If fate is the charming Han ~ national girl ~ group, Xu Changsheng is a big white leg that has been shaken endlessly, and the frequency of shaking is too fast, and he will never find the direction of life.

When he was one year old, he sat upright in the stroller, but the wheel suddenly broke, and he stayed in the hospital for a full month; when he was seven years old, Xu Changsheng, who was in elementary school and sang a beautiful song with a small schoolbag in front of the morning sun, stepped on the watermelon skin thrown by the girl next door as soon as he walked out of the house, and his head was opened.

The first person to be recruited in the middle school ~ was Xu Changsheng, and the first person to be recruited in high school ~ influenza was also Xu Changsheng...... It's even worse when he comes to college, until now Xu Changsheng's experience is still the best topic for chatting at the class reunion, and several buddies in the same dormitory have adapted countless big jokes and small jokes based on his deeds, and every time they say it, the female classmates laugh and don't want it.

Xu Changsheng's bad luck did not end because he graduated from college, with dreams and passion, he galloped on the road to success and saw all the Chang'an flowers for a day, which is always someone else's business, just like 'someone else's child' is unreal and abuses the bad luck dog.

Xu Changsheng was unemployed after graduation, and as a child of an ordinary working family, it was a little difficult to find an ordinary job; every time he squeezed into front of the booth of the recruitment unit, Xu Changsheng was confused, what kind of major did he want, why didn't he want a philosophy department?

After hitting the wall n times, Xu Changsheng became depressed, and the neighbors often saw the Xu family boy walking around the alley in pajamas with stubble on his face. In the end, even his father couldn't stand it, and pulled over to 'pop papa' is a dozen big-eared scrapers, not to mention, this string of ear melon seeds really woke up Xu Changsheng and made him make up his mind to run away from home.

Walk resolutely, the wind is dashing and the water is cold.

But Xu Changsheng came back half an hour later, because it was almost time to eat.

Xu Changsheng's father was happy when he looked at him, and the two fathers and sons were happy to hug each other and cry.

Laughed and cried, should be depressed or depressed, it is difficult to be entangled by this disease, in order to treat Xu Changsheng, Xu Dad took him to run all over half of China, what enjoy the national ~ family allowance of the big expert, what hidden in a small alley of the old Chinese medicine doctor, returnee doctor, sell wild medicine, look at feng shui, jump ~ the god's ......

As a result, no one was able to give Xu Changsheng a good illness, but Xu Changsheng really walked all over the rivers and lakes, up to the medical temple, down to the horns, North Mananmao, and the eight gates of the rivers and lakes, he looked at them one by one, and suddenly one day he suddenly became enlightened, not only was depression cured, but he also became a master who could make others depressed.

For example, today's nouveau riche couple, it is still a trivial matter to be guided by him to make a fortune, maybe they can be cheated by Thin Yang and they will also have depression. However, when encountering pure little flowers like the two sisters, Xu Changsheng will remind them not to be deceived, and to stay away from feudal superstition ~ belief when they are young.

A gentleman has something to do and something not to do, Xu Changsheng feels that he is a gentleman, a living thunder ~ Feng of the high wind and bright festival.

"Uncle He, what are you eating?"

Yunlong Mountain, the capital of Chu, was opened to visitors for free a year ago, but there are still people on duty at the gate of the mountain. Old man He, who is on shift today, is also an acquaintance of Xu Changsheng, an old widower, middle-aged and widowed, and his son and daughter are all working in other places, which is pitiful. Xu Changsheng often brings some wine and food to eat and drink with Old Man He, and the more the two hard-working people drink, the more they have, and they really become New Year's friends.

Through the window pane of the duty room, I saw Old Man He eating noodles, snoring and eating very sweetly, with a happy expression on his face.

Sometimes happiness is as simple as a bowl of hot noodle soup and two eggs.

"Xiao Xu, I harvested it early today, haven't you eaten it yet? Uncle has a bowl of hot noodle soup?"

Old man He opened the door of the duty room and greeted him warmly.

"No, no, the stall closed early today, and I ate the rest of the things, and I was very full. Today is the day to go to the tea shed to see Uncle Ge, I guess he is looking forward to me at this moment, but I don't dare to delay. Xu Changsheng smiled and waved his hand.

"Xiao Xu, you are a caring person, good boy. Well, if my son had half of you......"

"Yes, Uncle He, you have lifted me, this is not possible, I will be proud sooner or later. Uncle He, I will put this burden here first, and I will pick it up tomorrow. ”

"Okay, put it here, the uncle will show you, I guarantee that I can't shorten things. When I saw Old Man Ge, I gave me a good sentence, whether he remembered me or not, it was all a thought. ”

"Okay, don't worry!"

Xu Changsheng nodded happily at Uncle He, turned around and walked out of the mountain gate.

Uncle Ge now lives in the Teashed Anomalous Human Research Center, which is commonly known as the 'Psychiatric Hospital'. This is a paradise far away from the hustle and bustle of the world, less but floating world fighting, far away from the heart, leisurely seeing Nanshan, there are countless 'philosophers' haunted by the paradise, the best place, it is really not deceiving.

Xu Changsheng jumped out of the taxi, glanced at the meter, took out a fifteen yuan bill and gave it to the driver, and said with a grin: "You don't need to look for the remaining five dimes." ”

"Hey, have you figured it out, counting the fuel fee, you owe me five corners, right?" The driver's eldest brother looked up at the signboard of the teashed mental hospital, and muttered: "If you encounter a mental illness, you are unlucky." ”

Xu Changsheng looked back and smiled: "Big brother, have you ever seen a patient who came to the psychiatric hospital under the pretense of renting?"

What answered him was the harsh sound of the engine, and the driver's eldest brother stepped on the accelerator hard and urgently, Xu Changsheng looked back and smiled too madly.

Walking into the hospital, greeting doctors and nurses and all kinds of patients along the way, chatting with non-salty and non-light, Xu Changsheng slowly wandered to the inpatient building of the main ward, where most of the patients who lived here were hopeless, and basically wanted to treat the psychiatric hospital as a nursing home.

When he arrived here, Xu Changsheng was like a fish in water, almost like returning to his own home. When he was sick, he also lived here for half a year, and the doctors and nurses were like relatives; later, his father felt that something was not right, if his son was allowed to live like this again, most of the minor illnesses would become serious diseases, so he took him to visit all kinds of masters, Xu Changsheng suddenly brightened up one day, not only returned to normal, but also became a personal essence.

Came to the seventh floor of the 'split personality ward', and when he got off the elevator, Xu Changsheng saw that Ah Xue, the most beautiful and delicate little nurse in the ward, was lying alone on the office desk in a daze, a pair of slender beautiful legs crossed and twisted together, the peach-shaped little skin ~ was bulging high, and there were words in his mouth, and he didn't know what he was nagging.

Xu Changsheng tiptoed closer, only to hear Ah Xue sighing - 'Life is really lonely like snow......

What a literary style, this teashed psychiatric hospital is a cow, no matter what kind of person comes here, at most half a year, he can become a philosopher.

When Ah Xue came here half a year ago as an intern, she was still a little girl who was as lively as a shrimp, and her little face was as red as a big apple when she chatted with people.

Xu Changsheng estimates that Ah Xue can become a contemporary poet if he stays like this for another half a year, and when the time comes, he can change his name to Gu Xue and write a poem, which can be called 'two generations'.

Didn't Uncle Ge say that the estrangement between the tea shed people and the outside world is not the disagreement and incompatibility between patients and normal people, but more like the generation gap between two generations, like water and fire, unable to communicate.

What a philosopher's brilliant rhetoric, who would have thought that it would come from the mouth of an old madman?

Xu Changsheng never regarded Uncle Ge as an ordinary old madman, this old man seems to be completely different from the patients here, sometimes he lives more clearly than his father; and he is very knowledgeable, he often told him about "Twenty-four History" and "Zizhi Tongjian" back then, and the comments are exquisite, Professor Yi and Teacher Yuan are just like this, such a person can be a madman?

"Ah, Lao Xu, are you here?"

The girl's sixth sense is powerful, Xu Changsheng obviously didn't touch Ah Xue's little peach, and he didn't even say a word, Ah Xue jumped up as if she had been stung by a scorpion, turned her head and stared at him with wide eyes: "Why are you here, sick again?"

"Do you want something to come true? I'm here to visit Uncle Ge. What are you doing, what kind of life is as lonely as snow, falling out of love?"

In Xu Changsheng's view, only a broken love can make a lively girl suddenly become an old-fashioned philosopher.

"A lot of people are gone, so many familiar faces ......"

Ah Xue's mouth was flat, her eyes were red, and she looked like she was about to cry.

"Don't cry, don't cry, I didn't bring sugar...... You can make it clear, why are so many people gone? Could it be that an old sick friend has passed away? No, the people here are all carefree, and they are not physically ill, and their lives are easier than those outside, so let's just say that there is an accident, and many people can't leave at once. I've seen feng shui here, but it's not a place where yin and evil gather. ”

"Go and go, people didn't say that it was that kind of thing, don't you guess if it's okay?"

Ah Xue glanced at him, lowered his voice and said: "It's Yue ~ Prison! There are seventy-one patients, all of whom escaped from the hospital on the same day, and now the city's public ~ An is all blown up, and the whole world is looking for them!"

"Huh?"

Xu Changsheng was stupid when he heard this, more than 70 patients escaped from the mental hospital? This is a big event, it must be premeditated, after thinking about it, he asked Ah Xue again: "Who is the leader?"