11. Unhappy
According to the registration guide, the awakened need to go through a three-day safety theory school, pass the safety theory exam, and then be divided into classes to learn the way of cultivation.
Zhao Ming followed the instructions to the classroom, the classroom is the size of a basketball court, there are no tables and chairs, everyone sits on the ground, and in the center stands an old man in his sixties, with a long beard and reading glasses.
The old man greeted everyone: "Start class at eight o'clock, let's find a place to sit first." ”
More than 100 people came one after another, and the old man glanced around, and said: "Hello everyone, my name is Zhao Yongjun, everyone reported yesterday, a total of 117 people, I counted a few people have arrived, I am very lucky, I can study with you for three days, learn safety theory, that is, the regulations on the safety management of specialty citizens, come, this classmate, tell me, what is a specialty citizen?"
Zhao Yongjun pointed to a young man who was chatting, the young man's neck was full of tattoos, and he seemed to be stingy, and the young man grinned evilly: "Extraordinarily long citizen?"
Zhao Yongjun was not angry at all, and said with a smile: "That's not it, special citizens, refers to citizens who have awakened, citizens who have awakened special functions, everyone here is basically here, except for a few little dolls who have not yet awakened, the rest are, I ...... Also. ”
As soon as Zhao Yongjun raised his hand, a thick wall of ice appeared around everyone and above their heads, enveloping more than a hundred people, and the ice wall increased silently, getting closer and closer to the outermost people, and the cold was pressing.
The outermost person subconsciously moved closer to the middle, and with a wave of Zhao Yongjun's hand, the ice wall disappeared.
Zhao Yongjun smiled and said: "Specialized citizens are awakened, how many levels are awakened people? ”
Zhao Yongjun pointed at the young man again, and the young man was stopped by Zhao Yongjun's hand, and said honestly: "I heard that there are four levels. ”
Everyone was standing and sitting just now, and there were many whisperers, and now they all sat quietly.
Zhao Yongjun said: "Yes, it is currently level four, and every time you are promoted, you need to awaken again, and everyone here is basically level I." ”
"Class I: Self-attaining the ability to be surreal;"
"Class II: Capable of transfiguring out surreal abilities;"
"Level III: Can deconstruct one's own abilities;"
"Level IV: Listen to the voice of all things and use them to carry their own capabilities;"
Zhao Yongjun paused, everyone was silent, Zhao Yongjun paused for a full five seconds, then he was satisfied, he smiled and said: "Let's just talk about level I and level II., level I. ability is only in itself, and level II can use its ability to other objects, such as animal level, level I can only turn itself into a certain animal, and level II can turn other objects into this kind of animal, and for example, I am a natural ice ability, level I can only turn into ice and control real ice, level II can transform into embodied ice." ”
Zhao Ming remembered that the book in the window of the hall turned into a cyan snake yesterday, so if he said it, the beautiful woman in the window was ...... Green snake?
Is her sister an ageless legend? Asking for an autograph......
Waiting online, it's urgent......
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Zhao Yongjun said: "Now introduce yourself, everyone knows each other, maybe they will be colleagues in the future, self-introduction ability and how to awaken, come, who will come first? Take the initiative......"
So people with active personalities stepped forward to introduce themselves, all kinds of situations, like Li Yan, who made barbecues every day for a long time to control fire and awaken the ability of fire attributes, it sounds the most normal.
A six-child spirit boy who mixes rice in the club imitates the show, fantasizing every day that he will become a real Monkey King and make a lot of money, and the result is that his awakened ability is: he can become a golden hoop stick with limbs......
This product is very popular, and after introducing himself, he turned into a stick and danced a dad dance......
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A bank counter, the domain department, can sense all coins, banknotes and coins within three meters of her body, and she can also turn herself into a huge hundred-dollar bill......
Zhao Yongjun said with a painful face: "Your ability, it's better not to be promoted to level II......"
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Everyone agreed: Who would dare to ask for his money when he was promoted to Class II? Maybe it was a change?
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A fat house whose left hand can become 26 fingers.
Zhao Yongjun was stunned for a long time, the old man in his sixties didn't understand the keyboard after all, he asked: That's it?
The fat house blushed and said: It's gone, it's gone, quickly hide your hands behind your back, and at that moment everyone saw an airplane cup on the left and an inverted mold on the right...... There should be a mosaic here......
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After the introduction of extroverted people, the remaining introverted people were gradually dragged by Zhao Yongjun to introduce themselves, Zhao Ming didn't want to be too conspicuous, and stepped forward to introduce himself simply: eat a fruit to awaken the panda ability, at this time Zhao Ming found that a little girl on the left side of the eyes lit up excitedly, Zhao Ming glanced at it, the little girl was in her teens, very well-behaved, full of beauty; Zhao Ming didn't want people to coax him to become a panda, and hurriedly went back to sit down.
More than a hundred people, giggling and tossing for more than three hours, two eight-year-old orange qualifications, and the boy who has not yet awakened also introduced himself.
Zhao Yongjun looked around and pointed his finger at a little girl: "It's just you, little beauty, come up and introduce yourself, after the introduction, everyone will go to lunch, and continue to class in the afternoon......"
Zhao Ming looked at it, it was the little girl who heard the panda's ability eyes shine.
The little girl walked to the center obediently, and her voice was as clear as a yellow bird: "My name is Shi Xiaoxing, 9 years old this year, from Longcheng." ”
Zhao Yongjun's cheeks jumped and he waited quietly.
Zhao Ming was stunned: "Make the little sex ?......"
After a few seconds, Shi Xiaoxing still didn't speak, and Zhao Yongjun smiled: "Introduce the ability, Xiao Xing'er ......"
Shi Xiaoxing's clear big eyes blinked, and said, "I don't know how to explain this ability, let's demonstrate it personally." ”
Zhao Yongjun exhaled a breath of turbid air and said, "Come and cooperate with the little beauty." ”
The young man with the tattoo on his neck ran over: "I'm coming, I'm coming, what is the ability of my little sister?"
Zhao Yongjun seemed to know something, and hurriedly retreated two steps.
The young man had just walked to Shi Xiaoxing's side, and suddenly lay on the ground and cried: "Oh, boss, you have killed me...... I have followed you for so many years, and every time I get into a group fight, you make me rush to the front...... Boss, I've been beaten the most...... Boss, you said that it is easy to get a reputation for daring in the circle...... In the past, we thugs fought with a Nokia at most, but now I have awakened the copper skin and iron bones, and they all beat me with maces......"
The young man cried and cried and turned into a crying grave-like singing: "That's a real mace~...... Oops, forehead drop boss~...... They all said: You have a mace~ I have a heavenly spirit cover~...... I have a heavenly spirit cover~You have a mace~...... Oops, forehead drops, boss......"
Everyone looked confused, Shi Xiaoxing took the ability, the young man stopped crying, and wiped his face with snot and tears.
Shi Xiaoxing clapped her little hands: "The domain system, the ability to be unhappy will make the person who is recruited say the most unhappy thing in his heart." ”
The young man slurred: "Didn't ??? Ni shrink back and explain that I came?"
Zhao Yongjun seemed to be smiling, the whole wilted old man.
Zhao Ming suddenly felt that this unhappy ability and the little girl's name were really a good match, which made the little girl ...... With whom to make a little sex, who has to obey it, there is wood?