Therefore, in fact, the reason why the demon and undead armies can basically suppress all races is to rely on their own good armor and good weapons in their hands, of course, their own strength is also very important, but aren't foreign objects also a kind of strength?

In fact, if you can kill the strongest with the help of foreign objects, then aren't you the strongest? Although this position is unstable, as long as you can win, then in the real world of success and defeat, who can see the darkness behind the means behind your successful light?

Of course, the devil doesn't care about the means at all, after all, although it is not as always full of lies and deception as the devil, but the most intimate demon is still very cunning, but because of the tyrannical negative energy in the body, the demon generally likes to use violence to solve all problems, until it is found that the problem cannot be solved with violence, then the demon will choose to use his brain to think about the conspiracy, in fact, the demon is not because of the tyrannical emotion of the frequent brainwashing, otherwise every demon is a wise man, after all, their good genes determine everything, but just like after you drunk Einstein with vodka, no matter how smart he is, it doesn't help, after all, after the brain is emptied by foreign objects, then you can still think of a hair!

Think about all kinds of strange things after drinking, the same is true of demons, the tyrannical negative energy paralyzes the brains of demons, making them extremely violent killing, and even can't wake up at all when they hit the red eye, unlike after killing the red eye like humans, although they will be blinded for a while, but soon as the war passes, these people will be able to return to normal, but the demon can't, after killing the red eye once, it will only stop when it kills completely tired or killed, just like those guys with du (addiction), it's the kind that ten cows can't pull back！

Of course, in the end, these demons will also be consumed as cannon fodder like angry demons, and the demons who can't restrain their own desires are already considered failures, and for this kind of failed demons, the abyss has a general name, that is, the heartbreaker or can also be called the lost demon!

Although this kind of demon looks no different from other demons on the outside, once the battle is fought, then the problem will be exposed, so it is very simple to identify whether a lost demon is a lost demon, and you can know it with a fight to stimulate it!

And these demons are usually locked in special iron cages, and they are guarded by the Mind Flayer, a kind of demon who is extremely good at mental operations, so it is only appropriate to supervise these lost demons in non-combat moments, otherwise these guys will have to riot en masse once they are stimulated by the smell of blood or the sound of fighting!

And when it's time to fight, the Mind Flayer will induce them to go to the battlefield, just like an excellent beast trainer, and completely bury these Lost Demons as cannon fodder in the front row on the battlefield, in fact, every time they fight, the death rate of the Lost Demons is as high as more than 9 percent!

But in the eyes of the devil, it's all worth it!

(I'm sleepy, I sleep, I don't know what I'm writing anymore, I'm confused)

1. At noon, I told the leader: "My flu is quite serious this time, I will go home on vacation in the afternoon!"

The leader said: "You are stupid, it is better to infect us than to your family." ”

I... Hello leader, selfless!

2. The cleaning aunt took a month off, and everyone took turns to clean it, I thought it was too hard, so I said to the manager: Otherwise, let my mother clean up, she is fine at home!

The manager's face sank: Do you think my mother is not clean or what?

I...

3. Two middle-aged female colleagues in the office...

A: Look at my shoes, I just looked at them on the Internet, they are so annoying, they are expensive to buy, and they are not cost-effective.

B: How can it be? It fits your foot shape, the color is right, and it goes well with your dress, I want to buy a pair to try.

A: Then I'll sell it to you?

B: Don't, look old.

4. My bus driver, today a guy seems to have slept at the station, walked next to me and said that he wanted to get off, but it was far away from the next stop, I said: "No, I haven't arrived at the station yet, and I can't stop halfway!"

The young man picked up a cigarette and lit it in a hurry, and said, "Master, I won't embarrass you, according to the regulations, you can't smoke in this car, please drive me down?"

I'm speechless... Stopped the car and smiled: "You are amazing, get off, get off." ”

The crowd laughed...

5. Party A: The copywriting should be novel and make people feel bright.

Me: But there are a thousand Hamlets for a thousand people, and I can't make everyone shine.

Party A: That's not easy, you do a thousand copywriting.

I'll go...

1. A few small white butterflies flew from the balcony, one of which was particularly active, playing with one for a while, and flying to find another to play with.

The wife lifted the slipper and "snapped" it down, and said to it, "You scumbag!"

2. Wife: Don't you think our lives are a little less ritualistic?

Husband: Then I'll give you incense every day!

3. When I got up in the morning, my wife found my husband hiding in the toilet crying, which was very strange and asked him what was wrong?

My husband said, I held your hand when you were 16 years old, and your father gave me two ways, either marry you or go to prison for 20 years, and I chose to marry you. Now that I think about it, I should be released from prison today!

4. Today, my son ate my meal and was very satisfied, and sent a sentence in the family group: "Congratulations to my mother for finally learning to scramble eggs." ”

After a while, my parents-in-law sent a congratulatory message, and my parents also sent a surprised expression, only my husband sent a crying face, and attached a sentence: I can look forward to this day...

5. Women are really strange creatures, you don't take a bath on the first day, she kicks you out of bed and says you are dead and buried;

You don't take a shower the next day, she hugs you and takes two puffs with her nose and laughs, husband, you stink;

You were going out on the third day, and just after taking a shower and coming out of the bathroom, you saw her leaning against the wall with her arms and squinting at you, sneering: "Yo, which girl are you going out to fool around?"

1. I'm an emotional liar and often lie to myself that I don't care about you.

2. My favorite outdoor sport is to find a shaded grass and lie down and play with my phone on a sunny day. What about you?

3. Many celebrities said that the opportunity for them to enter the entertainment industry was to accompany their friends to interview for roles, but their friends were not selected, but they were selected.

In fact, I also have something in common with celebrities: I accompany my friends to dinner, my friends are not fat, I am fat.

4. Don't believe in a foreign relationship, maybe your girlfriend is lying in another man's arms to send you a message.

Because I'm the "other man." ”