Seeing the chief of staff smiling, although Zhang Qingshan felt that his smile had the taste of an old fox, but now he really had no choice, so he didn't care what this smile meant, and hurriedly made a move.

"Chief of Staff, I beg you, if you have any way, just point out to Xiao Zhang, right?"

The chief of staff looked at Zhang Qingshan calmly and did not speak. But Zhang Qingshan knew that he had a way as soon as he saw his posture, but he didn't know what he meant by looking at himself like this: Could it be that the chief of staff would be stingy to the point of scheming with himself? No?

"I said, why don't you have any eyesight?"

While complaining angrily, the chief of staff stretched out his right hand, and his middle and index fingers were clamped.

Zhang Qingshan happily took out his cigarette.

Before he could pull out one, most of the pack of cigarettes was snatched away by the chief of staff. Zhang Qingshan instinctively reached out to grab it, but was slapped away by the chief of staff, and asked with wide eyes: "What, Lao Tzu gave you an idea, it's not even worth this half pack of cigarettes?"

Zhang Qingshan's heart was overjoyed, and his head was also a lot more flexible, so he opened his mouth to come when he opened his mouth: "Where, Chief of Staff, I'm just very upset about this, and I want to smoke a cigarette to suppress God, can you give me one?"

The chief of staff glared at him angrily again, before he took out one and handed it to Zhang Qingshan, lit another one himself, and then put most of the pack of cigarettes into his pocket smoothly.

Immediately, the two walked while smoking.

But the chief of staff only smoked, not to say how to solve the problem, Zhang Qingshan, who was watching, was anxious, but saw that the chief of staff had sharp eyes, his brows were slightly furrowed, obviously thinking about the problem, and he didn't dare to disturb, this heart was like a cat scratching.

"You are a staff officer of the division headquarters, this panicked person scratches his ears and cheeks, can't there be a little city government?" Just after smoking most of the whole cigarette, the chief of staff finally spoke, although it was a posture of criticizing Zhang Qingshan, but Zhang Qingshan could not care about this now, and quickly nodded and smiled: "Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes, Chief of Staff, you are right in your criticism, Xiao Zhang, I must change it, I must change it...... Chief of Staff, have you figured out a way?"

"Hmm!" The chief of staff nodded, but did not say it directly, but looked at Zhang Qingshan deeply, and said with a straight face: "Xiao Zhang, there is a way, but I have to ask you a few conditions first, if you can do it, half of this thing will make me successful." ”

"Half is enough. Chief of Staff, you say. ”

"First of all, how much money are you going to borrow as a gift in return?"

Zhang Qingshan opened his mouth and asked, "Chief of Staff, didn't you just say that you don't have any money......?"

"You stupid, I don't have any money, but our division headquarters still has some reserve funds, otherwise, if it comes to a critical moment, everyone has no money to buy food, and you let everyone starve to death together? Besides, even if you can't use the reserve funds, but there are so many people in the division, you have to eat, right? You have to buy food...... Even if one person saves a bite, it's almost enough for your kid's return gift money. ”

Zhang Qingshan immediately gave a thumbs up to the chief of staff, but he pondered in his heart: Counting the guard company and reconnaissance company directly under the division headquarters, there are about 300 people in the division headquarters, and there are only a few oceans for each person. can look at Qin Fang's previous posture, and he came to say hello in advance, I'm afraid these oceans are not enough!

"Chief of Staff, how much can I borrow?"

"Just because your kid is a lucky general, and you have made so many things for the headquarters hospital before, it proves that your kid is good at making money...... How much are you going to borrow?"

After Zhang Qingshan lowered his head and thought for a while, he looked up at the chief of staff, stretched out his right middle finger and index finger, and said with expectant eyes: "Twenty oceans!"

"I ...... I ......" The chief of staff was obviously taken aback by this number, pointed at Zhang Qingshan, and his lips trembled and he was speechless for a while.

After a long time, he said angrily: "The expenses of the entire division headquarters for a month are only so much, do you kid plan to let us all starve to death?"

Zhang Qingshan didn't care whether the chief of staff said it was true or not, but as soon as he saw his angry appearance, he knew that there was no play. But he still didn't give up and asked: "Chief of Staff, then what do you say, how much do I want?"

"A piece of ocean!" thought for a moment, and added: "Two oceans at most!"

Zhang Qingshan was taken aback: This is too much different from my calculation!

Swallowing his saliva, Zhang Qingshan stabilized his mind a little, and then asked 'tremblingly': "Chief of Staff, is this too little." ”

"Less fart!" The chief of staff looked at Zhang Qingshan angrily with a look of hatred that could not be made of steel: "You kid is usually shrewd like a ghost, why is he more stupid than a pig when he gets his daughter-in-law?"

Seeing Zhang Qingshan looking at it puzzled, but he didn't open his mouth to refute, the chief of staff said: "I'll give you a way, you first buy enough candy melon seeds and other things with half a piece or a piece of ocean, and then replace all the rest of the money with copper plates, and then wrap a red envelope with two copper plates, and when you enter the door, depending on the situation, each bridesmaid will send a red envelope first, and then when you leave, you will send another one according to the situation, isn't this enough?"

As he spoke, the chief of staff also became interested, and smiled on his face, making Zhang Qingshan think that there was an old fox's smile hidden under it, as if he was strongly encouraging himself to do so, but he was watching the joke on the side?

"But if they don't open the door or let them go out, what if they don't let them go out? Chief of Staff, you are from here, so you naturally know that I was a grandson that day, and anyone can come up and dictate to me. Not only can I not be angry with others, but I can't even say a word. If they're not satisfied, I'm going to die. ”

"Why can't your brain turn around?" The chief of staff's smile became even bigger: "You first send a red envelope to deceive the openers according to the situation, and say that this is the opening ceremony of the meeting ceremony, and there will be a big gift when you leave...... When you want to leave, if they really block the door, you just scatter the red envelopes like flowers. When the time comes, they only know how to grab the red envelope, who cares about you? You just carry the bride and run away. When they come back to their senses, you have bowed to the church, and Comrade Xueqin has become your rightful wife, what can they do with you?"

When Zhang Qingshan heard this, his eyes lit up, and he felt that this method was very good, although he was suspected of cheating the bridesmaids, but who let them make trouble for me first? Besides, this can also reflect his own wits and courage?

"Chief of Staff, you're doing this very well...... I won't trouble the organization anymore, two oceans, I will go to other comrades to borrow them, and I should be able to borrow them......" Zhang Qingshan originally wanted to say a big thing, but when he thought that everything had a case, if he didn't borrow so much, I was afraid that he would have to come to the chief of staff, which would be a big shame, so he quickly rounded the words back: "In case you can't borrow it, I will have to trouble you to help when the time comes." ”

Due to its particularity, the assault company has an allowance and subsidy every month - at least in terms of food, in order to ensure that the people of the assault company have oil and water in their stomachs, so that they have the strength to open the way for everyone to be a pioneer, so the food is better than that of ordinary companies. Come to think of it, if the old company commander speaks, they can make up two oceans for themselves even if they make it together.

"Well! ”

"Then you can talk about the second condition. ”

Zhang Qingshan did not ask about the cost of inviting everyone to eat and drink on the wedding day, because according to the practice in the army, the cost of this banquet is the responsibility of the unit to which he belongs, of course, that is, it is only better than usual. Besides, the Red Army was poor, not to mention Zhang Qingshan, even the chiefs, and they didn't have the money to hold such a banquet.

"The second condition is: you kid must find a few thick-skinned guys who can stand the whipping to be your best man. ”

As soon as he heard this, Zhang Qingshan was shocked: Why did Lao Tzu forget about this?

You must know that according to custom, when you come to greet your own relatives, the woman's family wants to give the man a dismount, so that the man knows that the woman's family is not easy to bully, and he should be kind to his daughter-in-law in the future. Therefore, there was a matter of being beaten when entering the door: the eldest girl and the little daughter-in-law of the woman beat the groom with a bamboo stick. And at this time, the safety of the groom's official is handed over to the best man...... The groomsmen can only be beaten and can't fight back, and they can't even scold, otherwise they will be beaten even more fiercely. The groom can only be escorted from the gate of the courtyard to the gate of the hall to finish the matter.

There are few grooms who are strong in fighting off...... Thinking about the consequences, Zhang Qingshan's heart was cold, especially the strength of this whipping was directly related to the red envelope at that time, and it was proportional under normal circumstances. If the bridesmaids had learned that they had teased them, the intensity of the beating would probably be ...... Hey~!It seems that I really have to find a few unlucky ghosts with strong resistance to hits.

When you think about the guys in the assault company, they are not even afraid of death, but they are also afraid of being whipped a few times? Zhang Qingshan was much more relieved in his heart: sometimes the training of the assault company is real, and injuries such as falling are commonplace -- otherwise, how could there be a doctor and seven nurses in the establishment of a company in the assault company. Come to think of it, isn't this whipping a drizzle for them?

"No problem, this should be easy. Zhang Qingshan has indeed matured a lot, at least, he is not as full of speech as before, and there is room for everything: "Chief of Staff, what is the third condition?"

"The third condition is simpler......"

Speaking of this, the chief of staff deliberately paused, and looked at Zhang Qingshan with a smile and did not speak.

If the smile after the first two conditions made Zhang Qingshan feel that the smile of the chief of staff had the smell of an old fox, but he was more or less thinking of a way for himself, and he had to make his own ideas whether he could do it or not, then now this smile made Zhang Qingshan really feel a bad sense of conspiracy.

"Chief of Staff, I'm cowardly, don't scare me. What exactly is this third condition?"

Zhang Qingshan put his mentality very right, and planned not to give the chief of staff a chance at all, as long as what he said was not right, he immediately refused: Anyway, with the solution to the first two conditions, it is almost the same.

However, he never expected that the chief of staff stared at him for a while, and his heart was a little hairy, and the chief of staff probably felt that Zhang Qingshan was not on the road and forgot the most important thing, his face suddenly straightened, and he scolded: "Your conscience has been eaten by dogs? Lao Tzu was coaxed and deceived by you to force him to get on your thief ship, not only to help you come up with ideas, but also to lend you money, but also to do this and that, you just sit back and enjoy it, you don't feel blush, you don't want to think about my ......hard work."

Gotcha, this is looking for yourself to get paid.

Zhang Qingshan immediately rolled his eyes and played a trick directly......