Volume 1 One Hundred Years of the Underworld Chapter 67 Soul Cleansing: Fourfold.
This trace of sobriety finally allowed "me" to break through the wind, and my body fell on the demon slaying platform behind the middle-aged man.
The Soul Cleansing Exercise was still activated, and the body slowly changed from a pile of liquid to "me" again.
My left arm, my left leg, and my right forearm have all disappeared into the wind, and I now look like a scarecrow stuck in a rice field to scare sparrows, and I am abandoned.
The figures of the four people in Tsing Yi were revealed, although they were all covered in injuries, and even blood was still bubbling up, but fortunately they were all intact.
The next moment, I was finally relieved to pass out.
"I didn't expect you to really be able to break through this Ninety-Nine Heavenly Steps. With approval in his eyes, the middle-aged man looked at the embarrassed four and a half people in front of him.
Tsing Yi got up silently, but did not answer the man's words, but turned his head to look at the other four people beside him.
Xiao Rou and Xiao Qi's eyes were red, and there were tears in their big eyes.
Tsing Yi's finger pointed out, and the meditation technique was pointed on Xiao Rou and Xiao Qi's forehead, but this time, the meditation technique seemed to have lost its effect, and the crimson light in Xiao Rou and Xiao Qi's eyes did not decrease but increased.
Roar!
The two of them roared almost at the same time, and their bodies jumped.
A figure flickered and stopped in front of the two, but it was Tsing Yi.
"Disobedient?" said Tsing Yi.
"Don't listen!" the two barely hesitated.
The fingers pointed, and the two sat down on the ground, Tsing Yi's fingers retracted into their sleeves.
Xiao Rou and Xiao Qi's eyes kept scanning back and forth on Tsing Yi and the middle-aged man's bodies, and the crimson light in their eyes slowly faded.
Xiao Qi is a teenager after all, he cried out, ran to my side in a few steps, looked at my missing limbs, stood there helplessly, helpless like a lost child, the tears in his eyes kept staying, Xiao Qi gritted his teeth, trying to hold the tears in his eyes, but the more he controlled the flow of tears.
"You are very good, but I was wrong, I never believed that there could be such a person in a place like Hades, where there is almost no light. The middle-aged man said.
"I have devoted my life to cultivating death, because I thought that the underworld was a place for the dead, but I didn't expect that there would really be people who would choose to ......die for the sake of other people's lives," the middle-aged man continued, no longer looking at the few people who didn't care about him at all, and his voice was like a whisper.
"He can't die, maybe better. An inexplicable light flashed in the middle-aged man's eyes, and he suddenly made up his mind, and said to Tsing Yi, who was facing away from him and busy stopping the bleeding and healing others.
Tsing Yi's body instantly became stiff, and after a while, Tsing Yi turned around with difficulty.
"I didn't expect you little guys to give me a creation. The man shook his head with a smile and continued, "In that case, what if I gave you this doppelganger." A gleam flashed in the man's eyes.
The man stretched out his hand and grabbed it from afar towards the Ninety-Nine Heavenly Steps, his palm was normal, but there was infinite shock in Tsing Yi's eyes. Because at that moment, Tsing Yi felt that this man's palm was actually grasping this side of the world.
Break!
The man roared angrily, and the heaven and earth in front of him began to crack under his false grasp, and none of the Ninety-Nine Heavenly Steps, Gangfeng, and others were spared.
The world in front of him was like a fragile mirror, shattered in an instant, and the shock in Tsing Yi's eyes was no longer concealed in the slightest. What is the realm of the man in front of him, Tsing Yi asked himself countless times, but he didn't have a clue.
The corners of the man's mouth lifted slightly.
Come!
The man shouted again.
In a moment, the fragmented heaven and earth disappeared, and the space in the distance became a strange nothingness, and there was a large blue-gray thing condensed on the palm of the middle-aged man's hand.
It's an arbitrary soul, Tsing Yi knows.
Go!
The man shouted softly at the soul in his hand, and the soul slowly flew out, and after reaching my head, it swooped into my body.
The soul melted into the body, changing rapidly, and then my left arm, left leg, and right forearm squirmed, and my blue-gray body slowly formed.
"I can only help him get here, can you wake up, look at his creation, you take the scroll in the hand of the demon, you will teleport out of this demon slaying platform, and of course you will also teleport out of this hundred broken mountains. The middle-aged man's voice sounded behind him.
When Tsing Yi turned around, the man's eyes returned to a clear color, and there was no longer a trace of redness.
Seeing Tsing Yi coming, the middle-aged man smiled slightly, nodded slightly, turned around, put his hands behind his back, and looked at the endless void in front of him.
"Death is nothing, it's ridiculous, what a ...... to life" The man's bold laughter sounded, and his fingers began to turn into a little light, and the light flickered and disappeared on the demon slaying platform.
"Congratulations to the Ghost King. Behind the middle-aged man, Tsing Yi's voice sounded, Tsing Yi looked at the man's back respectfully, and saluted with fists.
"Haha, you guys are really good, not bad! Not bad!!" The middle-aged man did not argue, as if he recognized the title of Tsing Yi, and after he finished speaking, his figure exploded, and the light flashed in the sky, and it disappeared in a flash.
The ghost king is still alive! It wasn't until the middle-aged man, it should be said that the figure of a generation of ghost kings disappeared for a long time, that Tsing Yi slowly came back to his senses.
When I woke up, there was nothing but darkness in front of me, no light at my feet, above my head, around me, in the whole space, and I couldn't even see myself.
I felt like I was moving, going in a certain direction.
There was a light in front of me, and with a little light, I finally saw my almost transparent body.
Damn, how did I play myself with this virtue?
What kind of place is this? It's definitely not the underworld, because Lao Tzu is in the underworld. It's definitely the Third World, or some bloody space, because that's how it's often written in novels.
The light grew brighter and brighter, and in the blink of an eye, it had gone from one point to almost the same size as me now, and the change continued.
After a moment, my figure stopped, and there were three clusters of light in front of me. I looked up at these three clusters of light, what the fuck, the clusters of light, the size of the sun?
"You little bastard, you can die if you want, don't take Lao Tzu with you. An old voice rang out, and in this quiet space it was like a thunderbolt on my ditto.
This must be a terrible person, at least, the kind of person I can't afford to mess with.
"Old man, I don't know what I did wrong to make the old man so angry?"
"What are you doing wrong? You are wrong and not caring for your life. The voice sounded again, and the position seemed to be closer.
The light in front of me was rapidly getting smaller, and finally it became about the same level as mine.
Life is Lao Tzu's own, Lao Tzu likes to play how he wants, besides, Lao Tzu is to save people. I pursed my lips and looked at the light in front of me, with a blurry shadow in it.
"With whom do you call Lao Tzu? With whom!With whom!With whom!" The figure in the light group flashed, and a figure rushed out of the light group, raising his hand and three violent pounds knocked on my head, and roared through gritted teeth.
I'm Nima, what do I think, this old bulb knows? I thought.
A layer of anger began to appear on the old man's face in front of him, and his hand was raised again.
"With whom Nima? I Nima, I Nima, I Nima!"
Old man, you and the...... I can't think about it, I can't think about it, my brain is still hurting now.
In other words, how can my brain hurt so much? Is the master of Lao Tzu's half-soul realm good? How can a few brain melons collapse and play Lao Tzu's brain hurt?
Where is this?
Who is this old man who popped up out of nowhere?
The old man's beard and hair were all white, but his face was full of red light, and his skin was even more immature and similar to Xiao Qi, wearing a snow-white robe, the robe was embroidered with some shallow lines, and the lines converged into a strange pattern, spreading throughout the robe.
"This is your own spiritual platform, you still have half a life, Lao Tzu is the soul cleansing, in the spiritual platform, you are a rookie, you are coiled, you are lying, it depends on Lao Tzu's mood. The old man said.
Soul cleansing, exercises, exercises that I practice every day?
Right. The old man nodded.
In other words, Lao Tzu's own cultivation exercises, and now he actually gave Lao Tzu a total of six violent tremors before and after, why? Is there a "master" in this world who is more sloppy than me?
The old man squinted at me, and the expression on his face could clearly see and look down on me even if I was blind.
Hold the grass! Why! Lao Tzu broke out!
So, the old man simply snorted coldly, and I was petrified there as if I had been glared at by Medusa, my eyes wide and my face full of anger.
"Who are you staring at, who are you staring at, who are you staring at?"
The old man definitely has a special fetish, such as knocking on someone's head.
"You're a rookie, how far are you cooking? The old man held out his little finger, and then the thumb compared an area on the little finger, less than a tenth of the belly of the finger.
It's so fucking despised that it's all?Lao Tzu at least...... At least...... Gotta a finger, right?
"Bragging. The old man glanced at me and continued.
At the beginning of heaven and earth, when chaos first opened, Lao Tzu existed, but you fools don't know at all, and every day this exercise, that exercise is written and practiced endlessly, in fact, the exercises you practice are all shit, stinky shit, of course, you don't practice. Well, in fact, you don't practice, it should be us who practice you. The old man paused, glancing at the two clusters of light beside him.
"So, you don't have to think about how awesome you are, only if you reach the standard, we will pass on the next stage of the exercises, if you don't meet the standard, then you have to continue to be honest and be a rookie master. ”
"However, if you can practice to the ninefold of soul purification, and then break through the ninefold and reach the level of the Great Perfection, we can also reluctantly use it for you. The old man touched the beard on his chin with a serious expression.
What? Soul Cleansing Ninefold Perfection Great Perfection Heaven and Earth Beginning to Open Is It So Awesome? A storm almost rolled up in my head.
I admit that I was frightened, I thought that the three exercises given to me by Meng Po would not be simple, but I didn't expect it to be so fierce. If this is calculated, I want to try to turn my eyes to the two light clusters next to me, these two light clusters are definitely broken mountains and calcined bodies. It's just that I've practiced well in the broken mountain, why haven't I moved yet? It doesn't matter if I have a body, this old man estimates that I can only practice after I really get the physical body.
"You're still far away, your little strength, the tempered body doesn't bother to take care of you at all, if you want him to come out and guide you, at least you have to reach the real soul realm. The old man muttered to himself.
Am I still not in the soul realm? Lao Tzu's half-soul realm is like a tiger entering a flock of sheep, chopping melons and vegetables.
"The soul realm of the tempered body is at least ten times your current strength. The old man continued to look down on me, so he continued to say, "Mountain Cannon!"
I obeyed, Lao Tzu recognized, I obeyed, you are awesome, you are all awesome, you are all great gods, great gods who are more awesome than awesome, great gods as big as dustpans.
"What about you, your performance this time is generally not bad, at least it can prove that your old sons did not choose the wrong person. Therefore, I have decided that you have barely met the requirements of the fourfold soul cleansing, and Lao Tzu will give you the fourfold exercise of soul cleansing now. After the old man finished speaking, he pinched the seal in his hand, his face was solemn, and his mouth was full of words.
"Beaming...... Mei Yang Yang ...... Big Big Wolf...... Red Wolf ...... Don't look at you as a sheep......"
Hold the grass!
What the hell are you talking about? What kind of spell is this? Is it a sheep herding spell on the green grassland? Isn't it supposed to be a bullshit boom, some heavenly spirit, earth spirit, heaven and earth gods listen to my orders or something?
"Get out of your uncle, I can read as much as I want!" the old man glared, and I received another slap in the head.
As the violent tremors sounded, the old man yelled: Get out!
My consciousness returned to my body.
"I'm drawing up the uncle's ......" I jumped to my bones, my eyes glaring ahead, in front of me was a void space, and beside me were four people, eight eyes as big as copper bells.
"What's wrong?" I yelled, my eyes glaring across the faces of the four.
"It's okay, it's alive. Tsing Yi said, then waved his hand and continued to be busy with something.
"I'll help you, Tsing Yi. Qin Xin shouted delicately, and then ran over to help.
"Boss, you're finally awake. Xiao Rou said, rubbing her hands and standing there, smiling innocently.
"Xiaorou, come here. Tsing Yi shouted, and Xiao Rou also left.
"Big brother. Xiao Qi was real, standing in front of me and began to wipe his tears.
"Cry your uncle, isn't Lao Tzu alive?" I slapped Xiao Qi on the back of the head.
Xiao Qi nodded, the tears on his face still couldn't be wiped away, his mouth was already grinning, and he laughed hee-ha-ha.
"Little Qi, what are they doing?" I asked.
"Come and help if you're not dead. Tsing Yi shouted over there.
Your uncle, I am a patient, a patient who has just come back to life.
When I was working, through everyone's chat, I finally got a clear idea of the current situation, I was in a coma for more than ten days, there was no change, no life, the same as death, but there was a bag bulging on the door of my head. Everyone didn't give up on me, anyway, for the time being, they couldn't get the scroll in the hand of the demon statue in the center of the demon slaying platform, since they couldn't leave here, I wouldn't be in the way there, so they didn't give up on me.
Taking advantage of the time between work and rest, I checked my current situation, purifying the soul fourfold, making the five elements, where the qi rises, the three realms can move.
There was only such a simple sentence, and after constantly trying to do it, I found that I didn't seem to have changed anything except that I could absorb the five elements aura faster. Cut, garbage, better than nothing. I pouted.
The old man in his consciousness trembled angrily, his fingers were raised, and he put it down, and after a few times, he finally gritted his teeth fiercely, brushed his sleeves, and suddenly a storm blew in the consciousness space.
Damn, why are you so dizzy all of a sudden, is it a post-traumatic sequelae? I held Xiaorou's shoulders beside me and shook my head hard.
"Big brother, what's the smell?" After a while, Xiao Rou's voice came.
"What?" I tried to smell after I understood.
"Urine smell?" I thought.
Why is my crotch so wet? When I looked down, there was a large wet patch in the crotch, and the whole leg of my pants had turned dark.
Is this also post-traumatic sequelae? Does post-traumatic sequelae also include urinary incontinence? I'm trying to search for medical concepts that come to mind.
"Don't think about it, next time you dare to offend Lao Tzu, next time I'll let you pull it in your crotch. An old, sinister voice sounded in his head.
Made! vile! I roared in my mind.
"Thank you, watch the words. The voice was full of threats, and then there was silence.
"Boss, you're peeing your pants!" Xiaorou's thunderous voice sounded in her ears.
Lao Tzu is absolutely unfavorable, Xiao Rou, you are definitely a fucking fool, are you afraid that others will not know?
I stared at Xiao Rou with a gloomy face, I wanted to kill this stupid big man in front of me.
It's a pity that it's too late.
A group of people all came up, lined up, standing in the limelight, staring neatly at my pants.
"Haven't you ever seen a man pee his pants?" I glared at Qin Xin, and I wanted to break through from her.
"Nope. Qin Xin replied simply and affirmatively.
"Do you need clothes?" asked Tsing Yi.
Don't you think Lao Tzu doesn't need it? I glared at Tsing Yi.
There was a flash of light in Tsing Yi's hand, flickering like an eighty or ninety-year-old lady walking, swallowing slowly.
It must have been on purpose, bastard.
Because up to now, Tsing Yi has taken the wrong clothes several times, Yishui's women's clothes, but looking at Qin Xin next to him with a smile on his face, his heart is full of joy.
Finally, I got the clothes I had been waiting for.
I looked at Tsing Yi and held out my thumb. Wait!
"Qin Xin, don't you want to know why Tsing Yi carries so many women's clothes with him?" I looked at Qin Xin's heart-warming appearance, this girl is a bit two.
The expression on Qin Xin's face changed rapidly, and when I turned my head to look at Tsing Yi, I could even feel a murderous aura coming out of my eyes.
Tsing Yi and Qin Xin left, and the three of us continued to study the demon statue on the demon slaying platform, but unfortunately, obviously everyone was not serious, and after fiddling with it a few times, it became more and more messy.
Therefore, we decided to watch the play seriously, after all, the play is good-looking, rare, and compared with the statue in front of us, the play is bigger than the sky!