Chapter 16 The strange alliance between the wine fighting monk and Li Qingwan!
Seeing that the strange couplet that they racked their brains to come up with was all right to Liu Ling, Lin Guiwei and the other people's faces turned green, and their expressions became extremely ugly.
"Damn! Did this god stick take an aphrodisiac today? Why is it so fierce?"
They thought that they could trample Liu Ling under their feet with one kick.
Unexpectedly, Liu Ling not only turned over the salted fish, but also swollen their faces!
Nima, is this still that piece of waste? Is this still that stick?
The two joints have been released, and the third one will be confronted by Liu Ling again, and Lin Guiwei and Wei will be kicked out of the Celebrity Hall and will not be able to enter for the rest of their lives!
And because of their bad conduct, the Poetry Guild will not tolerate them, and they have almost nowhere to go.
Thinking of this, the two looked at each other and gritted their teeth fiercely, nodding resolutely.
"Little rabbit, do you think you've won? It's too early to be happy!
After that, Lin Guiwei and the others glanced at the elegant and beautiful Concubine Qiu Ning, and said word by word: "A little cold wine, two or three points of water, and the lonely cold window is empty and widowed!"
They decided that Concubine Qiu Ning was so beautiful, and Liu Ling was probably already guarding herself.
How can there be a beautiful housekeeper and the head of the house who are not fishy?
However, you are a waste hanger, abducted and deceived, and was detained and tortured by the royal family.
For a few months, let the beauty stay alone in the empty room, such as keeping a widow, washing her face with tears, and indulging in alcohol, it is really a wretch!
Why do you still have a face to live?
Bear Bun!Spicy Chicken!Waste Dog!
Concubine Qiu Ning saw that the two of them described her and Liu Ling so ambiguously, and suddenly became angry, staring at the two of them with bulging cheeks.
Then he gave half of his anger to Liu Ling.
"You god, Miss Ben's name has been tarnished because of you!"
The cold wine, on the left side of the water, is 1.2.3 points, which can be described as extremely ingenious.
And the lonely cold window is empty and widowed, and the seven words are all "宀" at the head.
The beauty stays alone in the empty room, borrows wine to drown her sorrows, and the loneliness of the bleak depression is simply vividly rendered!
The wonder, the ingenuity, and the difficulty of this coupling are simply unprecedented!
The blue sky is easy to go up!
However, when the spectators below heard this couplet, none of them applauded, but their faces were strange.
This wonderful and exquisite uplink can be called the pinnacle, and no one can solve it at all!
But which is the pair that Lin Guiwei and the other two guys came up with?
This is clearly the eternal absolute left by the "fighting wine monk" and the famous female lyricist Li Qingwan thousands of years ago!
The fighting monk was a monk who attained enlightenment thousands of years ago, but he indulged in alcohol and debauchery all his life and was not subject to precepts.
In the world, he wandered into the world, but the Dharma is boundless, helping the world as a person, and being admired.
And the fighting monk loves to drink, according to legend, once a good wine, at least have to drink a bucket, hence this name!
In his later years, this monk was almost obsessed with wine, and finally when he was about to die, he got the ancient wine "Ambergris".
This brewed heaven and earth are generated, and it takes thousands of years to condense into a drop, and ordinary people will be drunk for three days when they smell it.
And the fighting monk got a total of three drops of "cold ambergris", and finally drank it all.
Tianlong saliva and even cold things, extremely cold, after drinking three drops, the wine monk immediately passed away.
Before he passed away, he left this wonderful connection - cold wine, one point, two points, three points of water!
Although this coupling is only a cross, the clever use of words is simply magical!
For thousands of years, I don't know how many indulgent drunkards and literati and writers have no choice but to scratch their heads and shake their heads and bow their pens to the pen.
So far, no one has done anything about this couplet!
And the couplet of "Lonely Cold Window Empty Widow" is Li Qingwan's absolute.
Li Qingwan is a famous female lyricist on the mainland, with her talent and pen power, shocking the past and the present! Poetry and songs, never encountered in a thousand years!
However, Li Qingwan was widowed in middle age, which made people lament it to the fullest.
But Li Qingwan is not only talented, but also looks like a country.
Some young poets who thought they had a bit of literati pursued her frantically.
Later, Li Qingwan was really disturbed and wrote this absolute.
Yan Ming wants to pursue her, so let's talk about this couplet first.
And this Shanglian can be said to have stumped countless young talents, and I don't know how many literati and writers looked up to the sky and put down their pens, sighing.
Nearly a thousand years have passed, and Li Qingwan has already died.
But her strange coupling is still unintelligible, which can be called an absolute for the ages!
"Lonely and cold windows are empty and widowed", in just seven characters, the desolation of being alone in the boudoir, depression and loneliness is depicted into three points.
And all seven words are "宀" head, which is really rare in the world!
Who can break it?
Lin Guiwei and the others not only embezzled the absolutes of their predecessors, but also made it difficult for Liu Ling to combine the absoluteness of the fighting monk and Li Qingwan, and they were really mad!
"Lin Gui, how can you two also be celebrities, this brazen misappropriation of the couplets of the ancients is a bit disgraceful, right?"
"It's not just disgraceful, four people still have to use this method to pick one of the others!
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There are also three or two soldiers at the bottom who bet on Liu Ling because of the disparity in odds, and now they can't stand it.
Lin Guiwei and the others looked indifferent, pouting and sneering.
Face: What's that for?
If you don't be more brazen, you'll be kicked out of the Baume & Mercier Hall!
Are you talking to me about your face now?
How much is a pound? I'll sell you 10 pounds!
"I didn't say just now that I couldn't misappropriate the couplets of our predecessors, we call them ...... Wit! If he doesn't come out, he will get out of the Baume & Mercier Hall, what nonsense?"
Seeing that Lin Guiwei looked like a dead pig who was not afraid of boiling water, the two or three people also looked with contempt.
Liu Ling finally got up today, but he ran into these two bastard scoundrels, and he had to make a mistake again!
At this time, the Qingshuang monk stood up from the chair with his palms.
"Lin Guiwei, although I didn't say that it was not allowed to be misappropriated just now, but who can understand the eternal history of the wine fighting monk Li Qingwan?
Don't talk about Liu Ling, even if it's me, I didn't do anything when I was so suffocated that I vomited blood.
This couplet has been passed down for thousands of years, and no one on the entire continent can do it.
Now it's even more difficult for the two to join forces! You can change another one!"
"Deputy Pavilion Master, at first I didn't say that I couldn't use the words of my predecessors, and we have a reason to sue the Pavilion Master!
If you want us to change it, it's okay, then if he doesn't come out, he will lose, and if he is right, it can only be considered a draw, so it's fair to us. ”
Seeing that these two people didn't want their faces, Qingshuang Jushi also looked disdainful.
Nima!
Shameless open the door to shameless, shameless has arrived!
"Liu Ling, or you will each take a step back.
If you can't get the next link, it doesn't count him as losing, and if you don't get the next link, it doesn't count as your defeat, and the two sides end up peacefully.
Otherwise, the two pairs of wine fighting monks and Li Qingwan will be absolutely one through the ages, and who will be able to solve it? You are the one who suffers the dumb loss! What do you think?"
Lin Guiwei and the others listened, and the corners of their mouths raised.
In this way, although they have to take a step back, after all, they don't have to be kicked out of the Baume & Mercier Hall, they can accept it!
Hmph, what about you Liu Lingniu?
We don't want our faces, what can you do with me?
"No, just this link, I'm sorry, even if I lose! But can I add another condition?"
Before Qingshuang's words fell, Liu Ling's fluttering words had already been put down.
Hearing Liu Ling say that if he didn't say it, even if he lost, Qingshuang Jushi was suddenly stunned, and Lin Guiwei was suddenly ecstatic.
The two of them also knew that they were a little wrong, and they were already planning to take a step back.
Unexpectedly, this guy squeezed his head and begged for death, who is to blame for this? haha!
Qingshuang also looked at Liu Ling with a confused expression, and his voice was a little hoarse, "What do you want?"
"It seems that it is not very good to use two in a row for the ancients through the ages......"
Lin Guiwei couldn't help but stroke his beard and laughed, "Haha, if you can't say it, just say it! It's not good for two? This reason is a bit old-fashioned......"
Before Lin Wei and the others finished speaking, Liu Ling's remaining words had already been thrown out.
"In my opinion, the ancients said: three people become many. Wouldn't it be better to make up another absolute of the ancients and combine the three into one?"
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