Chapter One Thousand and Sixty-Six

In the war with the Divine Beast Alliance, the demon's loss is not small, after all, the Divine Beast Alliance knows what kind of organization this product is just by looking at the name, so there are not many of them, but although the elite Divine Beast Alliance was beaten a bit miserably in the early stage, but now, with continuous efforts, and the demon's intention to consciously preserve the strength of the encirclement and send reinforcements, the two sides have played a tie-like situation.

Of course, this is also one of the so-called several major illusions, such as we can win, I can fight back and other huge illusions, but it is the fantasy of the Divine Beast Alliance itself, in fact, although they also have their own credit for resisting effectively, but more of it is the demon who is deliberately releasing water!

In fact, the demon has never made any detailed plans for the foundation of foreign wars, but after setting a general goal and several phased goals, he directly delegated authority to the demon commanders below to do it, after all, the demon is a creature, even if you make a detailed plan, you are doing useless work, after all, the demon is like a lottery ticket, you will never know what will happen, and the demon will never let you guess what they are going to do next, therefore, the irregularity of the demon, not according to the routine of the operation, so that the command can not carry out those detailed operations at all, in fact, although the demon is messed up, but it is undeniable that their combat effectiveness is still guaranteed, and chaos is the nature of demons, so in the end, Wang Fan went with them, and did not force them to act well like the undead, anyway, as long as they can win the battle and die less, then other problems will go with him, after all, demons!

How more could you ask for them!

Therefore, the demon's attack is actually the same as herding the sheep, driving the sheep out, and then waiting for the battle to end and then gather the rest of the sheep back, this is the fundamental role of the demon commander, otherwise, you will never know where the demon will go.

Soon, as the stalemate time passed day by day, finally the reinforcements of the enemy that the demon had been waiting for a long time finally appeared, in fact, when the Divine Beast Alliance was waiting for reinforcements, the demon was not waiting for reinforcements from the Divine Beast Alliance!

After all, from the very beginning, the demon was trying to exchange the minimum cost for the maximum benefit, so how could the demon miss this kind of encirclement and reinforcement!

After all, without strong and solid fortifications and plane fortresses, if the Gods Alliance were to fight a Wilderness Void War with the demons, the Gods Alliance would be looking for death!

After all, when the number and quality of demons are better than those of the gods, if they are separated from those strong fortifications, it is strange that these warriors of the alliance of the gods can defeat the demons, there is no way, more people are bullies who can do whatever they want!

And this time the source is also an old friend, the alliance of the Flame God Department and the Thunder God Department, although there are not many people, but they did set off immediately after receiving the request for help.

But this is a trap of the demon after all, and the demon has already ambushed the army in the way they must come, so when the coalition forces were all teleported to the same plane, the demon immediately blocked the space with better space technology and destroyed the portal from the coalition army.

(Carven sequelae)

1. At noon, I told the leader: "My flu is quite serious this time, I will go home on vacation in the afternoon!"

The leader said: "You are stupid, it is better to infect us than to your family." ”

I... Hello leader, selfless!

2. The cleaning aunt took a month off, and everyone took turns to clean it, I thought it was too hard, so I said to the manager: Otherwise, let my mother clean up, she is fine at home!

The manager's face sank: Do you think my mother is not clean or what?

I...

3. Two middle-aged female colleagues in the office...

A: Look at my shoes, I just looked at them on the Internet, they are so annoying, they are expensive to buy, and they are not cost-effective.

B: How can it be? It fits your foot shape, the color is right, and it goes well with your dress, I want to buy a pair to try.

A: Then I'll sell it to you?

B: Don't, look old.

4. My bus driver, today a guy seems to have slept at the station, walked next to me and said that he wanted to get off, but it was far away from the next stop, I said: "No, I haven't arrived at the station yet, and I can't stop halfway!"

The young man picked up a cigarette and lit it in a hurry, and said, "Master, I won't embarrass you, according to the regulations, you can't smoke in this car, please drive me down?"

I'm speechless... Stopped the car and smiled: "You are amazing, get off, get off." ”

The crowd laughed...

5. Party A: The copywriting should be novel and make people feel bright.

Me: But there are a thousand Hamlets for a thousand people, and I can't make everyone shine.

Party A: That's not easy, you do a thousand copywriting.

I'll go...

There was a buddy in our class in the third year of high school, who slept during the day and studied by himself at night, and his grades were always in the top three. . . As a result, I fell asleep during the college entrance examination!

2. "I miss the days of studying in college. The original meaning of this sentence was: "It's so cool to play games until the sky is dark and don't have to work to make money!"

3. A high school science student, inspired by Han Han, Guo Jingming and others, gave up science and decided to get rich by writing novels.

The first novel was discovered by his parents after three chapters and forced to abort. Oh, by the way, this novel is called "The Domineering Dormitory Master Falls in Love with Me".

4. I made a bet with my roommate, and if I won, I invited the other two to eat barbecue rice, and if I lost, he invited the two of us to eat barbecue rice, and the third roommate listened very happily next to me. . .

5. Silly X roommate pointed to my coat and said, "You look like my grandmother wears this dress!"

I said, "yes, you dress like my grandson!"

Damn, I'm afraid to go into the dormitory now.

6. When I was in junior high school, I had a female classmate who took the exam for others, and when she wrote her name, she subconsciously wrote her surname, and then realized that she was wrong, so she crossed out her surname and wrote the name of the person who was substituted.

It happened that the invigilator saw it, and the teacher said, "You can still remember your name wrong!"

The classmate said in a hurry: "My parents... Divorced... ”

The teacher was silent... I didn't ask again.

7. I sat by the window, grabbed red envelopes in class, was too involved, and my luck was not good, so angry that I gritted my teeth and stomped my feet...

Just when I was about to collapse, the head teacher by the window said coldly: You can't do it with this hand, it seems that it is difficult to grab a big one without copying the school rules 50 times!

, often walk in the kitchen, how can you not cut your hands?

2. My figure is actually quite good, fat but not greasy.

3. Without toads, swans will be lonely.

4. I am a single, I am ashamed, and I waste paper for the country.

5. If the teacher hadn't said you can't litter, I would have thrown you out.

6. Compare who is handsome with these two fish, and if you look handsome, you will be tomorrow's dish.