Chapter 575: Falling into the Well!
"Hah, Ha! Xiao Zhang, you really can't help with this favor, you can do it yourself. ”
Unexpectedly, after listening to this, the chief of staff laughed, joking is not like joking, helping is not like helping After saying a word, he actually raised his leg and wanted to flash.
Such a good staff officer naturally cannot be let go.
Zhang Qingshan stopped him and begged: "Chief of Staff, I'm your soldier now, you can't die without help, right?"
"Marriage is a great thing, one of the four joys of life, how can you say dead...... Uh~!You mean you want to borrow money from me?"
Zhang Qingshan was overjoyed: Yes, although he has no military power or money, he has connections! If he borrows some from them, he still doesn't believe it, and he can't buy a return gift in a market like a town...... Of course, I have to go to Xueqin or Qin Fang at night to inquire about what they want in return for these 'rent collectors'.
Immediately he pointed his head like a woodpecker.
The chief of staff thought about it, glanced at Zhang Qingshan again, and saw that Zhang Qingshan was smiling even more flatteringly, he also smiled and nodded, and then stretched out his right hand, pinched his middle finger and index finger, and looked at Zhang Qingshan with a smile.
Zhang Qingshan quickly took out a cigarette, saluted him, and affectionately helped him light a cigarette. He also asked casually: "Chief of Staff, how much can you lend me?" Don't worry, I'm just short of money for a while, and when I'm done busy during this time, I will definitely find ways to return it to you with interest. ”
After the chief of staff took a puff of cigarette, he looked at Zhang Qingshan, who was looking forward to it, and said to Zhang Qingshan with a smile: "Xiao Zhang! I can agree to borrow as much as you want, but the problem is, I don't have a copper plate on my body except for the half pack of cigarettes in my pocket, what do you want me to lend you?"
"I ......" Zhang Qingshan was shocked and angry, speechless as he looked at the chief of staff who was moving forward with a cigarette in his mouth, turned his head and nodded to himself, he immediately woke up in his heart: he was not only teased by the chief of staff again, but also abducted a cigarette by him, and the grievance in his heart almost shed tears.
However, Zhang Qingshan is not easy to deal with, since he was teased by the chief of staff, he has a goal in his heart to vent.
Hurry up and catch up.
"Chief of Staff, I'm your soldier anyway, you can't ignore me, right?"
"Naturally, I have to take care of it, but I can't manage it!"
"Then you've got to talk the talk, right?"
"This is natural!" The chief of staff turned his head to look at Zhang Qingshan, and asked suspiciously, "Is there anything I have to say that is not a word?"
"Yes!" Zhang Qingshan nodded very affirmatively, but his mouth quickly shouted loudly: "Chief of Staff, when I reported to you in the morning, you not only asked me what difficulties I had at work, but also what difficulties I had in life? At that time, you slapped your chest and screamed not only to give me a generous gift, but also to recommend yourself that you have a lot of experience in this area, and that I don't want to think about anything else, just be the groom's official with peace of mind, and you will take care of everything else......"
Zhang Qingshan's voice became louder and louder, and the chief of staff was already 'speechless' from shock, and he couldn't even take a step...... According to custom, the chief officer not only has to command the preparations and process of the wedding in a unified manner, but also has to help solve the problem, and Zhang Qingshan's meaning is obvious, the chief of staff has covered everything, so what else is there to say - this huge basin was suddenly deducted on the head of the chief of staff.
Seeing the chief of staff's shocked and angry expression, Zhang Qingshan's heart blossomed: I'll let you fool me again, I'll let you knock me another cigarette, hum! You won't cheat on me? Let me tell you, you don't want to smoke this cigarette with peace of mind today, I will rely on you even if I am Lai, and see what you can do to me.
Thinking so in his heart, he was not idle at all: "Chief of Staff, you are one of the main leaders of our division, you can't talk without words, right? Otherwise, what will you do with these little soldiers under us in the future? How will the comrades of other divisions think of us?"
The chief of staff never expected that he was just curious about the gossip, and knocked Zhang Qingshan on a cigarette on a whim, but he was actually relied on by this little slippery head.
Looking at Zhang Qingshan with a smile on his face, looking at the curious eyes of the soldiers around him, the staff officer at this moment finally experienced what it was like to be 'dumb and eat Coptis chinensis - there is bitterness that cannot be said'.
But before he could refute, another guy who had fallen into the well came.
I saw Division Commander Liu Yongjiang coming on horseback with a few comrades, and when he got off his horse, he dismounted and said, "Lao Wang, looking for you...... Huh~!Lao Wang, why is your face so ugly? Are you not feeling well?"
Then he touched the chief of staff's forehead, and saw that the chief of staff surprisingly did not wave his hand, but just stood stunned, pointing at Zhang Qingshan's fingers were trembling slightly, but the eyes were very complicated. He also looked at Zhang Qingshan curiously and asked, "Xiao Zhang, what did you do that people and gods are angry about, it depends on how angry you are with the chief of staff." Tell me, what's going on?"
"Division commander, you can misunderstand me, the chief of staff is not angry, but is helping me find a way, using my brain too much, and I was frightened. ”
This is a bit contradictory, but it has successfully aroused Liu Yongjiang's curiosity: "Frightened?
Before Zhang Qingshan could speak, the chief of staff came back to his senses. Annoyed and angry, he pointed at Zhang Qingshan, but said to Liu Yongjiang: "Look, the soldiers in these years are more lawless than the other, and they are all molested on Lao Tzu...... Damn, can't I hide if I can't be provoked?
Liu Yongjiang became more and more curious: he is very clear about his old partner's ability, not only in the military, but also more shrewd than a ghost in peacetime, and he can make his old partner deflated, which is extremely rare, how can he let it go so easily?
"Lao Wang, Lao Wang, don't get angry~! What can't you say well? Besides, Xiao Zhang is also your soldier, if you can't do it, you can still kick him...... Don't look at me like that, I approved it, if you want to fight other soldiers, it's a violation of discipline, but this shameless bastard in front of you, you want to kick it, and you promise it's okay. It's really not good, I'll kick it for you...... Don't go, don't go, talk about it, brother, I'll do justice to you. ”
As he spoke, he didn't let Zhang Qingshan wink his eyes, and he made his eyes look hard, but he said angrily: "Zhang Qingshan, quickly explain to Lao Tzu honestly, what mistakes did you make, it depends on how angry you are with Lao Wang...... You kid is going to tell half a lie today, and I'll kick you bastard to death first. ”
Why is the chief of staff in such a hurry to leave? He is really not angry, because he usually has no fight with anyone, even if he can huddle together with the head soldier and chat all night, but the crux of the problem now is that he is in a hurry to cut off the basin that Zhang Qingshan detained for him. Especially when he saw Liu Yongjiang sent to the door, he naturally wanted to leave early, so that Zhang Qingshan could buckle this basin on Liu Yongjiang's head. You must know that these twenty-eight return gifts are not so easy to send, and if you are bitten, you will definitely feel sorry for him. The key is that he doesn't have that much money, but once he is bitten by Zhang Qingshan, he can't take it out, but where do you let him get so many things? Therefore, his choice is very wise: as long as he leaves, and then before this basin is detained on Liu Yongjiang or anyone else, he will not mention this topic to Zhang Qingshan, so as not to ask for trouble and get into trouble.
Now, as soon as he heard Liu Yongjiang mention this and still hold on to him, he knew that he couldn't leave.
The lesser of two evils!
Therefore, he immediately winked at Zhang Qingshan, and the color of his eyes made it almost turn into a flying knife to poke.
But he forgot that he not only made fun of Zhang Qingshan before, but also took the opportunity to knock Zhang Qingshan away with a cigarette, and Zhang Qingshan had already deducted this basin to his head.
Zhang Qingshan first said that Qin Fang's twenty-eight sisters wanted to be bridesmaids and wanted a satisfactory return gift, and then he talked nonsense about the chief of staff agreeing to be his chief officer, and then euphemistically said that the chief of staff didn't think it was difficult before, so he agreed, but now as soon as he heard that it was a little difficult, he began to retreat, and his words were not counted. In the end, I asked the teacher to make his own decisions: "Teacher, you say, what should I do?"
What Zhang Qingshan said to the chief of staff this morning, Liu Yongjiang was very clear - at that time, Zhang Qingshan was full of complaints, all of which felt that the chief of staff gave him a prestige, and it had nothing to do with the return gift.
Now, Zhang Qingshan is biting the chief of staff, and he has to buckle this basin to the chief of staff's head, obviously Zhang Qingshan himself really has no choice, so he will rush to the doctor and let the chief of staff who he sent to the door take the blame.
First, this is a private matter between comrades, and it is not a big deal; second, he has not seen the chief of staff deflated for a long time; and third, he does not want to extricate the chief of staff, but he himself has been trapped.
Therefore, as soon as he heard that Zhang Qingshan's threat was not like a threat, and asking for advice was not like asking for advice, he immediately patted the chief of staff on the shoulder, and said with a smile: "Lao Wang, I told you a long time ago that this guy is a master who will repay his eyes, and he is stingy. You see, you just smoked a cigarette from him, and he asked you to pay him back hundreds of times, hey~! You guys look at it yourself, my stomach hurts a little, go to the front to solve it. ”
After speaking, Liu Yongjiang covered his stomach and disappeared with a few comrades.
The chief of staff never expected that Liu Yongjiang would use his urine to escape this hand, but he knew very well in his heart that Liu Yongjiang was saying to him: Don't look at Zhang Qingshan, this guy has only arrived at the division headquarters, but he is also a hob meat, Lao Wang, you be careful, buddy will not ask for trouble.
looked at Zhang Qingshan with a straight face, and asked in a deep voice, "Do you kid have to rely on me today?"
Seeing that there were only the two of them left, Zhang Qingshan immediately smiled again, especially when he heard the tone of the chief of staff, he naturally smiled more and more. Said cautiously: "Chief of Staff, let me tell you the truth. You see, among the leaders I am familiar with, the division commander promised to be my witness, and the head of the regiment Tian Jingshan promised to be my officiant, and they both helped, if you didn't get involved, wouldn't Xiao Zhang and I offend you? Therefore, I have to be cheeky and beg you...... Everyone knows that you are a great talent like Zhuge Liang, and there are countless solutions to problems that cannot be solved in my eyes, and you don't even need to think about it...... Chief of Staff, even if I beg you, you will give me an idea to get me through this difficult time, right? After all, this is my life's work, and you don't want to see the soldiers you accept and beat the bachelors, right?"
is reasoning, sycophancy, and begging, and Zhang Qingshan himself is a little moved.
I don't know if the chief of staff was finally felt, or if he thought of something else, he actually laughed......