Chapter 158: Bai Risheng knelt
Li Tian was puzzled, a figure had already stood up, and it turned out to be Bai Risheng who was competing with him.
He glanced at Li Tian with complicated eyes, and then said to everyone.
"You may not have heard, Brother Ritian, I am also convinced. ”
People were instantly mobilized, and even the braggart king was convinced, no wonder they didn't hear the meaning of this, it turned out to be too shocking.
Brother Ritian said that his grandfather couldn't see anything beyond his arm, but after seeing him, he turned his eyes away and never saw the light of day, saying that he didn't want to see people again, so as not to have endless troubles.
That's because his grandfather was shocked that Brother Ritian was too handsome, and he couldn't look at the ugly people all over the world and the ugly world!"
Tenai's.
Everyone suddenly realized, but they also scolded in their hearts, this is too ruthless, you are handsome, we are all ugly, right?
At the same time, I also sighed in my heart, this Zhao Ritian is really a god of bragging, look at what others are bragging.
Li Tian didn't care about this, just bragging about success, seeing that Bai Risheng didn't mean to speak again, he continued.
"Later, in order to prove her innocence, the mother pulled her father to go to the doctor for a paternity test, and after the doctor opened the quilt, she cried after just looking at it, wiped her nose and said go back, this is not your son, no one's, human beings can't give birth to such a handsome child......"
"Ding, congratulations to the host for bragging about success and gaining 100 experience points. ”
Three hundred, Li Tian calculated in his heart.
Everyone was staring at each other, and they couldn't imagine how perverted Li Tian's bullshit was.
It's just why, I want to hear him keep blowing.
Even Bai Risheng, like them, wanted to hear what Li Tian would blow next, but he was a little different, and he still hoped that he would find a chance to go back.
Reinstate your name as a braggart king.
Seeing that he was about to soar, but he was about to lose the title he relied on for survival and pride, he was unwilling.
Li Tian naturally didn't know what they thought, he just wanted to continue bragging.
When my father heard this, he fainted directly, and he was supposed to do a paternity test, but it turned into first aid for my father.
My mother was afraid that my father would wake up and kill me, so after arranging for my father, she left with me in her arms.
On the way, a little assistant of the doctor fairy walked by, saw me in swaddling clothes, immediately spread out his coiled hair, and muttered to me:
From now on, the long hair will be kept for the king, if you don't marry in this life
Jun, the long hair is unabated, and he combs the boudoir ......"
"Ding, congratulations to the host for bragging about success and gaining 100 experience points. ”
Four hundred, two hundred, can be upgraded again.
Li Tian silently calculated his bragging success in his heart, but he didn't know that the others had been numbed by his shock.
Tens of thousands of people at the scene were silent after hearing his bragging.
This is so good at bragging, an adult sees you, and swears that you will not marry, can you brag a little more.
Will Li Tian live up to their hopes?
No!
Isn't it just a little more ruthless, then a little more.
At that time, the mother was frightened, this is someone who wants to cultivate his son, how can this be endured.
Hurriedly hugged and walked out, trotting all the way, and accidentally ran into an old lady who was waiting for the doctor fairy to relieve her aging, the old lady grabbed her mother and said kindly: Child, what are you anxious about, what can't you think of? Don't turn the child upside down......
My mother was so upset by her that she pulled the quilt away, and when the old lady saw me, she immediately seemed to have a nervous disorder, tears flowed, she squatted on the ground, shook her head and screamed: I was born 100,000 years earlier!!!!!!
"Ding, congratulations to the host for bragging about success and gaining 100 experience points. ”
Five hundred, one hundred is still missing, and if you are bragging about a, you can upgrade again.
With this upgrade speed, apart from this forcing god, is there anyone else in this world who can do it, no, absolutely not.
Li Tian said unashamedly.
The others rolled their eyes neatly.
They have to obey this, a 100,000-year-old old lady will be fascinated by you, how handsome are you going to be.
But, is this the end, impossible, such a good upgrade plan, he must grasp it.
"Since I was a child, I have heard that I am the most handsome man in the world, but I don't believe it, I must find a man who is more handsome than me.
I knew that when I was seven years old, I finally found this man, and I looked at him for a day, and he did whatever I did.
Later, I felt that he was too handsome, and I didn't want anyone in the world to be more handsome than me, so I kicked him.
But this foot went down, and what I kicked was just a mirror, and from that day on, I never wanted to find someone more handsome than me. ”
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Until now, Bai Risheng has knelt down!
He looked up to the sky and sighed: "Brother Ritian, you will be my boss in the future, Sunrise doesn't ask for anything else, only asks the boss to pass on my braggadocio real skills." ”
The onlookers saw Bai Risheng like this, and there was no ridicule, but a lot of jealousy and understanding.
In other words, I have a talent for bragging, and I must worship this god to be the boss, it's so good.
Where will Li Tian take care of him, Li Tian just wants to brag, he doesn't want to accept the little brother, you can kneel if you like to kneel, I still have to brag, how can I care about you.
"When I was fifteen years old, I didn't dare to go to the Ascension Academy to study, not that I hadn't been there, but when I was seven years old, I went to the branch for half a day, and then I didn't dare to go.
The children, teachers, and dean of the whole hospital were crazy, my face was swollen into a watermelon by the little girl, and the aunts beat the children wildly, not for anything else, just because they were born at the same age as me, and finally, the escort team was dispatched to quell the riot.
However, I don't dare to go to the academy anymore!!!"
"Ding, congratulations to the host for bragging about success and gaining 100 experience points. ”
"Ding, congratulations on the host level improvement, the current level is level 256, the Yuan Martial Emperor Six Heavens. ”
Bai Risheng knelt on the ground respectfully, and did not refuse, that was acquiescence, no matter what Li Tian thought, he thought so anyway.
Now that he is Brother Ritian's younger brother, Brother Ritian is not bragging anymore, but teaching himself to brag.
"Brother Ritian is right, you can't go, it's better to hide at home, otherwise it's too dangerous?"
Li Tian glanced at Bai Risheng unexpectedly, although he didn't know what he thought, he didn't forget to leave an appreciative look.
That's right, so that the next braggadocio you can brag about will be more natural.
So what are you waiting for!
XP, come on, explode!
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