Chu Lie was in a meeting, the phone rang, Chu Lie took it out and saw that it was Lin Chenxi's phone, he hurriedly said sorry to the chief, and then ran to the side and connected the phone.

As soon as Chu Lie connected, Lin Chenxi's aggrieved voice came from the phone, which made Chu Lie's goosebumps rise.

"Uncle Chu, let's speak again, this really has nothing to do with me. ”

"What kind of speech?" Chu Lie was a little confused, he didn't know that as soon as Lin Chenxi finished speaking, there was an incident of a US ship colliding with a merchant ship.

"That's it, I don't want to carry this pot. Lin Chenxi's face was full of grievances, this is really none of her business, that stinky father actually laughed at her.

"Didn't you speak?" Chu Lie was a little strange.

"It's not going to work well. ”

"Okay, it's the last time, you have to speak well, don't you mess around anymore, you know?"

"Uncle Chu is the best, I'll surprise you when I turn around!"

"Don't be scared. Chu Lie shook his head, hung up the phone, then sent a text message, turned off the phone, and had a meeting again.

The Ministry of Foreign Affairs received Chu Lie's text message and was terrified, why did he still come?

Call back to confirm, can't get through!

I want to contact other leaders, leaders have important meetings, but I can't get in touch!

There was no way, the Ministry of Foreign Affairs had to bite the bullet and speak again.

When those reporters received the text message from the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, they were all crazy and rushed back, this is big news, this month's bonus depends on it!

This time, the speaker was Meng Ying, one of the three treasures of diplomacy.

"On behalf of the Chinese side, I would like to express my regret once again over today's US military accident and hope that the US military will strengthen its management so that a similar tragedy will not happen again; a certain former chief designer also regrets these two accidents and once again said that the accident was just a coincidence and really had nothing to do with her, and we will listen to her speech now. ”

"This really has nothing to do with me, it really has nothing to do with it! Do you want to believe me, I'm really wronged, even more wronged than Dou E! I hope that the submarine and aircraft carrier planes behind me won't have an accident, really, if you have another accident, I will really jump into the Yellow River and can't wash it away!"

After Lin Chenxi finished speaking, Meng Ying translated in fear, praying in her heart that there would be no more accidents, Yingchan, you are so angry!

One hour.

Two hours.

Three hours.

The U.S. military was calm, nothing happened, and the three parties breathed a sigh of relief at the same time, it's good that nothing happens, it's good that nothing happens.

Netizens who were waiting to see the excitement were full of disappointment.

"Why doesn't the plane hit the bird, the aircraft carrier doesn't catch fire, and the submarine doesn't hit the volcano?"

"Little sister has withdrawn the poisoned milk?"

"Don't, I want to see the excitement!"

"I hope Eagle Chan has another accident. ”

"That American Major General is making a big deal of nonsense again!"

"That guy is cheap!"

"I didn't spray it just now, but now I spray it when I see that nothing happened, it's a coward!"

"Little sister, take care of it again. ”

"One more time!"

Lin family.

Eight people are eating dinner around a table, in addition to Lin Ziyu's grandfather and grandmother, there are also sons and daughters of the old eight families, grandpa wants to have a good chat with Lin Chenxi, but Lin Chenxi is playing with his mobile phone, and he is talking back without a match, and the scene is a little embarrassing.

Lin Ziyu kicked his daughter with his foot and said, "Don't play with your mobile phone while eating." ”

"Oh. Lin Chenxi replied and continued to refresh the web page.

Dad Lin was a little strange and asked, "Xixi, what's wrong?"

"She's watching the news. Lin Ziyu replied.

"What's so good about the news? She doesn't usually watch the news. "Dad Lin is full of question marks.

Lin Ziyu briefly said what happened today, and the people at the table were dumbfounded.

Dad Lin said speechlessly: "I didn't expect Xixi to be a little crow's mouth." ”

Mother Lin also said: "This is amazing, if anyone dares to bully you in the future, you will curse him!"

Lin Chenxi argued loudly: "It's really none of my business, it's just a coincidence, a coincidence!"

Lin Chenxi wanted to say a few more words, but then the phone rang, it was Chu Lie's phone.

"Xixi, how can you cheat your Uncle Chu like this!"

"No, it's just a coincidence, isn't it that nothing happened?" Lin Chenxi felt a little weak.

"It's good it didn't happen, otherwise Uncle Chu would have been killed by you!" Chu Lie was about to hang up the phone, when an exclamation came from outside the office, "What?

Chu Lie: "......"

Lin Chenxi: "......"

After netizens got the news, they laughed again.

"The submarine aircraft carrier plane didn't have an accident, but the battleship hit the merchant ship again!"

"Little sister, are you embarrassed to say that you are more wronged than Dou E?"

"You did it, young lady, you can admit it!"

"Do you want to speak again?"

"Yes, I don't think you did it, so I'll say it again. ”

"Send it again, send it again!"

"Eagle Sauce: I have a sentence about MMP, I don't know whether to say it or not. ”

"Eagle Sauce is trembling!"

On that day, Hawk-chan finally remembered the fear of being dominated by the mouth cannon. ”

......

Lin family.

When the people at the table learned that the US ship had collided with a merchant ship again, their mouths were wide open to stuff duck eggs.

Lin Ziyu said, "Xixi, when did you learn the curse ability?"

Dad Lin kicked Lin Ziyu under the table and said, "What nonsense!"

Lin Chenxi: "......"

Lin Chenxi sent a text message to Chu Lie, and then he didn't eat anymore, so he ran back to the room, and Lin Ziyu hurriedly followed.

Fifteen minutes later, Chu Lie came to the rental house through the space door, and when he opened the door, he saw the aggrieved Lin Chenxi.

"Uncle Chu, I really didn't do it, and I didn't mean to cheat you! I just checked the history, there were two accidents during this period of time when a US ship collided with a merchant ship, why am I so unlucky, this has happened to me!" Lin Chenxi is really aggrieved, this is really just an accident, how can she let her take the blame!

Chu Lie: "......"

Lin Chenxi patted his chest and promised, "Uncle Chu, why don't we speak again?" I've checked, there has been no accident with Eagle Sauce recently, and it will be fine this time!"

"Well, I'll let someone from the Ministry of Foreign Affairs ask. ”

So the Ministry of Foreign Affairs spoke again, this time Zhan Gang.

"On behalf of the Chinese side, I would like to express my regret over the third accident of the US military, and the former chief designer of the new armored vehicle wants to know if the US side believes that after two clarifications, she did not do it? If not, she also wants to make a third clarification. ”

Zhan Gang's tough speech, netizens fried the pot again.

"I believe it, can't I believe it?"

"Bow to the evil forces!"

"Ask for the psychological shadow area of Eagle Sauce. ”

"Anyway, will Eagle Sauce admit it this time?"

"I hope you don't be so soft. ”

"Isn't it just a yellow-haired girl?

"That's it, a stinky girl, there's nothing to be afraid of!"

"I'm a big American empire, I'm afraid of a little girl?

"Don't be cowardly, just do it!"