 years of life, do you think I can live for 100 years? The snow fairy told me that the elves have such a way that can make people have a lifespan of tens of thousands of years, so can I not be tempted~ Once successful, I can use the dark forbidden technique casually and let them be deducted, only a hundred years at a time, enough to deduct the white times. ”

Luo Fatzi opened his mind and was obscene: "If every elf you find can be extended so much, you can open a harem in the elf realm......"

The snow fairy came out again, and went back with two bangs.

I reminded Luo Fatzi: "Be careful, my Xian'er's Mandarin hearing is getting more and more slippery, don't say anything." ”

Luo Fatzi smiled bitterly: "That's not the key, the key is why she stays in the field and doesn't do anything else, just eavesdropping on us, and follow you in addition to Mandarin, you also learned the habit of voyeurism?"

I also complained: "Who says it's not, eh? Do you think it's possible, she may really be interested in me, that's why she pays attention to me everywhere, and the reason why she refuses is actually because of the little girl's reserve." ”

Luo Fatzi said that he didn't know, and Xuexian himself came out and replied: "Bah, bah~" After that, he jumped back.

I don't think it's necessary, look at my side, how many young people who used to have higher aspirations than the sky, after experiencing some setbacks and failures, are physically and mentally exhausted and type the words "ask a rich woman to take care of them" on the Internet, and a few people don't want to live like they once hated after years of experience.

Finding a good partner can save 30 years of struggle, this sentence has been passed down for half a century, and it has perfectly withstood the test of history.

There are only two paths in front of me right now, two paths that are very good to choose.

The first is still the old routine, guarding the loyalty to the big family of Manyue Mansion, doing the task as much as I do, in this huge world, with my power in thirty or fifty years, I can almost do it, of course, I may not be able to do it.

The second way, get Nicole and Snow Fairy, quickly improve their social status and personal strength, as soon as possible, and steadily find the way of heaven, return to Xianxia completely and completely, reunite with the family, and use countless years to make up for some derailment and betrayal.

Try to think from the perspective of the wives and concubines of the Manyue Mansion, if the first path fails, they will definitely be annoyed for the rest of their lives, regretting that they couldn't help me make a choice, to choose the stable second path, they will definitely regret their conservatism and feudalism.

If the mission fails, it will be the Heavenly Court and the common people who will be affected the most, without the Heavenly Dao presiding, the Eastern World will always be under the suppression of the Western gods, and it may be invaded at any time, and it may be seized and exterminated at any time. The root cause of all this may just be my loyalty to love.

No, how can people be so selfish, using the entire civilization of the East, the divine power of the heavenly court and the tranquility of the thirty-three heavens to accompany their loyalty to the funeral, how can I do this!

So no matter which way I think about it, I should choose the second way, I have to choose the second way!

Luo Fatzi greeted me: "Sect Master, you frowned for a while and snickered for a while, did you brainwash yourself again?"

I patted my thigh and stood up: "It's decided, from now on, I want to face the relationship between men and women calmly, go with the flow and no longer get entangled, everything is for the great cause of the common people!"

Luo Fatzi muttered in a low voice: "A person who can even fool himself is really terrible......"

From the moment of self-hypnosis, I temporarily stopped my duty as the leader of the spring outing group, assigned the task of team development and town operation, and bought Lingjiao with a harem garden that would continue to collect little mothers from all over the world, and then threw myself into the great cause of soaking in the snow fairy. Lingjiao is right, the wave is faceless!

Nicole doesn't need to worry, the pot of rice has already been scooped up, and it can be cooked at any time, so let's hang it for the time being, hang your appetite, and focus on public relations Snow Fairy for now.

Elf, who loves vanity and likes sweet words, has an irresistible desire for power and status, and there are many such girls, who are the easiest to be deceived and surrendered by scumbags.

I'm not a scumbag, but I can do all the glorious deeds that a scumbag brags about, so I personally think that it is a very simple thing to soak in a snow fairy.

You can compare, Manrou's scheming, Xichun's brutality, Wanpei's complexity, and Yelu's simplicity, which one is not more difficult to get started than Xuexian, and not all of them fell under my boxers!

It was a bright moonlit night, I climbed up the hill and sat down against the night wind, the moon in the Xixuan world is big and round, from an emotional point of view, this romantic moonlight is easy to make people confused, from a scientific point of view, the moon is so big, it means that it is closer to the earth, and the tidal response brought by the gravitational pull of the moon will also act on the human body, making people more excited and emotional.

Scientific flirting, I'm serious.

After choosing the time and place, I adapted Lin Junjie's "Elf" into the elven version, and sang it emotionally, out of tune is a bit out of tune, but it's really emotional~

"You are silent and lonely in the moonlight, with a straight spine and thin shoulders, the confusion in your eyes, the desolation of the shadows, uh-huh~~" I forgot a word, and hurriedly hummed the past, which not only sounded not awkward, but also had an ambiguous twisting murmur, which was Jay Chou's singing skills.

"I can look at you all night, count my breath and fantasize without saying anything, thinking about the real you~ what the hell is going on, uh-huh-hmm~~~"

As soon as I sang the song, I had already felt the fluctuations in the elven realm, and the snow fairy had already come out.

I looked at the moonlight and whispered: "The union between us may touch a lot of taboos, but what does it matter? The integration of emotions is the most important thing, I know that I have shortcomings, my shortcomings are the lack of you, if you can't stand the gossip in the future, then please don't complain, hug me ......"

"It's definitely the most earthy love story I've ever heard. "An elf's voice sounded in my ears, but it wasn't a snow fairy.

Turning his head, he said, "Elven envoy?"

The six-winged elf envoy sighed: "I knew I would hear such earthy love words, no matter how beautiful the song is, I won't come out, just take it as a misunderstanding, by~~~"

The elven envoy jumped back into the elven realm as he spoke, leaving me alone awkwardly and awkwardly in place.

"Chun'er... Is it all because of me in the song and earthy love words just now?" another elf's voice sounded on the other side, this time it was Snow Fairy.

I didn't look back, and whispered, "Snow Fairy, aren't you tired?"

"Ahh ”

"Because you've been running in my head for a whole day~" I turned my head sharply and looked at her with gentle eyes.

Xue Xian shuddered: "I've seen a lot of human beings fall in love, and you are definitely the most earthy one." ”

I was thinking about making up a love story that wasn't very earthy, but Xuexian covered her mouth and smiled: "But it's so cute, I like it very much~"

I was surprised and alarmed: "Do you mean you like my love words? and I am like a joke......"

Xuexian lowered his face coldly: "Enough is enough, it's very annoying to talk too much about the earthy love story." ”

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