"I haven't been out of the house since I was seven years old, and the strange thing is that there are people fishing in front of my house all year round, and I never go home empty-handed.

The most interesting thing is that our house is still close to the sea

One hundred kilometers.

In this way, they often catch fish in the small smelly ditch in front of the door, and find turtle eggs behind the haystack.

Later, after investigation, it turned out that it was because there were countless women crying in front of my house all year round, and the composition of tears was very suitable for fish survival and sea turtles laying eggs.

Over the years, the women's tears pooled into a small beach, and by the time I was fifteen, the beach was a thriving scene.

By the time I was eighteen years old, the beach was growing so fast that it became known as Hawaii and became a tourist destination.

Once, I was so bored that I sneaked out of the house at night, I was ready to run wild if I saw a female animal, who knew that after I went out, except for a scream, but did not chase after me, I cautiously looked back, it turned out that they all fainted on the beach......"

Ignoring the shock and excitement of the crowd, Li Tian just took care of himself and boasted.

And in order to gain experience, he is very shameless every time he says a word, he will pause and wait for the system prompt to arrive.

At the end of the paragraph, he actually got seven hundred experience, and his level was raised to level 257, and he had one hundred more experience.

But can he be willing, naturally not, he still has to continue to upgrade, and he has to continue to brag.

"It didn't take long for me to receive a summons from the Jade Emperor, and the person with the message said that I had destroyed the happiness of the Jade Emperor's family.

It turned out that after the Queen Mother saw the photo of me who was secretly enlarged when I was six years old, she actually filed for divorce from the Jade Emperor, creating the first Jade Emperor divorce incident in the history of 33 days.

The decree had been given, and I had to go to Heaven because this life was unbearable, so I agreed and signed the customs clearance paperwork.

But the clearance document was gone, because I had a signature on it, so it was stolen by the person who delivered the decree...... He was later sentenced to death.

I still went to see the Jade Emperor, but the Jade Emperor, the dead glass, at the first sight of me, was not to ask the master for sin, but to ask me what I wanted.

I thought about it for a long time, and I thought that I only wanted a quiet life alone, so I said it, so the Jade Emperor built a hiding place for me.

Located on the top of Buzhou Mountain, which is covered with snow all year round, this news is extremely blocked, and no one in the world knows where I am except my family and the Jade Emperor.

I enjoyed a rare tranquility, real tranquility, the blue sky was extremely close to me, and the way of heaven was simply within reach.

I was quiet, but I was also extremely bored, and I stood at the top and shouted, "I'm not handsome!!!!!!!!"

Suddenly, a dark and deep voice came from the sky: "No, you lied......"

I was furious at that time, God, you can't lie to me...... I was angry, extremely angry!! and asked the heavens: why do you make me so handsome!!!! why!!!!

Heavenly Dao's deep voice came again: What did you say?

He pretended not to hear, and I went limp, crying: Why am I so handsome......

Heavenly Dao was silent......

After a while, Heavenly Dao spoke: You are humble again......

All of a sudden, I just wanted to jump off the top..."

"Dingdingding............ding"

A series of system prompts continued to echo in Li Tian's ears.

In just this time, he gained 1,200 experience points again, and his level was successfully raised to level 259, with an extra 200 experience.

According to this trend, it won't be long before you can break through Emperor Yuanwu and reach Emperor Yuanwu.

It's so cool to upgrade like this.

Li Tian suppressed his crazy beating heart, trying to calm himself down, he still had to brag, he had to upgrade.

Suddenly, a group of people rushed up the mountain at the bottom of the mountain, and later learned that the Jade Emperor would be kidnapped, and that the grandmother of the mother of the bandit had worked beside a jailer who specialized in interrogating mortals.

What I learned was the ten tortures of heaven and earth, and the Jade Emperor really deserved to be the Jade Emperor, and he was definitely a man who could sing and cry, and he used it until the ninth punishment before he told me where I was hiding......

I'm going crazy!!

I stood on a rock, facing a cliff, hysterical: if you dare to come up!! I will jump down!!

The crowd stood still, and there was an astonishing silence......

However, the commotion began, and many people jumped off the mountain as if they were enchanted, more and more!

In the end, only a few fainted people remained on the mountain, and the rest all jumped off the cliff. When I looked down, they had made me a cushion with my body, lest I stumble and fall......

I became isolated......

I was sent by the Queen Mother to protect me, and a small world was built especially for me, and all the women squeezed their heads to see me.

The Jade Emperor couldn't find me, and in desperation, he went to war with the Queen Mother, and the Heavenly War broke out, and men destroyed the whole world in order to maintain their dignity.

After the destruction of the world, I was the only one in the world who survived, because I was in another small independent world, and I was spared.

Walking out of the small world, looking at this scattered world, I couldn't bear it, so I used that small world, as the thirty-third heaven world, to piece together the fragments of the original world and become the current thirty-three day world.

However, because I was still in this world, in order to occupy me, the Heavenly Dao did not allow any living beings to appear in this thirty-three heavenly world.

In a fit of anger, I used the disguise technique so that the Heavenly Dao could no longer find me, so that there were you and your ancestors in this world. ”

Where is this handsome, it's simply handsome, handsome and devoid of humanity.

Just because of your handsomeness, the original world was destroyed, and you created this Thirty-Three Heavens World again.

This series of is not only abnormal, but also so logical.

Simply invincible.

Who dares to say that you are not handsome!

"Ding, congratulations to the host for bragging about success and gaining 100 experience points. ”

"Ding, congratulations on the host level improvement, the current level is 261, Emperor Yuanwu is a heavy heaven. ”

It was eleven more successes, plus the original two hundred experience, one six hundred, one seven hundred, just two levels higher, breaking through the level of Emperor Yuanwu.

But this was not over yet, just as he was excited, a new system prompt came, making Li Tian jump up instantly.

At this moment, I forgot about even bragging!

PS: Thank you Eryi Jushi V, the seven-cylinder martial emperor for your tip.

This book aspires to be a better-than-book series in the book review area, so from today, I will join the question session at the end, may I ask, what is the longest road in the world?