"Okay, you explain to me, how do you know that my 'relatives' are here?" asked the black silk girl with a red face.

"That's the case, I see that your Yin Tang is shiny, there is no sorrow or sickness between your eyebrows, it can be seen that you don't have any disease, but you always subconsciously cover your lower abdomen, and don't put chili peppers in your tofu brain...... In fact, you love spicy food, and you can't get hungry when you look at your companion's tofu with chili peppers in your brain. ”

Xu Changsheng concluded: "Young girls, not sick, uncomfortable in the lower abdomen, dare not eat spicy ...... It can be seen that most of the 'relatives' of the family are here, am I right?"

"That's not absolute, these situations you said may also be caused by other reasons, maybe I just have a cold and an upset stomach?"

"Of course it's not absolute, but since I'm six or seven percent sure, I'll dare to be blind, right, you have to treat me as a half-immortal and a master, and you have to believe whatever I say in the future." If you're wrong, don't be afraid, I mean you're inconvenient, but I didn't make it clear how inconvenient it is, there can be thousands of explanations for this, and I can get it back......"

"Huh?"

When the black silk girl heard it, it was really like this, this little boss just said mysteriously that she was 'inconvenient', or did she sit down by herself, paid the bottom by herself, and regarded the other party as a half-fairy and a master, which was too wrong.

"I'm so angry!" The black silk girl pointed at Xue'er angrily: "What about her, how do you know that she is out of love?

Xue'er was also very curious, and looked at Xu Changsheng with big eyes blinking to see how he answered.

"It's even simpler, you two have to buy incense after you've eaten. When you are young, you want to go into the temple to burn incense, this must be a request?"

"What the world wants is nothing more than career luck, financial luck, emotional luck, and whether the family is healthy. There is also a saying, what is called what is missing, you two are in your early twenties, and your spirit looks good, your parents must be at the peak of the Spring and Autumn Period, and there is no risk of early loss, so most of them will not ask your family; Miss Xue'er is dressed in Chanel, and even the silk ~ socks she wears are imported goods for hundreds of yuan a pair, will it be a person who is short of money? So it shouldn't be about wealth; as for career, isn't there such a sentence?'Men conquer the world, women only need to conquer men', you two are not Iron Lady children at first glance, so it will not be about career. ”

"So I'm 80% sure that Miss Cher is going to ask about emotional luck. Sure enough, as soon as I opened my mouth, Miss Cher changed color, and that was fine. ”

Xu Changsheng glanced at Xue'er and continued: "Nine out of nine people in this world are said to be in their hearts, and they will inevitably change color. As far as emotional luck is concerned, if the face is full of joy, it is most likely that it is asking for marriage and asking for a good time, and if it is a sad face, it is most likely that it is out of love. Miss Cher showed a sad look at that moment, and I knew the answer. ”

"It's amazing, it's almost better than Sherlock Holmes and Conan......"

The black silk girl was dumbfounded, looking at Xu Changsheng with sparkling eyes, she couldn't imagine that a small boss who sold incense on the mountain road would be so powerful.

Xue'er thought for a long time, blushed and said, "Then you say that I will ...... in the future"

"Who can say for sure what will happen in the future? Looking at the appearance, what will happen to you in the future is basically nonsense, but it is also a matter of high probability events. You said that you are a girl like a flower, and you are not pulling ~ pulling, are you afraid that you will not meet true love in the future? You feel amazing, but in fact, you were just trapped by me from the beginning, and you are willing to believe everything I say. ”

Xu Changsheng smiled and said: "I don't know if there is a master in this world who can predict the prophet, anyway, I haven't seen it yet." In the future, you must remember that in this kind of place, people are nothing more than some rivers and lakes, and they all rely on observing words and emotions to eat, if you believe it, he can trap you to death. From here to the Great Buddha Hall, there are not ten or five pairs of 'phase masters' of this kind of mixed rice, maybe you can jump out of the side of the road while walking. Remember, don't bother, I've burned incense in the temple, and I want peace of mind even if I didn't come in vain. ”

Seeing the two girls looking at him stunned, Xu Changsheng smiled again: "I want to know why I smashed people's business and told you this? That's because I was deceived a lot, and in the end I was simply deceived into an 'old goblin', and I don't want to see people continue to be deceived." In addition, this is why I can operate exclusively on this mountain road, the mountain and forest management office should also be anti-feudal ~ superstition, and I can be regarded as cooperating with the government ~ government work. How's that, the fifty dollars aren't in vain, are they?"

"Thank you, otherwise we would have been deceived by the people above. But I'm really curious, aren't you afraid of being beaten up by those 'peers'? Oh, I said it wrong, you are a good person, not a fellow with those liars. ”

The black silk girl realized that she had said the wrong thing and hurriedly apologized.

"That's right, I'm cutting off people's money, but ah...... Not only do they not beat me, but they call me brother and sister, and they often ask me to have a little drink, and I wonder why?"

Xu Changsheng smiled mysteriously.

"Well, I want to know, tell us. "Both girls are dying of curiosity.

"It's a pity I can't say. ”

Xu Changsheng smiled, closed his eyes and took a nap. The two girls had nothing to do with him, so they could only leave with disappointed faces.

This guy is very good, but he loves to sell off the law too much, and it's a little annoying.

"I really can't say it......"

Xu Changsheng slowly opened his eyes, shook his head, and looked at a pair of men and women who were walking along the mountain road.

At first glance, this pair of men and women are high-profile rich people, commonly known as nouveau riche. The woman wore a diamond necklace and a jade ring, her head held high, and she was as proud as a pheasant.

The man had a boss's belly, especially highlighting his Hermes belt, and wore Rolex and various real or fake bracelets on his hands.

"Hey, boy, I'm asking you something. ”

The man approached, glanced at the various incense and coarse food on his stall with some contempt, and pouted slightly: "Is there a master who can really tell fortunes on this mountain? ”

Xu Changsheng rolled his eyes at him and ignored him.

"One hundred yuan, it's enough, right?" the man snorted, took out an old man's head, and shook it in front of Xu Changsheng.

"Oh, that's enough, that's enough, the boss is looking for someone to tell your fortune?"

Xu Changsheng took the banknote, and a smile immediately appeared on his face: "From here to the Great Buddha Hall, there must be more than a dozen physiognomy teachers along the way, all of whom have names and surnames, but they are all obscure, and there is no real talent to learn." ”

"Pick what is useful. The man said angrily.

"Hey, yes, I'm actually just setting the mood...... There is a capable physiognomy really there, do you see it, go up from this road, go forward 300 meters and turn left There is a small dirt road, at the end of the dirt road is an adobe house, where the master lives. This master is nicknamed 'Woyun Jushi', and he can really get a glimpse of the heavens, which is what I am willing to say when I see that the boss is good-looking. ”

"Oh?" the nouveau riche man suddenly came to his senses.

Xu Changsheng smiled and continued to hang his appetite: "But this layman has not shown people in recent years, do you know why? Because if you do this, you have to reveal the secret of heaven and lose your life! ”

"Don't be afraid, I've got money!"

"It's not necessarily okay to have money, it depends on your sincerity. Forget it, that's all I have to say, two please. Xu Changsheng smiled and arched his hand at the nouveau riche man.

Seeing the couple walking away, Xu Changsheng quickly took out his mobile phone and dialed it, and the person who answered the phone asked at the door: "Is there a fat sheep coming to the door?"

"I said that it's called a mallet, not a fat sheep, don't be like a thief in the green forest, okay?"

Xu Changsheng took a sip: "Slender Yang, today is your turn to play the 'layman'?" Listen, the person who came is a man and a woman, like a husband and wife, or it may be a large sum of money to bring three children, belonging to the kind of rich and afraid that no one will know, how much this can be cut, it depends on your ability." ”

"Hey, thank you, Lao Xu! You see that you have helped our brothers so much, but you refuse to share any benefits, and the brothers can't help it. Let's change the rules from this time, how about you take 20% of the mallet in the future?"

"Stop, I won't ask for this money, it's dirty! What's more, I'm better than your business, and it's better for everyone to be friends than yours. ”

Xu Changsheng shook his head again and again: "You don't know my life, I hit Tai Sui every year, and the plague god and I are old friends." There is no way, we must accumulate yin virtue and change yang longevity. ”

There was silence on the other side of the phone for a while before he said, "Okay, it's all up to you, the brothers have written down this friendship anyway." ”

Hanging up the phone, Xu Changsheng felt calm in his heart, humming a little song, cleaning up the stall, and walking down the mountain.

He sang it: "Watching chess is rotten, logging Ding Ding, and the clouds are in the valley." Selling salaries and drinking, laughing wildly and cultivating ......"