In the face of overwhelming doubts, the spokesman of the Ministry of Defense finally responded:

First, a new type of armored vehicle does exist, called the Turtle armored car, which has begun mass production and is preparing for installation.

Second, the chief designer of the new armored car really made an improper statement, and he has been severely punished and the title of chief designer has been revoked.

Third, today's incident of speeding by armored vehicles was caused by speeding in the course of an urgent mission, and there is no violation of discipline.

The spokesman also released a photo of the assembly workshop, which shows a brand new factory building, where five huge unpainted armored vehicles are lined up, and the silver-white titanium alloy composite armor blinds the eyes of many people.

The spokesman of the Ministry of National Defense immediately aroused an uproar.

"Damn, it turns out that the armored car is real. ”

"It's already officially ready!"

"Why didn't I have any news before, it was as if it had popped out of nowhere. ”

"It's not sudden, it's been two weeks ago. ”

"Isn't this punishment too severe, revoke the title of chief designer!"

"yes, it's just a few curses. ”

"That no major general still scolds our soldiers for being uneducated. ”

"Refuse to accept double standards!"

"I think Major General Namei is just scolding!"

"yes, if you change me, you will scold his mother!"

"Let's send a petition post, and if you agree, you can like it. ”

One by one, the petition posts appeared on various forums and received more than one million replies in just a few minutes.

Chu Lie looked at the original posts one by one and breathed a sigh of relief, these people finally stopped staring at the speeding incident, speeding can be big or small, if it is not handled well, it will even damage the image of the army, and Lin Chenxi will also be targeted by public opinion. Now it's okay, it's finally okay, and as for the so-called punishment, to hell with it.

As a joke, the new armored car has a team of designers.

The statement of the spokesman of the Ministry of Defense completely confirmed the existence of the turtle-type armored vehicle, and the attention of the public cents began to shift, no longer questioning the problem of the armored vehicle's overspeed and its existence, but began to question the performance of the armored vehicle and the ability of the chief designer.

"The age of the general designer of the new armored car can be heard by the voice, it is difficult to imagine that such a young person will have enough ability to design a qualified armored car!"

"Major General Mei is right, even if he is really capable, with such an impetuous character, it will lead to a series of problems with equipment. ”

"The military industry is an industry that needs to be studied with a calm mind, and it is not something that impetuous young people can play!"

"A yellow-haired girl has actually become the chief designer, is there no one in TG?"

"Serious doubts about the ability of a stinky girl. ”

Netizens couldn't get angry, and they exchanged ideas with these well-known cents, but within a few minutes, a message came, and the entire Internet was stunned!

The U.S. tank overturned the bridge and went down, and three or four were injured!

"Poof, what the hell?"

"Really?"

"Is it April Fool's Day?"

"Did you really fall?"

"Damn, the videos are out, it's really off the bridge!"

"Don't hang like this!"

"Although I don't know how the designer's brain power is, but the open mouth is invincible!"

"Sure enough, if you can be the chief designer, how can you be a general. ”

"You can eat with one mouth, but you have to eat with your brain. ”

"Little sister, don't be an equipment designer, that's too condescending. ”

"Yes, a mouth can top a tank. ”

"Does anyone still doubt the young lady's abilities?"

"Those who doubt it can ask the young lady to curse the cuckold and see if it works. ”

“......”

Not to mention that Chinese netizens were confused, even the U.S. military was confused, and hurriedly asked people to find out the reason, and after checking for a long time, it was finally found out that when the tank incident, the two tracks produced a speed difference, causing the tank to turn under the bridge, and the reason for the speed difference is unknown!

Lin family.

When Lin Ziyu saw the news, he couldn't help but tear off the corner of his daughter's clothes and asked secretly: "Xixi, did you do it when the US tank fell under the bridge?"

"What? The U.S. tank fell off the bridge?" Lin Chenxi was a little confused, she had just gone to pick up her grandfather and grandmother, but she didn't do anything!

"Not you?" Lin Ziyu was dumbfounded, he thought his daughter did it!

The international media has gone wild.

"The US tank overturned the bridge or it was related to the TG hacker attack!"

"A certain big country is angry and embarrassed, and the US tank suffers!"

"A quarrel, but it caused a tragedy in the world!"

"Seriously protest against the horrific killing of hackers in a certain big country!"

"Why are hackers in a certain big country so unscrupulous?"

......

The flower grower said that they resolutely did not carry this pot!

Not long after, the spokesperson of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs spoke again, this time Mengying.

Meng Ying looked aggrieved: "On behalf of the Chinese side, I deeply regret the accident of the US military, as for the accusation that the Chinese hackers did it, this is completely nonsense, my country is a peace-loving country committed to maintaining world peace, and never provokes unwarranted disputes." Moreover, the US tank system is not something that hackers can easily attack, and if it is really so easy to be attacked, it is also a quality problem of US tanks, and it has nothing to do with China.

Now I will call the former general designer of the new armored car, who caused this misunderstanding, and she has something to say. ”

The phone went through.

Lin Chenxi's serious voice came out of the microphone, "Let me state first, this time it really has nothing to do with me, I didn't do anything, I just said it casually, I didn't expect the American tank to say it so carelessly." You don't want to think about it, if it really has anything to do with me, why only the tank fell off the bridge, and the rest is fine?

I tell you, I'm really sitting at home, and the pot is coming down from heaven! Do you say I'm wronged? Okay, that's it, hang up. ”

Meng Ying breathed a sigh of relief and said in her heart: "It's okay, it's not as exaggerated as last time, otherwise it won't be round." ”

After Meng Ying modified Lin Chenxi's words in English and translated them again, she successfully ended her speech.

However, what she didn't expect was that she had just finished speaking on her front foot, and the back foot exploded and the US warship collided with a merchant ship!

Netizens laughed.

"And said that it has nothing to do with you, obviously you did it!"

"Do you still have the face to shout injustice?"

"You can't shake off this pot!"

"This opened his mouth, and there was no one left, and he paralyzed another warship at once. ”

"It's not that the rest is fine, but that something is about to happen!"

"Something is going to happen, laughing and peeing. ”

"The U.S. military is trembling. ”

"Inexplicably, I have some sympathy for the US major general. ”

"It's not good to offend anyone, but to offend the chief designer's young lady. ”

Lin family.

Lin Chenxi looked at the news with a confused face, what the hell is this? Why was I slapped in the face as soon as I finished speaking? Could it be that God can't get along with me?