Chapter 280: Surprised
"Shhh...... My head hurts...... I'm there...... Damn, I can't cross over, right?" Li Fatzi looked at the rough log house in front of him, dumbfounded.
After being stunned for a while, Li Fatzi hurriedly tried to connect to the network, and found that he could connect to it, and couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, just connect it, which means that it is not crossed, it is estimated that he was taken in by the kind people here, but there is someone here?
Holding a head of questions, Li Fatzi opened the live broadcast room and asked netizens: "What happened when I was unconscious?"
Then there was a scene in the live broadcast room that made him confused, only to see the whole screen full of Xi characters, as well as various fireworks special effects, ", what the hell is this?"
"You're going to be the groom today, are you surprised, surprised?"
"Look no further, yes, it's you, the groom!"
"Hahaha, I didn't expect it, you will also have a day to open a harem!"
"It feels like the harem is going to catch fire, it's fun now, 23333."
“......”
Li Fatzi was already stunned enough, but now when he sees these barrages, he is even more confused, at this moment, the backpack on the table rang with a mobile phone ringtone, Li Fatzi checked it with the individual combat system, and found that it was his girlfriend calling, and hurriedly transferred it.
As soon as it was connected, his girlfriend Yaya's vinegary roar rang on the other end of the phone: "Big coward, you hurry up and roll back for me!"
Fat Li wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and said, "Yaya, you listen to my explanation." ”
"Listen to your explanation?" Yaya was amused by the teasing, "Explain? How do you explain it?"
"What's going on?"
Yaya said loudly: "You were picked up by the female indigenous leader here, and now you are preparing to be the prince of the village!"
"Suppress the village and the princess?" "Li Fatzi is like being struck by lightning, what the hell is this?
"This native woman is still very beautiful, what, are you very happy?"
"How could it be, how could it be. "This native woman has never even seen it herself, so how can she be happy, even if she is happy, she can't admit it.
Li Fatzi hurriedly said a lot of good things and made a bunch of promises, and finally appeased his girlfriend who overturned the vinegar jar, and was about to breathe a sigh of relief, when a voice came from outside: "Uncle seems to be awake, go and inform the chief." ”
"Yes. ”
Hearing the sound of talking outside, Li Fatzi patted his head and said, "It looks like you have to slip away first." ”
Picking up his backpack, before he could dig out his spare clothes, there was a sound of footsteps outside, and the door opened.
Li Fatzi was shirtless, and said to the two of them with a smile: "This, I still have some things, I have to go home first." ”
"Oh no, my uncle is going to slip away!" A big man saw that Li Fat Man was clearly going to run away, so he hurriedly opened his voice and shouted.
"Hey, big brother, don't shout like that, okay, make me feel like I've prostituted the head of your family. ”
As soon as Li Fatzi said this, the man shouted even more happily, and soon, a bunch of people were hula outside the door, all holding swords, guns, swords, and sticks in their hands.
One of the old men pointed at Li Fatzi with a cane and said: "The leader is so beautiful, the person is powerful, and he is even better at hunting, she doesn't dislike you for being fat, she is committed to you, you actually refuse, are you still human?" This tone, this attitude, as if Li Fatzi did Chen Shimei who abandoned his wife.
Li Fat wanted to cry, "Uncle, this matter of affection is about mutual affection, and the twisted melon is not sweet, and you have said it, I am not worthy of your leader, I am so fat, stupid, I have no money, no house, no car, I am a poor dick." Your leader is so beautiful, I don't deserve her. ”
"In that case, you should cherish it even more!"
"But I have a girlfriend. ”
"What, you still raise a junior?"
Fat Li burst into tears suddenly, even if it is a junior, then the leader of your family is a junior! Wait, what am I thinking, now let's hurry up and find a way to slip away!
Just when Li Fatzi was thinking about how to slip away, an excited shout came from afar: "The leader of Buyan is here." Then the crowd automatically gave way of a passage, and a primordial beauty with a hot body, like a cheetah, full of wildness and seduction, walked over.
After Li Fatzi saw it, he swallowed his saliva involuntarily, and said with a pig brother's face: "You are my life-saving benefactor, thank you for saving me, if you hadn't made a righteous move, I would have been buried in the belly of the beast, and I couldn't repay the cowardice, but I could only promise it with my body." But...... That one...... I already have a girlfriend, so I can only wronged you a little, but don't worry, I'll have a bowl of water. Saying that, Fat Li scratched his head embarrassedly.
As soon as Li Fatzi's words were finished, the people around him exploded.
"What, you want the head of my family to be a small one?"
"You shameless fat man, you still want to hug left and right?"
"I don't pee, I look like my bear. ”
Unlike the angry crowd, the beautiful leader was surprisingly calm: "It's okay if you have no opinion, everyone don't gather around here, get ready, Dalong Daniu, you take the groom to change clothes, and look at him by the way, he is not familiar here, so as not to get lost and find no one." ”
Li Fatzi was dumbfounded, this is different from what he said, I pretended to be so obscene, so attentive, shouldn't you dislike me and let me go?
Seeing the two tower-like strong men with gloomy faces, one grabbed one of his arms, and was about to drag the fat pig out, washed and slaughtered, Ah No, it was to change clothes, Li Fatzi suddenly shouted: "Wait, your name is Buyan, right, you really don't mind being small?"
"Don't mind, you're just a sowing tool anyway, as long as you can produce excellent offspring and lead the tribe to prosperity. ”
"Broadcast ...... Seeding tools?" "Fat Li wanted to vomit blood, this woman was definitely sick in the brain, "Hmph, fat brother won't play with you anymore, go first." As he spoke, a pair of meat wings appeared on his back, and he only flew half a meter before he grabbed his legs and ripped them off.
"Damn, how did I become so weak?" Li Fat was dumbfounded, with his own strength, he shouldn't be able to fly with a few hundred pounds.
"If you eat double the dose of gluten beast's venom, your body will naturally become limp and have no strength at all. Okay, don't be a useless struggle, be a good sister's man!"
Fat Li: "......"
You're so skilled, do your parents know?
"Wait, let me tell you, I have a lot of brothers, they are better than me, if you don't let me go, after they receive the news, they will bring dozens of people in a minute, drive a van and destroy you!" Li Fat threatened with a fierce expression.
When Li Fat Man said this, everyone hesitated, after all, this fat man is indeed a little weird, not to mention the strength, the symbiote he fused with is also a kind that he has never seen before, he can actually hide his wings in his body, is he really from a huge unknown force?