Volume 1 One Hundred Years of the Underworld Chapter 68 Three Styles of Crazy Knives That Come Out of the Urine

Looking at Tsing Yi's expression when he came back, I couldn't help but sigh, no matter how high the master is, you still can't make a girl who is less than one meter seven or seven.

The demon slaying platform is actually very simple, a round platform, a water of blue stones paved with ground, smooth as a mirror. In the center, there is a statue of a demon ten meters long, the demon has a hideous face, and holds a scroll in his left hand, the scroll seems to be also carved, and it is tightly held by the evil spirit, and our purpose is to get this scroll out.

Almost all the methods have been used, the knife chopping axe chopping is already the most common, but unfortunately the demon sculpture does not know what material is carved, my power is not moving, Xiao Rou and Xiao Qi's swords can't even appear scratches, of course, Tsing Yi and Qin Xin's two magic tricks are also exhausted, and the result is the same, the statue is still a statue, a scroll or a scroll.

The five of us were so tired that we wanted to vomit blood, but unfortunately we were still trapped in this demon slaying platform.

Twenty days, I was trapped for twenty days, fortunately the lives of the five of us are quite exciting, otherwise we will definitely be suffocated. At the same time, because the realm of the five of us is quite sufficient, we are still able to self-regulate, after all, cultivating this thing is cultivating the mind. But now we're still going crazy, and the main reason is that it's on this scroll, and there's no progress, not at all.

So, I was the first to do it with this cold sculpture, no way, everyone agrees, I am the most unstable Dao heart in this group of people, and it can basically be regarded as an endless thing.

I'm XX your uncle, you give Lao Tzu down, Lao Tzu wants to fight you alone...... I stood in front of the sculpture, crossed over my waist, like a shrew scolding the street.

The other four had shocked expressions on their faces, but after a moment they regained their composure, and the four got up, away from the sculpture, away from me. Because my strength is indeed higher than theirs, and it is still a lot. It's also because they really know me and can predict what I'm going to do next.

The wind suddenly rose, I pounced on it, punching and kicking like a madman on the sculpture, and the loud bang sound did not stop sounding on this demon slaying platform, and for a while, the demon slaying platform was really raging.

There was a thin black mist on Tsing Yi's palm, and the black mist gushed out, turning into a thin shield in front of Tsing Yi, and the other three stood behind Tsing Yi, all looking at me with excitement around the statue, and there was no fear on my face at all, but it was mostly excitement and watching the play.

I'll fuck your uncle!

I kicked the statue in the face, and the statue didn't move, and I was bounced away.

There was a slight vibration when I landed on the ground, but unfortunately the vibration was very slight, and it seemed to be caused by my landing.

Everyone gathered around, looking at me lying on the ground, like a tired dead dog, with white smoke in my mouth, and there was a lot of pity and approval in my eyes.

You're awesome, and you're stunned. I read it in their eyes.

Seeing that I was still alive and well, everyone abandoned me again and began to tinker around the statue, but unfortunately until everyone was dizzy and dizzy, there was still no result.

Rest! Must rest! That's what almost everyone thinks at this time.

I have done manual labor, tired dead dogs, mental work is not easy, looking at Tsing Yi they are frowning one by one, patting their heads, I am very happy, I can't eat alone.

Everyone rested, and soon everyone had sunk into cultivation. Except for me, of course, I fell asleep and slept comfortably.

Until I was woken up by the sound of a whooshing hula.

Xiao Rou was standing behind the statue, and judging by the water column seen between her legs, the bastard was urinating on the statue.

Hold the grass! Is your civilization all for the vicious dogs on the Vicious Dog Ridge? I watched Xiao Rou tremble all over.

I'm going to pound his head, and I'm tiptoeing up.

Click!

A slight noise came.

Xiao Rou looked back and looked at me with big eyes.

Hehe, Xiao Rou smiled innocently.

I glared at the scroll in the statue's hand.

Click......

The sounds suddenly became a string, and Xiao Rou also discovered the source of the sound, obviously not from me.

Xiao Rou looked up.

A scroll the size of half a tree slammed down.

Hold the grass!

Xiao Rou also learned this interjection, and then she was slapped on the ground by the half-tree-like scroll.

Everyone woke up, and naturally they all saw the scene in front of them for the first time.

The light flickered on the scroll the size of half a tree, and the next moment it had turned into a streamer, which directly drilled into Xiao Rou's head, of course, it was a scroll stained with urine.

Xiao Rou looked at everything in front of her in a daze, half lying on the ground. Then there was a scream, and the half-lying figure fell directly again, lying flat on the ground, silent.

Yes......

There were also screams around him, it was a heartfelt voice, as if screaming was a woman's patent, no matter how high she was. There may have been other cries, but unfortunately, as an upright person, I certainly never had the luck to hear it.

When Xiao Rou woke up, the four of us were staring at him, of course, his figure had already left the place, after all, the taste was not good.

"What are you staring at me for?" asked Xiaorou in a daze when she woke up.

"Xiaorou, you snore in your sleep, you know?" Qin asked tentatively.

"I'm snoring, no way!" Xiao Rou denied.

"I won. Qin Xin said, and then stretched out his palm towards Tsing Yi.

A ring appeared on Qin Xin's palm, and Tsing Yi looked at Xiao Rou with a look of hatred.

Fortunately, such a scene was not seen by others, and if it was seen by others, I am very convinced that the five of us would either be envied to death or hacked to death, and the reason was naturally that we actually gambled with the Na ring, and the gambling was still about sleeping and snoring, which was a violent thing! It was like wiping our butts with the works of the "masters".

"Brother Tsing Yi, will you give me one?" Xiao Qi beside me had starlight in his eyes.

So, Tsing Yi frowned again, took out a ring with a heartache on his face, and handed it to Xiao Qi.

Hmm? The voice of questioning sounded, and the expression on his face was full of questions.

There was a bang, and a pile of rings appeared in front of us.

I'm you...... Target......

When did you do so much? I glared at Tsing Yi.

Tsing Yi spread his hands, indicating that he did not want to explain. It's a pity that in the end, Tsing Yi lost again in the hands of women, specifically because of women's gossip nature.

Since we met, almost all of the young talents of the major factions have been fighting and killing along the way, and accepting the ring may be a rare thing in the hands of some other ordinary cultivators, but it is true that these young talents have a necessary thing, just like showing off their wealth, each person has one. So these rings ended up in Tsing Yi's hands, and even Tsing Yi didn't look at what was thrown inside, because Qin Xin took out an underwear from a ring, of course, it was the kind that was only for others to wear, Qin Xin's face was naturally not good, but fortunately Tsing Yi really didn't know what was in the ring.

Tsing Yi looked at these rings in front of him, not one thousand but eight hundred, let out a long sigh, and his head shook in cooperation. A small hand with a fragrant wind swept by him, and the ring in front of him disappeared.

I glared at Tsing Yi, you stinky idiot, don't you know how many to keep? At least you can leave the ring with your underwear to me.

Now that Xiaorou has woken up, everyone naturally no longer surrounds him.

I reached out and grabbed the collar of Xiao Rou's clothes, kicked my feet, and already carried Xiao Rou to the other side.

"Say, what's going on?" I glared at Xiao Rou.

"What's going on?"

"Why is it that as soon as you pee down, the scroll will be urinated down by you. ”

"I pee?" asked Xiaorou.

"You will know when you go to the statue of Lao Tzu and smell it. Wait, you don't know you pee?" I seemed to get to the point.

"I'm dreaming, I'm looking for a toilet, I seem to pee...... Pee!" Xiao Rou tried to recall, and suddenly stared at me with bull's-eyed eyes, and it was impossible to hide the loud voice.

Bang bang bang!

Three voices sounded beside him. But the other three jumped over with unkind faces, and the expressions on their faces were very clear: My old son or my mother will give an explanation.

That one...... That one...... When I woke up, Xiao Rou was urinating on the statue, and then ......

I explained, anyway, it's not me who is embarrassed, and it's not me who is exposed, it's Xiaorou herself, you kid are not afraid of being embarrassed, why should I help you cover it up.

You......

Qin Xin's little face was flushed, and she ran out directly, standing far away on the other side, but the ear that was still on the side was obviously continuing to listen to the situation on our side.

It's a pity that that's basically all there is to it, and after everyone summed it up for a long time, they didn't find any problems, and in the end, they could only attribute this result to Xiaorou is person of great luck.

It's a pity that in another space, the ghost king whose crimson light in his eyes has faded a lot, his eyes are instantly red, and the light that bursts out directly pierces the void on his head.

It wasn't until the void above his head was blasted by the crimson light that it had turned into a sieve, that the Ghost King gritted his teeth and stopped his madness.

Control! Control! Convince people with virtue! Serve people with virtue! Damn, little rabbit cub, Lao Tzu's crazy knife three styles were actually urinated by you as soon as you soaked it! If Lao Tzu doesn't kill you, Lao Tzu will not be a man!

"Didn't you say that whoever can take your mad knife three styles will be accepted as an apprentice?" A woman's voice sounded beside the ghost king, and the woman's voice was flat and clean.

"Sister, does this count? I can't recognize him as an apprentice, little bastard is too ...... Too...... Too ......" The ghost king stammered anxiously, and his fingers trembled and pointed to the picture in front of him.

"I think it's good, you have been cultivating death qi, you have been going all out, you have made such a test that is completely contrary to you, have you ever thought about it, maybe it is destined, what you need may be this nature. The woman said that the woman was naturally Meng Po, and she was leaning on the back of the chair with a leisurely face at this time.

"Then this is also ......" The ghost king is uncomfortable, very uncomfortable!

Xiao Rou began to check her gains, and the expression on her face made us want to punch his big face open.

Xiao Rou was surprised, and her voice was serious and made us suspect that this bastard was showing off, but we forgave him in the end, because this fool couldn't know what showing off was.

There are only three types of this exercise! Xiao Rou was surprised again. I couldn't stand it anymore, this kind of unintentional stimulation hurt the most, Tsing Yi pulled my arm.

This exercise......

This exercise......

"I want him to squat and pee for the rest of his life!" Tsing Yi's face was not good-looking.

"Forget it, such a strong man, that ...... Isn't it disgusting?" I said.

Xiao Rou finally ended his surprise.

The long knife shook, a vertical slash slashed down, the knife qi rolled out wildly, and the sound of a dragon chanting and a lion's roar faintly came out.

The long knife shook again, it was still a slash, and the knife qi rolled out again, and the sound of wind and thunder exploded.

The long knife shook again, but it still slashed, but no sword qi came out, and the long knife didn't seem to have any power to cut through the space in front of him.

Just when we were wondering why this last knife was so vegetable, on the edge of the demon slaying platform, the light flashed, and a touch of knife qi surged out, slashing into the void outside.

Three knives were slashed out, and Xiaorou fell down again with her back to the sky, directly unconscious.

The Demon Slayer began to collapse, and in an instant there was no place for us to stand, and in a flash, we had fallen into the void under our feet.

The strange light flickered, and after the light and darkness in front of us, we all fell to the ground.

"When did you learn to spoof like this?" Meng Po smiled and looked at the ghost king not far away.

The Ghost King scratched his head, a little embarrassed.

Bastard! I'm scared to death!

I'm sure the people in front of me are thinking this way.

Looking up at the surroundings, we are obviously outside the Hundred Broken Mountain, and when we look at the Hundred Broken Mountain, we still have admiration, but we don't have the unattainable feeling before, and even have a little contempt. After all, Xiao Rou's mad knife three styles were washed down by a soak of urine.

Now that it has come out, everyone naturally has to study the next step.

In view of the growth of strength, I decided to take the initiative and I will take the Yin Wind Ridge!

Go yourself!

You're going to die!

Tsing Yi and Qin Xin are definitely tired, and the tone of their speech is the same.

"What do you two know, it seems?" I kept rolling my eyes over their faces.

"I don't know anything, but I believe that our current strength to take the initiative to find trouble in Yinfeng Ridge is no different from a dead end. Tsing Yi said.

"Aren't their masters immobile?" I asked.

"You're going to ride on someone's neck and shit, do you still want people to stay? Do you think that's the evil ghost of the demon slaying platform?

Suddenly there were dark clouds overhead, and a lightning bolt clicked down, and a boulder not far away from us instantly turned into powder.

The three types of crazy knives are the most powerful!The three styles of crazy knives are the most powerful......

Tsing Yi read silently.

"I know some of the circumstances......" Qin Xin looked at the Tsing Yi beside him, a little wanted to say and stopped, there was a lot of sadness in his eyes, but these emotions have been carefully hidden by Qin Xin, but it is a pity that these are how to hide this Tsing Yi who specializes in playing with souls around him.

"That's what we need right now. Tsing Yi smiled, his arm stretched out inadvertently, but it accurately landed on Qin Xin's thin waist.

Qin Xin struggled slightly, Tsing Yi retracted his arm stupidly, but the sad look on Qin Xin's face was much lighter.

Qin Xin remembered his past, and these were the things that Tsing Yi had resolutely decided to keep, and it was clear that Qin Xin knew this. What a girl like Qin Xin needs is not those impassioned vows or promises at all, what she needs is this kind of silent support and unpretentious acceptance.

I want to hug too, I kind of miss my thousand miles of red clothes.

After a heartfelt introduction, we got some very important information.

There is something in Yinfeng Ridge, the name is called the bone scraper, but it is not the knife weapon we imagined, but more like a medicine, it is said that as long as the bone scraper is worn, the person who wears it only needs a seal, which can increase their strength by nearly half of the maximum, and it is an all-round improvement, but since this thing has such a fierce effect, then the cost is naturally heavy, because what is required to use it is lifespan, and at least a thousand years at a time, as for how much power it can exert, then it depends on how much life the user pays to urge it。

And more importantly, this thing is not disposable, like medicine, it can be reused.

Therefore, although this thing has not been praised by Yin Fengling to the extent of the treasure of the town faction, it is definitely the top priority.

And according to Qin Xin, this thing was rewarded by Yin Feng Ridge to the absolute number one master of the young generation of this sect, and this person had reached the level of the ninth level of the spirit realm hundreds of years ago, and then suddenly disappeared, no one knew where this person went, it was said to be to impact the soul realm.

"The important thing is that this person also has extremely strong combat power, it is rumored that it has only taken a hundred years for him to go from the beginning of his cultivation to the ninth level of the Spirit Realm, and these are not the most important things. Qin Xin said.

"The most important thing is that he also has the strength of a half-soul powerhouse who fights against him, in fact, he is the first person in the spiritual realm worthy of the name, as for Yun Sheng or Liu Di of the Three Mountains Sect, it may only take a hand to kill, but this person has always been low-key, and there are few legends about him in the underworld. Qin Xin raised his hand to stop our questioning, and continued, after speaking, it seemed that his heart was finally relaxed, and he slowly exhaled a long breath.

"What's his name, what weapon is he wearing?" I asked.

"Abandoned babies. Repair the sword. Qin Xin said.

What is the name of an abandoned baby?

Qin Xin naturally saw the question in my eyes, shrugged his shoulders, and said that he didn't know why.

"It is said that this person has been against others all his life, and he has never shot more than ten swords, and he has never had only life and death. Tsing Yi continued to add.

It's a lot of pressure.

"That was before, though. Tsing Yi looked at my bitter melon-like face.

Get out of your uncle, Lao Tzu doesn't want to do it, Lao Tzu just wants to waste his time, of course, if you can hug left and right, wine and food, Yingge Yan Dance would be better, this is Lao Tzu's lifelong ideal!

"Actually, it's simple. Tsing Yi said suddenly.

"What?" there was a glint in my eyes.

"You just have to kill him, or be hunted down by him. Kill him, Yin Fengling will definitely ignore any rules of the rivers and lakes, and directly chase you to death, if you are hunted down by him, maybe you can really fulfill your wish and usher in your spring. Tsing Yi said.

I want to spit on you, I glared at Tsing Yi.