Chapter 279: Report to the Captain, Da Ji was robbed by the local natives to be the prime minister of the village!

After letting people hand over half of the nectar to Miao Duo, everyone continued to look for new prey, and after walking for half an hour, Hu Bin, the deputy team, suddenly said: "Captain, the tails in the back have been letting them follow like this?"

"Let them be, there seems to be no malice. ”

"Why don't we touch it?"

"It's not good, if we take the initiative to contact, it will cause them to be more vigilant, so let them not help but take the initiative to contact us. ”

Lin Ziyu interjected, "What are you talking about?"

Dongfang Miao said: "There are five natives following behind, and we found out from the flower-eating beast, which came earlier than us, and it is estimated that it is the idea of wanting to shoot nectar." ”

"The idea of beating the nectar? That is, they want to steal the honey...... They're bold. ”

Think about how terrifying the itch poison is, even Da Jiao, after being poisoned, fainted, you must know that Da Jiao ate nectar that relieves itching poison. You heard it right, after eating half of the honey, Da Yi fainted, these are all said by netizens, but fortunately, it is not life-threatening.

Dongfang Miao sighed, "There should be no way." After all, who would want to take such a big risk to cut honey except for Da Qi. ”

While chatting, Lin Ziyu suddenly burst out laughing, almost squirting his girlfriend's face.

"What's wrong?" Dongfang Miao was a little puzzled, what was so funny about this.

"Net...... Netizens said that the big ...... Da Yi was arrested by the local natives...... Catch it and be the boss of the village!"

Everyone looked at each other, what the hell is this?

Pressing the village?

You're not kidding me, are you?

Hu Bin suddenly said: "Xiao Xia, Xiao Wang, Xiao Gu is on alert!"

"Yes!"

What do you do when you're suddenly alert? Of course, you ran to watch! As a rabbit special forces, even the onlookers are so professional!

Everyone opened Da Yi's live broadcast room one after another, and found that Da Qi, who had gained a circle, was in a semi-comatose state, being carried on a stretcher, and his body was covered with green paste, which was probably used for detoxification. Next to him, a native woman wearing a short skirt of animal skin, a colorful bird feather on her head, wheat-colored skin, and a hot body was taking care of him.

Lin Ziyu found that the appearance of these natives was almost the same as that of the yellow race, but they were taller and stronger, but there were obvious differences, that is, in some places, there would be some more abnormal organs, such as someone with a pair of wings on his back, someone with short spines on his arm, etc., presumably these are their symbiotes.

Lin Ziyu complained: "Anyway, this female native is not bad-looking, why don't you choose so many sturdy and sunny handsome guys next to her, but choose Da Yi to be her husband?"

Hu Bin nodded: "Well, a good cabbage, why did you let the pig arch?"

Seriously, this indigenous woman is no worse than the stars on the earth, and she has a unique wild and unrestrained body, with that hot and powerful body, a man will be unstoppable when he sees it. Such an outstanding woman is still a tribal leader with a respected status, why did she choose this fat man to be the prince of the village?

It can't be a brain pump, right?

Or is it that the indigenous aesthetic here is special, with fat as beauty?

Hu Bin, like many netizens, began to doubt life.

Dongfang Miao said: "This is normal, the flower eater is the most unprovoked creature on this planet, with rough skin and thick flesh, itchy and venomous, even the top predators hide far away." Not only did he harden his head, but he also knocked down the flower eater, which shows that he is very, very strong, and even stands at the apex of this planet.

In this primitive environment, strength is the first pursuit, and only when safety and food are secure can there be strength to pursue appearance, and it is clear that these natives have not reached that level. ”

In fact, the reason is very simple, if you can't eat enough, then you will have the strength to think about beauty?

"Shall we save him?"

"Still don't. ”

"Who knows if he will hate us if he saved him, after all, such a big beauty. ”

"Well, I may say no, but I want to save him, and I guess he will prick the villain with a needle. ”

"Well, we'll leave him alone. ”

"But in order to prevent accidents, we still have to keep an eye on them. ”

"That's right!" everyone nodded in unison.

Netizen: "......"

You want to see the excitement is your real purpose! And just sit by and wait to see the jokes are told so openly and justifiably, and no one else is there. ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Lin Ziyu looked at it, and suddenly realized that something was wrong: "Why do these natives speak Chinese?"

Netizens in the live broadcast room quickly gave the answer.

"I know that I know, according to experts, that these indigenous people are likely to be descendants of a union between people who were taken from us hundreds of years ago and local aborigines. ”

"After all, they have been to Earth, and it is normal to catch some people and go back. ”

"Speaking of which, they are still related to us by blood, a bit like cousins.

"A lot of experts are meeting right now to discuss whether or not to take them back and reintegrate with us. ”

......

On the other hand, a diligent captain has successfully hunted a small herd of beasts, thinking that it can increase some popularity, but when he opened the live broadcast room, he found that there were only a few barrages left, and his popularity had dropped to about 10,000, not even as good as some ordinary anchors.

Ning Yinghua was suddenly stunned: "What's the situation, what about people? Didn't you say that you want to see the jungler? Why did everyone run away?"

It wasn't until he saw the replies of netizens that Ning Yinghua figured out what happened, "Poof, what the hell is this?

When the other team members heard this, they also looked at each other.

In other words, even if you want to rob the village minister, you should rob your own captain, your own captain is so sunny and handsome, and his strength is so strong. If you like the strong, you can also grab the team, and if you like the little white face, you can also grab the Lu team, why is it a big cowardice?

Also, the big cowardice is so strong, can these natives really fight?

Ning Yinghua was so depressed that he vomited blood, although he had expected that the competition would be fierce, but he still never expected that he would encounter this situation, and his popularity would be snatched away by the big cowardice!

"Captain, what are we going to do?"

"Let's go, get the gifts ready, let's drink the wedding wine!"

"Huh?" the whole team was stunned.

When you encounter this situation, don't you think about how to save people? Why do you still prepare gifts to drink wedding wine?

"Ahh

"Doesn't seem moral enough?"

Ning Yinghua glared at the team member who spoke, and said with great righteousness: "What are you talking about, if we don't risk our lives and sneak in, how can we save people?"

The team members are speechless, do you want to see the joke to be true!

It's also dangerous, and you're the most dangerous to the natives!